"Where are you going? Tourism? ”

This morning, when Luo Tianhuan, who was ready to go, was going out, he happened to run into Kirito and Asuna and Yui's family of three going out, because they were all wearing civilian clothes, Luo Tianhuan thought they were going to play.

"Good morning, Sister Luo Tianhuan!" Yui greeted Luo Tianhuan with vitality, but that title made the corners of Luo Tianhuan's eyes twitch a few times, and glared at Asuna who was the culprit.

Asuna glared back.

“…… Hehe......" Kirito laughed speechlessly, patted Yui's little head, and said, "We plan to go to Yui's relatives to see if we can restore Yui's memory, because Yui's equipment can't look like he often goes to the field to level up, and we are going to go to the Beginning Town on the first floor to find out." ”

"Oh, that's it......" Hearing Kirito say this, Luo Tian fantasized, in the original book, Kirito and Asuna took Yui to the first floor of the Beginning Town to find Yui's relatives, and then a series of events happened, so it seems that the time of this plot is today.

After thinking about it, Luo Tianhuan asked weakly: "Uh...... That, can I go along? ”

Isn't he tired of me showing affection in front of him? Why do you want to follow us now?

Kirito suddenly had a "why are you kidding me" expression, feeling that he had seen a fake Luo Tianhuan today, and then his mind opened up to think of something, took a deep breath, and patted Luo Tianhuan's shoulder with a heavy expression: "Tianfan, I'm sorry, it's all because I always fed you dog food before, so you are now used to eating dog food, don't worry, I will definitely help you find a girlfriend, so that you can change from a single dog to a loving dog, and then feed dog food to others everywhere." ”

"Poof!" Luo Tianhuan was thundered and vomited blood. "You like dog food! Your whole family loves dog food! Also, not only girlfriends, but also thousands of wives! Brother is not rare, you introduce me to my sister paper! ”

Ya, why didn't I find out that Kiritto had such a big brain hole before?

Luo Tianhuan had a pain in the egg......

"Cut~~~ You can only YY your wives in your mind, and you deserve to masturbate for a lifetime." Asuna despised Luo Tianhuan for a while, and almost raised her middle finger, although she had this impulse, but she had received a good education since she was a child, she said that she would not do this, to remain elegant, not to mention, what if Yui was bad and swollen?

Luo Tianfan: "......"

Not only did the egg hurt, but Luo Tianhuan also felt that his liver hurt and his stomach hurt......

After thinking about it, Asuna also pulled Yui away from Luo Tianfan, and added: "The dead house is the most disgusting, you stay away from us, don't bring my family Yui-chan." ”

"Poof!" Luo Tianhuan vomited blood again, but there was also Kirito who vomited blood together, and the two of them seemed to have been hit by an arrow in their knees, and at the same time they bent forward in frustration, and their backs were gray.

Congratulations to Asuna for completing the double kill in one fell swoop and embarking on a journey of supergods!

"Huh? Kirito, what's wrong with you? Asuna, who didn't know why, looked at Kirito strangely.

"Asuna, what you just said also included me......" Kirito raised his head, teary eyes, and his face full of resentment, like an angry little daughter-in-law.

"Huh?" Asuna still didn't understand.

Kirito could only continue to explain in pain: "You know, I have a game addiction, and I can be regarded as a half-otaku ......"

"Uh......" Asuna finally understood, and quickly apologized to Kirito: "I'm sorry, Kirito, I didn't mean to, I just targeted Luo Tianfan, I didn't want to include you, don't care." ”

“…… Alas......" Luo Tianhuan and Kirito looked at each other and sighed in unison.

This tacit understanding made Asuna raise her eyebrows, thinking that they had a leg, and there was suddenly a little more hostility in her eyes when she looked at Luo Tianhuan.

Sure enough, even if you're married to Kirito, you still can't let your guard down! Especially Luo Tianhuan, a bewitching slut! You can't let Kirito go astray because of him!

"Ahh Luo Tianhuan sneezed inexplicably, feeling that someone was criticizing him behind his back, and then, noticing Asuna's hostile gaze, he subconsciously tilted his head, only feeling inexplicable.

