"Oh, Xiao Xixi, don't worry, I'm a graduate of MIT, I haven't eaten pork and never seen a pig run? How can a mere symposium be hard for me. ”

"Besides, H City is known as a woman's paradise, and there are a lot of little brothers with Q-bomb skin, so you just wait for me to buy one and get one free to bring you a high-quality man back."

At this point, Ye Lao suddenly approached Wan Xi's ear, who was stunned, and said in a low and ambiguous voice, "Don't worry, I will definitely find you a strong man, and I guarantee that you will enjoy it once and forget it for a lifetime!" ”

Wan Xi: "......."

Was this comforting her?

Why does she feel lonely is hitting her on the side, she has been more than 20 years, and she has not been opened for many years...... Spinster!!!

That's not right! How do you feel lonely and experience so rich!

It seems that there must be an adulterous affair, and I don't have a boyfriend when I'm lonely, so-

There is only one truth!

After thinking about it, Wan Xi immediately stretched out his little paw and patted Ye Lone's little arm shyly, and threw a slightly meaningful wink to Ye Lone, constantly radiating the waves of passion to Ye Lone's surroundings.

"Lonely, I didn't expect you to secretly do that kind of thing behind my back. Those good things, don't hand them over to us to share and share. ”

Immediately afterwards, after Wan Xi reached out and poked Ye Lone's arm, he continued to hold his shoulders and spoke in an extremely obscene tone, "Also, I promise, I will not tell your future men that you have long been 'experienced in a hundred battles'." ”

When the words fell, Wan Xi nodded sharply, for fear that Ye Lonely would not believe it.

Ye Lone: "......"

She wanted to know which sentence she had just said that made Wan Xi have such a big misunderstanding.

Obviously, she has only dated one man in the past twenty years, okay, but as a result-

It's also a collapse of talk!

Speaking of which, shouldn't she also go on a blind date and find a man with super cooking skills to go home? Especially if she can make her favorite tofu soup!

When she gets tired of the taste, she kicks him out.

Well, it's a good idea.

After all, if Ye Lao went into the kitchen, when he came out, the kitchen would definitely be halfway.

People who don't even know how to swing a spatula, go into the kitchen, it's simply - a world disaster!

"Xiao Xixi, I think you should go brainwashing." Ye Lonely nodded and suggested Wan Xi.

Wan Xi raised his voice and exclaimed, "Lonely, I've only heard of tooth cleaning, how can there be such a thing as brainwashing, which hospital, it's too awesome." ”

The corners of Ye Lone's eyes twitched: "......"

You're pretty awesome at this brain circuit.

"I'm saying it's time for you to clean up those little * pieces in your brain, I'm really worried about the students in our school, what if you teach them badly?" Ye Lao sat back on the chair as he spoke, ready to correct his homework.

Wan Xi was about to quibble, but when he lowered his head, he saw the notebook that was open on Ye Lao's desk.

Oh my! What did she find?

"Teacher Ye, I like you very much...... Teaching method, can you give me your WeChat? It's good that we usually discuss and discuss learning things more. Student: XXX" Wan Xi stared at the notebook fixedly, and read it out with emotion.

"Lonely, the person who is teaching bad students is obviously you, you see, another beautiful flower of the motherland has died in your hands." Wan Xi got the handle and beeped proudly with a grin.

Ye Lao heard Wan Xi Nian's words, so he glanced carefully at the notebook.

"Well, the words are not very good-looking, and they should be badly reviewed!"

Ye Lonely's words fell, picked up the correction pen on the table, and wrote such a paragraph under that sentence.