Du Zhenyang! I hate you for being a piece of wood!

The voice in Tu Qi's heart is rare for the united front, yelling thousands of times a day.

He also ate the first meal in his life, and the "love token" was also "exchanged", although he didn't sleep in the same bed, he also lived under the same roof, watched literary and artistic love movies together, watched popcorn and cola movies, ate together, exercised together, and even looked at each other with a pink atmosphere "looking at each other and laughing".

But Du Zhenyang just didn't move.

Tu Qi didn't think about the orientation at all, he intuitively felt that the two were calling.

About the first meal Tu Qi cooked. Both the process and the result were as tragic as Tu Qi imagined. There was water and oil on the floor of the kitchen, and it was trampled back and forth and finally trampled into pulp; Ingredients crumbling out of pots stuck to the walls; The porcelain tiles in the trash can make a set of daily tableware for a family of three; The right hand of the stir-fry was cut off the little finger when cutting the vegetables, and the wound was not deep but a piece of meat was cut off raw; The back of his left hand was blistered with splashing oil.

In short, the last three dishes and one soup could not be eaten, and Saturday's dinner was white rice from the rice cooker and a bunch of bottles and cans that Tu Qi had prepared. The old godmother, mustard, food, everything.

On this day, as soon as Tu Qi's first month's internship salary arrived, Tu's father sent a text message, so Tu Qi drew out a sum of money before he could cover his salary.

When waiting for the elevator, the bracelet Didi prompted that there was news that Du Zhenyang asked him to buy some vegetables in the supermarket on the way back from work and eat quick-frozen dumplings at night. Tu Qi turned around and prepared to buy some lettuce, Du Zhenyang likes to eat it.

A woman dressed in a modified cheongsam walked into the apartment with light makeup painted on her face. It's not that he wants to stare at other people's girls, it's that he knows this person.

"Ji Fanxi?"

"Tu Qi!" The girl recognized him, too.

To put it simply, the two are junior high school classmates; To put it in depth, the two were best friends and sisters when they were in junior high school. Like most people, there was occasional contact in high school, and then there was no contact again.

Two of the sharp nerve endings in Tu Qi's mind suddenly caught up with each other, and he said, "You won't live in 202, will you?" ”

Ji Fanxi nodded excitedly. The identity of the black cloak was revealed.

I haven't seen each other for a long time, and just a few minutes is not enough for the two to chat, so Ji Fanxi and Tu Qi went to buy lettuce together.

"So you started out as an apprentice to study the occult and then pay someone else for divination online?"

"Yes. For a while, I would repeat the process of divination for someone today in my dreams every day, and at the end of the dream, I came to the conclusion that the divination about the object of love was 100% accurate. And so it turned out. ”

"Is it really that accurate?" Tu Qi is also a little obsessed with the idea of team operation.

"Really, really 100 percent, I've made close to a thousand orders, and none of them went wrong."

Tu Qi looked at Ji Fanxi's face that had not changed, but it was obviously better looking than before, and he believed it.

"I also called the appointment number on your door some time ago to make an appointment to do a divination. Then I was told to wait five months. ”

Ji Fanxi rubbed his hands, took out two bottles of imported yogurt from the freezer and put them in the trolley, sighed and said, "Actually, they want me to quit my job and do full-time divination, so that I won't have to wait in line for a long time." But I don't really want that. ”

"Them?"

"As far as my college roommate's home and operation are concerned, she found out about my situation and organized a few people for me and signed a contract."

Sure enough, Tu Qi thought to himself that there was a reason for his sudden popularity.

He said: "If you don't want to quit, don't quit, is the salary good for being a guzheng teacher?" ”

"It's not as expensive as doing this."

"Anyway, if you don't want to quit, don't quit, after all, divination is your side business."

"Actually, people think it's unprofessional because divination is a side hustle."

Tu Qi suddenly said something with a sense of age: "Speak by quality!" ”

The two laughed knowingly, and the blanks of these years were filled in the process of buying lettuce.