"My sister is so cute!" Luo Tianhuan made a gesture of tilting his head expressionlessly, very contrasting and cute, Kirito and Asuna were a little unbearable, not to mention the very simple Yui, which made Yui's eyes light up, her eyes lit up, just like seeing a super large and super cute rag doll, she couldn't help but want to hug it, but without the permission of her parents, and she was afraid that doing so would make her sister unhappy, so she couldn't help it, just looked at Luo Tianhuan's eyes with a strong aggression.

Regarding Yui's undisguised aggressive gaze, Luo Tianhuan couldn't help but take two steps back, for fear that she would suddenly pounce.

"Sister?" Yui didn't know why Luo Tianhuan took two steps back after looking at herself, could she be terrible?

Luo Tianfan: "......"

I'm rubbing! Yesterday I said that I was an uncle, not a sister!

"That, Yui, I'm not a sister, you should call me uncle." Luo Tianhuan strongly stated that his gender was male.

Of course, I'd prefer you to call me brother......

This is Luo Tian's fantasy inner cow's thoughts, but if he really lets Yui call him brother, then in terms of seniority, his brother will be a cut below Kirito......

Yui nodded seriously: "Well, okay, sister, no problem, sister." Mom said that sister and uncle actually mean the same thing, so uncle is sister. ”

Luo Tianfan: "......"

Kirito was also speechless, but, listening to the conversation between Luo Tianhuan and Yui, he couldn't help but cover his mouth and wanted to laugh, but because of Luo Tianhuan's face, he couldn't laugh loudly, it was really uncomfortable.

He also said that I would bring a bad Yui, but in fact, you are the one who brings the bad Yui!

Luo Tianhuan looked at Asuna with a black line, glared at her viciously, and a dense three-word swear suddenly appeared in his heart, and it was no longer a matter of considering whether to say it or not, but to say it now!

"That, Yui......" Luo Tianhuan resisted the urge to say those three words, otherwise he would really bring Yui badly, and then wanted to correct Yui's mistake, lest she be brainwashed by Asuna at a young age, so that her uncle and sister would be stupid and unclear in the future.

But as soon as he spoke, Asuna saw his intentions and interjected forcefully: "Yui, it's a great job, remember that your uncle will be your sister in the future." ”

After speaking, Asuna glanced at Luo Tianhuan very angrily, as if to say-I'll take Yui like this, can you handle it?

"Hmmm! I see, Mom! Yui was very happy to be praised by Asuna.

Luo Tianfan: "......"

MMP！ Do you hear that? MMP！！ There are now an infinite number of MMPs in labor and management!!

Asuna smiled proudly, looking at Luo Tianhuan, who was defeated like eating Xiang, her heart was really beautiful!

"Poof!" Kirito next to him couldn't hold back any longer, laughed out loud, and then was glanced at by Luo Tianhuan viciously, he immediately turned his head, whistling while pretending to look around at the scenery.

Luo Tianhuan looked at Asuna, who was smiling proudly, and then at the innocent Yui, sighed weakly, and raised his head to support his forehead.

Well, don't look at it, Yui has been completely brainwashed by Asuna......

After a while, Luo Tianhuan realized that something was wrong, obviously talking about why did I follow Kirito and them, why did I get involved in the problem of Yui being brainwashed? There is a problem, there is definitely a problem!

So, Luo Tianhuan immediately said sharply: "That's not right! How did we get here? Aren't you curious why I'm following you? ”

"Oh, yes......" Kirito came back to his senses and hurried back to business. So, since you don't want to eat dog food, why are you following us? ”

"Oh, I heard that there was a labyrinth area in the first layer of the Beginning Town a long time ago, although the army stationed there blocked the news, but there was still some news leaked out, I happened to know the news from an intelligence agent, so I planned to go and see, it just so happened that you are also going to the first layer of the Beginning Town, just together."

Luo Tianhuan had already prepared his rhetoric, but to be honest, he was worried that the plot would change because of his intervention, causing Kirita and Asuna to have an accident, after all, in the original book, the boss in the labyrinth area of the town of Origin was very strong, and with just one blow, he beat Kirito and Asuna into half blood at the same time, and finally relied on Yui to escape death.

