Chapter 1 Dog blood oolongs are everywhere

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"Bang β€”β€”!"

The dull sound of gunfire was a little loud and shrill in the silent early morning, and it instantly woke up this remote city.

I couldn't figure out what was going on until I lay down on the cold ground.

I'm a qualified and standard boutique otaku.,Have all the advantages and characteristics of an otaku.,I don't like to dress up.,Every day I just sit in front of the computer with a plain face to read novels and play games.,A sitting is a day.,In addition to eating, drinking, Lazar and sleeping.,The buttocks basically never move the place.。

In my opinion, a good life should be so comfortable, but unfortunately, along with the comfort comes the deformation of the body, in just a few months, I have developed from a ninety pound of white bones, horizontally developed into a 120 pounds of body weakness and fat girl, the ass is getting flatter and bigger, in order to prevent me from becoming the legendary thirty-year-old can not marry the leftover girl, my mother finally went crazy, at six o'clock in the morning directly picked me up from the bed, kicked out of the house, leaving a roar, "Run to buy groceries~!" ”

With a big yawn, I rubbed my confused eyes, stunned for a few seconds before I reacted, turned around slowly, and walked away leisurely, but the speed of running was slower than a child learning to walk.

The morning in the community is very quiet, occasionally a few morning exercises or dog walks by, will smile and greet me, I naturally respond one by one, but whether they really know each other is only God knows.

Turning a street corner, there were no people on the straight avenue, let alone cars, and I unconsciously began to habitually swim againβ€”

I can go online today to watch a certain TV series .......,I don't know if there's an update ...... a certain novel.,A game can rush to level 60 with a little more effort.,...... I didn't pay attention to the road ahead at all, planning today's itinerary.。

"Bang-" At the new corner of the street, I collided with an unlucky passer-by, who was a tall adult man, so I fell to the ground with an unstable center of gravity.

"Ouch~" Looking down at the palm that was scratched and bleeding, I raised my head with a pout, speechless looking at the back that was resolutely gone, and couldn't help but scorn in my heart: It's really ungraceful, forget it if you don't apologize, you won't even want to help, hiss~, curse you to marry a Hedong lion evil lady for a lifetime.

Stand up and gently pat the dust off the sweatpants, this is what my mother specially bought in order to save our homework, Li Ning, a famous brand.

"Bang β€”β€”!"

Just as I was about to turn the corner and continue running, there was a sudden sound not far away, both familiar and unfamiliar, followed by the screams of passers-by, I felt that my brain seemed to be a little sluggish, although I had not yet figured out the situation, but the dull pain in my chest was clear and crazy, and at the same time, mixed with the warm sticky feeling, I looked down blankly, my eyes widened in disbelief, and the clear reflection of the red spreading on the snow-white tracksuit.

The strength of my whole body seemed to be drained in an instant, I fell weakly, tried my best to open my eyes wide, but my vision was slowly blurred, life was passing, I could even feel the warm blood overflowing under my body was silently invading, soon soaking through my clothes, ironing my skin, but it highlighted the low coldness of my body temperature.

There was a faint and chaotic footsteps in the distance, and there was finally a face in the sight of only the blue sky and white clouds, the face of a very handsome and young man, with straight eyebrows, deep eyes, cool lips, and a towering nose, but unfortunately, at this moment his handsome eyebrows were slightly frowned, looking down at me who was beginning to lose sight, he seemed to be very depressed, "Damn, I killed the wrong person...... old six, send her to the hospital, damn, if you can't kill that bastard, Lao Tzu won't have to mix on the road in the future." ”

"Yes, Phineas." A rough voice echoed loudly.

As a qualified senior otaku, I was inevitably contaminated with some rotten girl plots, and when I saw the young handsome guy in front of me, the first word that came to my mind was: The queen is subject to or arrogant?

Seeing that Shoujun wanted to leave directly, I didn't know where I got the strength, so I suddenly reached out and grabbed the corner of the other party's clothes, and then in the surprised gaze of the handsome guy, my lips trembled and burst into a foul mouth, "Damn~, dare to ...... Mistake...... Kill...... I, the ...... You...... Chrysanthemum...... Flowers~"

Until I was transported to the ambulance by the doctor, I still remember the embarrassment of the handsome guy who was like a thunderbolt.

Fortunately, I bought accident insurance before, and at least left some pension money for my father and mother, otherwise, I must have emptied his passbook before bursting his chrysanthemum.

In the inexplicable emotion, I closed my eyes peacefully, hung up calmly on the ......, and woke up again, the world changed greatly.

