In the villa, Zhou Jinlan, the mother-in-law, looked at the young man lying on the sofa and asked, "Lu Xiao, as the son-in-law of our Chen family, shouldn't you do some work?" Do you still want to eat and drink for nothing like this? ”

"Hey, I suddenly remembered something, I don't seem to have a sleep yet, I'll sleep first." When Lu Xiao heard this, he quickly closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.

Zhou Jinlan pointed at him and roared vigorously: "Still sleeping? Just know to sleep? What does the sofa make for you? Why don't you sleep and die? ”

Lu Xiao recited the Sutra of No Surprise that he made up in his heart: I don't listen or listen, as soon as my mother-in-law recites the Sutra, the ghosts and gods are surprised, and if you want not to be frightened, you must recite the Heart Sutra. To hear is to be surprised, to be surprised is to hear, and to be surprised is to be surprised. The sons-in-law of the third generation, if they don't listen to it, they are not surprised, that is, they say the curse: If you don't listen, you won't be surprised, if you are killed, you won't listen, and Bodhi will not be surprised.

"Purr-"

He deliberately opened his mouth to snore, pretending to sleep soundly, the noisy Zhou Jinlan almost wanted to hit the wall, she gritted her teeth angrily, and couldn't help scolding: "Okay!" Don't pretend to me, you go to eat, I'll mop the floor. ”

Hearing this, Lu Xiao got up from the sofa positively, and said with his eyebrows fluttering: "Okay! Mom really understands righteousness and knows that I shouldn't suffer when I'm young, so she helps me work, and my mother's love is really great. Then he pretended to be concerned: "Actually, I am thinking about your body, because you are old, and not exercising too much is not good for your health, so I leave all the housework to you." ”

Hearing this, Zhou Jinlan was furious and scolded: "If you are asked to work, you will play dead, and if you are asked to eat, you will run more actively than a pig." I've really poured thousands of generations of mold, there is actually a son-in-law like you, tell me about you, what other skills do you have besides eating and drinking? ”

"And ......" Lu Xiao cocked his hips slightly, held it hard, poofed, and said: "The ability to fart, Mom, you don't know this, let me tell you, I can control the strength of my fart, for example, if you call it quiet, it will be quiet, so this is also a specialty!" ”

Seeing this, Zhou Jinlan's face changed, retched, patted her chest and said: "Lu Xiao, if you beg your mother, I'll be angry with me, don't disgust me again, if you continue like this, I'll be mad with you sooner or later!" ”

"What? There's going to be a typhoon outside? Lu Xiao pretended to be surprised, ran to the window and pretended to be stunned and looked at it a few times, "There is no typhoon, Mom, are you not looking good and reading the wrong news?" ”

As soon as she heard this, a wave of anger rose in Zhou Jinlan's heart, and she couldn't wait to sew up Lu Xiao's mouth with a needle immediately, this guy is really annoying, if you want to blame your daughter for having no eyes, how can you want this kind of person?

You say it's delicious and lazy, even if you have to mop a few brooms, isn't it a waste?

Don't say this, just say that his mouth is so rude to his mother-in-law?

Lu Xiao didn't care what she thought, and directly moved the chair and sat down to eat. His wife usually doesn't come back to eat at noon, but she eats a little when she comes back in the evening.

At this time, Zhou Jinlan looked at Lu Xiao, who was eating, and asked in a wordy voice: "You have been married to my daughter for more than half a year, right?" Why is there still no movement in Wuxin's stomach? Is it not good for you? ”

As soon as he heard this, Lu Xiao slapped his chopsticks on the table and said disdainfully: "Why can't I do it?" It's not that your baby daughter hasn't let me touch it, otherwise I would have given birth to five or six big fat boys, cut, I can't do that? I'm telling you, when I wake up in the morning, I can break the sky. ”

In the past six months, Zhou Jinlan has always wanted a grandson, otherwise she will always be laughed at by outsiders, who would have thought that her daughter would not react at all in her stomach, so she suspected that Lu Xiao was not good at that and might have withered, right?

Zhou Jinlan was surprised: "In the past six months, neither of you have anything like that?" ”

Lu Xiao sighed, "What, I don't dare to think about it, it's good that I wasn't beaten stupid by her, what else do you want to do?" Wuxin is too hard to approach, Mom, you have to persuade this! ”

Zhou Jinlan concluded: "I can't help you with this, I can only say, you can handle your wife by yourself, and strive to give me a child this year, otherwise, you will wait to receive the divorce agreement!" ”

With her words to support, Lu Xiao became even bolder, patted his chest and said confidently: "Mom! Don't worry, I'll definitely give you a boost! ”

When Chen Wuxin came back from the company in the evening, Lu Xiao rushed directly into the room and grabbed her hands, and said with a smile: "Wife, our mother has spoken, I want to give her a big fat boy, come on, I'm ready!" ”

"Get out of here!" Of course, Chen Wuxin knew what he was going to do, and shouted a little angrily: "Lu Xiao, I said that I haven't been married for more than five years, I won't just hand myself over like this, and you guy is a fool all day long, even if you have a child, it's your virtue, I don't want to see my baby son eat and be lazy at home every day!" ”

"I've been married for more than half a year, and I haven't touched you once, and today I'm going to eat you, and Jesus can't keep it, I said!" Lu Xiao threw her on the bed and pounced on herself.

"Today I am determined to resist, it is useless for Jesus to persuade me, I will say it!" Chen Wuxin grabbed him by the neck and kicked him, not letting her get close to him.

"If the jade is not cut, it will not be made!" Lu Xiao grabbed her hands and tried to lift the bottom of her skirt.

"Smack!" Chen Wuxin was angry and gave him a slap in the face: "People don't learn, they don't know righteousness!" ”

"A gentleman is lustful, and he takes it in the right way!" Lu Xiao pressed her hands on the pillow.

Chen Wuxin turned over and kicked him away, covering his skirt with both hands, "The gentleman is frank, and the villain is a relative!" ”

Lu Xiao rushed to press her hands on the bed again, and said a famous sentence: "If you don't do what you should do today, it will be delayed tomorrow." - Pestalozzi"

She glared at her beauty and shot back with a famous saying: "Don't wait for tomorrow what you do today, and don't wait for others what you do." - Goethe"

The corners of Lu Xiao's mouth provoked a bad smile, and he said the famous saying very dirty: "If you work for a day, you can get a night's sleep; A lifetime of hard work can lead to a happy long sleep. —Leonardo da Vinci"

Chen Wuxin twisted his arm fiercely, and the other party screamed miserably before letting go, she glared angrily: "Lu Xiao, you get out of here, I don't want to see you again!" It's really disgusting that you're doing this. ”

Seeing that it was useless for the overlord to make a bow, Lu Xiao showed an unwilling look and complained: "Cut, there is not an apple big there, you are not my favorite dish." ”

With that, he left.

"You!" Chen Wuxin was about to go crazy, the two pink fists were clenched very tightly, if it wasn't for Lu Xiao walking fast, it is estimated that those two pink fists would have smashed on Lu Xiao's face.

"Damn!" The fire in her heart is very big, fortunately she went to take a shower, otherwise the fire could not be extinguished, and she had to go to the company to manage some things every day, and she would be troubled by these trivial things when she came back, she was really going crazy.