"Look what you're talking about, Yan'er and I are cooking friends. Xie Wuji said.

"What?

"Didn't you eat what I made?" Xie Wuji said with a smile.

Dongmen Xianyun suddenly realized, but she was not happy anymore: "Hey, I said Brother Xie, you have made instant noodles for me a few times, what hot pot, pancakes, I have only heard you say, I have never eaten them!"

"Ahem, when the things here are done, I'll make you a lot of delicious food. Xie Wuji said.

Suddenly, Dongmen Xianyun rejoiced: "I want to eat the cake you brought me last time, it's sweet, it's so delicious!"

"No problem!" Xie Wuji smiled.

Xie Wuji opened the pill furnace and began to study the pill, he planned to start with the simplest pill of clearing the intestines and shunqi, this pill is the lowest level of the pill, that is, to open his stomach and intestines, and then let the stagnant aura be eliminated from the body, in addition to this effect, it can also treat a physical disease, that is, constipation......

But when Xie Wuji returned to the alchemy room, his mind was chaotic, and all kinds of thoughts couldn't be connected, but the most important thing at the moment was to study the Tonggu Shunqi Pill, which was the simplest pill, if this pill could be successful, what Zhuji Dan and Peiyuan Dan could also start to study.

However, the Tonggu Shunqi Pill is relatively simple, that is, some medicinal materials are mixed together, boiled with fire, fierce fire for three hours, slow fire for three hours, and then fierce fire for another three hours, so this process also has many more steps.

With the help of Dongmen Xianyun, Xie Wuji spent a day and a night researching it, and after opening the furnace, Xie Wuji's pills were all pink, because it was the first finished product, Xie Wuji had not yet found an experimental subject, so he immediately took one and swallowed it himself.

"Brother Xie, are you taking it yourself?" Dongmen Xianyun exclaimed.

"yes, that's it?" Xie Wuji looked at her.

Dongmen Xianyun said: "Generally, this elixir should be given to livestock, in case the alchemy fails and becomes a poison pill, what should I do......

"Oh hey, didn't you say it sooner...... Wait......" Xie Wuji's face was on the side, he already had a feeling, the moment this pill was swallowed, suddenly there was a mountain and a sea in his abdomen, and then a turbid gas sank, to put it simply, it was fart.

Xie Wuji immediately let out a long and grand fart, Dongmen Xianyun was dumbfounded next to him, his little face was almost stunned, Xie Wuji thought that the smell of this fart was unbearable, and he didn't know how to deal with it for a while, but after taking a breath just now, he found that the whole room was full of charming fragrance.

Xie Wuji immediately packed the pill and took it, but when he just got outside, he let out another fart, and it happened that the fat dragon and thin tiger and other people who came to help heard Xie Wuji's fart and looked at it in surprise.

Then a group of people began to revel one after another, and Yang Hongliu said: "What's the situation, why is it so fragrant?"

"It's my new research on the intestinal and smooth qi pills, but it seems to have failed, it will make people fart constantly, but the fart that comes out is extremely fragrant, everyone take some back to eat, go home and fart more, by the way, you can smoke the house." Xie Wuji said.

said that it was too late, and after a while, the pills began to be snatched up, and for a while, the entire alchemy hall was fragrant, and the disciples who passed by the door stopped to watch.

"I heard that this Xie Wuji took over this Danxia Alchemy Hall, so it is so fragrant today?"

"No, are they cleaning up and spraying perfume?"

The people around began to babble.

Xie Wuji immediately noticed a business opportunity, and said in his heart that it was still early before the delivery date anyway, so it was better for him to make money first, and make money while refining the pill, of course, he couldn't teach the goods just by using the intestinal ventilation pill, and at least he had to use the pills that helped him to cultivate, such as the Zhuji Dan and the Peiyuan Dan, which were helpful to cultivation.

However, the news of the ventilation pill spread far and wide, and Xie Wuji didn't refine much, only about a hundred, and the people who took the pill were all disciples of the Alchemy Palace, after the news flowed out, many of the surrounding female disciples actually asked Xie Wuji's people to go over and fart, and then take the opportunity to smoke the house.

