Chapter 9: Mutant mice
Li Zhiwen listened to the conversation between the Liang family and his wife, and couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart, although he didn't look for any little female cat or anything, but there was something missing in his body, Li Zhiwen couldn't help but sit on the ground and look at his parts, and couldn't help but feel secretly unhappy, if he was missing this part, would it really be okay?
This scene was seen by Liang Xiaomei, who was doing her homework, and she couldn't help blushing, and scolded Li Zhiwen in a low voice: "Dahua, you don't have a face." Li Zhiwen was depressed, I'm going castrated, can't I still take a look, little girl, what do you know.
The next day, just in time for the weekend. Liang's father left home early because of a medical investigation in the hospital. And Liang's mother just finished tutoring Liang Xiaomei, looked at Li Zhiwen, who was still wandering around the house, and bit her head helplessly, and then dialed Wang's sister-in-law's phone.
Sister-in-law Wang quickly went upstairs, put aside the loveless rhubarb, and chatted with Liang's mother. Soon, Liang's mother talked about Li Zhiwen and asked: "Is it really nothing to castrate Dahua, I am also raising a cat for the first time, and I have no experience in this?" ”
Sister-in-law Wang chattered and said: "Don't worry, you look at my rhubarb, usually nothing is either to tease the cat or the dog, since the castration, this has not stopped a lot, nothing to sleep and eat something, do not invite disasters or cause trouble, anyway, I am quite worry-free now." ”
Liang's mother glanced at the rhubarb, and sure enough, the cat was still lying on the ground, and she didn't even bark.
Sister-in-law Wang continued: "My brother runs a pet home, I told you to do it at my brother's, and I can still get a 20% discount, and you can rest assured, we are so old neighbors, I won't cheat you or anything." ”
"That's, I don't have to worry about this, we're all our own people." Liang's mother should be peaceful. Li Zhiwen was very suspicious, is this sister-in-law Wang trying to solicit business for her family?
Li Zhiwen walked towards the rhubarb a little tentatively, compared to the rhubarb, it was too fat, and it was as long as Li Zhiwen's two bodies. Rhubarb's ears moved, and after hearing the sound, he looked at Li Zhiwen and then fell down again.
Li Zhiwen was a little curious, walked over and poked the rhubarb with his paw, but the rhubarb still didn't react. Li Zhiwen secretly said in his heart: "Could it be that in the future, Lao Tzu will become like this stupid melon when he goes castrated?" Li Zhiwen stabbed again, and then Rhubarb slowly stood up and meowed, "Don't mess with me, it hurts." ”
I think this is the usual language of cats, and there is no need to be deliberate, just need to meow a few times, and Li Zhiwen can understand it. Li Zhiwen also meowed a little tentatively: "Why do you hurt?" ”
Da Huang said: "Of course the wound hurts, if you cut it off, you will try?" ”
Li Zhiwen was obviously a little excited when he saw that Rhubarb understood his words, after all, this was the first time he had spoken to his own kind. Li Zhiwen was puzzled: "Isn't it anesthesia?" ”
Da Huang said: "I don't know what you're talking about, anyway, that group of people in white clothes tied my legs to the table and pierced me with a very thick needle, I don't know anything, and I became like this when I got up." As he spoke, he seemed to be looking at the wound on his lower body with some sadness.
Sister-in-law Wang and Liang Mao saw that the two cats were playing well, and couldn't help laughing. Sister-in-law Wang said: "You see that these two cats are playing very well, and when the big flower is castrated, they will also have company with rhubarb." ”
Liang's mother always felt that it was not good, after all, this was a matter of a lifetime, and she thought a little halfway: "Is this really good?" ”
"What's wrong, I'll tell you what's wrong, look at my rhubarb should be eaten and drunk, and now I'm two pounds fat."
Li Zhiwen squinted and listened to Sister-in-law Wang's words, and began to be stunned in his heart, no, I can't miss parts. Li Zhiwen's eyes narrowed and he meowed, feeling that he had to make a final struggle.
Li Zhiwen glanced back at Sister-in-law Wang, and saw that Sister-in-law Wang was staring at his buttocks, so frightened that he ran to his cat bed with his tail between his legs.
Li Zhiwen ran to the cat bed, and then pulled out his marble toy in the cat bed. Marbles bounce off the floor tiles and then fall with a rattling sound.
Rhubarb, who had just been lying down, heard the sound, and couldn't help but move his ears and suddenly stood up, and his paws suddenly grabbed the marbles. The marbles rolled to the side in an instant, don't look at the rhubarb's body fat, but the body is dexterous, and with a "whoosh" sound, he chased along the trajectory of the marbles, and had a lot of fun.
