Wei Ming looked at the message sent by Liang's father, and couldn't help sweating wildly, muttering in his mouth: "Such a thin cheap cat, it's a miracle that cats and dogs can survive until now." As he spoke, he raised his middle finger at Li Zhiwen and pushed the car away as if provocatively.

Li Zhiwen scolded in his heart: ", big brother, aren't you flirting with cats now?" You see, I don't look for a chance to get you and let you provoke me. At that moment, my eyes rolled, and I seemed to think of a seamless plan. At the moment, he told Blackball about the plan.

Heiqiu was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Sure enough, human beings say that the big flower in the north courtyard is smart, and it really deserves its reputation when I see it today." I wonder if there's a human living in your head. ”

Li Zhiwen smiled and said: "You are also a very smart cat I have ever seen, and you have said two idioms, learn from anthropology." Both of them looked at each other with some admiration, and then waited for Niu Niu to come over and implement the plan.

A few days later, sure enough, Liang Yuan came. Before entering the Liang family, Li Zhiwen was lying in his cat nest, and heard a joyful dog barking in the corridor, then opened his eyes, looked out of the door, and sneered in his heart: "I can let your dog have a good time today." ”

At that moment, he ran to the balcony, buckled a plate of mosquito coils, and hurriedly banged on the heating pipe, and a string of Morse codes were sent to the greenery downstairs.

"Lvyin, go out to report the news, Niu Niu is coming."

Listening to the voice, Lu Yin was a little helpless, flew to the heating pipe, and pecked with his sharp mouth: "I'm afraid I can't help you anymore, Lao Zhang grounded me and couldn't get out." ”

Li Zhiwen said: "The bird is under the eaves, how dare you not bow your head, or you still sing "Good Luck", Lao Zhang is happy, he will definitely let you out." ”

"So how can Lou's songs match my noble temperament?" Lu Yin asked rhetorically. Li Zhiwen said in his heart: "It's good if you don't sing this song." ”

Seeing that Li Zhiwen didn't speak, Lu Yin thought he was angry, after all, Li Zhiwen was a very grudgeful cat, and remembered that when they first met, he just pecked at his ear, and he broke several feathers that he was proud of.

Thinking of this, Lu Yin had no choice but to say: "Okay, I'll try." After pecking, the green flew back to the standing stick and sang: "Good luck, good luck to you......"

Brother Zhang, who was reading a book in the study, heard the scream, ran out instantly, and said with a look of surprise: "It's so difficult to let you open your mouth to sing a song, and I don't blame me for my careful teaching these days." ”

Lu Yinxin said: "Do you use your teachings, Lao Tzu has to sing." ”

Brother Zhang listened to it for a long time, but Luyin only had one sentence: "Good luck comes, I wish you good luck to come......"

Brother Zhang asked, "Why is there only one sentence, and you continue to sing?" ”

"Go out, come back and sing the next line." ”

Brother Zhang sneered and scolded: "You cheap bird, it's not about you for a few days, why don't you sing?" ”

Lu Yin ignored Brother Wang and continued to sing. Brother Zhang was annoyed, and immediately shouted: "Don't lie to me, if you come back, you won't sing the next sentence, and Lao Tzu won't let you out." ”

Then I walked to the window and looked down, but I didn't find the "three", and in the winter season, the "three" hibernate at home. Brother Wang immediately opened the window through a crack, and a wave of cold air instantly hit his face. It's still summer, but it's cold in winter.

Brother Zhang hurriedly waved his hand and signaled to the green yin: "Hurry up and go out, don't bother Lao Tzu." ”

Lu Yin hurriedly flew out and scolded: "You stupid comparison, you have been deceived by Lao Tzu, goodbye to you." ”

"This cheap bird ......" Brother Zhang gritted his teeth angrily and scolded: "Okay, don't come back if you have a kind." ”

"If you don't go back, you won't go back, Lao Tzu is worth hundreds of thousands, and some people want it." The green yin screamed, causing the people in the community to hear the voice, and the old Wang who looked at the third floor was angry with himself again, and scolded his bird again.

Brother Zhang thought about it, this is to run away from home, this is worth it, this is quite expensive, and hurriedly said: "Luyin, come back early, I was wrong." The green yin had already flown into the distance, and replied: "Look at my mood." ”

Li Zhiwen also heard the voice in the house at this moment, and couldn't help but curse in his heart: "This cheap bird is cheap and good." ”

At this time, there was a knock on the door, and Liang Xiaomei went down to open the door. I saw a big dog suddenly pounce on Liang Xiaomei's arms and lick her cheeks.

Such a big dog, licking Liang Xiaomei's face was full of saliva, if ordinary girls would have been scared and crying, fortunately, Liang Xiaomei was accustomed to it, and hurriedly said: "Niu Niu sit down." ”

This bull terrier really sat on the ground, sticking out her tongue, Liang Xiaomei saw Liang Yuan, flew up, gave Liang Yuan a bear hug, and secretly wiped all the saliva on Liang Yuan's down jacket.

Li Zhiwen saw it really and said in his heart: "Sure enough, it is Lao Tzu's little master, and it is really similar to the routine that Lao Tzu learned." ”

Liang Xiaomei has been a good girl in the family since she was a child, and she is excellent in learning, but since Li Zhiwen came, whenever she went out to play with Li Zhiwen, she saw Li Zhiwen's bad stomach to tease other cats.

