Early the next morning, Li Zhiwen gathered a large number of his cat friends early. Among them, General Rhubarb is among them.

Since Rhubarb went castrated, except for a week of recuperation, it seems that there is no difference from before, and it is still jumping around, and I will go to Grandma Liu's house on the second floor to steal bacon to increase its fat.

The general is a black cat, but at the end of the tail, there is a pinch of white hair, like a handsome seal, and the general's name is also derived from this.

The general also attaches great importance to its tail, which has become its mark, and whenever it comes out, it always stands up its tail, and proudly passes through the people, as if it is vanity, and when it hears the praise of the people, it walks with satisfaction.

Both of them are restless masters, usually either flirting with cats or teasing dogs, and if they can beat them, they will fight, and if they can't beat them, they will jump into the trees and run away. But it was clearly quiet today, and it had not yet come out of the shadow of defeat.

At this moment, the "three" in the north courtyard gathered, and when the good thing saw the three cats downstairs, they also hurriedly flew to the window, desperately slapping and wanting to fly out.

Brother Zhang was talking about business at the moment, and when he saw Lu Yin's appearance, he looked down curiously, and saw that the three cheap cats were gathering at the door, and knew that Lu Yin was going out for a walk, so he had to open the window to let Lu Yin fly out.

The businessman on the side looked at this and couldn't help laughing: "Boss Zhang is not afraid that your parrot will be lost?" ”

Brother Zhang shook his head and smiled: "This thing is better than people, go out and know that you will come back." ”

The green flew down, slowly landed on Li Zhiwen's body, and sang loudly: "The Chinese people who have been asleep for a hundred years have gradually woken ......up."

Uncle Sun, who was sleeping on the rocking chair at the moment, replied in the cage with his pet Heiba: "Open your eyes, watch carefully......"

Uncle Sun heard this, what's going on? Let me open my eyes, and let me watch carefully? No, this is a thief, stealing my blue and white porcelain tea bowl.

Thinking of this, Uncle Sun's eyes suddenly opened, and he hurriedly buckled the blue and white porcelain bowl on the table to his chest, and said in a Beijing tone: "Little thief...... Do you dare? ”

But on closer inspection, there were none, only three little guys on the ground. Uncle Sun said happily: "It turned out to be you little guys." Seeing that the black eight in the cage was too noisy, Uncle Sun opened the cage and said with a smile: "Black eight go out for a walk, remember to come back at night, don't run far." ”

"Vomited." Kurohachi replied excitedly.

At this moment, the army of the North Courtyard has been assembled. Li Zhiwen sweated wildly in his heart, and pointed on the ground with Morse code: "Can't you sing a cheerful song?" ”

"The end of the world is my love......"

"Flowers are bloom......ing at the foot of the green hills"

A parrot and a starling sang like this and marched towards the southern courtyard. Li Zhiwen didn't dare to say anything, yes, he didn't dare to go on a song.

When the people in the north courtyard looked at the team, they couldn't help but say, "Yo, the big flower is going to bully people again......" When watching this group of strange animals march towards the south courtyard, people have long been accustomed to it. Although the people of the north and south houses live in harmony, their pets don't think so and often fight. Li Zhiwen doesn't know why, but it's better than having nothing to do every day, so let's follow the local customs.

Before the army of the North Courtyard arrived, a black dog at the gate of the North Courtyard had already heard the green "March Battle Song", and couldn't help howling to report to the animals in the North Courtyard.

At this moment, the new black cat in the south courtyard heard the barking of the dog at the door, jumped down from the tree in an instant, meowed, and in an instant, the three black cats were assembled, and they were black balls, black coal, black charcoal, black ash, and the four armies of black have been assembled.

The black ball said to the three younger brothers: "The smashing field in the north courtyard is coming, and the four black armies are dispatched. ”

At this moment, the army of the North Courtyard was firmly trapped outside by this black dog, and did not dare to attack rashly. Hei Hachi looked around the sky and hurriedly reported: "There is an enemy situation, there is an enemy situation, commander, for the sake of the party-state, ask for support, ask for support!" ”

This cheap bird, I don't know which anti-Japanese drama to watch. Li Zhiwen said secretly in his heart. The army of the North Courtyard rushed several times, but was blocked by the black dog from the door, unable to attack, and couldn't help but lurk in the grass on the side, Li Zhiwen glanced at the green, and the greenery flew to the kennel.

The black dog is just hostile to the cats in the south courtyard, after all, the "three" have nothing to do, and they will always come over to give the black dog a paw, and then turn around and run. The black dog is chained, the range of activities is so large, beyond the range, no matter how it bites, the "three" don't care at all, and when the black dog is tired, they then run back, come and run. They could play like this all afternoon, until the owner of the black dog came back from work and dispersed them.

The black dog saw the green grass all over his body, and fell next to its kennel, not knowing what it was, and then his eyes were attracted by the greenery, and he slowly stepped forward and barked "Wang".

After hearing this, Lu Yin poked the feather with his sharp beak, and then made a strange sound in his throat......

