Chapter 5: The Stone Age of the Panda

"What's going on?"

Yang Yunfei looked at the mess in front of him, and his face suddenly darkened. For he found that the fire that he had so hard built was gone, and even the stove that he had worked so hard to build up was gone, and only a pile of rubble remained.

"That...... I don't know? ”

Although the Panda Village Chief said this, Yang Yunfei could obviously hear that he was very weak-hearted: "Maybe you made the kind of dangerous ...... Stuff, burned the hair of a couple of little guys. So it was ruined by someone else. ”

Boom

At this time, more than a dozen small groups came over in a row, and Yang Yunfei could clearly see that the hair on their bodies was scorched. In particular, the hair on one of the backs was all burned black, and there was a smell of burning on his body, which made him even more stupid and cute.

"Aha......."

Yang Yunfei couldn't help but laugh out loud, and said with a breath: "I don't care who got it here, restore it to me immediately." ”

"Okay." The Panda Village Chief hurriedly agreed, and shouted, "You little things come over to help, what are you still doing there stupidly?" If you don't do anything all day, you know that you are lazy to eat. ”

"It's coming, it's coming."

"Right away."

In the face of the order of the panda village chief, these pandas did not dare to delay, and trotted all the way over.

The Panda Village Chief ordered, "You guys will restore this place immediately." ”

"What do you mean by restoration?" The pandas were all confused, completely unaware of what to do, and even they didn't know what to call restoration.

They usually only engage in destruction, and creation and restoration are really not their forte.

"How do I know what restoration is, anyway...... Restore is right. The Panda Village Chief said a very irresponsible sentence, which made Yang Yunfei stunned.

Although he had long known that the panda's civilization was very backward, he did not expect it to be so backward, which made him feel a strong sense of frustration. For the first time, he felt how difficult it would be to promote the progress of these pandas, probably even harder than it would be for humans to go from primitive societies to interstellar times.

With this kind of intelligence, let alone 8 million years of evolution, even 80 million years of evolution is difficult, or even 800 million years.

"Now the five of you are at my command, and you will first pick up the stones scattered around and pile them up." Seeing this, Yang Yunfei had to personally command.

One of the sturdy adult pandas said dissatisfiedly, "Why do you want us to listen to your orders, little thing?" ”

"Little thing, you're very skinny."

"Is your skin itching again?"

The rest of the pandas didn't bird Yang Yunfei at all, and even threatened him with bared teeth.

In the world of pandas, although the elderly can't afford to mess with them, the little dolls are different, they can be beaten and played casually, and even played while beating.

"It seems that I still have to take action myself, what a familiar scene, this routine has appeared at least a hundred times in my novels." Yang Yunfei smiled and rubbed his palms, he was ready to show his strong strength.

It's just that before he could make a move, the Panda Village Chief on the side said with a straight face: "This is also what I mean, from now on what he says, you must carry it out." ”

"That'...... All right. ”

After all, the five pandas still didn't dare to challenge the authority of the Panda Village Chief, and they immediately picked up the stones honestly according to Yang Yunfei's orders. This made Yang Yunfei feel a sense of frustration of pretending to fail, and said with a dark face: "These five guys are too cowardly, why can't you be stronger, obviously you have such a big lump, but you have grown in vain." If I am replaced, the other party does not show enough strength, even if it is a person appointed by the king of heaven, Lao Tzu will not be a bird. ”

"Ahem, bring that rock here, yes, it's here."

"Take that stone aside and put it away, you won't need it for a while."

"Hey, who's that...... What about you, moving it here...... Still running over there. ”

"Okay, okay, Lao Tzu is also convinced, you five listen well." Yang Yunfei climbed to a high place, crossed his hands on his waist and said: "From now on, your big man will be called Da Niu, and this is your name in the future." ”

"Your name is Huzi, and the three of you are called Dabao, Erbao and Sanbao from left to right, referred to as the auspicious Three Treasures."

"What's the name, can you eat it? Is it tasty? This is a common question of the five pandas.

Although these pandas have developed their own language, they don't have names, and they usually call each other "hey", or that guy, or something. Although pandas on the earth also have names, they are only given by humans, and as for whether they have given themselves names, it is not for humans to know.

Unless anyone can cross the racial barrier and understand the meaning of the panda's call.

Yang Yunfei explained: "You can't eat the name, but it's your exclusive name, and whoever calls you by this name in the future, you don't need to look at it to know that it's calling you." This is more useful than anything delicious. ”

"Name? Exclusive title? My name will be Da Niu in the future? The fattest panda said repeatedly: "The big cow is me, and I am the big cow." ”

"Okay, good, I like the name, and I finally have a name from today."

"Huzi, yes, yes, I think I'm a good match, and even I sometimes feel like a majestic saber-toothed tiger."

"I used to think that I was the second smartest panda in the entire Panda Village, and it wasn't until today that I found out that you were also very smart, so the third throne, I think it should belong to you as a little thing." This sentence was said by Dabao, but he still said it with a straightforward look: "I obey you, from today onwards I will cover you, if anyone bullies you, tell me, and I will help you out." ”

"Hehehe, it's good if you're happy."

Looking down at Dabao's stupid appearance, Yang Yunfei didn't want to argue, he felt so tired. So he immediately changed the topic: "And I'm not called a little thing, my name is Yang Yunfei." You can call me by my name in the future, or you can call me Xiaofei. ”

"Yang Yunfei? Dumbo? General name. ”

"I still feel like my name is better, hehehe."

Yang Yunfei waved his hand and said, "Don't talk nonsense, let's get to work." ”

Because of the name chosen this time, the speed of the five pandas' work has also increased. Just twenty minutes later, a simple stove was set up again, this time with a special wipe of thin mud to ensure the temperature of the stove.

Next, under Yang Yunfei's personal teaching and demonstration, the five pandas learned to knock off the fangs of the black fish, and most importantly, they also learned to drill wood for fire.

"The Three Treasures of Good Fortune, from now on your task is to stay by the fire, and not let the fire in the furnace go out. The most important thing is not to let any pandas get close, especially those little things, so as not to get burned again. Looking at the raging flames in the furnace, Yang Yunfei reminded with a solemn expression.

"Don't worry, we've got you covered."

Yang Yunfei continued: "By the way, Da Niu and Huzi, you go to find some of this kind of bamboo, remember to use the whole bamboo, and don't damage it in the middle." ”

"It's about the same length as this rod." As he spoke, he pointed to the fishing rod that was set aside.