After Liang Xiaomei wiped it clean, she gave up and smiled at Liang Yuan: "Cousin, why did you come here?" ”

Liang Yuan put aside the gift in his hand, then slipped his slippers and said with a smile: "The train is late, what about your mother?" ”

"Mom heard that you were coming today, so I went out to buy groceries." Liang Xiaomei saw that Liang Yuan was about to close the door, and then said: "Don't close the door cousin, Dahua is going to go out for a walk in a while, it just so happens that I still can't have a question, you will guide me." ”

After Liang Xiaomei finished speaking, she glanced at Li Zhiwen, meaning that I can only help you get here. As early as a few days ago, Liang Xiaomei heard Liang's father say that the cats in the north and south courtyards were plotting a cat and dog war, and girls like fluffy things very much, but for such a behemoth, a spitting bull terrier, there is no feeling at all.

Liang Yuan looked at Li Zhiwen in the cat kennel and said with a smile: "Yo, the big flower is also there." Liang Yuan smiled, and said in his heart that Niu Niu, who bullied me last time, didn't settle accounts with you, and today you will accept the baptism of wind and rain.

Li Zhiwen squinted his eyes, and actually saw the slightest murderous intent in Liang Yuan's eyes, and shook his paws helplessly, which could be regarded as saying hello. The heart said: "You little brat, no one is afraid, are you afraid of one of your dogs?" ”

Liang Yuan looked at Li Zhiwen who was shaking his paws and was stunned for a moment, he heard that Dahua was smart, but he didn't expect it to be like a human, and secretly said in his heart: "This cat is really getting smarter and smarter, and it is also cold." ”

At this moment, Liang Yuan had already changed his slippers, and he didn't pay attention to Li Zhiwen, and said with a smile: "Okay, you wait for me to put my things down, and I'll give you tutoring." ”

At that moment, put the gifts in the living room, put the change of clothes in the schoolbag, and put them in the guest room, and Niu Niu followed in. Liang Yuan pretended to be slow, and reminded Niu Niu in a low voice: "Niu Niu, this time you can't let those cheap cats bully you know, my Liang Yuan's pet must not be bullied." ”

Niu Niu just wanted to scream and agree, but Liang Yuan covered his mouth, and hurriedly said, "Be quiet, don't be heard by my little sister." Niu Niu made a whining sound, and said in his heart: "It's just a few cats, can you be so excited?" ”

Li Zhiwen's ears were extremely sharp, and he also heard such a small voice, sneered in his heart, and said in his heart: "It's up to your luck today, if you're unlucky, just wait to collect the corpse." Today, Li Zhiwen's long-planned plan will soon be available.

Li Zhiwen ran to the balcony window and looked downstairs, at this moment, Rhubarb and the general were waiting for Li Zhiwen outside with a gas bag and balloons. Li Zhiwen beckoned his claws and signaled that he would go down soon.

"Cousin, what are you doing, so slow, come quickly." Liang Xiaomei hurriedly greeted.

"I heard it, you must be careful, today I see that this cheap cat seems to have a conspiracy." Liang Yuan heard Liang Xiaomei's greeting, and hurriedly reminded Niu Niu again, and then said, "It's here." ”

Li Zhiwen acted as if there was nothing to do, and went back to the cat's nest, staring at Liang Yuan and talking to Liang Xiaomei for a while, but he didn't see Niu Niu come out of the guest room.

At that moment, while the two of them were not paying attention, they came to the door of the guest room and looked inside.

At this moment, Niu Niu inside had already sprinkled joy, dragged Liang Yuan's clothes all over the ground, and began to roll on his clothes, moaning: "I, this smells so fragrant, no wonder the owner doesn't let me touch it." ”

"Damn, it's so fragrant, I'm smelling it."

Niu Niu stood up, put a piece of clothing on his nose, and saw the men's cologne on the side, quickly shook off the clothes, opened the lid with his teeth, and pressed it with his paws. "Puff" A mist erupted instantly, and then a faint fragrance came out.

"Damn, it smells so good. I'm going to have to spray it all over my body. ”

Then he pressed the perfume switch with his hind paws and sprayed it on his back, and in an instant, he felt that the chrysanthemum couldn't help but tighten, and then there was a coolness.

"It's so cool." Niu Niu pressed it tightly, and strands of perfume frantically output towards its chrysanthemum. Li Zhiwen looked at it and couldn't help but feel a chill, this dog, does it have a tendency to be masochistic.

Seeing that a bottle of perfume was used by Niu Niu, the room was already spicy at the moment, exuding the smell of dogs and perfume, an indescribable smell.

Li Zhiwen's nose wrinkled, he walked in slowly, raised his head at Niu Niu, meowed, and began to provoke.

Niu Niu was stunned for a moment, and he didn't even have the movement of pushing on his hind legs, so he hurriedly kicked the perfume aside and screamed, meaning to say, "When did you come here, what did you see?" ”

Li Zhiwen couldn't understand the dog's language at all, and when he saw that Niu Niu didn't move, he meowed again. Niu Niu translated for himself: "I have seen everything, you see that I don't tell your master to go." ”

Niu Niu hurriedly shouted: "Don't mess around, or I'll bite you to death Believe it or not." ”