Chapter 296: The Sillier the Better
Although this rotten person has no score, but it is not so bad that he can't distinguish the importance of the score, and he has been waiting for almost half a year, for today's day, if I am affected, the picture drawn will not work, and I will miss the hour, so I can only wait for a year from now on, or I will continue to ask Li Nuo for the blessing of the heavenly officials, although the effect is destined to be greatly reduced.
So knowing the importance of today's day, I still poked it aside, sighed vigorously, and didn't even know how to pretend it, there must be a reason.
In other words, the picture I drew is really not very good in the eyes of this guy.
More precisely, he has seen a better picture......
"Dog, after following the old man for a while, he began to look down on the spirit map drawn by the old man?" Holding the pen holder, staring at the heavenly official blessing diagram on the table that has completed about sixty percent, full of complex and mysterious patterns, after looking at it for a while, I looked up at the kitchen, holding a big bowl of gobbling up Yuan rotten people, and muttered angrily, dissatisfied, but also inevitably a little discouraged.
There is no harm if there is no comparison, I have seen a lot of spiritual maps drawn by the old man, and I admit that there is a big gap, and it is not up to his level of flowing water and doing it in one go, but you are too direct, right? Really, I'm just like you, shameless?
Besides, the next stroke is jerky and immature, in fact, after the painting, it looks similar, how can there be such a big gap?
Although it was inevitable that my mood was affected by this diaphragm thing, after so many years of tempering my mood in drawing, I did not practice in vain, and after secretly slandering myself, I quickly adjusted my mood and refocused on painting.
In fact, drawing spiritual drawings does not require too much talent and skills in painting, although it is not rigid to the extent of relying on rote memorization, but the test of memory is still huge, and painting can only account for three percent at most, and the other seven percent depend on memorization. And each picture, leaving little room for the person to play freely, except for the different uses of the spirit map, such as adding information such as the birth date, the remaining space is even smaller, so there is not much room for error.
But painting this kind of thing, want to completely follow the existing template and process, there is no mistake, there is no free space at all, it is simply impossible, even if the founder of the mountain is reincarnated, it is impossible to do a picture twice, and every stroke is exactly the same, and in this way, it will completely lose the artistic conception that "painting" should have, and can no longer be called painting. Therefore, in order to keep the artistic conception of "painting" as much as possible under extremely limited conditions, the first thing every painter should do is to do his best to minimize the error rate, and seek more space for himself to play in the small space that can be flexibly mastered, instead of wasting it on error correction.
I lost the three souls, the old man in order to save my life, only to become a disciple, innate memory is not good, so in the "remembering" point, when I really suffered enough, according to the old man taught me the essentials, and in school learned painting skills, it took more than two years to be able to memorize the most basic soul drawing diagram, one stroke at a time into the mind, to form the finished diagram, so as to begin to contact the painting.
As the saying goes, everything is difficult at the beginning, successfully "remembering" the first picture, found the essentials, and then it becomes a lot easier, as more and more proficient, you can also enter the stage of drawing and remembering, but for me, remembering the picture is still not an easy task, so for so many years, from the founding patriarch began to pass down the "Lingtu Zhi" in the map, I just just wrote down the often needed to use, or I am more interested, I think it is suitable for my situation, less than one-tenth.
The advantage of this rote memorization is that because each picture is engraved in the mind, and every stroke is clearly remembered, so when drawing, if the number of mistakes exceeds the limit and cannot be corrected, when it is determined that it has failed, it can be clearly known at the first time.
If you don't remember it completely, you can only draw and memorize it while drawing according to the map, as you did when you first drew "Lishan Zhengqi Map", and there will be no such benefit, and the time for drawing will increase exponentially, and it is extremely easy to make mistakes, and many times you will not even realize where you are wrong.
Although the Heavenly Official Blessing Diagram is a relatively difficult large picture, I haven't really drawn it, but I know that this is a good picture with great use, and I am also more interested in it, so I have already memorized it by heart, and I have copied it many times.
