Chapter 469: Evil and arrogant
Yun Changge had actually thought about it for a long time, her elixir itself was quite special, plus she could refine poison or something, she must find a reliable person to sell. If Hua Yuyao wants to make the Demon Venerable Hall famous in the Upper Spirit Realm, he must first make a certain amount of fame. And this fame, with the help of her various magic pills, is naturally the best.
Thinking about it, Yun Changge directly took out many bottles of pills from his arms: "Give it to you, take it and sell it." As he spoke, he began to introduce what kind of pills these were and the effects of various poisons. These pills are relatively basic, and for the more advanced pills, Yun Changge only gave one pill.
Hua Yuyao was stunned for a moment: "So generous? ”
Yun Changge raised his eyebrows: "Take advantage of the value of the pill now and sell it quickly, especially when this kind of Douling Spirit Conference, I can make a little more." I have money, and I support you? She suddenly felt that she was also a rich man, and she even spoke hard.
So, the next day, a mysterious organization appeared in the sky, called the Brake Spirit Pavilion. It is said that they have a large number of miraculous elixirs in their hands, which are available on a first-come, first-served basis, and are available in unlimited quantities. However, the form of purchase is also the highest bidder, which is similar to the form of auction.
Now is the time of the Douling Conference, and the disciples are very much looking forward to this elixir. As soon as I heard that there was a place to buy it, what else did I cultivate? A swarm rushed to the designated place, for fear that he would be too late.
Hua Yuyao didn't actually want to make money, he hoped that the Brake Spirit Pavilion could be launched in the Upper Spirit Realm, and then they could distinguish between light and dark. On the bright side, it is to trade elixirs and poisons and the like. The dark side is to take on some assassination or assassination missions, as well as help collect intelligence and the like. To put it bluntly, this dark side is their old business, but the situation in the upper spiritual world is special, and there must always be a bright side as a support to exist for a long time.
Yun Changge and the others were the most calm, because although they were in the inn, they had a bottle of pills in their hands, and they were all high-grade pills that they couldn't buy. Of course, some people are crazy to grab it, and some people want to use their brains, such as the Royal Academy that has been against Yun Changge and them, and now they are knocking on the door.
"Yun Changge, do you still have any pills in your hands? Our academy paid for you to buy you a few bottles of pills. As soon as the elder knocked on the door, he looked arrogant, as if they were not here to buy the pill, but Yun Changge begged them to come.
Probably because this kind of person has seen a lot, Yun Changge was very calm: "Then it's really unfortunate that you guys came, I still had about ten bottles of pills in my hand yesterday, and last night the Brake Spirit Pavilion found me and took away all the pills at a high price, so now there is not a single pill." She spread her hands and looked at the elders with different expressions outside the door with a smile.
"I don't believe it. Yun Changge, let me tell you, we are the Royal Academy, and the relationship between our Academy and the Emperor is very good, you should be careful that Your Majesty will directly send someone to kill you! One of the elders was probably already confused, and began to babble gibberish, with a threatening look on his face.
Yun Changge nodded: "Oh, I met the emperor a few days ago, I don't think he is this kind of person?" Or am I mistaken, that your emperor is actually as unreasonable as you say? She looked at a few people suspiciously, as if she was really just confused.
"Don't talk nonsense!" The elder's face changed quickly, and when he looked at Yun Changge, he almost gritted his teeth in anger, "I'll tell you Yun Changge, it's useless for you to say anything today, if you don't sell us the pill, we will definitely not let you go!" ”
At this time, several other elders violently pushed the door open. One was responsible for watching Yun Changge, and the others began to rummage around the room, as if they didn't take Yun Changge in their eyes at all, and the whole room was in a mess.
Yun Changge was not in a hurry, and even stopped Hua Lingyu who wanted to come to help, and smiled at them. So, a few people quickly became terrified, Mo Mo was silent, and lit candles for these elders in their hearts.
But after all, a few of them were too first, so Yun Changge couldn't overdo it no matter how he rectified them, they stood at the door and watched for a long time, these elders turned over for a long time, even the bottom of the bed was turned over, and the cracks in the wall were carefully looked at, but they didn't turn out half a pill.
