"But then again, if the toad eats swan meat and doesn't know how to cherish it, then it deserves to be a toad for a lifetime, and it deserves to be thundered every day, I don't want to be a toad for a lifetime, and I don't want to be struck by lightning, so the only way to avoid this fate is to spend the rest of my life to be good to you."

As soon as these words came out, the audience burst into laughter, and Zhang Xiaowei, who had just been substituted for emotion, couldn't help but puff.

And after saying a few words without a head, I also started to find some of my state again, not as nervous as I was just now, and no longer full of mush, quite cheekily smiled, and said: "Fate is a wonderful thing, four college classmates, you have always been a heartthrob-like person, there are many suitors, and I just like to be alone, not to mention that I don't have any friends, and even the sense of existence in the small dormitory is very low, so we almost never have any stories, The only thing that can be regarded as a story is that in the spring of your sophomore year, I recklessly stopped you, saying that you had recruited something unclean, and that you had hit an evil and needed to be eliminated. ”

"The result is obvious, you have taken me on the spot, one of those flies who make up lame excuses. Actually, what you said is not completely wrong, at that time I was also one of the people who was more or less attracted to you, not that I didn't fantasize about having a story with you, but because of many reasons, I just put those ideas in my head and didn't do it, so really speaking, I paid attention to you for a long time, but I never thought that one day it would become a reality. ”

"After graduating, I thought that even if we would see each other again, it would only be at class reunions and other occasions in the future, just like when we were still in school, and we still wouldn't have any stories, so I gradually let go. Until Heaven sends you to me once again, outside of all the occasions of reunion I have ever thought of. ”

"The provincial city has a population of more than 5 million, and two people have no contact with each other and don't know each other's information at all, and the chance of meeting again is the same as winning the lottery, so God seems to cherish the opportunity of our reunion, or maybe it is determined that there should be more stories between us, not just the four years of college, so after the reunion, we were simply and rudely put together, getting along day and night, and then there are so many stories now."

"In the past year and a half, you have changed a lot because of me, and you have also paid a lot for me. Although I can't speak much, I am not blind in my eyes and heart, so I have seen and remembered all the changes and efforts you have made because of me. I think that nothing has changed more than a person who grew up in the city since he was a child, and has little, or may not have ever been to the countryside, and has never seen a living livestock, because another person has adapted and liked the countryside in a short period of time, tied to the waist to chop firewood for the fire, busy in and out of the yard, and carrying a gourd to scatter grain to feed the chickens, and it is more shocking from the heart. ”

"Don't say it's your daughter-in-law, even if I grew up in your environment, I don't think I can do this in just ten days. Therefore, I don't think that in my life, I can meet a second woman as good as you, even if I really go to the shit luck and be met by me, I will not be as good to me as you, think about me in everything, accommodate me, even if I don't say hello, I will throw a mess that should not belong to a woman to take care of, and it will be almost a year without asking and no complaints. ”

"So, I don't want to, I don't want to miss such a good you, if I fail you, let alone others, even I can't forgive myself; Therefore, I must cherish you, even if I try my best, to be good to you in the second half of my life, to repay you for all the changes I have made, and to repay you for all the good; So, please give me a chance to be good to you in the second half of my life, from childhood to adulthood, I haven't been able to meet you early for so many years, it's sad enough to think about it, if the time in the future is still without you, I will really not think about it, and I can't live at all; So, for the sake of saving people's lives and building a seventh-level floating slaughter, please marry me, daughter-in-law...... I love you! ”

After saying everything that came to mind and wanted to say in one breath, the whole person suddenly breathed a long sigh as if he had squeezed the last trace of air in his lungs and completed some kind of arduous task, and then looked at the eyes of his little daughter-in-law as if he was waiting for the final verdict, with indescribable excitement and indescribable nervousness.

Aside from time and occasion, this is also the first time I have said so many love words so far, although I feel a little messy, and I feel that the words are not very appropriate in many places, but I can finally say it, no longer as uncomfortable as before, and the whole person has become unprecedentedly expected and nervous, although I know that my little daughter-in-law will not refuse me.

