Chapter 253: The Joke Is Big (Asking for Subscription)
"Why did you come back so soon? Didn't you tell you to go first?" Shao Yitian felt that his head was big when he saw Liu Sihan and a few people walking back.
Originally, I wanted to avoid the limelight, but now it seems that the wind is blowing back.
Liu Sihan walked to Shao Yitian's side, held his arm, and said coquettishly: "Without you by your side, it's not fun anywhere." ”
"Then go home and sleep. "Shao Yitian doesn't want to wander around the park, it's better to go home and sleep, and when you sleep, you can relieve your sorrows, and when you fall asleep, there will be nothing to do.
After walking out of the park, Su Yuting said: "Shao Yitian, as a man, should you send my little woman back to the hotel at night?"
Grandma's, as long as you Su Yuting is still a little woman, there will be no little women in the world. If any guy who doesn't have long eyes robs you Su Yuting's wealth, he will be crippled if he doesn't die.
"Husband, go and send Sister Yuting, it's not safe at night, who made Sister Yuting look so beautiful, like Daji. Liu Sihan said with a smile.
Gotcha, this scolded Su Yuting as a vixen!
Su Yuting was not angry, but said with a smile: "Sister Liu said that I laughed, even if I am Daji, I am afraid of you Sister Liu, who has practiced the lion's roar." ”
Okay, there are needles hidden in the cotton, this sentence is scolding Liu Sihan for being a lion roaring in Hedong.
The two were tied one to one, and no one got any benefits.
Shao Yitian was afraid that if the two of them continued to argue, then there would be no fun.
So, he walked up to Su Yuting and said, "Sister paper, don't you want to go back to the hotel, let's go, I'll send you." ”
After Su Yuting said goodbye to Liu Sihan and the others, she finally didn't forget to say to Liu Sihan: "Sister Liu, it seems that your lion's roar has not yet been practiced to the point of perfection. ”
This is to say that although Liu Sihan is a jealous woman with a lion roar in Hedong, he still can't control Shao Yitian from going outside to steal food.
Shao Yitian suddenly saw countless grass and mud horses galloping by, Su Yuting, Fairy Yuting, can you say a few words, my brother is afraid of you. It's been so long since things in the capital, so you can spare my brother.
Liu Sihan was not far behind, and said: "Thank you Sister Yuting for your concern, Sister Yuting, you should first care about Daji's fate." ”
Liu Sihan's words were to warn Su Yuting that being a fox spirit would not end well.
Well, both of them are masters, and Shao Yitian can only bow to the wind.
After walking more than a dozen steps, Su Yuting looked at Shao Yitian and asked, "Shao Yitian, are you deliberately avoiding us tonight?"
Shao Yitian hurriedly shook his head like a rattle and said, "No, absolutely not." ”
Su Yuting covered her small mouth and giggled: "Shao Yitian, don't lie to me." Shao Yitian, it doesn't taste good to be sandwiched between three women, right?"
Grandma's, since you all know, you are still competing with Liu Sihan, isn't it clear that I am caught in the middle and become a gas bag?
Shao Yitian knew that he would definitely not be able to hide this goddess stick from his careful thinking, so he simply concealed it. said: "Since you all know it, do you think it's fun to do this?"
Su Yuting glanced at Shao Yitian and said, "Shao Yitian, now you know the consequences of offending me, right?"
Aunt Su Yuting, I already knew, can't I be wrong?
"Got it, Sister Yuting. Shao Yitian said with a sincere face, "Sister Yuting, it's my fault in the capital, I apologize to you again here, you see, this matter has passed like this, how about it?"
Su Yuting won't be so cheap Shao Yitian, when she thought of Shao Yitian seeing her body naked when she was in the hotel, Su Yuting was angry.
"Think beautifully. Su Yuting did not accept Shao Yitian's reconciliation at all.
I'll go! Sister paper, what do you want? Brother apologized and apologized, and the gift was compensated, do you want your brother to make a promise?
