After waking up from the coma, the proud Teng Snake has been curled up under the farmer's dining table without speaking, eating or sleeping. He obviously couldn't stand this huge stinging 'excitement', and still can't accept this fact. He, the dignified Lord Teng Snake in the Heavenly Realm, the divine beast that came and went in the fire, actually became the spirit beast of a mortal girl. Although she was a powerful god of war in her previous life, she was a mortal in this life...... What's more, she committed an accident, was punished to the lower realm and suffered from reincarnation, and she will return to the heavenly realm in the future, and she will not be able to be a general, she will definitely have to send someone to monitor her, and she has no future at all. followed her by herself, and she was also ironclad---- with no future and no development. His life was ruined at her hands.

As he thought about it, he felt grief-stricken, and the burned parts of his wings hurt even more. It hurts so much that ---- I want to cry.

A large porcelain bowl was suddenly handed to him, piled up with fragrant food, Xuanji squatted outside, uncovered the tablecloth, looked at him with big black and white eyes, and said, "Hey, it's time to eat." I'm going to be on my way today. ”

Teng Snake turned his face away in disgust, and said in a dumb voice: "Lao Tzu doesn't call for feeding." ”

"Oh, then, Teng Snake, eat. That's the truth, I'm reluctant to accept you as a spirit animal, don't be angry, it's already a boat. There is no room for reversal between you and me. She said very aggrieved, as if she was more depressed than him, and she was still very dissatisfied with accepting such a big spirit beast from him.

Teng Snake only felt anger coming from it, and said sharply: "Who is it that is difficult?!" Lao Tzu follows you to be painful and not 'desire' to live! ”

"Oh, then you ***." The rice bowl was placed on the ground, and she turned her face and left.

"You're going to ***! Stinky little girl! He poked his head out from under the tablecloth in a menacing manner, chasing and scolding. Who knew that she didn't go far, just squatted outside the tablecloth. He poked his head out and met her face. The two stared at each other viciously.

Xuanji held out her finger. A little on his nose, he smiled: "It's like the roar of a lost dog." ”

He was furious. was about to repay the old fist immediately, but when the fist hit her, the instinct of the spirit beast immediately activated, turning into a gentle thrashing---- which was simply helping her hammer her shoulder! Xuanji shook her neck comfortably, "Huh." This way...... Keep to the left. Well, a little bit below...... You're pretty good at it. I also turned around and helped Si Feng hammer. ”

Ahh Why is this happening!? His arrogant self-esteem was seriously hurt again, and he burrowed back under the tablecloth and kicked out the rice bowl, no matter how much Xuanji provoked and teased him, he ignored it.

Yu Sifeng sat at the table, and when he saw Xuanji's childish attack, he was making trouble with the snake, and couldn't help but smile: "You don't always bully him." Get along well with the Teng Snake. Nurture feelings. ”

"Feelings?" As soon as Xuanji thought of shaking hands with this murderer, she 'touched' his head, and he was as soft and obedient as a little silver 'flower'...... This scene made her break out in a cold sweat. Immediately shook his head: "No need." Anyway, he doesn't want to be my earth spirit beast, and I don't want him either. Go back and find another one I like. ”

Yu Sifeng said: "You have already made a contract. There is no room for change. ”

"Then I'll be tied to this for the rest of my life?!" Xuanji was taken aback. (1*6*K update is the fastest). Suddenly I felt that the future was bleak.

Yu Sifeng sighed and leaned into her ear. He whispered: "Do you see him huddled under the table without eating or drinking, like a puppy who has just been caught?" You tamed him like a puppy, and he was really that difficult to get along with? ”

This is Yu Sifeng's exclusive secret. Xuanji's eyes lit up, she bent down to uncover the tablecloth, and Teng Snake bared her teeth at her, 'revealing' a fierce face, really like a puppy that had just been caught, recognizing life and being 'sexual'. She quickly sat up straight, turned around, and looked at Yu Sifeng with bright eyes, and her depression was swept away.

He smiled proudly: "No matter how powerful he is, he is still a beast." It can't be treated in a human way. ”

Xuanji nodded again and again, and she said that Si Feng knew the most things, and it was right to listen to him. She quickly turned around and continued to serve the rice, planning to eat ***.

