"Change clothes, this is five taels of silver, do you want to send it to the steward tomorrow morning?" turned off the computer, and Xiao Tao came in with five taels of silver in her eyes to confirm.

Lan Xi remembered the Queen Mother's initiative to advocate frugal spending, touched her empty stomach, and shook her head frustratedly: "Forget it, the palace is about to carry out thrift activities, and the first thing to bear the brunt must be those of us who are accused of eating idle meals, I am afraid that the treatment will be worse in the future, maybe the monthly silver will also be reduced, or save it, I can still hold it for the time being!" ”

It is understandable that the Queen Mother and her old man are unwilling to be lonely and come out to engage in charity activities, but if the people want to be full, the women in the palace who have fallen out of favor should be hungry?

There is nothing wrong with reducing expenses for disaster relief, but why not deal with the unhealthy trends in the palace first? If you can guarantee that five taels of ten taels of meals per month will go to her stomach, you will have no regrets about donating the other five taels!

The next day, because there was no silver, the meal was exactly the same as the previous days, and before dinner, Lan Xi was already so hungry that his chest was against his backbone, pitiful, he was an orphan in his previous life, and he had never suffered this kind of sin, a vicious feudal society! Why doesn't the social system develop with material civilization?

The time of waiting for dinner is so long, Lan Xi is extremely upset in the house, she doesn't have the heart to watch TV and surf the Internet, thinking of that small pond, she feels that it is better to ask Huo Panpan to go out for a walk, she must be hungry and uncomfortable, the two of them can divert their minds by talking, and forget about the unbearable hunger for a while.

sent a text message to Huo Panpan: Instead of being hungry, I can't help but envy the fish! Meet at the poolside, is it good to talk about hunger?

Huo Panpan quickly replied: Okay! But in order not to be accused by the villain of making a small gang, I will go first, I will go later, pretending to meet by accident!

Lan Xi smiled softly, she was not only smart and careful, but also very cute, so she took Xiao Tao out for a walk.

Although the view of the courtyard is not very good, there are still many people wandering around, but no one cares about their master and servant, which is actually what she wants. Slowly approached the edge of the pool, so frightened that Xiao Tao tightly held her and didn't let her go, for fear of accidentally falling down again.

Lan Xi remembered that he had excellent water quality in his previous life, and he would never fall into the water and almost hang up like the little palace maid Lan Xi, in order not to arouse Xiao Tao's suspicions, it was better to make it clear to her.

"Don't worry, Xiao Tao, I haven't told you yet, when I was a child, there was a small river in front of my house, my father and mother were very busy and didn't restrain me, I have been practicing water since I was a child. In the past few days, I have regained some memories, and I remember that the last time I fell into the water was because I suddenly fainted, in fact, with my water nature, how can this little pond be a problem? ”

Xiao Tao still believes that she is begging hard to stop her, but she is not allowed to get close to the water.

"In front of the public, what kind of system do you master and servant pull and pull?

Xiao Tao was startled, it turned out that Huo Panpan was standing behind them with a palace maid.

"Hehe, hello Sister Huo, Xiao Tao is worried that I will accidentally fall like last time. No matter what, she's also kind, why don't we just walk around? ”

Huo Panpan nodded, the two of them pretended to meet and stood by the water, but they were silent, there was only one common feeling, that is, hunger, look at the watch, there is still an hour before dinner, how can you stand it? The most unbearable thing is that I can't eat enough when dinner comes.

"Fish! Look, sister, there are so many fish in the pool! Lan Xi pointed to the fat and big koi in the pond in surprise and said in surprise.

Huo Panpan asked puzzledly: "Wherever there is water in the palace, there are koi fish to take the meaning of auspiciousness, don't you know?" ”

Lan Xi turned a deaf ear, staring at the fat fish in the pond and was silent, there are so many fish, you can catch a few of them if you go down to swim around, and your stomach is so hungry that it is uncomfortable, as if koi fish can also be roasted and eaten.

The more she thought about it, the more hungry she became, and approached Huo Panpan and said, "Sister, I think of a sentence, 'It's better to retreat and close the net than to envy the fish in the abyss', there is a microwave oven in my sister's house, why don't we grill the fish at night and eat?" ”

Huo Panpan looked at Lan Xi in surprise: "Grilled fish? This koi is known as the mascot in the palace, the Queen Mother strictly prohibits anyone from fishing and fishing, and the offender is severely punished, what if someone finds out? ”

As he was talking, his stomach screamed uncontrollably, Huo Panpan's face turned red and was silent, Lan Xi pretended not to hear, and said in his ear: "My sister has a good water quality since she was a child, jump down and make sure to catch a few of them, don't worry, I'll be careful not to let people find out." ”

"Is this appropriate?" The hungry Huo Panpan was still tempted.

