Zhan Cangqiong watched as the ram Diao Diao rolled up his sleeves and took out strange "weapons" from the room where the herbs were placed. Long, sharp needles, serrated blades like crocodile teeth, tiny langya bangs covered in thorns, crutching copper wires, jars filled with black slime, jars of live earthworms, a few red herbs, and a gecko......

Zhan Cangqiong took a step back in silence and said, "You want to kill me. ”

Tang Jia and the ram Diao Diao looked at the battle sky with a smile, and the former spoke: "No, no, no...... Don't be so upright. ”

Zhan Cangqiong hoped a lot, Tang Jiaren said "no", instead of not being able to make thirteen moves and give such a panicked answer.

Three big words flashed in Zhan Cang's mind - adulterer*!

Three? Are you sure it's not four?

Zhan Cangqiong was very frightened to find that he seemed to be developing more and more in a stupid direction. No, you can't stay here for a long time, people will be stupid.

He grabbed the beauty's hand and said, "Mother! Let's go! ”

Tang Jiadao: "Son, you, you, you...... Do you listen to your mother? ”

Zhan Cangqiong nodded and replied, "Naturally, I listened. ”

Tang Jiaren smiled like an old fox, and said slowly: "That, that...... Then let's not go. ”

The face of the battle sky was completely black.

Tang Jia said: "Son, if you don't cure your illness, your mother can't eat and sleep, you can't be so unfilial." ”

The corners of Zhan Cangqiong's mouth twitched, and he said, "Mother, yesterday you ate all the meals on the table with the strength of one person, and drank all seven of us, didn't you?" ”

Tang Jiaren's face did not change and said: "Ruoruo...... If it weren't for you, I'd ...... I can eat two tables! ”

Zhan Cangqiong pressed the corners of his mouth with his hand to prevent it from twitching too ugly.

Tang Jiaren pointed to the sky, and said with a momentum like a rainbow: "Treat him!" ”

How does this sound like beating him?

Ram Diao motioned for Zhan Cangqiong to sit on the chair, then moved his shoulders and approached with a sly smile.

A fist slammed into the ram's face, forcing him back.

The ram fell to the ground with a scream and twitched directly.

Seeing this, Tang Jiaren immediately rushed up, casually touched the ram's chest, took out a handkerchief, stuffed it into his mouth, prevented him from biting himself, and then ...... I could only hold him and stretch his body as much as possible so that he would not hurt himself in the twitches. She shouted anxiously in her mouth, "Huang Lian! Huang Lian come out quickly! ”

When Huang Lian heard the movement, she immediately came out of the house and pushed the ram's head to the side to prevent him from choking himself when he foamed at the mouth.

The two of them were busy around the ram, and they didn't even have time to fight the sky with a straight face.

Zhan Cangqiong saw that he went down with a fist, but the ram Diao Diao tossed himself to the point that he almost died, and finally understood why the ram Diao Diao said that his father would not let him fight with him. Presumably, his father also instructed him not to hurt the life of the ram.

It's not just not hurt, you have to take care of it and take a detour, for fear of bumping into him.

Zhan Cangqiong felt deeply distressed and had a headache. Seeing Tang Jiaren holding the ram Diao Diao such a treasure, her heart was even more sour. It's obviously his mother, why don't you feel sorry for his fist?!

The battle sky was angry.

He turned his head and didn't look at Tang Jiaren, he wanted to come, but he was afraid that if he didn't take care of it at a glance, his mother would be lost again. After all, she has a lot of criminal records, and there are too many to mention.

Fortunately, Ram Diao's convulsions did not last long, but they tossed quite hard. Not only did he foam at the mouth, but he also ...... Incontinence.

After regaining consciousness, the first thing he did was to push Tang Jiaren away and said weakly: "You go." ”

His unbearable appearance was seen by the beautiful woman. If he didn't care about her, he would be better. But the fact is that the more you care about it, the more you want to have a good time, the more embarrassed you are to throw it at home.

Tang Jiaren smelled the smell of urine, and this ram Diao Diao wanted to save face, so he stood up and said, "Then I'm ...... I'll go first. ”

No, the ram Diao Diao lowered his head and grabbed her sleeve. He is like an awkward child, who wants to save face but refuses to let the person he likes leave. He was afraid that the beautiful woman would never return. After all, Tang Buxiu and Meng Shuilan were still wandering around looking for her outside. Thinking of those people, the ram remembered that he should send them a letter, so that they would not be worried. However, after thinking about it, I felt that I could be a little greedy, leave this place with the beautiful woman first, go out to have fun together, and then send someone to send them a message to report safety.

Tang Jiaren sighed lightly in her heart, squatted down again, and said, "Diao Diao, you are too resistant." Get up and clean up, I'll wait for you to eat. This topic does not embarrass the ram.

Ram Diao Diao didn't look at Tang Jiaren, but nodded, let go of his hand, and let Huang Lian pick him up and send him into the bathroom.

Tang Jiaren looked at Zhan Cang, anger piled up in his eyes, and he rushed forward in a few arrows, raised his hand, and slapped Zhan Cangqiong's back!

She slapped back and said fiercely: "Don't you know that he is weak?!" If you punch him, you want his life! You bastard! ”

Zhan Cangqiong suddenly turned around, grabbed the beauty's hands and wrists, stared at her, and said with hidden anger: "Are you his mother or my mother?!" ”

In the face of this kind of questioning, Tang Jiaren was really speechless.