When the elevator reached the second floor, Ji Fanxi gave Tu Qi a bottle of yogurt, and then slipped away.

Back at 701, Du Zhenyang was in his room when he heard movement and walked out. Tu Qi handed him a bottle of yogurt, Du Zhenyang took it, and said, "Only one bottle?" ”

"Someone else gave it." As he spoke, Tu Qi walked into the kitchen with the dishes, ready to wash them out.

"Then let's split the drink." Du Zhenyang said behind him.

With his back to Du Zhenyang, Tu Qi's mouth was grinning to the root of his ears.

On Saturday, intern Tu Qi rested. On Saturday morning, Ji Fanxi, who was busy with his main business and sideline business, rested.

So the two made an appointment at nine o'clock in the morning on Saturday to divinate Tu Qi's love object.

"Do you want to prepare anything?" On Friday, Tu Qi sent a message to ask Ji Fanxi.

"Prepare the name of the person to be divined, the birthday is fine."

Tu Qi turned his head to look at Du Zhenyang, who was sitting on another sofa reading a book, and said, "When is your birthday?" ”

“11.21”

Tu Qi nodded, and thought about it while keeping it in mind, as if Scorpio and Cancer were quite compatible.

He didn't pay attention to Du Zhenyang's thoughtful eyes.

......

"Write your name."

Tu Qi obediently wrote the three words "Du Zhenyang" on a piece of inky blue paper.

"What's your birthday?"

“11.21”

"What year?"

Tu Qi thought for a while and said, "It should be ninety-five years." Does this inaccuracy affect the results? ”

Ji Fanxi: "It will have an impact." So is it 1995.11.21? ”

"Let's do this first, it should be right."

Ji Fanxi nodded. And he said, "Are there any other people around you who have the same name and surname as him, and who were born in the same year and month?" ”

"Nope."

After collecting the information, the divination begins. The process is simple and fast, and there is no such thing as spells and magic in Tu Qi's imagination.

It's just a lot of cards, maybe tarot cards, he drew a few according to Ji Fanxi's request while thinking about Du Zhenyang.

Ji Fanxi finished analyzing the cards and looked at Tu Qi.

Tu Qi immediately saw the result in her eyes. Du Zhenyang is not.

Tu Qi accepted this result but his mood was very complicated, he also knew that not everyone had such good luck, he could pick up a handsome guy and share a house with himself, among those who had such luck, only one or two could meet someone who really walked for a lifetime. If Ji Fanxi really has the ability to enter the soul one hundred percent, then he Tu Qi does not belong to these few people.

Before returning to 701, he was still wondering if he had misremembered and miscalculated, maybe Du Zhenyang was not from 95 years.

It wasn't until noon that Du Zhenyang came out of the room and was obviously surprised to see Tu Qi sitting in the living room.

"You woke up so early."

Tu Qi looked at Du Zhenyang, who looked calm even if he had just gotten up, and his heart was even more itchy.

"What year were you born?"

Du Zhenyang was stunned for a moment and said, "Nine ...... Ninety-five years. ”

Tu Qi's heart jumped and said, "Really? ”

"Really, what's so fake about this."

Tu Qi stared at Du Zhenyang silently, and after a few seconds, he tried to use his most charming expression to turn his head slightly to the right, ensuring that Du Zhenyang saw more of his left face. He said:

"Do you want to be in a relationship?"

"Huh?"

When Tu Qi said this, his legs and stomach trembled wildly, and if he hadn't sat on a chair, he probably wouldn't have been able to stand steadily. The heartbeat also raced wildly. He also imagined that he could calmly make a glass of milk for Du Zhenyang before continuing the topic, but he really couldn't stand up.

After a while, Du Zhenyang reacted and said, "It's okay." He looked at Tu Qi's shifting gaze and pursed his lips, and he felt that he understood. Then he said, "I think so." ”

Hearing his change of words, the stiff body of the boy sitting opposite seemed to relax a little, and he stiffened again, and said, "Then you, do you want to fall in love with me?" ”

Du Zhenyang smiled, smiled and hung Tu Qi on the sofa, went to the kitchen, and made a glass of milk.