So, the entire alchemy hall is also on fire, people like this fragrance very much, you please me, a short period of effort is already in short supply, in desperation, Xie Wuji had to decide that when he went to someone's house to fart and smoke the house, he had to collect money, depending on the area, he would receive five to ten taels of silver at a time, or one or two spirit stones, back and forth, Xie Wuji had already earned a lot of money, and gradually became hot in Danxia Sect.

On a quiet afternoon, the army of fragrant farts was going out to work, and the fart sound was constant all the way, like explosion-proof firecrackers, and the thunderbolt crackled with a crisp sound, and the scene was very spectacular.

But at this time, a group of people came, Xie Wuji took a closer look, it turned out to be Shi Zhentian's person, Shi Zhentian heard that he was injured a while ago, but he has recovered a lot under recuperation, but Shi Zhentian has always kept Xie Wuji's matter in mind, and he came to find fault this time to repay the hatred at the beginning.

He entered the door, arched his hand towards Xie Wuji and said, "Brother, don't come unharmed." ”

"It turned out to be Senior Brother Shi!" Xie Wuji said.

Shi Zhentian said: "That's the case, didn't my master move the house recently, so the new house specially wanted to rush to Chong Chongxi, and then I asked Senior Brother Xie to sell me some balls, and I also went back to give the master an errand." ”

"It turned out to be entrusted by the Great Elder, so it's easy to say!" Xie Wuji took out a bottle of pill and said, "This is the usual Shunqi Pill that I have studied for the second time, the effect of the medicine should be much normal, so I should treat it as a meeting gift and give it to Senior Brother Shi!"

Shi Zhentian smiled, and said in his heart that Xie Wuji was still afraid of himself, so he gave himself a little thin noodles, and he also had face, so he didn't give money, so he took the pill and left.

"Brother Xie, you just refined this elixir, so you gave it to him?"

"Well, this time the usual Shunqi Pill should be a serious Shunqi Pill, and show it to his Great Elder, I, Xie Wuji, will not be able to refine the pill like this?" Xie Wuji said.

But he said he was going to smoke the house. The fat dragon next to him said, "Big brother said that the serious Shunqi pill is not a laxative diarrheal pill?"

"In fact, laxative is the original effect of Shunqi pills, and farting is just an accidental function. Xie Wuji said.

......

In the Great Elder's room, the Great Elder Ding Desheng took the bottle of elixir and said, "Hmph, this Xie Wuji is really able to study some messy elixirs, you say that this elixir can really release fragrant farts?"

"But no, now everyone has spread it, this aroma is not an ordinary aroma, after smelling it, it has a bit of a refreshing effect. Shi Zhentian said with a smile.

"Okay, then the old man will try it, how capable is this Xie Wuji!" As he spoke, Great Elder Ding Desheng opened the medicine bottle and poured a pill into his mouth.

Shi Zhentian said: "Master, if we want to put a fragrance, why don't we just put a big fragrance? Master, this room is spacious, so a little fragrance is not enough at all." ”

Where did Ding Desheng think that this bottle was the second time that Xie Wuji had researched it, and immediately adopted Shi Zhentian's opinion, he had eaten two, but he felt that the amount of two pills might not be lonely, so he simply swallowed the whole bottle of pills into his stomach.

When Ding Desheng swallowed the pill, Xie immediately flushed, he couldn't help himself, and actually laughed: "Interesting, after this pill was in my stomach, I only felt that there were two breaths of qi running in my stomach, coming, coming!"

He happily greeted the disciple behind him and said, "You smell it, what's different about the smell of the teacher's fart and other people?!"

Shi Zhentian and the others are usually good at flattery, so after seeing Ding Desheng speak, they immediately came over, and one of the guys immediately said: "It's better for Master to expose half of his buttocks, after all, the clothes you are wearing today are thick, and when they come out, the fart smell will run out of the trouser legs, don't you say? And no matter what, it doesn't smell good through the pants!"

Ding Desheng smiled: "Yes, yes, you are right, then I will let it go, you should prepare well! Baili, don't you come?"