Tang Jiaren didn't want to continue this boring game, and immediately said: "I'm not anyone's mother!" You didn't see me so motherly, I'm only sixteen! How could I have given birth to a son as old as you?! I'm not a mother...... Woo...... ”

Zhan Cangqiong hugged Tang Jiaren into his arms, and said in a muffled voice: "Mother, I'm not angry with you, don't say such angry things." I let him, don't beat him, mother, you are happy, don't cry, don't jump off the cliff...... ”

Tang Jiaren was originally angry in her heart, but when she heard the muffled voice of Zhan Cangqiong, her heart was sour. She thought that all the thoughts of Zhan Cangqiong's mother in this life were probably used on the ram Diao Diao his father, whether she liked it or hated it, but in the end she ended her short life by jumping off the cliff. This is actually unfair to the battle sky. As a mother, since she gave birth to a child, she must be responsible for the child. Look, what the hell did the battle firmament do?! One of Hao'er's sons was stunned and cultivated into a devil. However, now it seems that this demon is actually not cold.

Thinking of this, Tang Jiaren's voice softened a little and said, "You are sick, you have to get it...... Gotta be cured! Stop hitting him, he, he...... He is a miracle doctor. ”

Zhan Cangqiong let out a sneer and said, "He, bullshit divine doctor!" ”

Tang Jiaren squinted at the battle sky.

Zhan Cangqiong said unconvincedly: "Most of his divine doctor names are people like his mother who feel sorry for him and bring him out, right?" ”

Tang Jiaren emptied his ears, vacated the two balls of herbs, threw them away, and asked: "My business, you, you, you...... You are not allowed to be right...... Say it to anyone. ”

The battle firmament nodded in response.

Tang Jiaren suddenly burst out laughing.

Zhan Cangqiong asked, "Mother, what are you laughing at?" ”

Tang Jiaren replied: "You, you, you...... You say, your father was originally, it was ...... Yes yes...... Should I have the surname Ram? Are you...... Shouldn't it be called...... Call the ram invincible?! ”

Ram invincible?!

I'm also the first ewe!

Zhan Firmament's face was completely blackened. After a while, he held back a sentence: "Mother, do you know what Diao Diao means?" ”

Tang Jiaren was attracted and asked, "What do you mean?" ”

Zhan Cangqiong hooked the corners of his lips, and actually smiled evilly, whispering in Tang Jiaren's ear, Tang Jiaren's face turned red instantly, and he stumbled: "No, no...... No way? The man who gave him the name hated hate...... Hate him? ”

Zhan Cang said: "Xu is that he is too much like a girl, and Xu is the person who started his life hopes that he will be stronger." Mother,You say,Can his name be called a ram dick? ”

Tang Jiaren smacked his tongue and said, "That, that...... Then the names of the two of you, again and again...... Together, isn't it...... Ram's ...... The invincible little cock? ”

Zhan Cangqiong turned his head, patted the green tendons on his forehead, and said dryly: "You don't always have to carry me." ”

Tang Jiaren said with a smile: "My mother has something in her heart...... There you are. ”

Zhan Cang said: "Mother's heart must have been divided into a lot of pieces. The part that can scold at will, there must be me. ”

Tang Jiaren laughed, patted Zhan Cangqiong's shoulder and said, "It's true...... What a clever one! So tell me, why is the mother like this...... So young and beautiful? ”

Zhan Cangqiong replied: "Jump off the cliff, meet a master, send pills, and stay young forever." ”

Tang Jiaren was slightly stunned and said, "You, you, you...... That's what you think! ”

The battle sky hooked the corners of his lips.

Tang Jiadao: "Fart! ”

The battle sky straightened the corners of his lips.

Tang Jiaren smiled and said proudly: "Jump Hop Hop Hop...... Jumping off a cliff is a job that is good at it. Nothing, nothing...... It's nothing more than jumping off and ...... again Come up again. If you can't get up, you just ...... Just bye-bye. ”

Zhan Cang's chest vibrate, and he smiled happily.

Tang Jiaren looked at the ram's diaotic bathroom and said, "What...... Why hasn't it come out yet? ”

Zhan Cangqiong didn't like Tang Jiaren to pay too much attention to the ram Diao, and continued to gossip with her, saying, "Mother, why are you still stumbling?" What about learning that little bump? ”

Tang Jiaren didn't want to explain too much, so she replied casually: "Occasionally, just ...... will stumble a few words. Xi Xi Xi ...... Just get used to it. Reaching out, I rubbed my cheeks, and I felt very tired. At the very least, the muscles in this face are shaking terribly.

Tang Jiaren drank two bowls of sugar water, went to the toilet, and when she came out, seeing that it was not early, she had the heart to go to the autumn breeze to go around, but she never saw the ram come out.

She wondered as she approached the bathroom window and heard a uh-huh-woo sound coming from inside. I couldn't really hear it, and it felt like the source of the sound was blocked by something.

Tang Jiaren asked, "Ram Diao, what's wrong with you?" ”

The voice paused and vanished.

Huang Lian said: "Miss, my son-in-law is fine, he just loves cleanliness and takes a long time to wash." It was not early, and there was no preparation at home, so I didn't leave the lady to eat. ”

Tang Jiaren responded: "Oh, that's good, I'll go first." As he spoke, he reached out and gently pushed the window, but did not push. She hooked her fingers at the firmament and motioned for him to kick the door open. Fight the sky, it's time for you to express your filial piety!