Chapter 282: Why Don't You Become an Immortal?
My nerves tightened, and I had a bad premonition, "What do you want to do first?" ”
"The ghost qi is in your body, you will want to be bloodthirsty, as long as you transfer it, you will recover. The easiest way to transfer is to get you pregnant, so that the baby in your body will absorb the ghost energy in your body. ”
"Pregnant?" I'm nervous and stammering, I TM heard me right, right? Men are pregnant, what about kidding?
After listening to me, Hu Mei'er burst out laughing, laughing flamboyantly, "Boy, Ye Luan is a zombie, of course what you are pregnant with is a ghost fetus, the ghost qi in your body will only make the little ghost fetus healthier, as for what you said about men can't get pregnant, it's even more of a joke, the ghost fetus has no human form at all, and you now have heavy yin qi in your body, which is more suitable for the growth environment of the ghost fetus." And unlike the pregnancy period of humans, the ghost fetus only needs to be pregnant for 7749 days before it can be born. You tell me the truth, is it not good for Ye Luan, or there is no reason, such a simple way is not used, you have to beg me to invite the three hundred immortals! ”
The more Hu Meier talked, the more excited she became, as if she thought that Ye Luan was no longer good, and after laughing, she came to tease me again, saying how powerful she was, and how she could help me relieve loneliness and so on.
I glared at Hu Mei'er fiercely, saying that she couldn't do that, Ye Luan was amazing.
As soon as I finished saying this, I saw Ye Luan standing at the top of the stairs, looking coldly at me and Hu Meier on the sofa.
I was so frightened that my heart jumped, and I hurriedly let Hu Meier get off me.
Hu Meier is still happy, Ye Luan can't do this, "Sister, I really feel sorry for you, I really didn't expect that zombie ...... Haha......"
Damn, can you not pull me if you die! I was about to cry, and I kept squeezing my eyebrows at Hu Meier and asking her to stop talking.
Hu Meier thought that my eyes were in something, and she pursed her mouth and wanted to come over and blow it for me.
Judging from Ye Luan's vision, Hu Meier pouted to kiss me. Ye Luan's eyes tightened, his figure disappeared from the stairs, and he reappeared standing behind Hu Mei'er. She reached out and grabbed the back of Hu Meier's neck and lifted Hu Meier directly from me.
Hu Mei'er's brain came to her senses at this time, and a hint of panic flashed in her charming eyes. But she is a fox, her brain reacted quickly, and her body immediately turned into the form of a fox, and her thin fox claws cut at Ye Luan's wrist, forcing Ye Luan to let go of her.
As soon as Ye Luan let go, Hu Meier's body was still in the air, so she jumped forward and opened a distance from Ye Luan. After landing, he fled desperately.
Depend on!
I saw Hu Meier running away on the sofa, and I was stupid. She betrayed me with this meow, leaving me alone to shiver at Ye Luan.
Ye Luan stood in front of the sofa and looked at me with deep eyes, slightly angry.
I didn't wait for her to speak, and hurriedly explained, "I was asking about the relationship between Hu Meier and the Lin family, and then I said that I had a ghost in my body, and Hu Meier said that it was okay to ......."
I was embarrassed to say more, Ye Luan reached out and pulled me up, turned around and walked upstairs.
I shuddered, "What?" ”
"Give you treatment!"
"Pregnant?!" I was so nervous that I stuttered.
When he arrived at the room, Ye Luan waved his palm and closed the door.
I looked at her nervously, just as nervously as I had been the first time.
Ye Luan frowned slightly, slightly puzzled, "Don't want it?" ”
I was stunned, and immediately Minglin came over and asked if she wanted to have a child.
I quickly shook my head, but I felt that this reaction was wrong, but it was too strange for an adult man to have a child, right?
Ye Luan took off his clothes, "Those who have attained eternal life are not in good health. Lin Shuang has been raising a ghost fetus, just to have a ghost fetus that can withstand the power of my ghost heart, she wants to get a new body, she wants more power. ”
……
In the middle of the night, he heard someone knocking on the door, and Jing Tian whispered outside the door, "Ye Luan, come to the study." ”
The bed shook for a moment, it should be Ye Luan who got up, followed by the sound of opening and closing the door.
Something must be said in the middle of the night!
I was immediately interested, wrapped in my nightgown, and tiptoed out the door. There was already an eavesdropping person standing at the door of the study, it was a dark cloud. Wuyun's injured hand was on his chest, and he was still wearing a hospital gown.
"You were discharged?" I lowered my voice and asked, didn't the doctor say he was going to have surgery!
The dark cloud made a silent gesture, pointed to his shoulder, and waved his hand again, meaning that it was okay.
Ye Luan's low roar came from the study, "This can't be! ”
Jing Tian's tone was also very anxious, "You are a ghost now, and Lin Shuang's exorcism technique is to restrain you." If you want to kill her, you must be resurrected! ”
"I'll have a way to kill her!"
