"Classmate Yun Qiao, the final exam is coming soon, the city's ranking, do you still want to do this to me?"

Lao Yao's eyes were gloomy.

“…… I, I don't want to, but I can't control myself. ”

Lao Yao's hands trembled slightly, and his voice was as hard as reinforced concrete, "I swear, if you dare to make me the focus of the city's education system, I will, die, give, you, look!" ”

“……”

Yun Qiao went back to the classroom in a trance.

"What's the matter, Emperor Qiao, Lao Yao...... Criticized you? Wen Qing saw Yun Qiao coming in and hurriedly asked.

Yun Qiao flattened his mouth, about to cry.

Wen Qing was so distressed that she couldn't do it.

"Ouch, I'll go, isn't it, Lao Yao was infected by the Tan orangutan, didn't he fail the language? As for spraying us Qiao Huang like this? We Qiao Huang Chinese failed and still ranked first in the grade! ”

Yun Qiao's face was full of resentment.

Jiang Jinan took out a pack of beef jerky from the drawer, tore it open and handed it to Yun Qiao: "It's super delicious." ”

……

Wen Qing watched his emotions recover instantly, and happily returned to his seat to eat beef jerky Yun Qiao, and the small-eyed knife poked Jiang Jin'an's back.

It is worthy of the piece of ginger that sits on the queen's throne, it is really old and spicy.

After eating a pack of beef jerky, Yun Qiao's mood had completely recovered.

"At the same table, I have decided to start today and go all out to attack language, especially composition! Otherwise, I'm afraid that Lao Yao won't let me go. ”

“…… You didn't study much of another subject before. ”

"That's different! I found that I can't improve the language sense and context of modern writing for a while, but in composition, as long as the topic is deducted, it will increase by more than ten or twenty points in minutes, right? ”

“…… Right. ”

"That's it, at the same table, I'll find a little more essay questions, and then write a rough central meaning, you can see if I'm off topic."

"Yes."

Question 1: Write to the one in the future 2035.

Yun Qiao looked at the title and asked Yi Ran: "What does it mean to basically realize socialist modernization at the same table?" All use smart technology? Artificial intelligence? ”

Dyeable: "...... Next question. ”

Question 2: Survivorship bias.

Yun Qiao's eyes lit up: "I will, survivorship bias is actually the result of an erroneous statistical method, as long as you master the correct statistical method and take comprehensive sampling, such as double-blind experimental design, you can effectively prevent survivor bias." ”

Dyeable: "...... It's not for you to say the definition...... Forget it, next question. ”

Question 3: Zhejiang spirit and Zhejiang people.

After reading the title carefully, Yun Qiao said: "Generations of Zhejiang people have written one Zhejiang story after another, and created one Zhejiang legend after another, isn't this survivor bias?" I only saw the legend of success, and the unsuccessful ones were all mud. ”

Dyeable: "...... Let me die for a while, and you don't talk yet. ”

Shi Yu in the back row sighed faintly and asked his tablemate in a low voice: "Old Jiang, do you know what the ninth wonder of the world is?" ”

Jiang Jinan raised his eyebrows.

Shi Yu was solemn and serious: "The ninth wonder of the world, Qiao Huang's essay is off topic." ”

Jiang Jinan held his forehead, "Don't bully people, cry and coax you?" ”

"Will you let me coax?"

"Huh."

******

If there is anything in this world that Yun Qiao's life cannot bear, it is composition.

She solved ten questions, and judging from her performance, she couldn't write 20 points.

Why is it so hard?

Is she too stupid?

She retested her IQ again, and it definitely belonged to the top category.

The panda language of the Panda Country is indeed the most difficult language in the world!

Qiao Huang stamped certification, Tong Su is not bullied!