842 Deliberately Recorded Black History
"Hey~ What are you doing, our rhythm has been disrupted by you!" Standing in place, looking at Guan Ming, Mu Xiaoxiao complained.
Rhythm? One leg with two pits? A lewd woman with two balloon men?
Picking up Guan Mengxi, Guan Ming looked Mu Xiaoxiao up and down after approaching, and then gave a squint and said, "If you don't say the word 'rhythm', I really think you don't have rhythm." ”
"No, Dad, we're videotaping." Although he was picked up, Guan Mengxi still worked hard to maintain the movement of his hands, and the two fleshy little hands were still pressed on his head and did not let go, which looked very interesting.
"Video? Is this going to be posted online? Guan Ming glanced left and right, and found that there were several more cameras in the living room, and from the perspective of location, it was guaranteed to record all the actions of the mother just now.
If this is posted on the Internet, not to mention the two twins, at least Mu Xiaoxiao's previous personality will definitely collapse.
"Mom said to keep it for preservation, and I'll look at it when my sister and I get older, but I always think it's black history!" Sighing, Guan Mengyu said with a worried face.
Seeing Xiao Budian so worried, Guan Ming almost laughed!
"Well, your mother's idea is very good, and as your father, I agree with it!" Grinning, Guan Ming bent down and put down Guan Mengxi, who was sinking half a bag of rice, and stroked Guan Mengyu's head by the way.
My dear second daughter, you must always remember that no matter what your past, present and future achievements and identities are, your father will always be your father!
Hearing the meaning of Guan Ming's words, Guan Mengyu snorted, and then ran to the coffee table to drink water.
"yes, yes, Xiaoyu was reluctant at first, but Xiaoxi and I both thought this idea was great!" Hearing Guan Ming say this, Mu Xiaoxiao pinched his waist triumphantly.
From Guan Ming's point of view, this is another method of interpretation that gathers people's hearts.
As for Guan Mengxi, that little bit should be in the fun, and the black history is gone.
"Which of you came up with this dance?" Guan Ming glanced at the TV and found that it should be a yellow man from Thailand or Myanmar, looking obscene, wearing a fancy shirt and tight little red pants, shrunk and dancing obscenely.
It looks like it should be a MV for a certain song, but unfortunately the soundtrack is Mu Xiaoxiao's version of "Ji".
"Of course I thought of such a good idea, and then I got the strong support of Xiaoxi!" Bend down, pick up a tube at your feet, and then follow to the sofa to sit and rest.
"Just have fun." Guan Ming will definitely not agree or disagree, and even low-key does not make any remarks on Mu Xiaoxiao's English speaking.
Guan Ming just hopes that he won't get into it at this time, where will he object to this girl.
"Haha, I also feel so happy, but I don't have your share this time~" Mu Xiaoxiao said happily, picked up the rain near the coffee table and held it in his arms.
"It's not your share~" grimaced at Guan Ming, and then slapped his head into Mu Xiaoxiao's big chest with a smile, making Mu Xiaoxiao's eyelids jump in pain.
Looking at this shock wave, Guan Ming was also very distressed.
Mu Xiaoxiao is wearing a sporty black I-tank top today, and the hem is just stuck on the lower circumference, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is an underwear worn outside.
The slender waist does not see the vest line, but it is still flat, and the fair skin looks brighter and more delicate under the light.
is tied with a bun head, but because Mu Xiaoxiao's hair belongs to the thick black type, Guan Ming looks like he is wearing a pickle pimple dyed black no matter how he looks.
Overall, the tight little red pants are a bit awkward.
"It's okay, I'll just be a spectator." Guan Ming replied very firmly.
"Dad will be a judge in a while, let's work hard!" Flipping the twins in her arms, Mu Xiaoxiao said in a long voice.
“…… Can you stop looking at me when you say Dad, I'm a little awkward......" Guan Ming was a little helpless.
Because every time she is like this, Guan Ming feels that this is the other party's malicious ridicule and teasing.
Ghost father or something, I haven't just seen it! I've never even heard of it!
"And what do I call you when I look at you?" At this time, Guan Mengxi took a stubble and looked at Guan Ming with a look of curiosity.
"Go and go, go down and exercise with my sister, and behave well in a while!" Guan Ming rolled his eyes and blasted Guan Mengxi away.
Guan Mengyu was implicated, and was forcibly pulled to the ground by the young lady, and at the end, he glanced at his own mother very resentfully.
It's a pity that Guan Mengyu's mother stomped her feet with laughter, and her two feet were back and forth, very happy.
"Hahaha, what are you going to call you?" Mu Xiaoxiao's scholar Guan Mengxi's words, but his accent was a little crayon.
"Your laugh is too low." Guan Ming was so ridiculed that he was itching at all, grabbing her little fat face and rubbing it back and forth, rubbing it vigorously like a dog's face.
"It hurts, it hurts~ I was wrong, I don't dare anymore!" Stuck Guan Ming's wrist, Mu Xiaoxiao begged.
"What about our parents? They're not at home? Guan Ming let go, and then put his hand on the fall point of the Guan Mengxi version of the rocket head hammer inherited from Mu Xiaoxiao just now, and tried to see if he had smashed the milk source of his future son.
It's a pity that it only felt for two seconds, and it was slapped away by Mu Xiaoxiao with a red face.
"They went out to make incense and make vows, and they were not at home all day today." After Mu Xiaoxiao glanced at the twins who were twisting into balloons, she turned around and secretly straightened her small vest.
"Wish? All four of them are out? Guan Ming subconsciously looked out the window, and the drizzle still didn't stop.
Guan Ming's family did not come to Zhongnanhai to live because they were imprisoned, they were hiding from the rainy season in Shanghai, and secondly, Zhongnanhai was safe enough, perhaps there were other reasons for such an arrangement, but for the housekeeper, it was nothing more.
Guan Ming is accustomed to being home, Mu Xiaoxiao is used to playing his own, and the twins' current game place is limited to a residential radius of 500 meters.
As for the four old men, there are a lot of times they have been out of Zhongnanhai, at least there are nearly ten times when Guan Ming has an impression, anyway, there are people who follow them when they go in and out, and they need to come back and prepare.
"Yes, the four of them went to the Lama Temple on July 1st to make incense, saying that it was a Buddhist festival, and then today they organized a group to go to the Lama Temple to make incense and said that it was a vow, anyway, I don't understand, I just know that they won't come back for dinner today." Mu Xiaoxiao's body was crooked, lying down on Guan Ming's lap, with his feet crossed, very leisurely.
The old people are at home, and Mu Xiaoxiao still needs to pay attention to his appearance, but if the old people are not at home, Mu Xiaoxiao will become the king of children, and he can play as he wants.
Otherwise, if Mu Xiaoxiao usually dances such a lewd dance at home, it is estimated that for the sake of her future grandson, Mu's mother can change the tickle to a thicker broom for her twice.
"You haven't been out since you've been here, have you?" Looking down at Mu Xiaoxiao, who was playing with his fingers, Guan Ming asked.
"You're stupid~ I'm pregnant, why do you want to go out for a walk~" Looking at Guan Ming with the eyes of an idiot, Mu Xiaoxiao skinned again.
“…… yes, I'm stupid, wouldn't it be nice to just take you out for a walk! Guan Ming fought back with the eyes of the mentally retarded!