One by one, the elders have made themselves disgraced, and those who don't know think where they have gone to do voluntary labor. Their faces were not very good, and when they left, they glared at Yun Changge viciously, and then scolded and left, as if they were not wrong at all.
waited until they were all far away, and Yun Changge looked at Hua Lingyu and them with a smile: "You just wait, there will be a good show soon." Several people looked at each other and went back to their rooms.
It was about midnight and early morning, and the whole inn began to come alive, at first the ghosts and wolves were crying and singing, and then the dancing and shouting for the others to perform acrobatics. When Yun Changge and a few people went down, they saw several elders who were flaunting their might and rummaging through the cabinets during the day, dressed up in flowers, wearing women's dresses, and specially smeared rouge and gouache, making people not ghosts.
In fact, there are still a lot of people who don't sleep in the middle of the night in the capital, and many disciples also like to go out to eat and drink at night, and see if they can tease a little sister or something. Therefore, the sound of the ghost crying wolf quickly attracted a group of viewers.
Yun Changge and several people were lying in a relatively hidden place to watch, and the disciples who were watching looked at these elders in amazement. Soon someone recognized that this was the elders of the Royal Academy, and then the disciples of the Royal Academy collectively pretended to have amnesia, not to say that this was absolutely impossible to be the elders of their Academy, and then they quarreled.
However, the elders had no intention of stopping the noise, and soon it became singing while twisting Yangge, twisting the buttocks, twisting the waist, wearing bright red dresses, holding shawls in their hands, waving and twisting, quite like that. However...... And that's just without looking at the face. Because these elders are really not good-looking.
No, it should be said that it is not even beautiful, it is already a level that cannot be boasted at all, it can be seen how ugly it is, this one wears a woman's dress and smears it with rouge and gouache, it becomes more and more scary, and soon scares a child who cries, and the crying is called a heartbreak.
Then, in addition to twisting Yangge, they also quickly began to sing Xiaoqu that they didn't know where they had learned. This is clearly the song sung by the women in the green building or in the alley. What Lang Jun, why don't you like me, when will you come to see me, Lang Jun. I'm waiting for you stupidly, but I'm alone with a cold heart.
was sung by a few people who looked scary and dressed as women, and the effect became more and more fantastical. The crowd who watched the excitement had never seen such a bustle, and they were amazed, and then they sent a message to their elders to come and see, calling friends, and soon the door of this inn was crowded. The boss is also a businessman, and he quickly began to sell small snacks such as melon seeds and peanuts, and he was sold out.
These audience members were eating peanuts with melon seeds, watching the free and funny performances, laughing to death, and at the same time discussing loudly which elder danced the best and sang the best. And the disciples of the Royal Academy, their faces were blue with anger, and they almost rushed up to kill these elders.
These people have very powerful family backgrounds, and they have always been dazzling in the crowd, and they have never been so ashamed! They felt like the group was mocking them! As a result, these disciples began to communicate with their families, asking if they could remove all these elders from their posts, or they could all be expelled immediately.
As soon as the family heard that something was wrong, they also hurried to watch, this onlooker was amazing, even the palace was alarmed, and the emperor also woke up, and specially sent someone to observe the situation. However, these elders still danced like crazy, and after twisting the Yangge, they began to perform a passionate confession in public. Well, that's right, passionate confessions among the elders.
The picture is so beautiful that I can't watch it, after all, a group of ugly-looking and dressed like perverts, with five big and three thick men painted like ghosts on their faces, confessed like little girls, and they still listened to the play? What can I see? The final result was, of course, that the disciples of the Royal Academy finally couldn't help but rush up and beat the elders violently.
When the emperor heard this, he was very surprised, and ordered the guards to bring these elders back quickly, and he could also ask about it. However, who knows that he can't ask anything, and even wants to pull the emperor to twist Yangge together? Do you still have to pull the emperor to wear women's clothes and rubble?
Rao is emperor is so good temper is also angry, directly flew up and kicked people away, there is no need to investigate, directly remove all a few people from their posts, and then directly knock a few people out and carry them to the street to parade, let everyone see, this is the consequence of going crazy and trying to evade responsibility!
So, in the second half of the procession, the elders finally returned to normal, and then they found themselves tied with their hands and feet, and all the people in the street were watching them laughing, as if they had seen something ridiculous.
They didn't understand what the crowd was laughing at, so they thought they were all crazy. As a result, when they were put down and announced that they had been removed and expelled, they were all confused: What the hell? Expel? On what grounds for expulsion? Why the expulsion? Did they do something?