"Before you even approached her, she was in her possession! Do you still want to hurt Lin Tian again! ”
The room was quiet, and Ye Luan was silent.
Jing Tian continued, "I have already discussed it with Zhou, and Meiya has also promised to help you resurrect. It's just conditional......"
The latter words are difficult for Jing Tian to speak.
I also guessed what Meiya's conditions were, and I guess I wanted me or Ye Luan to do something embarrassing.
Wuyun rolled his big eyes and scolded silently, "Slut!" ”
In the study, Ye Luan snorted coldly, "I don't need her to help me." Even if I don't have a ghost heart, I can enter the ancient tomb like the flesh and blood of the Lin family, and I will terminate the contract for you. You don't need to care about the rest. ”
Dark Cloud looked at me incomprehensibly and lowered his voice, "Is she so unwilling to be resurrected?" ”
In order to resurrect, let Ye Luan sleep with Meiya? It is estimated that if Ye Luan is sent, Ye Luan can strangle Meiya with his own hands!
Besides, Ye Luan didn't want to be resurrected, she didn't want to lose her ghost energy, she didn't want to lose the power that she had cultivated for thousands of years, if she wanted to take revenge, she had to keep herself strong enough.
I feel a little depressed in my heart, obviously I know all this, but when I think about it, I still feel a little uncomfortable.
They're done.
I turned around and ran into the house with the clouds, my room was closer to the study, and we rushed in without thinking. There was a sound of the study door opening behind him, Ye Luan came out, and happened to see me being pulled into the room by dark clouds. Ye Luan was silent. When Jing Tian came out of the study, Ye Luan asked, "The dark clouds are back?" ”
Jing Tian was stunned, and he didn't know why Lin Yeluan suddenly asked like this. I only went to the hospital in the evening to see the dark clouds, and the doctor said that I could not be discharged. The two also quarreled about this.
"Follow me."
The dark clouds were sticking to the door, and when he heard Ye Luan coming over with Jing Tian, he scolded, "Jing Tian doesn't know that I'm back, what should I do?" ”
"Then why are you coming back?"
"Nonsense, the hospital is so boring! People are coming in, what should I do? ”
"Say something lovely, say you want to see him."
The dark clouds ate Jing Tian to death, as long as the dark clouds showed goodwill, Jing Tian had absolutely no power to parry.
Thinking of the crazy move that day on the sofa, Jing Tian made. I soured a few more words.
The dark cloud blushed to the base of his neck and glared at me fiercely, "I won't say such a numb word!" ”
As soon as the dark clouds finished speaking, the door to the room was opened.
Ye Luan stood in front, and Jing Tian stood behind her. When Jing Tian saw that there were dark clouds in the room, his face changed suddenly, he wrinkled his brows, and roared angrily at the dark clouds, "You don't want your arm anymore!" Will be disabled, do you understand! ”
I didn't expect Jing Tian to be so angry, and Wuyun was so frightened that he shivered.
Jing Tian came over to pull the dark clouds, and he had the intention of escorting the dark clouds back to the hospital.
It is estimated that Jing Tian himself can't figure out Lin, his always calm and proud temperament, how did he encounter the dark clouds, and he completely changed.
Wuyun gritted his teeth, and the hand that could move grabbed Jing Tian's arm, and said twistedly, "I thought you came back." ”
Wuyun is not tall, and from Jingtian's perspective, he is a small and thin one, like an innocent child.
Jing Tiantie blushed and let out a long breath, "Follow me back to the room!" ”
After the two left, I hung my head and didn't dare to look at Ye Luan's face. I even went to eavesdrop on her talking to Jing Tian, and she caught her!
But fortunately, I finally prevaricated.
The next morning, when I woke up, I saw dark clouds playing with my mobile phone by my bedside, and the latest mobile phone was probably bought for her by Jing Tian.
Seeing that I woke up, the dark clouds pursed his mouth, and said in disgust, "I really don't know what you're doing, it's fun to mess with Ye Luan!" For at least a week, you don't even want to move. ”
I'm going to cry, it's not me who provoked her, she brought it up!
Hu Meier lay on my pillow and touched my face with her front paws, "Boy, suffer." I love you, tell me, why did you mess with that zombie? ”
I had a hard mouth, so I said I didn't mess with it.
The dark clouds said that it was impossible, and when Ye Luan went out in the morning, his face was black.
It was obvious that she brought up the dumb thing first, and I remembered it. This time, I just didn't think I had done anything wrong. It's Ye Luan who is unreasonable!
Seeing that I was stubborn, Hu Meier began to persuade me that I couldn't fight with Ye Luan, she had lived for a thousand years, and she was all antique, without the trendy ideas of our new and new human beings.
