Chapter Seventy-Six: The Mess Is Coming
The old bustard pinched his throat and said softly: "Master, Tang Gongzi is here." ”
Inside the door, Duanmuyan took a glass of wine and poured it on himself.
Outside the door, Tang Buxiu directly pushed open the door and walked in.
The old bustard was stunned and hurriedly followed.
Inside the door, Deng Hu's eyes widened, and he stood behind Duanmuyan, looking fierce as if he was dissatisfied and wanted to beat whom. The two little men were drunk and staggered, and they didn't know what to do. Duanmuyan's robe was full of wine, and it seemed that he had drunk a lot.
Duanmuyan pretended to be drunk, swayed in front of Tang Buxiu, looked him up and down, took a few steps back with a look of disgust, stumbled down on the mat, shook his head and waved his hand, "Who is this?" No, no, it's too ugly to get into the eyes of the master! ”
The old bustard smiled awkwardly, approached Duanmuyan, and said softly: "Master, you forgot, you want Tang Gongzi to sit." ”
Duanmuyan raised his drooping head, looked at Tang Buxiu, and then pointed to his nose and asked, "Did you let it?" ”
The old bustard assured, "Not really. ”
Tang Buxiu sat directly opposite Duanmuyan, yawned, and said, "The deity only sits for a while." "With one hand on his head, he closed his eyes and was about to sleep.
The bustard felt that the topic could not continue.
At this time, the door was pushed open again, and Hua Fanmo came uninvited, and said with a smile: "I heard that there are distinguished guests here, so I came uninvited, and I smoked a lot of fun." He smiled with his orchid fingers, twisted his waist and walked into the house, knelt beside Tang Buxiu, picked up the wine jug with one hand, held his sleeve with the other, and poured a glass of wine for Duanmu Yan first, "Please don't blame the distinguished guests." ”
Duanmuyan smiled innocently and asked, "Who are you?" ”
Hua Fanmo glared at Duanmu Yan, and said coquettishly: "I just said, people are powdery ink, and the distinguished guests really don't take powder and ink to heart." This glance, like a cat's small meat paw gently scratching on the heart, is particularly attractive.
Duanmuyan pretended to be happy and said, "Okay, good!" Come, you can punish yourself! He raised his head, drank the wine in his glass, and then slammed the wine glass beside Tang Buxiu, making a crisp sound, and the wine glass shattered into several petals.
Duanmu Yan laughed and said, "Nice! That's a good sound! ”
The old bustard praised: "What the master said is good, it is really good." ”
Duanmuyan grabbed the wine glass and aimed it at the bustard's head.
The old bustard immediately covered his head and said flatteringly: "Master, you better take it easy, the slave is counting on this face to eat." After speaking, he deliberately squeezed his eyebrows and made his eyes flirtatious to make Duanmu Yan happy.
Duanmuyan clapped a few laughs and said, "Interesting!" Interesting! ”
The old bustard laughed: "Thank you for your praise." ”
Duanmu Yan's face sank and said, "That's not right! ”
The old bustard hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?" ”
Duanmu Yan said inarticulately: "Before you entered the door, you said that something interesting happened, why...... Why don't you tell your grandfather? You don't want to be happy?! ”
The old bustard poured a glass of wine for Duanmuyan and coaxed: "How can it? Slave, let's tell the master about this fun. This is the matter, forget about it when you leave here, and don't make trouble for yourself. ”
Tang Buxiu opened his eyes and squinted at the old bustard.
Hua Fanmo smiled and said nothing, waiting for the following.
Duanmu Yan shouted and urged: "Say it quickly! Don't grind! ”
The old bustard felt that there should be a reward at this time, but it was a pity...... The gentleman played by Duanmuyan is a poor man, and all the silver is pasted on his face, where can he take out the silver to give a reward? Only pretending to be drunk is the king.
The old bustard waited, but did not wait for what he wanted, and then reluctantly said: "This morning, something big happened. Qiu Yuebai, the lord of the Autumn City, and the battle of the Demon Palace, the palace lord of the Battle Firmament, were ...... by the heroine of the endless door ”
"Endless doors?!" Hua Fanmo and Duanmu Yan said in unison.
Tang Buxiu's sleepy eyes blinked slowly, playing with the taste: "Don't stop the door?" ”
The old bustard was very satisfied with this effect, and became interested, and said: "The little slave who is in charge of buying vegetables from the slave family, after coming back today, he said that he saw the Lord of the Autumn City and the Lord of the War Palace being slapped on the head with a brick by the heroine of the Endless Gate, and he cried...... Covering his face with a handkerchief, he leaned back and smiled back, "Oops...... Oops...... Guys, you say, isn't this a joke? ”
At this moment, Meng Tianqing's voice came from the hall downstairs, saying, "The latest portrait of the sixth prince, who wants to see it?!" Why did Qiu Yuebai and Zhan Firmament cry so much, and they couldn't see how powerful the women of the Endless Gate were! ”
Tang Buxiu and the others in the private room all stood up and lowered their eyes and looked down.
But I saw a little man with ordinary appearance and gray skin standing on a chair, shaking "The Secret Story of Baichuan" with one hand, and shouted loudly: "Of course, there is the most secret content, I can't say it, I can only watch it; It can't be passed on, it must be burned after watching! What do you think? Does anyone want to buy "The Secret of a Hundred Rivers"?! This is the first book written by the master of Baichuan Pavilion and the master of the second pavilion, which is worth a thousand gold, but there is only one copy. Tonight with you, the price of five taels of silver starts, the highest price! ”
There was a turtle slave who wanted to stop Meng Tianqing after the disguise, but Meng Tianqing was like a clever monkey, scurrying around in the Spring Festival Pavilion.
Some people screamed, some people frolicked, some people watched the excitement, and some people shouted, six taels of silver! Ten taels of silver! Twenty taels! Fifty taels! Some people also poured wine on Meng Tianqing......
Meng Tianqing jumped to the railing on the second floor, and said to Duanmuyan, who was obviously a big head: "This master, do you want to see it?" ”
Duanmuyan had been itching for a long time, but he didn't have any silver in his pocket. Luckily, there are some valuable knick-knacks in my sleeve pockets. At this time, he didn't care if it would cause trouble, so he reached into his sleeve pocket and took out the big round pearl.
Tang Buxiu's action was the fastest, and he snatched "The Secret of Baichuan" directly from Meng Tianqing's hand.
Meng Tianqing was slightly stunned, and hurriedly reached out to grab it.
Tang Buxiu stretched out his hand and pushed it directly on Meng Tianqing's face, pushing him downstairs. With a shake of his other hand, he unfolded "The Secret of Baichuan"
Meng Tianqing jumped to the second floor again, reached out to grab the "Secret News of Baichuan" in Tang Buxiu's hand, and shouted: "Shameless!" ”
Tang Buxiu directly slapped Duan Mu Yan's hand, letting the round pearl bounce up and cross Meng Tianqing's eyes.
Meng Tianqing grabbed Tang Buxiu's hand, directly changed the direction, grabbed the pearl, smiled happily, and said, "Deal!" "Let go of your grip on the railing, and jump down.
Duanmu Yan grabbed Meng Tianqing's collar and said, "Did Lao Tzu see the secret?" Do you dare to take Lao Tzu's beads?! ”
Meng Tianqing looked at Tang Buxiu and said, "Aren't these all my own people." Let's look at it together. ”
Tang Buxiu returned to the table, directly swept away the dishes and chopsticks on the table, and spread the "Secrets of Baichuan" on the table.
Duanmuyan threw away Meng Tianqing, and together with Hua Fanmo and Aunt He, he came to the table to watch.