37 durian with kernels

On this day, Jiang Yi ended the competition with the three Hengshan disciples and planned to go to the Tongfu Inn to take a rest.

As soon as I entered the gate, I saw a large wooden shelf in the store, and there was a durian and a few antiques on it.

Everyone in the inn gathered around the shelves, pointing at the durian.

Jiang Yiqi said: "Hey, where did this durian come from?" ”

When everyone saw him tell the origin of this thing, they couldn't help but ask, "Xiao Jiang, do you know this strange thing?" ”

Jiang Yi nodded: "This is durian, a tropical fruit." ”

"This is fruit?"

Everyone looked at the big thorny durian with suspicion, and no matter how much they thought about it, they couldn't connect this strange thing with the fruit.

Guo Furong squinted at Xiucai with a suspicious gaze and asked, "Xiucai, didn't you say that this is a root carving, a work of art carved from the rhizomes of plants?" ”。

In the morning, when Xing Zhutou and Xiaoliu came to deliver durian, Tong Xiangyu also asked the two what it was, and Xiucai said that the head was right, saying that this durian is a kind of root carving, representing the meaning of "benevolence".

The shopkeeper and Guo Furong were stunned by him, who knew that Xiucai's words were all nonsense.

Xiucai didn't expect Jiang Yi to recognize this strange thing, and his lie was exposed at once. Hearing this, I couldn't help but be embarrassed, and I couldn't speak: "This, this......"

"I'll settle accounts with you later."

Guo Furong gritted her teeth and glared at him fiercely.

Looking at Guo Furong's indignant appearance, Xiucai only felt that his heart was broken, and he was full of nonsense, not just to show his erudition in front of the other party, but he never thought that the final result would be counterproductive.

He covered his heart, his expression sad, sad and grief, and muttered in distraction: "Perhaps, this is love." So sweet, so bitter......"

Everyone ignored his vicissitudes and sighed, still paying attention to the durian.

Tong Xiangyu looked at the durian covered with spikes hesitantly, and asked, "How do you eat this thing, do you want to peel it, or eat it with this thorn?" Will it be prickly? ”

Guo Furong also tilted her head and looked back and forth, studying how to eat this durian.

"Cut it open and eat it, this layer of spikes on the outside is the shell, cut the shell, and the meat inside can be eaten." Jiang Yi explained.

Guo Furong clapped her hands, looked at Tong Xiangyu proudly and shouted: "I just said that this is a local product and it is food, but you still don't believe it." I also spent two taels of silver to buy this broken shelf to put this thing, and now I know that I am distressed. ”

Tong Xiangyu looked at her complacent appearance, and said helplessly: "Okay, okay, you're amazing, okay." ”

Bai Zhantang also complained, saying: "I also spent fifty yuan to buy some antiques to set off the cultural atmosphere of this thing." ”

As he spoke, he pointed to the porcelain and wine cup beside the durian.

Tong Xiangyu glanced at him and said angrily: "Even you don't look at me." ”

Bai Zhantang looked at her complaining eyes, and hurriedly changed the topic: "Fortunately, Xiao Jiang, you are well-informed, otherwise, this thing will definitely be spoiled for two more days." ”

Guo Furong shook her head: "I think it's already rancid, just now when I was wiping the shelf, I smelled the stench." ”

"Then let's throw it away quickly, so as not to put it here and affect the guests' eating." Tong Xiangyu said.

Jiang Yi stepped forward to take a look and found that the durian was still fresh, and the so-called smell was just the taste of the durian itself, so he said:

"It shouldn't be bad, you can still eat it, go get a knife and cut it open."

"I'll go get a knife." Bai Zhantang said, and ran into the kitchen with a cigarette.

When Bai Zhantang came out, Big Mouth also came out, and asked, "What is this going to eat?" ”

Once encountering something related to eating, the big mouth reacts extremely sensitively.

"Don't worry, there will be food that won't be left behind." Jiang Yi said, took the knife in Bai Zhantang's hand, and cut the durian with two clicks.

Suddenly, a "foul smell" filled the entire inn.

Smelling this stinky and choking smell, everyone was convulsed, and their facial features were crowded together.

Guo Furong covered her nose with disgust on her face and shouted, "What is this, it stinks, it won't be poisonous." ”

As soon as they heard that it might be poisonous, everyone took a few steps back and hid behind the counter, moving in unison.

Seeing that Jiang Yi was still in place, Tong Xiangyu couldn't help but say: "Little Jiang, you won't admit your mistake, can you really eat such a stinky thing?" ”

"Don't worry, this thing is not poisonous. Moreover, this thing is similar to stinky tofu, it doesn't smell very good, and it still tastes good. ”

Jiang Yi explained with a smile.

As he spoke, he took a knife and cut off a piece of pulp, put it in his mouth and ate it, with a look of enjoyment.

Seeing that he was eating well, everyone approached him suspiciously. But looking at the smelly durian, everyone still didn't dare to speak.

In the end, it was the big mouth that was the most persistent in eating, cut a piece, and ate it.

At first, the big mouth was still a little uncomfortable, and the expression was a little ugly, but after chewing for a while, I began to taste the sweet and refreshing taste, and my facial features slowly relaxed.

Everyone's eyes were staring at him, and they asked curiously, "How is it, is it delicious?" ”

Big mouth smash it, smash it, revealing an aftertaste: "Yes, although the taste is weird, it is quite delicious." ”

Hearing this, everyone believed Jiang Yi's words, and each of them divided some flesh and began to taste it.

Guo Furong and Bai Zhantang also ate deliciously.

And Xiucai and Tong Xiangyu were very different from everyone else, so they put the yellow flesh in their mouths, and without chewing it twice, their faces changed suddenly, and they spit it out.

Tong Xiangyu's face was full of horror, and he shouted: "What the hell is this, you can eat it if it's so unpalatable?" ”

Xiucai also nodded again and again: "This is definitely not a fruit, this thing must be poisonous." ”

As he spoke, he rushed to the backyard and began to look for water to rinse his mouth and clean up the residual smell of durian in his mouth.

While eating durian, Big Mouth looked at the two strangely: "What's wrong with you, I think it tastes good." ”

Bai Zhantang took a piece of durian and walked towards Tong Xiangyu: "Yes, you can taste it again." This is a rare thing brought by Louzhi County, and it is good to taste it fresh. ”

Tong Xiangyu watched him approach, smelled the stench again, and immediately shouted: "You take this thing away, it stinks to death." ”

Guo Furong looked at her and Xiucai's avoidance of durian, couldn't help but roll her eyes, took a piece of durian and rushed to Xiucai, and said with a wicked smile: "Xiucai, come on, this is the taste of 'benevolence' you said, as a scholar, shouldn't you taste it." ”

Xiucai was tricked by her and fled, screaming, "Don't come here, help." ”

Guo Furong looked at him more and more proudly, and chased after him.

She is a person who holds a grudge, and she was fooled by Xiucai in the morning, saying that durian is "benevolence" to fool her, how can this account be so easy to settle. Now that there is a chance, it is natural to take a good look at the show.

[PS: Another witty water chapter]