However, in this one of the most critical things in life, I seem to be a little overconfident, only to see the little daughter-in-law looking at me quietly, the two eyes are full of complex and moving light, with slight ripples, hanging as small as stars, but enough touching smile, completely surrounded by happiness, but never took the meaning of flowers from my hands, the whole person seems to be shocked by all this that suddenly came tonight, so as to seem a little dazed and sluggish.

Seeing her delay in accepting the flowers, I couldn't help but gradually start to feel a little anxious.

Just as I was about to speak again and wake up this stupid and distressed woman from the swamp of emotions, she suddenly gave a "wow" without warning, squatted down in front of me, lowered her head and hugged her knees and cried.

"Fool, why are you so stupid, why are you so good to me, I'm really not as good as you say, I'm sorry~"

The sudden collapse and crying suddenly made me stupid, especially the three words "I'm sorry" at the end, which made me feel a trace of panic suddenly, and quickly moved forward and took her into my arms to comfort her.

This is the first time I have seen my little daughter-in-law collapse, the first time I have seen her cry, and it is at such an important juncture, so the whole person is completely in a panic, and I want to coax this woman who cries like this for the first time, but I don't know how to coax, so I have to apologize again and again.

"Daughter-in-law, don't cry, okay? I know it's wrong, I shouldn't have made a decision without telling you anything beforehand, and you're scared like this, I know it's wrong, so let's not cry, okay? When you get home, I'll let you clean up, even if it's kneeling on the washboard, as long as you don't cry, let me do anything. ”

At this time, the audience who also didn't expect this scene to happen, there were also voices of encouragement and encouragement, and even Xiao Li Nuo, who couldn't speak, held the jade Qing pen tied to his wrist, babbling with the dance of his hands and feet, and his eyes were full of anxiety and concern. Although the little princess didn't know exactly what happened, she knew that the "second mother" was crying, and she was crying very sadly, so she also wanted to go on stage to comfort her.

But none of this made the little daughter-in-law get better, but she cried even more broken, clutching my chest tightly, as if she wanted to vent all the grievances that I knew and didn't know, which was unspeakably distressing and helpless.

Although I knew that at this time, I should not go on stage to steal the limelight, but I was destined to know more Sister Yun, knowing that it would definitely not work if the situation went on like this, marriage proposal was secondary, and it was a big problem to make people cry, so I simply hugged Xiao Li Nuo and beckoned Wang Xing, the fool next to him, to come on stage.

At this time, only all those who care and can be accompanied by them can play a comforting role.

"Mom, Mom~" As soon as he was put by his mother's side, Xiao Li Nuo followed the example of an adult, opened his little hand and hugged Zhang Xiaowei's head, and the milky mother screamed. Since the little guy started talking, he has always called his little daughter-in-law his mother, of course, this was also decided at a very early age, and the little daughter-in-law has always regarded herself as a second mother.

found that the little guy came to her side, and the little daughter-in-law who was completely crying into tears, hurriedly hugged her into her arms, and kept kissing her on the little face, which relieved a little, but it was still 108,000 miles away.

At a critical time, the rotten man surnamed Yuan still has to go out in person to calm the scene, and only when she is usually fighting with this slut, the little daughter-in-law will be unscrupulous. So when Sister Yun and I were helpless, this slut finally appeared as a matter of course.

"Hey, Sister Xiaowei, it's been a few days, I miss you to death, I don't know if you miss me?"

Leng Buding heard the voice of this slut who was forever full of unbeating, and the little daughter-in-law couldn't help but froze for a moment, and then subconsciously raised her head to find the whereabouts of this slut.

Yuan Jinzhu has already taken Yang Xiaotian and his "future wife" He Shuman to an unknown place, and it is not yet time to return successfully, so the real person has naturally not returned. I saw a big screen lit up in the hall behind us, and the slut's face and voice came from the big screen.