At a few minutes past two o'clock, the Heavenly Official Blessing Diagram was completed, and after carefully comparing the diagram on the table with the diagram in his mind, and once again confirming that there would be no failure due to my mistake, he began to pack up his things and prepare to call it a day.
Before the completion of the construction, Li Lin, the "younger brother of the younger brother", could no longer bear the hunger, got up and ate, and was bored in the other corner of the yard basking in the sun.
With the completion of the picture of the blessing of the heavenly official, I also felt hungry, and the last meal was rice noodles that I didn't eat at eight o'clock in the morning, and I was busy looking for something to eat, so I ignored him, just let him look at it, and just pack up my things.
Li Lin is a head taller than me, it's a little strange to say, this kid is very compatible with Yuan Jinzhu's rotten person, as long as the two guys get together, there will be endless words, after getting acquainted, Yuan Rotten people don't even sleep downstairs alone, but run to sleep with him every night, almost to the point of eating, sleeping and playing together, and hooking shoulders everywhere they go, even my mother said more than once, the more she looked, the more she felt that the two were very similar.
This kind of image is not the appearance, but the likeness of words and deeds and temperament, I didn't find this until my mother reminded me and carefully observed it a few times, only to find that it was really a bit alike, all the same sloppy, no one cares about it, it will definitely be as dirty and sloppy as a beggar, which has already been proven in Yuan Rotten.
In addition, the two guys sometimes laughed, their demeanor was almost carved out of a mold, and the way they spoke was roughly the same.
As I realized that the two of them were indeed quite similar, I gradually felt relieved and could understand why they got along.
When two like-minded people get together, can they not talk and laugh?
Of course, Yuan Rotten actually has no mercy, and the perverted dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, which has not been discovered from Li Lin for the time being, but I think that if the two of them continue to fight together, sooner or later they will become similar.
Because I had been affected by Yuan Rotten before, I naturally didn't have a good mood with Li Lin at this time.
However, what I didn't expect was that I didn't bother to pay attention to Li Lin, but he, like the previous Yuan rotten person, took the initiative to provoke me, frowned slightly and looked curiously, stared at the Tianguan blessing map for a while, raised his head and patted me on the shoulder, and happily soared into the Northeast dialect that he learned somewhere: "Lao Tie, can you really call it a picture?" I can't see anything, it's like drawing a talisman. ”
I was slightly stunned, and after watching him be silent for a moment, I didn't have the courage to knock his hand off, "Get out, you know." ”
"No matter how you understand it, that's what it's all about, there are no landscapes, flowers, birds, and people, it's just some circles that go around and make people dizzy, what kind of painting is this." Li Lin still didn't notice my unhappiness, and said with a smile, like Yuan Rotten, he was not beaten.
Forget it, talking to these people who don't know how to pretend to understand is simply a waste of saliva and affecting the mood, so after giving him a blank look, I simply put down my pen and walked outside the door.
Mom's things they should prepare, have been almost prepared, just waiting for my dad to come back from shopping, the yard has been occupied by me, so I moved the stool to the outside to bask in the sun, just walked to the door, the little face was ruddy, Zhang Xiaowei, who was smiling, happened to hear me talking to Li Lin and walked in, almost hit my head in my arms.
"Done? I'll get you something to eat. ”
It wasn't until I picked up the prospective daughter-in-law's scalded chicken leg specially for me, added a stewed chicken thigh, and sprinkled rice noodles with green onion and coriander, that my mood completely improved from depression, and then I did it on the cement ridge outside the kitchen, and while eating, I enjoyed the picture of my future daughter-in-law helping me clean up things.
Rural life is destined to be inferior to the city, nearly half a month later, the little woman has long stopped wearing makeup, just using some simple skin care products, at most when the sun is big, apply some sunscreen, at this time still tied to the waist, pulling my mother's hooked woolen slippers, not as delicate as in the provincial capital, but a little more charm that has never been before.
