Chapter 309: Awkward Child
The second day of February is the day when the dragon on the yellow calendar raises its head, and the pale yellow clouds that shroud the sky look like a dragon with its head down, unable to lift its head.
The dragon raised its head and touched the tilt of the ecliptic, and the bad luck of heaven and earth could not be dissipated, and it suppressed the dragon in the sky!
The zodiac is tilted, and the dragon hangs its head!
Today is bound to be an extraordinary day!
"Uncle, the time has come, it's time for us to go!" As I stared at the clouds in the sky, a familiar voice suddenly sounded in my ears.
Hearing this sudden sound, I suddenly turned my head and looked to the side, only to see Steward Liu appear beside me at some point, and behind Steward Liu there was a sedan chair wrapped in red satin.
On the side of the sedan chair are four sedan chair men who are also dressed very festively, but the faces of these four sedan chairs are covered with thick white foundation, which looks very strange.
Why did the people from the Zhu family come so early?
Looking at Steward Liu, who suddenly appeared beside me, I was very surprised, and said puzzledly: "Steward Liu, didn't the wedding between me and Xunuo take place at night, why did you come so early?" ”
"Uncle, it's not early, there are still many ceremonies to go before the official wedding, you need to prepare in advance, Master Pi, please get on the sedan chair!" Steward Liu made a gesture of please to me again, asking me to get on the sedan chair.
"Wait at the door for a moment, wait for me to change my clothes!" After that, I returned to the Heavenly Doctor Shop.
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When I came in, Chang Lao Shi hadn't woken up yet, and I couldn't bear to wake him up, so I left a note on Chang Lao Shi's side, changed into the suit with "four-eyed blessing money" that Chang Lao Shi had prepared for me before, and walked out of the room.
Before entering the sedan chair, I deliberately brought the coffin dragon nails and some commonly used feng shui utensils with me, and then walked out of the house.
Steward Liu and they were standing under the gloomy sky, waiting for my arrival, and after seeing me walk out, Steward Liu beckoned the four sedan chair drivers behind him to carry the sedan chair to my side
"Uncle, get on the sedan chair!"
As soon as I walked out, Steward Liu respectfully made a gesture to me to please, I don't know if it was a psychological reason, or what the reason, I always felt that Steward Liu's posture was very weird, he seemed to want to bend over, but he couldn't bend down.
This man is eccentric!
However, Steward Liu has always been suspicious of me, and I am not afraid of him doing things, so I smiled lightly at Steward Liu and got into the sedan chair.
"Get up!"
With the sharp voice of Steward Liu, the sedan chair I was sitting on was lifted up as soon as it was "brushed", in other words, the sedan chair I was sitting on flew up directly, because when the four people who carried the sedan chair lifted me up, they did not walk normally, but jumped up directly.
Due to inertia, I almost jumped out of the sedan chair!
What is the situation!
I was in the sedan chair, I quickly grabbed the handle inside the sedan chair, and looked outside.
It's okay not to look at this, but I was startled when I saw it, the four people carrying the sedan chair outside, where are the people of the Zhu family, and they are clearly four zombies with straight bodies.
These four zombies carried a large sedan chair on their shoulders, jumping more than two meters high, and jumping out of the distance of two or three meters.
After they simply jumped three or two times, they took me out of the alley where the Heavenly Doctor's Shop was located, and I didn't even have a chance to ask Chang Lao Shi for help.
Hit the trick!
Seeing this, I realized that I had been tricked, this was not the team sent by the Zhu family to pick me up at all, but someone else!
I don't know who is plotting against me, but now the task is to find a way to escape from the sedan chair.
Thinking of this, I was about to get out of the window of the sedan chair, and suddenly several rows of iron fences fell from the windows on both sides of the sedan chair and the door of the sedan chair, trapping the whole sedan chair to death.
I stretched out my hand to break the iron fence, but as soon as my hand touched the fence, there was a sharp pain in my palm, and black smoke came out.
I hurriedly withdrew my hand and glanced at my palm, only to see that the palm I had just touched the iron fence instantly turned black, and the black gas was still spreading along my palm, spreading around!
It's corpse poison!
This black gas is also mixed with a faint rancid smell like salted fish, smelling this, I quickly took out a string of silver needles from the backpack behind me, and pierced into the acupuncture point in the center of the palm, and then I gently turned the silver needle twice, and the poisonous gas in the palm of my hand was discharged.
After tasting the poison of this corpse, I didn't dare to reach out and touch any part of the sedan chair, so I could only quickly think about countermeasures while looking at the situation outside the sedan chair.
As if they had planned a travel route, these zombies walked out of the alley, picked a place where no one was around, and after a while, they took me to the foot of a grave in the city that no one dared to come.
At the foot of the hill there is a row of dilapidated red brick houses, and due to disrepair, most of the green tiles on the red brick houses have collapsed.
What surprised me was that since the red brick house was also covered with red satin, it was strange and festive.
"There's a wedding here, too?" Looking at this long red brick and blue tile house, I was very surprised.
"Uncle is here!"
As I stared curiously at the red-brick house, a sound of joy came from the room, and then I saw six small men, who looked like they were only three or four children, running out of the room.
Although these six people look like only three or four years old, their faces are very mature, and some of them even have beards on their faces, which is a typical dwarfism.
Other than that, all six of them were dressed in tattered clothes, and each wore a large wide hat behind the tattered clothes. Their outfits made me feel very familiar, and I always felt that I had seen them somewhere, but I couldn't remember them for a while.
"Get up, get up!"
After the six people rushed to the sedan chair, they pushed the four zombies on the side of the sedan chair away, and then six faces stretched in from all directions of the sedan chair, I looked at the six strange faces, and asked with some fear: "Who are you, what do you want to do?" ”
"Uncle, don't be afraid......"
"Let me say, let me say ......"
"I'm coming, I'm coming!" The six of them were the first to talk to me, and in the end, it was the man with a beard on his face who pushed me away and said, "We are six little corpse boys, and we are here to take your uncle to the chapel where we rattle the bell to marry." ”