The black dog was stunned, this is the same kind? The black dog barked, "Are you one of my kind?" ”

"Woo Woo Woo Woo ......" called Lu Yin again, and the black dog did not understand what it was talking about, and then cried again, "What are you talking about?" Are you my own kind? It's not like I'm going to bite! ”

The black dog bared its teeth and yelled at the green yin, who was not afraid of the black dog, and then shouted indiscriminately: "Wangwangwang......" The black dog was even more puzzled, and it didn't dare to bite down, because it was afraid that it was its own kind.

In the eyes of people, a dog and a bird are barking, which is really funny, take a photo, and send a circle of friends to the family building group: "There is a strange thing today, the parrot learns to bark as a dog, and the answer with the sunspot is like a stream." ”

Someone below replied, "I see it too, true God." It seems that the bird is not easy to mix and is ready to change careers. ”

"Crying and laughing."

"Crying smile plus 1."

At this moment, Liang's father was teaching students in the laboratory, and found a strong prompt tone on his mobile phone, so he hurriedly turned it on, and then saw this picture, and hurriedly @Brother Zhang, and said, "Brother Zhang, isn't this your greenery?" Why did you go to the South Courtyard? ”

When Brother Zhang received the reminder, he also said with a confused face: "I don't know, it's going out with your family." ”

“……”

It's bad, Dad Liang saw it, and knew that this big flower was going to cause trouble again. Not only did he think so, but Sister-in-law Wang, Brother Liu, the cat father who was already a general, couldn't help but feel cold after seeing Brother Zhang's words. I secretly prayed in my heart, don't make a fuss.

Dad Liang hurriedly shouted at this moment: "Xiao Li, you hurry up and go to my community, go to the south gate, and get my big flower back." ”

Xiao Li saw that Liang's father was sweating on his forehead, he was very anxious, and he didn't dare to ask anything, so he immediately took off his white coat and was about to go out with the bicycle key. Ke Xin suddenly said: "I'll go to ...... too"

Everyone was surprised, but Ke Xin's face turned red and hurriedly explained: "I think the big flower is cute." ”

"It's not enough to have a tiger in your house." Chen Li was a little jealous.

Liang's father was a little anxious: "Xiao Li, you drive my car back, it's inconvenient to ride a bicycle with Kexin, remember to pay attention to safety." ”

"Okay." Xiao Li heard that there was Kexin as a companion, so he must be willing to go.

"Thank you, Professor Liang." Ke Xin hurriedly said, and then the two of them left the hospital and went straight to the family building.

At this moment, Li Zhiwen hid in the grass, and after listening to the cry of the greenery, he couldn't help but secretly say in his heart: "This bird's ventriloquist is good, and he may have been a dog in his last life." ”

Immediately, he taught Rhubarb to the general: "See, how important it is to master a foreign language." ”

And, at this moment, Rhubarb and the general were wiping their faces with their paws, and Li Zhiwen said in his heart: "Yes, this is playing the piano to the cow." ”

Then, Li Zhiwen ordered: "Rush to the ......" Then the three cats instantly crossed the black dog and went straight to the south courtyard.

Seeing Li Zhiwen's three cats entering, Lu Yin immediately flew up, ignoring the black dog that was still stunned below. The black dog looked at the place where he had just stood and couldn't help but wonder a little: "Why didn't my mother give me wings?" Am I not a dog? ”

The "three" in the north courtyard didn't run far before they met the "four black armies" in the south courtyard, and the two sides immediately stopped in a controllable safety zone.

Heiqiu glanced at Li Zhiwen, and then said, "Are you the boss of the three?" ”

Li Zhiwen said: "Ah, I heard that you are new here?" ”

Heiqiu said: "That's right, I will cover the venue of the South Courtyard in the future, don't come in the future, especially that yellow cat, defecate everywhere, we don't welcome you." ”

After that, the three black cats behind him bared their teeth and made an offensive gesture, making a "woo" meow, endangering the army of the North Courtyard.

The second cat behind Li Zhiwen also made an offensive state, and his whole body exploded. When many little female cats saw the general's appearance, they couldn't help but be a nymphomaniac and said, "Wow, the general in the North Courtyard is so handsome." ”

"What kind of general, it's a scum cat, and the little female cat in our yard has one leg, hurry up, it's hard to say if you fight for a while." Immediately, the two little female cats fled instantly.

Li Zhiwen was sweating wildly in his heart, and the matter of the scum cat had been spread to the Southern Courtyard? There is a problem with the general's life style, and castration should be right.

Li Zhiwen immediately said to the black ball: "This used to be our territory, you ask the three behind you, how badly I beat them." ”

"I took care of you, and now I'm covered."

"Then you see that I don't scratch you, your face is full of peach blossoms."

At this moment, the big war will be on the verge of breaking out. The two cheap birds hovering in the sky began to sing: "It's all your fault, fall in love with me easily......"

"Let me unconsciously fall in love with the weak ...... of being loved"

Li Zhiwen's heart spurted wildly: "What does this have to do with the moon." ”

When the two sides were about to start a war, the fork appeared again, and a young man who seemed to have just woken up was wearing hellokitty pajamas, pushing a small pink bicycle out, and said with a smile: "Yo, it's on again, can you be a skinny cat?" ”

Seeing that the young man was looking at him, Li Zhiwen couldn't help but take two steps back, with a wary face, and said in his heart: "At this time, the master of the four? ”