This charm is called a good wife.
Looking at it, I couldn't help but smirk, and I forgot to eat everything while pinching the chopsticks.
"What are you smiling at?" It wasn't until Zhang Xiaowei, who looked like a little daughter-in-law, packed up all the things, neatly put them into the wooden tray, and was about to take them upstairs and put them back in the room, looking at me strangely, that she came back to her senses from some divergent imagination, and then smiled: "Of course you have to laugh when you look at a beautiful daughter-in-law, the more stupid the better, and the more stupid the happier." ”
Zhang Xiaowei was slightly stunned, and then smiled: "Neurotic, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you." ”
At this time, I only listened to the outside of the gate, and I didn't know if it was Li Lin or Yuan Jinzhu, so I muttered softly: "I can't stand it." ”
Put the things, go into the kitchen to look at the stove, turn over the braised pork that is simmering, the little daughter-in-law learned to sit down next to me, laughed with me and ate the rice noodles with soup and ingredients, my father finally came back, I don't know how to get it, I went out early in the morning, and I didn't come back until now.
The three old men who went to Pan Lao's village chief's house for breakfast are still nowhere to be seen, and this breakfast has been eaten long enough, don't spend the holidays at someone's house.
There is actually a reason why Dad came back late. Sister Yun and Zhang Xiaowei's tastes are similar, they both like to eat seafood, although before the New Year, my parents specially prepared a lot for them, but when they come, it is inevitable that it is not fresh enough, now that the New Year is over, the merchant market in the city has resumed normal business, so I plan to buy some fresh back to entertain them.
But the small broken county town, it is difficult to buy those for the mountain people, more strange fresh seafood, so my dad deliberately ran to the city, it takes two hours to go back and forth, plus from my house to the county seat, it also takes nearly two hours to go back and forth, just on the road to spend nearly four hours, plus the time to buy things everywhere in the city, and there is a bit of traffic jam on the road, but it will take so long.
Fortunately, it was not too late to come back, so I took out the strange things from the trunk that were either still soaked in water or filled with oxygen in the packaging bag, which looked a little heavy and still alive, and began to prepare dinner. This time, Zhang Xiaowei and Sister Yun said that they would no longer let my mother do anything, but asked her and my father to go aside to rest, and let them make the dinner dishes, they would wait for a while to move the chopsticks, and finally they really couldn't move their mother, and even she didn't move out for this reason.
At four o'clock and twenty o'clock, the three old men who went to the old village chief's house to have "breakfast" finally returned, originally thought that they had stayed at Pan's house all day, and even if the three old men were not drunk, they would at least drink six or seven percent, and came back with a body of alcohol.
At first, when the old man was left with the two old men and didn't go home again, the old naughty boy still said that he didn't say anything, until my father forcibly pressed him to sit down by the iron stove, locked the iron door with his backhand, and couldn't get out, the old man was forced to sit down, and when my father called Manni and explained the situation to her and my uncle Li Rui, his heart was also down-to-earth, and he no longer insisted on going home.
After offering the ancestral incense tablet, after setting off the firecrackers, from the hands of Zhang Xiaowei and Sister Yun, the sumptuous dishes based on seafood were also on the table, everyone drank some wine during the meal, our men drank white, and the three of them drank red wine, even Xiao Li Nuo, who was not yet half a year old, was also fed to his mouth twice by Yuan Jinzhu, a slut, with chopsticks dipped in red wine, and his shallow little brows were wrinkled for a while, and he was holding a chicken leg in both hands, grinding hard with a small mouth that had just begun to erupt.
When the sky began to darken, the people on the road gradually increased, and the cars going to the direction of the county began to increase, tonight is the last day of the lantern festival, all the dragon lanterns in the whole county, tonight will be concentrated in the county town to make trouble overnight, starting at noon, the main road in the county has begun to close the road, it is very lively, many people will go to the county seat to play after dinner.
But after a while, I still have important things to do at home, so I can't go.