I've never said a word of swear in my life.

Until this moment in the day, I was called to the police station by a phone call.

Because the man who was going to hold a wedding at the Peninsula Hotel with me tomorrow, the female ticket Nuchang was arrested......

My self-cultivation restrained my urge to swear while answering the phone.

As soon as I entered the door of the police station, I saw that the person who arrested my fiancé, who was already a husband in the legal sense and had a bad ceremony in practical sense, turned out to be my ex-boyfriend.

At that time, my fiancé Chen Huan was extremely decadent nesting in the corner, walking with three or two, and a group of "chickens".

At that time, my ex-boyfriend Zhou Yu stared at me roundly, looked me up and down, and then, tsk twice: Jia Ru?

I turned my head.

Exercise!

I have imagined many pictures of reunion with Zhou Yu, and the style of painting is almost the same, all of which are when I stand in front of him glamorously and say: Long time no see. It's not like now, at five o'clock in the morning, not sleepy-eyed, not disheveled, but neither combing hair nor makeup, and looking pale because of lack of sleep.

Watching Zhou Yu take the notebook from his uniformed colleague and say that he wanted to make a record for me, I guess he didn't need to take care of this matter in the first place? And then because of me, he officially took over?

As if he didn't know me, Zhou Yu asked: Name?

I don't speak.

The pen in his hand paused, and automatically wrote - Jia Ru.

Again: Date of birth? Origin?

I still didn't speak, thinking to myself: Is he, my name, my date of birth, and the city of birth, and what you don't know? I've known you since I wore open crotch pants, and it's been 20 years since I broke up, and I'm still asking these questions like a ghost,!

The transcript couldn't be done, so he read me some legal terms about female ticket women, and asked: Do you have any money?

I replied: No.

The man and the woman were arrested, and the wife brought money to ransom, which is called cheap!

He asked again: How are you doing?

I:......

Half an hour later, under Chen Huan's ashamed gaze, I walked out of the police station, Zhou Yu was sent to the door, before six o'clock, before dawn, he suddenly asked: When did you get married?

It wasn't until this moment that I laughed, and from the moment he saw him, he behaved calmly and condescendingly, as before, and he was all pretending. Tomorrow! But I won't tell him the answer, I just laugh sarcastically: It has nothing to do with you.

I took a taxi directly to my best friend Chen Yao to catch up on sleep, and I didn't have the energy to sort out the many troubles before I slept enough. After sleeping until night, I was dragged out of bed by Chen Yao and went to "Soho" to buy drunk.

I was in a bad mood, and after taking a taxi to the bar, I asked the bartender for a glass of "Red Martin" at the bar.

The loud music was exciting, the good alcohol was intoxicating, and Chen Yao and I were both drunk and partying on the dance floor, still squirming when the music stopped. The sudden brightening light blinded me and made me unable to open my eyes, instinctively blocking with my hands, feeling that someone grabbed my arm and passively followed, and only when it was a little darker did I hear someone ask: "Why are you here?" ”

I put down my hand, and there was a man in a police uniform in front of me, squinting and feeling a little familiar.

The other party tugged at my hand and asked, "Jia Ru, why are you here?" ”

This time, I saw clearly that it was Zhou Yu, my ex-boyfriend, who had just "met" in the morning.

He stared at me for a moment, then suddenly shouted behind me, "Bring all the drunken back to the bureau." ”

So, after more than ten hours, I came to the police station again.