This is a pre-booked session. Although this guy is now one of the closest people, although I proposed tonight, I can't ask him to rush back from an unknown distance because of this, but such an important and memorable moment, and it can't really lack this guy's presence, so after thinking about it, I simply asked him to record a video and send it back, which will be played after the successful proposal, and he will be regarded as the finale and participated in the air.

But it should be noted that although the video was recorded in advance, this guy has been mysteriously dragging it, and I didn't even see it sent when I started, it seems that it was given directly to Sister Yun, so I don't know at this time, what will this guy say on this occasion.

I haven't seen it for some days, this guy seems to have turned whiter, because of the "future wife" by his side, he has to pay attention to the image, and he has not changed back to his previous sloppy appearance because he left the store, the only thing that people are not used to seeing is that he doesn't know who to learn to grow a beard, and it looks more obscene, and it is not a good thing. I saw him on the big screen say hello, and after stopping for a few seconds, he continued to say with his smile and tone that didn't look like a good person: "Xiaowei Xiaowei, Lian Xiaoziwei, Dao Ye looks at tonight's Ziwei star indescribably bright, it is a sign of auspiciousness, so don't think about it, tonight's Ziwei, phew, tonight's Xiaowei girl must be very happy, very happy, right?" ”

"After working hard for so long, I finally achieved a positive result, and when Li Nian's wood-like second goods proposed, speaking of which, the Taoist master is happy for you, happy for you. Although I have always looked down on this guy, I think that you and him are actually not much different from me and Daoye, because they are all flowers inserted in cow dung, and good cabbage is arched by pigs, but then again, cow dung also has the benefits of cow dung, not to mention that Li Nian is so fresh, steaming, and full of nutrients, and it is not much worse than Dao Ye. So if you don't think about it, you have to believe in Daoye's words, you are the most suitable match in the world, the most optimistic pair of Daoye, and it must be the most natural match, there is no one more suitable for him than you, and there is no cow dung that can nourish you more than his lump and make your purple flower bloom more vividly. Note that the flower I'm talking about is a flower that changes from a purple microstar, not a crape myrtle flower that is all over the street, and you are the only one in the world. ”

"So you also have to believe that you are the most unique person in this world, the most suitable person for Li Nian's dung, without you it will be the end of the world for him, and he will not be able to live at all, and no one will be able to replace you, and no one will be able to snatch him away from you. Even if such a person really appears, I will be the first to disagree, first use the charm of Dao Ye to hook the fox spirit away, and then break Li Nian's dog leg to protect you, if necessary, the root of his life will also be cut for him, made into a gelding, and the whole plate of iron plate donkey brother will be handed over to you. ”

There was a burst of laughter around the stage, and there was no more picture, which was even more hilarious than a person who was very out of tune at first glance, with a smile out of tune, and said such an out of tune in a serious manner.

Even Zhang Xiaowei, who had cried into tears before, was made to smile bitterly by his words, and after wiping his tears, he scolded in a low voice: "Get out of you, you are the gelding, you are the most important gelding in this world, and you are dead when you speak." ”

"Hehe, if Dao Ye is not mistaken, now you must be scolding Dao Ye, thinking that Dao Ye is the most suitable person to be a gelding, right?" As soon as the rebuke fell, Yuan Rotten on the big screen smiled.

Not only the little daughter-in-law, but even I couldn't help but take a look, if it weren't for knowing that this was a recorded video, people couldn't help but suspect that this was a live connection.

"Hmm~ Since it's all said and done, let's just let Dao Ye pinch his fingers again." On the big screen, I saw Yuan Rotren pretending to close his eyes slightly, and after rubbing his fingers for a while, he stopped and opened his eyes and said: "If Dao Ye is not mistaken, you should be crying tonight, and crying very sadly, and when you saw Dao Ye say this, you should not have agreed to Li Nian's proposal of dung, because you are hesitating and afraid, right?" ”