Tu Qi looked at his smile that was different from usual, although he didn't get an answer, but it was estimated that there was a play.

Du Zhenyang returned to the living room with the milk and put down the milk cup. The smile on his face was the kind of smile that was different from the usual one just now, gentle and pleasant, without the slightest disdain and ridicule.

"Do you want to ask again?"

"Du Zhenyang, do you want to fall in love with me?"

"I think we can have a relationship."

Hearing Du Zhenyang's answer, Tu Qi grinned, rubbed next to Du Zhenyang, and said, "Call me 'brother', I think your decision to call me 'brother' is too right." ”

Du Zhenyang sighed in his heart and scolded Su Qi at the same time, and shouted obediently to Tu Qi: "Brother." ”

"Huh!" Tu Qi looked at Du Zhenyang, although according to his assumption, Du Zhenyang would indeed agree. When it really came to this moment, I still couldn't calm down at all.

"Do you have any arrangements for the afternoon?" Tu Qi couldn't wait to go out with Du Zhenyang, who had a new relationship.

Du Zhenyang held the milk, looked at Tu Qi with super high acting skills, and looked at him with a regretful expression that I was very happy but I had to do something else and couldn't accompany you with you. He said, "I have something to go out, and I have already made an appointment." ”

"Does it have anything to do with Su Si?"

Du Zhenyang nodded.

Seeing that Du Zhenyang had no plans to elaborate, Tu Qi didn't ask, either he wasn't curious, or it was a bit bad to ask just after falling in love. He planned to ask again in a few days.

In the afternoon, Du Zhenyang went out and said that he would come back to finish dinner and asked Tu Qi to wait for him.

Tu Bu, who was immersed in the joy of falling in love with the person he wanted to fall in love with, Tu Chick, Tu Little Virgin, laughed out loud when he watched the bitter Thai drama.

......

In a café in Yuecheng far away from Chunzhi's apartment, Du Zhenyang sat calmly and flipped through the books. When I looked up, I saw a man in a long coat and trousers with a sun hat with a wide brim coming in.

Sitting opposite Du Zhenyang, she picked up the water cup and took a few sips, put down the cup, looked around to make sure that no one was following her.

"How did you do the same thing as a spy joint." Du Zhenyang stretched out his hand to summon the waiter and refilled the cold water in front of Su Sisi for her.

Su Sisi calmed his breath and said, "I feel like Xia Xia knows something, I always feel that someone is following me these days." ”

"That's just right, you go back." Du Zhenyang didn't say it seriously at all, he just went through the process according to the process.

"If I don't go back, what should I do if I leave Xia Xia." Su Sisi also replied according to the process.

Du Zhenyang shook his head, just about to tell her about Tu Qi. A formally dressed man walked over to the table next to him. Greet them in English.

Du Zhenyang understood, saw Su Xi's dazed look, and said in Chinese: "Do you have anything?" ”

The man was surprised when he heard Du Zhenyang speak with an authentic northern accent, and said, "I thought you were foreigners." ”

The two did not answer, and the man continued: "That's right, I studied and studied various Chinese languages, and I am very interested in various small languages, but I have never heard of the language you just had, so I want to ask which Chinese language it is." ”

Du Zhenyang replied: "It's not a small language, it's a dialect, a Yi dialect." It can also be called Yi language. ”

The man was visibly disappointed, but politely thanked him and left the café.

Su Sisi looked at Du Zhenyang with a "yes" look, and the latter also felt that he had handled it very well, and took a sip of coffee elegantly.

Du Zhenyang: "There is also an Earth language converter on the spaceship I came over, do you want it?" ”

Su Sisi thought for a while and said, "If I'm not mistaken, it's implanted from the back of the neck, and it's hard to touch it for a month." ”

Du Zhenyang nodded.

Su Sisi decisively refused, saying: "Xia Xia likes to touch the back of my neck the most, he will touch it." That's fine now. ”

Du Zhenyang: "The love brain is hopeless." ”