Sister-in-law Wang just said that her rhubarb has stopped a lot after castration, and now it seems that this rhubarb is suffocated at home. Liang's mother couldn't help but be a little embarrassed and said, "Sister-in-law Wang, your rhubarb still looks like it's still so lively." ”
That night, Liang's mother told Liang's father, who was still watching "You Don't Understand the World of Cats", what happened in the morning, Liang's father nodded, and said thoughtfully: "This matter, I'll just forget it, this book says that not all cats are the same, suitable for rhubarb, not necessarily suitable for big flowers, I don't think our big flowers are needed." ”
Liang's mother nodded and said, "Well, we really want to go together." I found out that Dahua came back this time and became more well-behaved and smarter, maybe it wouldn't be a bad thing to go out. ”
Dad Liang nodded, closed the magazine, and then came to Liang's mother's side, and said with a cheap smile: "Let's discuss something?" ”
"Just say anything." Liang's mother frowned and asked, what does Liang's father look like after more than ten years of marriage, Liang's mother knows best, as long as she smiles, it must be something she wants to refuse.
Dad Liang then smiled and said, "Lend me the big flowers for a day." ”
Liang's mother was surprised: "What do you want to do with big flowers?" Do you want to get to your hospital? Immediately, Liang's mother thought of something, and hurriedly shouted: "I'll tell you Lao Liang, I know what poison gas experiment you are doing now, don't take my big flower, if the big flower is missing a hair, I will fight with you." ”
Li Zhiwen, who was lying on the side drinking water, couldn't help but raise his head after hearing Liang's mother's shout. Li Zhiwen used to always feel that Liang's father always had a cold light on his glasses, just like the doctor who disintegrated his quirk in a movie. (The scene is too bloody, please make up your own brain) Today, when I heard the "poison gas experiment" said by Liang's mother, I couldn't help but be stunned, sure enough, Liang's father is a medical weirdo.
Dad Liang began to defend at this moment: "It's not a poison gas experiment, it's called an IA experiment, it can transform the human system, if the experiment is successful, it will definitely be a major reform ...... in human history" Dad Liang sprinkled in his heart and had already typed thousands of words of academic drafts.
Before she could say anything, Liang's mother hurriedly interrupted: "I don't understand what you said, I know that the big flower is our family's treasure, and no one can move it." ”
Dad Liang said in a soft tone: "Of course, Dahua must be the treasure of our family, I don't want to hurt Dahua, I can only use mice in this experiment, after all, their system is the most similar to that of humans." ”
Liang's mother asked, "Then what do you want to do with big flowers?" Aren't you afraid that it will eat all your mice? ”
"You're right." Liang's father smiled: "I invited Dahua over to catch the guinea pig." ”
Liang's mother asked, "What's the matter?" ”
Liang's father replied: "When I was doing the experiment, my students accidentally let go of the mice that had just finished the experiment, and now I can hear the sound of the mice biting wires at night, and I have the IA experiment has been successful, and the mice are very likely to have mutated ......."
Listening to Liang's father's words, Liang's mother couldn't help but feel goosebumps on her body, and hurriedly interrupted: "Don't say it, it's scary to think about it now, is it like a novel, the mouse has become a zombie rat?" ”
Dad Liang smiled, and scared childlikely: "This possibility is not impossible, and it is estimated that human beings will be ruled by a group of guinea pigs at that time." ”
Liang's mother was still very scared and shrank back at first, but when she saw Liang's father's smiling face, she only knew that Liang's father was making herself happy, and then laughed and scolded: "You are an old and immodest person, can you talk about the right thing." ”
Dad Liang said: "This matter is really not alarmist, maybe one day the technology is developed enough, and it can really make a certain creature mutate." Just like our current IA experiments, mice should not be a dangerous species, and now every night, there will be the sound of biting wires, this kind of thing is completely a kind of evolution or mutation, in order to prevent this kind of thing from continuing to spread, I can only try our big flowers. ”
Liang's mother nodded hurriedly and said, "Yes, this thing can't be like this." Let's bring the big flowers early tomorrow morning. ”
Li Zhiwen listened to the words of the two on the side, and couldn't help but feel helpless in his heart, and said secretly: "Sell me so soon......"
Liang's mother was still a little worried and asked, "But is it okay for our big flowers?" I haven't seen him catch rats since we've been raising it. ”
Li Zhiwen looked at his paws, and couldn't help but feel a little guilty, and he didn't know if he could catch a mouse, there is a saying that a cat that doesn't catch a mouse is not a good cat.
Dad Liang also said ambiguously: "I have read several issues of "You Don't Understand the World of Cats", the book says that no matter what breed, the natural enemy of cats is mice, I will tell you about the mystery, from the perspective of genetics...... "Dad Liang is going to start the teaching mode again."
Liang's mother hurriedly said: "Come on, don't tell me, I'm a Chinese teacher, you should talk to our school's biology teacher about this kind of thing." Then try it, you have to make sure that the big flower is safe. ”
Liang's father couldn't help but be overjoyed when he saw Liang's mother loosen his mouth, and hurriedly guaranteed the ticket: "Don't worry about this, you also have an advantage in big flowers." ”
After the two agreed, they immediately turned on the TV and watched.
And at this moment, Li Zhiwen is helpless in his heart, he doesn't seem to have learned the skills of catching mice, he refuses in his heart, can he really catch mice?