Teng Snake, who was shrinking under the table, suddenly said in a muffled voice: "What qualifications does the stinky little ghost have to say Lao Tzu!" Aren't you also a beast? ”

Yu Sifeng silently uncovered the tablecloth, looked down at him, Teng Snake had an expression of humiliated self-esteem, eager to be self-defeated, and said fiercely: "You are not a human being, your clumsy lying skills can deceive the stinky little lady, but you can't deceive Lao Tzu!" If you go back and tell the people in the upper realm, you will even be skinned! ”

Yu Sifeng looked at him coldly and said lightly: "You go and say it yourself, I won't stop it." ”

Teng Snake said angrily: "Do you think Lao Tzu is a long-tongued 'woman'?!" I won't talk about it! ”

Yu Sifeng smiled faintly: "The benefits of being a man, how do you understand." I listened to you sing, but you were very open-minded, but I didn't expect to be so old-fashioned and difficult. ”

"You're old-fashioned!" Teng Snake was angry again, "Lao Tzu doesn't bother to talk to you!" You're bad-eyed! ”

He still remembered that it was Yu Sifeng who taught Xuanji to harvest him into a spirit beast, this beam is big, and he will hold a grudge for the rest of his life! I'll definitely find a chance to burn him down next time.

Yu Sifeng smiled: "You shouldn't be a stupid person, since it has become a contract, why bother to lose your temper." She will not disgrace you as your master. After so many thousands of years, you don't have any future, do you still expect it to be in the future? In my opinion, the people above don't take you seriously at all, do they? You have made such a big storm and 'waves' in the world, and no one has pursued it, which shows that they don't care about you in their hearts. ”

Teng Snake was hit by what he said, and he was unwilling to be preached by a ghost, so he simply closed his eyes and pretended to be dead.

Yu Sifeng said again: "You should have something else to do in the lower realm this time, right?" What is it? ”

Teng Snake was startled, opened his eyes and said hurriedly: "How do you know!" ”

Yu Sifeng smiled slightly: "You say it yourself, and you have no choice but to borrow the world." But since you are a divine beast, you should have the ability to restrain your ability, and deliberately making such a big fuss is obviously angry. Let me guess, you've been traveling west, are you going to Buzhou Mountain? ”

Teng Snake was shocked and said, "You...... You little...... You can't ...... mind reading" Yu Sifeng shook his head innocently: "Mind reading is naturally not enough." However, the demons of the Nether Realm have moved and tried to destroy the Dinghai Iron Cable, and the Heavenly Realm will not be indifferent, right? Did you come and check it out? Go to the 'underworld' to see that demon? ”

Teng Snake gritted his tongue and decided that no matter what he asked. I didn't speak anymore. He doesn't like this kind of smart person the most, such as the Dongfang White Emperor, he can say what you think before you even open your mouth. It's really a 'hairy' scary Yu Sifeng saw that he didn't speak, so he no longer 'forced' him. He chuckled and said, "Heaven cannot be worried, and the Tao cannot be premeditated; Is there a fate in the late count, and the evil knows the time? You sang it yourself, can you only sing it, but you don't understand what it means? Now that you have become her spirit animal. Naturally, there is a cause. Why not accept it? ”

"Fart, fart! Stinky bullshit! It stinks! Teng Snake scolded and covered his ears tightly.

Yu Sifeng put down the tablecloth with a smile, sat up straight, Xuanji just loaded another bowl of food, and said strangely: "What are you talking to him?" ”

"Nothing...... Well, it's just some pet scriptures. If you do a good job of being a spirit animal or something. He smiled softly, tapped his hand on the table, got up and said, "Feed him and get ready to leave, I'll go pack my things." ”

Xuanji slipped under the table. Seeing Teng Snake staring at her guardedly, she tried her best to 'show' a kind smile and said softly, "It's time to eat." Teng snake to be good. ”

"Good guy big head!" He was about to have another seizure, a claw slap. It's going to overturn the rice bowl. Xuanji hurriedly held it firmly. Said: "No matter what, the rice still has to be eaten." No matter how annoyed you are. The facts are irreversible. I'm willing to accept it, what else can't you let go? ”

I just can't let go of your very aggrieved and depressed tone that seems to have been subjected to Teng Snake as a spirit animal! He only felt that his head was buzzing 'chaotic', it was really a 'mess', so he had to hug his knees and curl up again, refusing to 'mingle' with her.

After a while, only listening to the voice next to him, he secretly glanced at it, only to see her take out the gauze wound 'medicine' from the cuff, pick out some 'medicine' ointment with a 'jade' hairpin, and send it to his face.