Lan Xi grinned: "What's wrong with this?" The grilled fish is delicious, one fish is better than a hundred dishes for my sister, and the gods can eat it, and my sister doesn't want to taste it? ”

Huo Panpan was silent, Lan Xi clearly saw her swallowing saliva, and continued to persuade her: "I won't tell you, I'm so hungry that I can't hold on, my sister didn't read the news posted on the Internet?" The Queen Mother is going to advocate thrift and thrift in the harem, and then she will have to deduct the monthly silver and meal expenses, and if you don't think about it, can we still live? ”

Huo Panpan finally suppressed his saliva and nodded solemnly, Lan Xi was right, the taste of hunger was too uncomfortable, and the grilled fish was too attractive: "But how do you catch the fish?" And no seasoning? At the very least, there must be salt, right? ”

Lan Xi, who was struggling with hunger, made up her mind to eat fish, and no one could stop her determination: "Don't worry, just borrow my sister's microwave oven, I'll go down to catch the fish at night, and I'll find a way to catch the salt, no matter how complicated the seasoning is, sister, don't be too tasteful!" ”

After speaking, he turned to Xiao Tao: "I still have a pair of piles of yarn palace flowers in my makeup box, take them to the cook, exchange them for a bag of salt, and borrow a knife to use." ”

Xiao Tao was frightened by the idea that Lanxi was going to steal fish, and quickly shook her head: "Don't change your clothes, if you are caught, you will be killed!" ”

The stomach rumbled again, and Lan Xi, who was ashamed first and then angry, said angrily: "Kill the head, kill the head, don't you see that your master is about to starve to death?" Horizontal and vertical is death, eat first and then speak! ”

"But the palace flower is the style worn by the master, no one dares to wear it for the slave, and the cook won't want it."

Lan Xi was indignant, except that this pair of palace flowers was more exquisite, she really had nothing, did she have to spend money again? Remembering that a bag of salt was only one yuan in the previous life, how much do they want to extort if they are insatiable?

Seeing that Lan Xi's face was not good, Xiao Tao's heart softened: "Why don't you give her that bottle of body lotion?" The cook always said that her skin was old from the smoke, and she was most in her favor to send this. The master is naturally beautiful, he doesn't need this, and the weather is getting hotter, so he should be able to get sunscreen in a few days! ”

Lan Xi nodded, and that could only be the case.

The moon was dark and the wind was high, barely ate a few bites of dinner that was difficult to swallow, Lan Xi was even more hungry and couldn't stand it, absentmindedly listened to the group lecture, and quietly came to the edge of the pool in pajamas, the pool was so dirty, the pajamas were dirty and cleaned, and Xiao Tao followed behind with a paper basket and a knife.

The minions did not want to come out during the day, and at night the courtyard was even more deserted, and the master and servant came to the other side of the pond that was inaccessible.

Lan Xi borrowed the street lamp to see groups of red koi fish in the waves, thinking that they would soon be served on the table fragrantly, his stomach couldn't help but growl a few times, and he couldn't help but jump down.

Xiao Tao grabbed her: "Change clothes, don't forget it!" What should I do if I don't eat the grilled fish and starve to death, and I jump down and drown? ”

Lan Xi was angry and glared at her fiercely: "At the moment of food, don't you thank me, the master, for personally going into the water to catch fish, and cursing me to drown?" Truth be told, I'd rather drown than starve! Why don't you go down? ”

Poor Xiao Tao had to be silent when she met her master, who was not afraid of death and was unreasonable, and watched Lan Xi plop and jump into the water.

Although the weather is getting hotter and the water is still soaking cold, hunger has made Lan Xi care about nothing.

The fish in the pond are only fed and not caught, they are really too much and fat, Lanxi caught and threw them on the shore, and after a while, Xiao Tao picked up five or six, and the paper basket was full, and he couldn't help but whisper: "Change clothes, it's almost, the water is too cold, you better come up quickly, if you really drown, the fish will be eaten up by others!" ”

Lan Xi reluctantly went ashore, his hair and clothes were all wet, and the water was dragging to the ground, and there was still some green stuff hanging on his head, which looked like algae, and there was a fishy smell all over his body, and the cool breeze on the May night made Lan Xi sneeze a few times.

Looking at the fat fish still bouncing in the paper basket, it seems that he who just sat in the Chengen sedan chair that night, is waiting for the clean pot to be put on the plate. Thinking of the handsome guy Emperor Wang's dragging, Lan Xi swore fiercely that one day he would make him into a fragrant grilled fish and eat it!

couldn't help swallowing saliva, with the pleasure of being a fish in the past and a knife today, he proudly said to Xiao Tao: "The fish has been caught, I will go to the shower and change clothes now, you hurry up and clean up the fish and bring it to the pickled house in Huo's house, wait for me to come and roast, the traces must be cleaned up, the action must be careful and sharp, if you are caught, you will run, you really can't run away, you will say that you picked it up, do you hear?" I can't admit that I caught it! ”

Then he left the little peach who was holding a kitchen knife and carrying a fish basket with a complaining face, and went back to the house to wash and change clothes from head to toe.

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