As soon as I opened my eyes, I was stunned for a few seconds, and the brain of the crash finally restarted successfully, the pain of being pierced by bullets in my chest had completely disappeared, but I felt a hot pain in my arms and calves, and my vision was very clear, and there was no blur at all because of being in front of the computer for a long time, I felt that I had never enjoyed such a clear vision, it was better than wearing glasses, and I could ......even see the leaves on the canopy of trees nearly ten meters apart, yes?? Crown??

Just as I wanted to sit up and study the inexplicable canopy, I suddenly felt a chill in my neck, and a broad-bladed sword was clinging to my carotid artery.

Swallowing with difficulty, I suppressed the fear of the unfamiliar environment and crisis in my heart, and slowly turned back, only to see a pair of human legs covered in mud and weeds, looking up along the legs, dirty linen clothes, strong figures, and ...... A gruff but hideous face.

Stunned, my mouth open, completely bewildered by the situation in front of me.

The man seemed surprised, and a hint of surprise flashed in his distorted expression, but it was replaced by the hatred that followed, "......~!@#$%^&*β€»#&@......" [A certain girl cameo translation: Don't look at me with such eyes, do you think you are innocent, your father, mother, grandfather, they are all demons, you have demonic blood, you all deserve to die, damn ......, enjoy a luxurious life with all your heart, ignoring our hardships and hardships ......, their debts want you to pay, you think you can escape, It would have been fine if you had died in the forest just now, and since you didn't die, let me take revenge with peace of mind. 】

I blinked my eyes blankly, I couldn't understand what the man in front of me was saying, but I didn't expect him to swing his sword directly at me as soon as his voice fell, although I didn't understand what kind of pain was hidden under his mad hatred, but I was not a fool after all, and I wouldn't be stupid enough to let him be hacked to death.

Rolling on the ground with both hands, I "stabbed ~" and got up and turned around and ran, not paying attention to the direction in a panic, anyway, first avoid this crazy man who bullied the little kid.

That's right, it's a little kid!

I only now found that my hands and feet were simply terrifyingly short, and it was estimated that they would not be more than five or six years old, and the little paws were pink and snow-white, and the arms and calves were as plump and round as lotus roots.

However, what I care about is ......, and I guess we don't have to worry about being called a "leftover girl" for a long time in the future.

This is a very wide forest, dense trees, staggered and crowded so that you can't see the distance at all, and the big trees are all towering and towering, the tree poles are so thick that it is estimated that ten people can't hug each other, the canopy is dense and deep, covering the sky and the sun like an umbrella cover covering the whole earth, it is estimated that even tropical rainforests are difficult to find such tall and energetic trees, under the trees grow all kinds of shrubs and grasses, grass roots buried soft and rotten dead leaves, occasionally a few small flowers dotted.

Although my calves are short, the speed of escape is really not fast, but it is precisely because of my small size, I see the horizontal branches and bushes to drill into it, even if it is scratched by thorns and blood, it doesn't matter, the most important thing is that such a road causes a lot of trouble to the pursuers behind, although others are tall and big, not only have to endure the scratching and pulling of the thorns under their feet, but also have to pay attention to the blocking and impact of the thick branches above their heads.

At the moment, it seems that it is estimated that in ten minutes, he will not be able to catch me, but ......, what about ten minutes later??

I can't help but be a little anxious, if we are really caught, our new life can basically be declared BYEBYE.

The forest was very quiet, eerily quiet, not only could I not hear the birds, not even the insects and squirrels or anything like that, it was almost dead silent, only the sound of my breathing getting heavier and heavier, and the sound of footsteps and invectives getting closer and closer behind me.

Passing through a blood-colored thorn bush again, there seemed to be a very strange vibration in the distance, and I trembled my ears slightly, and after making sure that it was not because of my exhaustion and auditory hallucinations, I didn't say a word, and ran directly in the direction from which the sound came.

No matter what it is over there, even if it is a beast, it is better to be eaten than to be killed by the pursuers, at least while being buried under the sharp teeth of the beast, there are people behind you to accompany the burial, after all, something that can make such a big shock must not be small, and it is estimated that it is not enough to stuff people's teeth with my current figure.

I don't know how long I ran, even I couldn't help but applaud and cheer for my perseverance, the little radish leg was sore because of the overload exercise, suddenly, I tripped over something, I didn't pay attention, and fell straight forward, and it was precisely because of this standard dog gnawing mud action, I finally ran out of the dense woods, and the eyes were cheerful, and the inexplicable heat rushed down from the heights, intuition, I was sure that this was the breath of some kind of living being.

I simply turned around and half-lay on the ground, looking at the man who followed him out of the woods with a big smile on his silent cracked mouth, and sure enough, I saw him look up straight behind me, and the distorted expression on his face was no longer hatred, but horror and despair.

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