Chapter 216: Urine Sex
Although the prison painting had already seen Xue Yan's ambitions, Xue Yan didn't seem to have decided to secretly cultivate while there was nothing to do. After he stayed in a small hotel that Qing Soul had found, he turned on the TV series and flipped through it, looking like he had nothing to do.
"You don't practice? What if he becomes a god? "Prison painting asked. Although the upper and lower levels are still eyeing these ten people, but now that the seal has been lifted at this stage, it means that it is allowed to improve their strength. If you don't take advantage of this opportunity to break through, what is Xue Yan thinking?
Xue Yan took a pillow and leaned on the sofa, and set up the long legs against the sky.
"There's no hurry."
"Huh?" The prison painter looked at him in surprise, trying to see something in his demeanor.
Xue Yan pointed to his chest: "This kind of thing is like a sluice. As soon as the sluice gates are opened, what happens to the water in the river? ”
The prison painting imagined that scene for a moment.
"Will rush down."
"Yes. But what happens if there is too much water upstream and the floodgates are opened? ”
"There will be danger."
Xue Yan nodded.
"So, this unblocking, on the one hand, is to see if there is any power that can be used among the ten of us. On the other hand......"
Prison Painting suddenly understood what he meant, and his heart "chuckled".
"Test that none of you have inflated ambitions and are trying to break through on your own. Once someone has accumulated too much power before, as soon as the seal is lifted, the soul will be unable to bear it due to the release of too much power, and they will go mad. ”
Xue Yan nodded.
"What about you?" He didn't think Xue Yan was the kind of person who would carefully control his power below the standard line. Maybe she would have felt this way before, but now it seems that it is impossible.
Xue Yan took out a burgundy envelope from his arms. Different from the ordinary machine-printed envelopes in the world, this one is painted with delicate and totemic totems, which are very delicate, revealing a simple and indescribable charm.
"This is the document of the resignation of the king of the ten halls of Yama, and it contains the unsealing order. I haven't opened it yet. ”
"You haven't unblocked yet?" Hearing this, he didn't dare to take it, waved his hand and said, "You can keep it." If I accidentally open it for you to unblock, aren't you going to blow up? ”
"Hehe......" Xue Yan laughed. How can you be so sure I'm going to blow up? ”
The prison painting pursed his mouth, with an expression of "you are stupid to me".
"Well, I really can't unblock. I'd better open it again when I'm at war with the otaku girl right now, and release my power, and maybe I can make a breakthrough in the battle. ”
"Is it dangerous?"
"Yes."
Xue Yan replied casually, as if it wasn't a big deal. However, prison painting was not affected by him, and directly realized the seriousness of the matter.
"Xue Yan, how sure are you?" The prison painting walked up to Xue Yan and sat on the sofa. The sofa made by Xue Yan is actually an independent chaise longue, which can lie down on a person half-lying, facing the TV. Prison painting sat like this, directly blocking Xue Yan's sight. Xue Yan was seeing an advertisement for a car on TV, and he couldn't see anything after being drawn so badly, he suddenly sighed helplessly.
"What's so nice about this ad? You don't take such a serious thing seriously, but you are so concerned about a broken advertisement. "I'm a little upset. This guy doesn't know what to think, he can still watch TV here at this time, as if life and death don't matter.
"Don't worry, you won't die." Xue Yan was angry when he saw the prison painting, so he pulled her into his arms and sat comfortingly: "At most, you will go crazy." If you really become a magic ......"
When he hugged him like this, the muscles in his whole body tensed. But heard
His words, attention was quickly diverted.
"Becoming a Demon ......" was stunned. She didn't ask what would happen to the demons. All she had in her mind was a black hole in the middle of her head when she saw her that day. Because he is a demon and lives with the gods, he is besieged by the gods, and then hides in reincarnation and becomes such an embarrassed appearance.
Is it so unwelcome?
Back in his room, he told Qing Soul what he had heard from Xue Yan. Qing Soul looked surprised.
"Has he come to this point?" The green soul muttered to himself.
I don't think it's an admiration. Xue Yan was originally a capable commander of the underworld, one of the ten pillars, and served as the king of rotation, and seemed to have unlimited scenery in the underworld. However, it was sealed by the two worlds of heaven and earth, and it was imprisoned under the divine realm. It's like a lion in a circus, letting you learn to jump a ring of fire and letting you learn to stand on the ball, not to train you, but to earn tickets. In addition, if you dare to do something a little out of the ordinary, it is a big rebellion.
Once a lion bites a man, those people will arrest you in the name of justice, kill you, and say that you are an evil sect and a crooked way, and you will not get rid of unhappiness.
But why don't those people want to think about it, you are a lion in the first place!
The prison painting remembered Xue Yan's casual tone just now. Probably, after watching it for a long time, I will get used to it. If it were her, she wouldn't be so good-tempered. It's going to turn him upside down, and let these people see how stupid they really are.
Prison Painting was taken aback by the idea that came to him. "Turning him upside down" directly reminded her of the otaku.
"Qing Soul, otaku girl, how did she become a demon at that time?"
Qing Soul's brow furrowed slightly. The expression was fleeting, but it was captured by the prison painting.
"Qing Soul, what is your position now, you haven't thought it through, have you?"
The Green Soul was actually aware of this fact. But he didn't refute or explain, just nodded weakly. He just now, but he had a sense of displeasure that he had been offended by his master. However, his current master is no longer that person.
"Tell me why."