Although the direction of the plot has not changed much so far, Luo Tianhuan does not dare to guarantee that this plot will not change too much, in case one is not good, Kirito and Asuna have an accident, it will really be a big game.

Besides, Luo Tianhuan also wanted to see how strong that boss was.

"There's a labyrinth in the first layer of the Beginning Town?" Kirito was surprised by this. "There was no such thing during the closed beta......"

Asuna's expression became solemn: "At the beginning, the players swept the entire first floor, but they didn't find that there was a maze area in the starting town, which shows that this maze area suddenly appeared in the middle of the way. But why is this happening? ”

"It's very simple...... "Luo Tianhuan spread his hands." It must have been Akihiko Kayaba who changed the setting halfway through, but for what exactly, and who could have guessed what was going on in his head? ”

"Now that there is a labyrinth area, why doesn't the army make it public? Isn't it good to gather the players of the strategy group and attack this maze area together? Asuna asked, puzzled.

"It's very simple, two words, interests." Luo Tianhuan held up a finger. "Since the army is stationed on the first floor, they must be the first to discover this labyrinth area, and then they occupy this maze area and don't let the news leak out, after all, although the monsters in the maze area are dangerous, the benefits from the maze area are very large, and a selfish guild like them will definitely not share this big cake with other guilds. There must be military personnel guarding the area around that labyrinth area now, and it is estimated that outsiders will not be able to enter, or even get close, but well, I can sneak in. ”

"Why do people always conflict with each other because of interests?" Because of Luo Tianfan's words, Asuna seemed to think of something bad and sighed.

"No way, people are such creatures......" Kirito also sighed, shook Asuna's right hand, and smiled at Asuna, while feeding Luo Tianhuan, a single dog, a mouthful of dog food, but also made Asuna feel at ease.

Luo Tianfan: "......"

Your sister shows affection again! Do you dare to give my single dog a way to live!? God, why am I so miserable?

Luo Tianhuan's face darkened, and he turned around decisively and left, otherwise he would not be able to help but take out a torch and burn Kirito.

Moreover, he has already decided, regardless of the life or death of Kirito and Asuna! Even if Kirito and Asuna have an accident because of the change in the plot due to his intervention, he doesn't care! Let these two life winners who even abuse their friends fend for themselves!

"Dad, Mom, sister is gone." Seeing that Luo Tianhuan was gone, Yui shook the arm of Kirito and Asuna, who were releasing ***, to remind them.

Kirito and Asuna hurriedly separated, and seeing that Luo Tianhuan had already gone away, he immediately chased after him with Yui.

"Hey! Heavenly illusion, didn't you say together? Wait for us! ”

……

Level 1, the portal plaza in the town of Beginnings......

The azure light suddenly lit up, and in this light, Luo Tianfan, Kirito, Asuna, and Yui, who was carried on Kirito's back, appeared on the platform of the portal.

Although Luo Tianhuan said that he wouldn't care about Kirito, but this was just a lip service, and the body still followed very honestly, and he was honest and upright.

As for why Yui is on Kirito's back? Because Yui was tired of walking, Kirito carried her on his back.

In addition, because this is the starting town of the first layer, there is not the slightest danger, Luo Tianhuan is also the same as Kirito, he has changed his equipment and replaced it with a set of fluttering white shirts similar to ancient Chinese swordsmen, and he is also ready to be able to switch weapons and equipment immediately like Kirito to avoid any accidents.

"It's been a long time since I've been here." Walking off the platform and looking at the empty portal square, Kirito touched the scene and couldn't help but think of the scene when Akihiko Kayaba announced that SAO became a game of death here more than two years ago.

"Me too......" Asuna nodded, obviously touching the scene, unconsciously, it's been two years, and in these two years, too many things have happened......

Shaking her head, Asuna didn't think so much, looked at Yui on Kirito's back, and asked, "Yui-chan, do you look at a building that you feel familiar?" ”

Yui looked around and shook her head: "I don't know ......"

"Then let's go around town." Luo Tianhuan took out a folding fan from the inventory and fanned it gently, making a personable appearance.

