No. 21, on the self-cultivation of a foodie
This scene seems to have only been seen on Douyin short videos, but I didn't expect that in reality, it can also be encountered.
Several of the guests and the boss were all confused.
Ling Yingjun covered his face with his hands, he couldn't afford to lose this person!
Lu Mengmeng smiled playfully, "Boss, I'm joking, I want two copies." ”
Hey!
The boss suddenly glared, how could there be such a joke?
If they hadn't come in together, Ling Yingjun really wanted to keep a distance from Lu Mengmeng and pretended not to know him.
How old are they and so naughty, and they don't look like adults at all.
It's really good for her to find a job to hone her temperament, she can't always be spoiled like this, she will be spoiled.
Although Lu Meng was skinny, the boss finally served the cold skin with a good temper, as for whether to give them less material, it is difficult to say.
In the case of hot weather, eating a cold skin is really to clear the heat and relieve the heat.
No, Lu Mengmeng has basically been resurrected with full blood, and most of her exhaustion has gone.
At the very least, it's okay to stick around until you get home.
Fortunately, I finally left the zoo and ate something to eat, and I didn't need much physical strength to ride home.
On the way home and in the car, Lu Mengmeng leaned directly on Ling Yingjun's arm and fell asleep.
Lu Mengmeng wanted to lean on his shoulder, but unfortunately the altitude was not enough, so he could only rely on his arm.
Ling Yingjun's arms relaxed, and he was also a little awkward, there was no way, bad men were like this.
When he was about to get home, Ling Yingjun felt that his arm was a little wet, he looked down to observe, and then saw that it was Lu Mengmeng's saliva.
Ling Yingjun shook Lu Mengmeng awake with tears and laughter - it's time to get out of the car, not to wake up with a vengeance! ʘᴗʘ
Lu Mengmeng slept in the dark, and dreamed that he was gnawing on chicken legs, which was very fragrant, and he was happy to eat, when he was woken up by Ling Yingjun.
"My chicken legs ......" Lu Mengmeng's eyes were blurred, and it took a long time for hysteria to wake up.
Ling Yingjun had already taken apart the wet wipes, wiped Lu Mengmeng's mouth, and wiped his arms by the way.
Get out of the car and head home.
"How are you going to go out like this? I'm afraid that someone will sell it, and I don't know. Ling Yingjun complained.
Lu Mengmeng was very unconvinced, her eyebrows were high, and her eyes widened, "How can I be so stupid!" ”
"You're not stupid, you just sleep like a pig." Ling Yingjun ran forward with a smile, for fear that Lu Mengmeng would hit people violently, although Lu Mengmeng's beating was similar to tickling.
Lu Mengmeng didn't have the strength to chase, she just stared at Ling Yingjun angrily.
The two of them finally arrived home, and Ling Yingjun said, "Will I send you back?" ”
The corners of Lu Mengmeng's mouth twitched, this has already arrived at the door, what else to give?
Lu Mengmeng opened the door, "I'm here!" ”
Ling Yingjun: "I saw it. ”
Two stupid guys.
"By the way, I finally remembered why that mung bean gave me a familiar feeling, the Lori editor you had dinner with last time, that is, your leader, is called Red Bean, right?" Lu Mengmeng opened the door and asked.
Ling Yingjun: ......
The silly girl's reflex arc is too long, right? It was all last night, why do you think about it now?
Lu Mengmeng smiled and said: "Are the editors still called soybeans, kidney beans, lentils, green beans, black beans, etc.?" ”
Ling Yingjun: ......
"Hurry up and rest! Come and eat in the evening! Ling Yingjun had a dark face, turned around and opened the door, entered, and closed the door, all in one go.
Lu Mengmeng scratched her head, wasn't she just joking, why was she angry?
With a snort, Lu Mengmeng also closed the door, put down the bag, changed her shoes and clothes, and then returned to her room like a turtle crawling.
"Bed, you're so comfortable!" The moment Lu Mengmeng lay on the bed, she felt that her whole soul had been sublimated.
I don't know how long it took for Lu Mengmeng to turn over, and her chest will be tight after lying on her stomach for a long time.
"Whew!" Lu Mengmeng howled, "Meow meow!" ”
Lu Mengmeng sat up and reached out to knead and tap on his leg to relieve muscle soreness.
It's sore, it's better today, but tomorrow, I'm afraid my legs will hurt even when I walk!
If your muscles are overtired, that's what happens.
Lu Mengmeng turned on the music playback software on her mobile phone and massaged her poor legs while listening to the song.
Lu Mengmeng's song list is very simple, what Peking Opera, storytelling, Taiping lyrics, everything.
It's just that there isn't a single normal song.
I can't complain that Ling Yingjun and She Xiaodong both complained, saying that Lu Mengmeng had entered the life of the elderly ahead of schedule.
Lu Mengmeng followed the mobile phone and hummed a little tune, which looked like her, but unfortunately she was a music idiot, and the tone that was obviously brewed became a ghost howl when she sang it.
Lu Mengmeng said that she was very helpless, this kind of thing is innate, and the acquired power cannot be changed.
I heard that this seems to be called "aphonia", whether it is called this or not, she can't remember clearly, anyway, she saw it on Douyin.
"No wonder in ancient times, Miss Everybody wanted to elope with the play, he looked like Pan An, he was talented, and more importantly, he had his own charm, but ordinary people didn't have it." Lu Mengmeng muttered to herself, and the figure in her mind kept flashing.
He's really handsome.
He's really talented.
He is Zhang Yunlei.
Because of him, he fell in love with cross talk.
Because of him, he fell in love with the quintessence of the country.
Because of him, he fell in love with traditional culture.
Although he is only one person and very small, he uses his own way to pass on traditional culture.
Lu Mengmeng thought about it, and the corners of her eyes were moist.
"Gourd baby, gourd baby......"
This time, without waiting for the gourd baby to finish singing, Lu Mengmeng picked up the mobile phone and pressed the answer button.
"Brother, what's wrong?" Lu Mengmeng's voice was small, because she was choked and cried for a long time when she listened to the song, and her voice was nasal at this time.
"What's wrong with you? Tired and crying? Ling Yingjun heard that Lu Mengmeng's nasal voice was a little heavy, and her voice was still a little trembling, obviously crying.
Lu Mengmeng choked for a long time, this Ling Ying's handsome ears were inevitably too sensitive.
"Nothing, just woke up from the pot." Lu Mengmeng adjusted her mood, and sure enough, she was a little better this time.
"What's the matter?" Lu Mengmeng asked, what did you call without even an hour when you got home?
Ling Yingjun snorted, "Open the door and bring you something delicious." ”
As soon as she heard "delicious", Lu Mengmeng's eyes were shining, and the cold skin at noon had already been digested.
Opening the door, Ling Yingjun was carrying a large bag in his hand, and after entering the door, he put the handbag on the dining table, "Thinking that you like meat, I bought some barbecue, eat less, and have dinner later." ”
Lu Mengmeng raised her eyebrows, "Eat less?" How is that possible? That's an insult to the cuisine and an irresponsibility to yourself. ”
Ling Yingjun just chuckled, he didn't buy more at all, you want to eat so much, and you don't have that much for you to eat.
Lu Mengmeng hurriedly sat down and opened the handbag, the meat skewers wrapped in tin foil were still hot.