"The otaku girl was originally a temple god, blessing people's homes with peace. Later, because of the consummation of merit, he became a scattered immortal. ”
"Scattered immortals were originally not controlled by heaven and earth, but only by the way of heaven. But because the ability of the otaku girl is somewhat special, many immortals in the heavenly realm like to find her to build a house. After more contact, the otaku girl got more magic weapons and received more immortals, and her strength gradually increased, and she was expected to break through the divine realm later. ”
"It's her chance. As a class of scattered immortals, I can cultivate so far, and there are no immortals in heaven and earth who are not envious. Later, because of her special ability, when the Celestial Realm organized a crusade, she invited the otaku to participate. Actually, it's not a crusade that requires a lot of combat power, but having an otaku girl present can make this crusade more watchable. ”
"Invite celebrities to attend?" Prison painting asked.
That's what it means. The otaku thought it was harmless, so she agreed. ”
"At that time, the immortal world was involved in the politics of the mortal world. For the mediocre tyrants, the fairy world will send a team called 'Heavenly Punishment', which you can understand as a crusade team, to rectify the entire country. This kind of rectification is not the kind of targeted rectification. ”
"What do you mean?"
"For example, in the past, if there was a continuous flood in any country, or a drought for several years, and the land did not grow food, and the courtiers and concubines who had caused disaster to the country and the people would be regarded as a punishment from heaven. It is the punishment of the monarch from heaven. This statement is not unfounded. Because in ancient times, 'Heavenly Punishment' did exist. ”
The prison painting roughly understood the meaning of Qing Soul's words: "Like Daji? ”
The green soul nodded.
"There are many means to intervene from above. but
It was these means that punished the king, but it was the people who suffered. ”
"When 'Heavenly Punishment' went down to earth, he was arranged with a variety of roles. The immortals who get the division of labor must stick to their posts. Immortals who do not stick to their posts and do other things than tasks will be punished. This sin is very serious, because it would be seen as against God. ”
"Otaku girl...... Did you do anything that shouldn't be done? ”
"She didn't know that she was going to the mortal world to do this kind of thing. After knowing the truth, the otaku girl ...... "Qing Soul's throat rose and fell, and her shoulders swayed slightly. "She killed them."
The prison painting was stunned for a while, and it took a long time to react to what the green soul said.
"She, kill 'Heavenly Punishment'?"
"That's right! The otaku girl was not used to seeing all living beings as ants, so she not only destroyed the 'Heavenly Punishment', but also announced the task of the 'Heavenly Punishment' to the mortal world, making it known to the world. ”
Sky! He couldn't stop his chest from rising and falling, and his heart kept beating wildly.
The Heavenly Condemner failed to suppress the violence, but was killed instead. Those executors of the so-called righteous path would never have imagined that they would be destroyed by their own colleagues when they died, right? didn't have the slightest defense, and didn't have time to have a trace of concern, just like that, was wiped out by the group?
Otaku mom, urine sex!
"And then? Heavenly Realm, how to deal with it? ”
"This is earth-shattering. The heavenly realm was furious, but he didn't want to face the accusations and abuse of the housegirl and the world, so he didn't send someone to come forward, and directly gave the housegirl ninety-nine eighty-one heavenly thunders! The otaku girl was invincible, and her soul was almost scattered, but she was saved by the overwhelming prayers of the world, and finally transformed and reborn in this catastrophe, and turned into a demon! ”
Oops, I'll go! He shook his little shoulders. This story is quite exciting, if it weren't for today's whim, I wouldn't have thought of the fairies in fluttering clothes I saw in Mengcheng last time, and there was this history.
"How do you know so well?" Subconsciously, I felt that this story was a bit exaggerated. After all, there are some rumors about the latter ending. What the heavenly realm is unwilling to face the heavenly thunder, and what is saved by prayer, it sounds a little unreal. And why the otaku girl killed "Heavenly Punishment" at that time is also a mystery. Is it because you can't get used to the way of the heavenly realm? Dissatisfied with the role arrangement given to him by "Heavenly Punishment"? Or is it because of kindness, reluctant to see those ordinary people being sacrificed?
The otaku girl who once tried to use the evil god as a shield for the dead ghost would be so kind?
The green soul closed his eyes: "Believe it or not." ”
"Where's the position?" The prison painter asked sharply.
"I've experienced it myself!" Qing Soul opened his eyes, a little angry. Of course, there is also the meaning of compromise.
"The time recorded in human history was still primitive. But at that time, in a certain area, there was actually a civilization. We have our own culture and are hierarchical. I'm a domestic servant, and in order to be able to study in the school, I finally got the identity of a companion. But before I read it for a few days, I was killed by the 'Heavenly Punishment', and my family was ruined, and then I turned into a green ghost. Later, in the turmoil caused by the housemaid, he was met by the housemaid and followed her. ”
"The heavenly realm was poked out of such a big basket by the otaku, how did you deal with it later? You can't just ignore it for fear of being blamed and abused, right? And what is the prayer you are talking about? How can telekinesis be so strong? It all sounds incredible. ”
"How to deal with it, if you think about the current history textbooks, you can understand."
The prison painting looked at the green soul in astonishment. After hearing so many nonsense stories just now, she didn't feel as incredible as she did now.
"Erased?"
"Yes!" The green soul gritted its teeth. "Wipe them all out, leave not a single one. It was not the slaughter of the city, nor the slaughter of the country, but the slaughter of the world! The one who saved the otaku was the prayer of our whole world, before they died! ”