"Hey, Celestial, can you wear some normal clothes? You look weird like this...... "Kirito looked at Luo Tianhuan, whose style had changed greatly, and he had no intention of complaining.

"Isn't my dress normal? What's weird? Luo Tianhuan looked at the swordsman white shirt he was wearing now, and felt super good about himself.

"It's weird in every way...... "Asuna is also super embarrassed." You usually wear that black coat, even if you wear other clothes, it is mainly black, but the clothes you are wearing now are white, and the style changes so quickly that we are not prepared at all, and we are very uncomfortable. ”

"Cut~~~ I change my style and take the cool and elegant route, can't I? What do you know? With a snap, Luo Tianhuan was very coquettish and closed the folding fan. I recently found out that black represents coldness, I used to always wear black clothes, and the sisters thought I was very cold, and they didn't dare to approach me, so I was not welcomed by the sisters, so I changed this outfit, in our Chinese martial arts dramas, powerful swordsmen are wearing clothes similar to me, very handsome! I'm sure there will be girls who are obsessed with me now! ”

Kirito: "......"

Asuna: "......"

Both of them were speechless, looking at Luo Tianhuan's eyes as if they were looking at a retarded person, and said-I have never seen such a brazen person! What a stinky face!

It's not because you're wearing black clothes that you look cold, but because you're cold, or that you're paralyzed, with a straight face, and you don't look easy to get along with, so there's no sister paper close to you, even if you change your clothes, as long as you don't change your personality, no sister paper dares to get close to you.

Also, as long as it's not crooked, others are very handsome when they wear your outfit, as for you, I can only say that no matter what clothes you wear, words like handsome have nothing to do with you......

Speechless for a while, after complaining about Luo Tianhuan in his heart, Kirito summarized Luo Tianhuan's words: "In general, you just want to change your style and then attract sister paper, right?" ”

"Hmm." Luo Tianhuan nodded.

It's useless, you better give up.

"Alas......" Although Kirito wanted to say this to Luo Tianhuan, but because he didn't want to hit Luo Tianhuan, he could only purse his lips and pat Luo Tianhuan's shoulder with a heavy expression.

“？？？” Luo Tianhuan was inexplicable, with a question mark on his face.

At this time, Asuna suddenly showed a wicked smile: "Na, Luo Tianfan, don't you say, your girlfriend and wife in the anime are thousands, and you don't need a real girlfriend?" But why do you want to do something contradictory now? Do you want to betray those wives of yours? ”

Luo Tianhuan was speechless in an instant, and the folding fan in his hand fell to the ground, what is this? Shoot yourself in the foot?

"None...... No Road Race! In a panic, Luo Tianhuan stammered: "I...... I won't betray my wife! ”

"Then why do you want to make a contradictory move?" Asuna tilted her head, looking curious, but the evil smile on her face was even stronger.

"When...... To prove that I'm a very good person, of course! Luo Tianhuan came up with a reason that even he wouldn't believe.

"Oh, I see......" Asuna snapped into her mind. YY is YY after all, and it can't fill the emptiness of your heart, so ah, you're going to do it, what's the matter, saying that you don't need a real girlfriend, but the body is very honest to express that I need this very much, a typical mouth is honest, I didn't expect you to be so arrogant. ”

"None...... No Road Race! "Luo Tianhuan is completely fried." You're the tsundere! Your whole family is tsundere!! ”

……

Asuna, you're black......

Seeing that Asuna was ridiculing Luo Tianhuan and making Luo Tianhuan speechless, Kirito discovered that Asuna actually had a hidden belly black attribute, but it didn't matter if she didn't hack herself.

Well, it seems that Asuna's relationship with Celestial Illusion is better than I thought......

From the quarrel between Luo Tianhuan and Asuna, Kirito came to this conclusion, after all, in his memory, from the time he really knew each other, the relationship between Asuna and Luo Tianhuan was not very good.

It's just that I don't know why.,Kiritto feels like his head is turning a little green.,Is it an illusion?

"Daddy, your head seems to be turning green." Yui said at this time.

Kirito's expression was straight, and he said righteously: "That's your delusion!" ”

If you want to live a decent life, you need to have a little green on your head.

I don't know why, Kirito inexplicably came up with this sentence in his heart......