The clay man still has three points of fire, not to mention Shao Yitian. Seeing that Su Yuting had been holding on to this matter, Shao Yitian couldn't help but feel a little angry.
"Su Yuting, what do you want?" Shao Yitian asked, grabbing Su Yuting's arm.
"Shao Yitian, you let go of your hand. Su Yuting immediately cast strange glances when she saw passers-by, and thought that a couple was quarreling, which made Su Yuting very embarrassed.
Shao Yitian, a big man, of course, doesn't care about the eyes of passers-by, he just doesn't let go.
"If I don't loosen, I just won't loose. Shao Yitian looked at Su Yuting triumphantly and said.
Su Yuting couldn't cry or laugh when she saw Shao Yitian like a scoundrel.
"This scoundrel, how can he be like this, angry with this girl. Su Yuting hurriedly wanted to break free, but Shao Yitian grabbed her arm, how could she break free.
"Sister, if you don't agree to turn the page over the matter, I will shout on the street, saying that you abandoned me and the child for the sake of the little white face. ”
When Su Yuting heard this, she was so angry that her teeth itched, this scoundrel, if she really shouted like this, her innocence would really be ruined.
"Shao Yitian, why are you such a scoundrel?" Su Yuting said angrily.
Shao Yitian showed his white teeth and said with a smile: "Sister paper, you look so good when you are angry." ”
"You ......" Su Yuting saw that at this time, Shao Yitian was still teasing herself, so angry that she picked up her little fist and smashed it on Shao Yitian's body.
Shao Yitian grabbed Su Yuting's smashed fist and said, "Sister Yuting, don't do it, you have something to say." ”
Su Yuting saw Shao Yitian's hippie smiling face, and said angrily: "Hmph, there is nothing to say about a scoundrel like you." ”
Shao Yitian said: "This is what you said, then you can shout, tell the passers-by, and say that the wife beat her husband on the street." ”
"You scoundrel!" Su Yuting said angrily, "Quickly let go of your hand, it hurts me." ”
Shao Yitian let go of his hand, looked at Su Yuting and asked, "Is it time to consider my proposal?"
People have tempers, and being coerced by Shao Yitian like this, Su Yuting said angrily: "Don't agree!"
Oops! Xiao Nizi, you don't give up if you don't get to the Yellow River, don't you?
So, Shao Yitian hugged the unprepared Su Yuting into his arms and attacked Su Yuting's cherry mouth with his lips.
"Woo woo......" Su Yuting struggled desperately, but where could she escape Shao Yitian's attack. Soon, the lips of the two touched together, and Su Yuting only felt that her whole body was as if she was being flowed by an electric current, and her whole body was soft, and she couldn't exert any strength, and this feeling was unprecedented before.
When passers-by saw this scene, the young couple thought it was very romantic, and those who were young shook their heads and said, "This corrupts the social atmosphere and is shameless." As for those single dogs, their hearts are in tears when they see this scene, this is completely abusing dogs, Animal Protection Society, you guys come and take care of it.
After a while, Shao Yitian stopped attacking Su Yuting's lips and raised his head.
Su Yuting looked at Shao Yitian with a flushed face, and seemed to be very angry, "Shao Yitian, you bastard, I hate you!"
After saying this, Su Yuting covered her flushed face and ran away.
Yes, it seems that this joke is too big, and it really offended Su Yuting, she is really angry. The reason why Shao Yitian forcibly kissed Su Yuting just now was that he was completely angry that Su Yuting had an ambiguous relationship with herself in front of Liu Sihan.
Seeing Su Yuting hiding her face in anger and running away, Shao Yitian regretted it, regretting his frivolous actions just now.
"Brother, Niu Cha, there are so many passers-by, I will serve you, even strange girls dare to kiss her, Niu Cha!" A young man gave Shao Yitian a thumbs up.
The other said: "Brother, why don't you chase after it?" I saw that this sister paper didn't give you a slap, which proves that you are not too angry, you chase after you and hug the waist of the sister paper, and then say a few words of love in her ear, I think brother, you will definitely be able to take this sister paper down tonight." ”