Chapter 303: Pull me to the funeral
He said a little bit of a sense of guilt, I sighed in my heart, and hurriedly said, "I told you earlier, the effect of the genuine card is not so obvious, and it must be combined with the usual accumulation of good fortune to produce an effect, and this effect is accumulated over time, the more it can be reflected in the back, and it is an ornament in the early days." ”
After saying that, I asked, "What about the Buddha card?" ”
Ma Gui patted his chest and said, "Wearing it, in fact, I won't hide it from you, Xiaoye, my family business has already begun to decline, do you know why I desperately want to climb up?" The higher my position in the bank, the more loans I can get for my business, and as long as I am in this position, the family business can survive, but now ...... Alas! ”
He sighed and poured himself another sip of wine.
I hurriedly said don't drink it yet, the business has been on the surface in the past two days, and who can see the dirt behind it?
Ma Gui put down the wine bottle and said, "So, you don't like to show off in front of my old classmates, in fact, I feel quite aggrieved, I just want to vent myself in this way, otherwise I wouldn't spend money to buy a Buddha card, I was thinking, if the Buddha card really works, it can help save me a lot of trouble." ”
I said, "The amulet is definitely effective, but your problem can't be alleviated in a day or two, so I suggest you continue to wear it, sit and do more good deeds, maybe you can get back what you lost in a year or two?" ”
Ma Gui smiled bitterly, turned his head to look at me and said, "Xiao Ye, do you know, when you sold me the amulet, I actually kept muttering in my heart, just this, can it really work?" But within two days of wearing it, I was promoted, and I successfully made several large orders, even my female boss...... Hehe, don't say it, the scenery was infinite in those days, and the days were really cool......"
I don't feel right, and I hurriedly said you wait, according to what you say, you and the vice president of the bank have not been related for a long time, but only developed after promotion?
Ma Gui said yes, as long as it was a woman in those days, they all threw their arms to me, not to mention the vice president, there was a little girl in our department who had just graduated, and she looked like a water spirit, and many male colleagues in the department couldn't chase her, so they threw themselves into my arms and hugged me, and we were ...... the next day of promotion. Hey!
Speaking of this, Ma Gui let out a strange smile with an aftertaste, and his expression was very grotesque.
He said, "I feel that it is really right to buy Buddhist cards in your store, and I was super lucky during that time, it was the peak of my life, and I wanted to be windy and rainy." ”
I frowned and said, "Then how do you usually worship Buddha cards?" You are wearing it in the wrong position, you can't be close to the heart, you wear it 24 hours a day? ”
Ma Gui was still immersed in happiness and couldn't wake up, hearing me ask, he subconsciously put his hand on his chest, and said blankly, "I really don't care about remembering so much, I have been wearing it since I bought it, why should I take it off since it is easy to use?" Not only when taking a shower and going to the toilet, but even with a female boss...... Ahem, that's amazing! ”
I hurriedly said, "Didn't I tell you everything, you can't wear a Buddha badge to enter a filthy place, how can you go to the toilet and take it with you when you do that with a woman?" ”
Ma Gui smiled dryly and said, "I was carried away by happiness at that time, how can I take care of so much?" At that time, I thought, Lao Tzu has successfully reached the peak of his life, even the vice president is my crotch minister, what other wife do I want, I am tired of seeing the yellow-faced woman at home, I want to change a woman, and take the female colleagues of our department home every day for the night......"
I said, "People can't forget their roots, even if they succeed, they can't easily abandon the people around them, you have gone too far, no wonder the gods and Buddhas are unwilling to bless you." ”
Ma Gui sneered, "Hehe, maybe you're right, I've already received a punishment." ”
Having said this, I was speechless, Ma Gui and I really had nothing to talk about, so I came back to my senses to look at the river view, Ma Gui also struggled to get up, propped his hand on the railing, and looked at the boiling river under his feet in a daze.
He muttered, "Have I run out of good fortune in this life?" ”
I didn't know how to respond, so I smoked a stuffy cigarette and said, "Don't worry, as long as you do more good deeds, your luck will be able to make up for it sooner or later." ”
He wept and said, "How many good things do you have to sit on to make up for it?" How much can I make up? If my life had been so unlucky, I might as well jump into the river and drown. ”
Ma Gui didn't just talk, he climbed over the guardrail as he spoke.
The fence along the river was not high, and he easily stepped over it, his eyes still staring straight at the river.
I was startled, and quickly dragged him inside, "Ma Gui, don't think about it, I ......"
Ma Gui suddenly turned his head and put on a smiling face, the green tendons on his face were twitching, "And you, you hurt me like this, my future is ruined, and I may go to prison, as long as I enter, the family business will cross, and I will have nothing after I get out of prison, these are all your harms, I can't die alone, I must count you ......"
With that, he dragged me and leaned his whole body back, his weight all concentrated on me. I was defenseless, my upper body had already reached out of the fence, I grabbed the railing with my hand, and screamed in horror, "What are you going to do, come back!" ”
Ma Gui said with a strange smile, "You have nothing for me, I want you to be buried with me!" ”
I'm the next Olympics!
I really didn't expect that Ma Gui asked me out not to talk about my heart, but to ask me to go into the water with him, and as soon as I fell from heaven to hell, this rich young master's heart had already collapsed, and this girl couldn't withstand the blow and was ready to speak softly.
I propped myself on the railing with one foot and pulled my body back a little harder, "What are you going to do, you're crazy, I'm going to let go quickly, you want to die by yourself, don't drag me ......"
"Die to die!" Ma Gui held a soft thought, his feet were loosened and hung in the air, his whole body weight was concentrated on me, and the green tendons on my arms bulged, if it weren't for the help of a little dragon spirit Gu power, I am afraid that I would have been dragged down by him a long time ago.
Fortunately, there were a lot of people on the river beach, and someone had already discovered the situation here, and rushed towards us quickly, and the fastest runner was a young woman, dressed fashionably, and her appearance was not bad, she squeezed to my side and shouted, "Ma Gui, you are crazy, come up!" ”
When I was in the circle, I heard the horse kneeling and roaring, "Chen Yu, it's you again, what do you care about me?" ”
The woman helped me pull Ma Gui up, slapped him in the face, and yelled, "Don't you want to divorce me, leave now, are you satisfied?" ”
No wonder women run so fast, and their feelings are Ma Gui's wife.
I was still stunned, the woman had already helped Ma Gui to stand up, and looked at me coldly, "You are Ye Xun?" ”