I glanced at Hu Meier with disgust, Hu Meier also called herself a new and new human, and this old face didn't know how to say this! Her name was still given by the Lin family, and in terms of age, she and Ye Luan didn't know who was bigger.
Hearing me compare her to Ye Luan, Hu Meier glared at me, "Can I be the same as that zombie!" When the zombie was alive, it was this stinky temper, she was the eldest daughter of the Lin family, she was highly talented, and she was deeply favored by the Lin clan, and she was loved by thousands of people, so she developed her stinky temper! It's been a thousand years, and I can't change it! I'm not like her. ”
As she spoke, Hu Meier's fox mouth leaned forward and wanted to kiss me. But when the kiss was about to arrive, it seemed to think of something, and the butt moved back again.
The dark clouds laughed at her, an immortal family is still afraid of the threat of a zombie!
Hu Meier was not convinced, saying that she was letting Ye Luan and disdained to be as knowledgeable as Ye Luan!
I was curious about the relationship between the two, so I asked Hu Meier what is the relationship between Ye Luan?
Hu Meier, like Ye Luan, was reluctant to mention the events of the year. If Hu Meier doesn't say this kind of thing, Ye Luan will be even more unlikely to say it.
I praised her vigorously with the clouds, and praised her for not having anything in the heavens and on the earth, and the clouds promised her to eat chickens for a month, and they were all majestic roosters.
Hu Meier's fox eyes lit up, and said that the male ** crown must be erected, such a blood is enough, and it is best to replenish the body. As she spoke, Hu Meier stood up on two legs and twisted her waist, showing that her old waist was good.
I praised her for her good waist, and her kung fu in bed must be amazing.
Hu Mei'er was so happy that she squinted her fox eyes into a slit, and said to me, after Ye Luan took revenge and left, let me follow her, she is definitely better than Ye Luan!
I'm going to get words out of her mouth, and I can only follow her words downward.
Hu Mei'er was even happier when she saw that I didn't scold her, she got carried away for a while, forgot about Ye Luan's threat, and kissed me on the face with the fox's mouth.
Wuyun was waiting for this moment, and immediately turned his face, "Hu Mei'er, you'd better tell everything about the past, or I'll tell Ye Luan that you kissed Lin Tian." ”
Hu Meier was stunned for a moment, knowing that she had been fooled.
I also took the opportunity to threaten her a few words.
Hu Meier looked wronged, her whole body was lying on the bed, her fox ears drooped, and she scolded me for having no conscience and calculating her. In the end, he still talked about the events of the year.
"Sister, I am a family fairy invited back by the Lin family, and I have been in the Lin family for decades. Later, I had some conflicts with the zombie, and I left the Lin family, and then I heard the news that the Lin family was destroyed, and as for what happened to the Lin family, I really don't know. ”
Wuyun and I glanced at each other, not believing what Hu Meier said at all. The Lin family is a feng shui family, and they still need to invite family immortals?
Seeing that we didn't believe it, Hu Mei'er was unhappy, and the fox glared at us and said, "I'm really from the Lin family, please go back!" At that time, the Lin family patriarch, who was also the grandfather of the zombie, suddenly decided to invite a fairy family to return home, at that time, the Lin family was in its prosperous life, whether it was in the rivers and lakes or in the imperial court, it was very status, and the Lin family could be invited back to be a Baojia immortal, and the entire clan would become glorious, even in the ranking of the five immortals, the nouns could be higher! ”
When she said these words, Hu Mei'er raised her fox head, revealing her small breasts full of Lin hair, and she looked very proud, "I passed five levels and six generals all the way, and won the opportunity to go to the Lin family to be a family immortal." Ye still remembers that the last person to fight with Ye was the old Huang family, who looked so ugly, I was almost spit out by her ugliness, the Huang family also loves to fart, and the fart still stinks! Sister, I fought with her for three days and three nights, sleepless, before I knocked her down and became a family immortal who entered the Lin family! I'm all on strength! ”
Hu Meier babbled a lot again, how powerful she was, when she arrived at the Lin family, Ye Luan was still a little child, she didn't beat Ye Luan less.
When it came to beating Ye Luan, Hu Meier's fox grinned, and her saliva was about to flow out, looking like a villain.
She is like this, but I and Dark Cloud believe her a little.
But thinking of Hu Mei'er's cultivation, I couldn't help but wonder, "Hu Mei'er, you were so powerful back then, and now you have been practicing for thousands of years, why haven't you become an immortal?" ”
Hearing me ask, Hu Meier's face sank, and she glared at me depressedly, saying that she couldn't talk about it that day.
Wuyun laughed at her, saying that she was stupid and had no understanding, so she didn't grow in cultivation.
As if she had been hit by the point, Hu Meier jumped out of bed and ran out of the house, ignoring us.
I asked Wuyun, is what Hu Meier said credible?