"What are you doing!" His guarded hair stood on end, and he hurriedly dodged it, but she didn't pity the 'jade', grabbed his hair, pulled it hard, and screamed in pain: "Let go!" It hurts! ”

Her face was cold, and all the 'medicine' ointment on the 'jade' hairpin was smeared on the wound, which she had drawn with her sword when she first made the contract. Teng Snake froze there, and said continuously: "You, you, don't think that a little favor, I, I, I, I will give in!" Lao Tzu is a mythical beast! Look down on you, you mortal little girl! He was so embarrassed that he began to stutter. Xuanji put the gauze on the wound and pressed it firmly, before he smiled: "This is the gold sore 'medicine' of our Shaoyang faction, it is very effective." You see, yesterday my hand burned and I was applied, and today I can move. ”

Both of her hands were wrapped in bandages, apparently from the scars from yesterday's bare-handed grasp of the burnt sword. Moreover, her face was also very embarrassed, both of her eyebrows were burned, her hair was half burned, and she cut a lot in the morning. Honestly, it's funny. Teng Snake held back, but didn't laugh, but said coldly: "It's useless to please Lao Tzu." ”

Xuanji smiled and said, "Who wants to please you!" It's just that it's not a way for us to be angry like this, and we will get along for a lifetime in the future. Fortunately, my life is very short, and a hundred years have passed in one hundred years. Won't you be free in the future? ”

Teng Snake's eyes widened, and he said, "You really don't know or are you pretending to be stupid?" You don't know you're a Nether Tribulation?! After the calamity is over, he will naturally return to heaven! Another hundred years...... Lao Tzu was bolted to death by you, do you know?! ”

He roared again with tears in his eyes. Xuanji was stunned for a moment, then put the rice bowl on the ground, poofed, and sat cross-legged on the ground, sighing: "I know that my previous life was very unusual, but that is all in the past." It's all that counts, doesn't it? A hundred years is also time, and we can't make the present time unhappy for the sake of an illusory future. Later, I'll talk about it later. ”

Teng Snake snorted, still unwilling: "Why should Lao Tzu take a lifetime in vain." ”

Xuanji patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't be sad. There's always a way to break the contract in the future, isn't it? Even if you don't have it for a while, you can always find a place if you look for it slowly. You are my spirit animal, in fact, it is 'very' good, everyone eats and plays together and talks together, which is very lively. My close friends are gone, and I haven't enjoyed it in a long time. ”

Teng Snake's stiff body gradually softened, and while she was not paying attention, she grabbed a piece of 'chicken' wings in the bowl and gnawed on it, while asking, "What do you mean it's gone?" Dead? Everyone dies once, sooner or later. There's something you can't see. ”

Xuanji shook his head and said, "That's right, but we are human beings, and our lives are only a short hundred years. Therefore, the parting of life and death is a kind of eternity, even if it is encountered again in the next life, it is another kind of memory, different. I like them, so, I don't want to be separated from them. ”

Teng Snake simply took the rice bowl to eat, his mouth was stuffed with food, and his speech was slurred: "Well, this is not simple. You have a special status, and going to the 'underworld' is a piece of cake. If you miss them, go to the underworld to find their souls, as long as you haven't drunk the water of Lechuan, the memories of your previous life are still there. Well, if you want to go to the 'underworld', we'll just stop by, and I'm going to go to the 'underworld' too. ”

Xuanji shook her head: "They didn't die, but because of ...... For these reasons, it's hard to get back to the way it used to be. I want to find spirit beasts, also because I want to save them, I want more strength, and I can't lose to those demons. ”

"Demons?" Teng Snake's eyes moved, and he asked, "Is it to destroy the Dinghai Iron Cable?" ”

Xuanji was pleasantly surprised: "You know it too! That's great! Let's beat those bad guys away, okay? ”

Teng Snake devoured it, ate the meal 'fine', stuffed the empty bowl into her hand with his backhand, and said proudly: "It's not good." Lao Tzu will not depreciate himself and mix with you mortal demons. ”

What a puppy, Si Feng lied! He's still a badass! Xuanji glared at him depressedly and suddenly said, "However, if you can give me such a good meal every day, Lao Tzu may think about it, and it doesn't hurt to help you a little." ”

Xuanji was overjoyed, hugged him, and shouted, "Okay! If you have food in the future, I will share half of it! ”

"Little girl." Teng Snake poked her face in disgust, and never spoke again.