As soon as the rooster broke dawn, the east was exposed, and a few feet into the alley, a muffled sound suddenly came from a low black-tiled house, followed by a slightly shout, coming out of the dilapidated door panel.

"Grandma, grandma, don't beat it, it's something for rolling dough, I'm not dough, look at my delicate body, how can I stand it!" As soon as Tang Lu'er lowered her body, she drilled under the table, and then popped out from the opposite side, revealing her two eyes, salivating, and said to the angry Mrs. Tang on the other side.

"You still dare to talk to me, I have to beat you to death today, so I won't be angry with you in the future!" The wrinkles on Mrs. Donald's face were trembling, and the rolling pin that had just been emptied was raised high again, wondering where to go by, and teach this dead girl who didn't know what to do.

"Don't, don't, grandma, I still have to provide for you." Tang Lu'er grabbed the table with both hands and slowly stood up, with a flattering smile on her face. And while she was talking, she was already quietly watching and listening to all directions, planning to run out as long as she saw Mrs. Tang's movements. Otherwise, the rolling pin, which was three fingers thick and half an arm long, would have been slashed at her, good fellow, and I wouldn't dare to think about it a second time after tasting it once. And the heroic and invincible Mrs. Tang simply treats her as a King Kong gourd baby, and she is very willing to do her best, even if the meat on her ass is thick enough, she can't withstand that strength.

"You, you come over to me! Come here and stand well, and I'll beat you less than two times if I'm honest. Mrs. Tang couldn't see Tang Lu'er's thoughts, and she didn't want to be embarrassed by chasing this girl all over the alley, so she put down the rolling pin in her hand slightly, planning to make a small plan to confess and resist strictly.

"If you promise not to hit me, I'll go." Tang Lu'er immediately got an inch.

"You kicked me in the face! Come here! Mrs. Tang's majesty was challenged, and she suddenly drank loudly, and her voice was full of neutrality, and she couldn't tell that she was over sixty years old. Tang Lu'er's heart trembled, and she saw that the rolling pin that had just been put down suddenly lifted higher than before.

"Grandma, good grandma, you dissipate your anger first, I didn't do anything to kill people and set fires. Besides, I'm the birthday star today, and the birthday star is the biggest, so don't worry about this little thing with me. Tang Lu'er smiled, she still didn't dare to go over, although she wanted to run in her heart, but she didn't dare to really run, otherwise she would be beaten up when she came back.

"You still have the face to say that you have a birthday." Mrs. Tang was so angry that she knocked the rolling pin on the table a few times, "It's not that a three-year-old child is ignorant, you count how old you are now!" ”

"Isn't it just time, it's only fifteen, maybe it's less than fifteen." Tang Lu'er muttered secretly, because she is in the north, most of the women here are tall, so she is often scolded by Grandma Tang for being short in stature, so she takes advantage of her small size. Tang Lu'er thought about it and quietly added in her heart, in fact, we are not five short figures, we are petite and exquisite.

"Maybe it's less than fifteen, maybe you're seventeen!" Mrs. Tang crossed her waist and roared, Tang Lu'er held back, didn't raise her hand to wipe the saliva Xingzi sprayed on her face, only smiled.

Mrs. Tang continued breathlessly: "You said you, since last year, I have been trying to find you a mother-in-law, but you can't even embroider a purse, and you can't cut clothes." Not to mention farm work, there is no strength in the hand, the hoe can't resist, the boar and the sow won't be divided, and the green onion and leek won't be recognized. This butt is not big, and the face is not round enough, so as a result, it is picked from the street to the end of the street, and the turns of each family are disliked. In the end, there was finally someone who was stimulated to look down on you, and it turned out to be good, so while I was lying down for a few days, you dead girl actually ran to mess up the good things! ”

"Which is that I am disliked by people one by one, it's not that your old man dislikes people who are not worthy of your good granddaughter." Tang Lu'er muttered quietly, but when she saw that Mrs. Tang's face was even darker, she immediately changed the subject with a sneer, "Grandma, don't you be angry, I can also draw two hands, just like doing needlework, I don't steal chickens and dogs, we all earn money by our own labor, we are all useful people." ”

"You don't tell me about those useless things, let me ask you, what did you say to make this good family affair yellow!" Mrs. Tang looked at Tang Lu'er with a look of indifference, thinking about what she had planned for her in the past few years, she was even more angry, and knocked on the table again with the rolling pin in her hand and said, "If you don't make it clear to me today, see if I don't dismantle your bones!" ”

Tang Lu'er shrunk her neck, and then swallowed her saliva again, Mrs. Tang is hot, she can't wait for her to be gentle, her brain turned around, and she squinted her eyes and asked: "Could it be that the old woman of the Zhang family took advantage of my illness for a few days, and something happened to her, in fact, she reversed her word, and the result was on your head!" ”

"It's not ......" Tang Lu'er sneered and looked at Mrs. Tang with the courage to say, "I don't think it's appropriate, uh, I don't look down on the Zhang family's brother." ”

"Fart!" Mrs. Tang snorted, then twisted her waist, straddled her feet, stretched out her hand, and carried Tang Lu'er to her, and then held a rolling pin to see where to start first.

"Whoa......" Before he could fight, Tang Lu'er closed his eyes and opened his mouth to howl.

Mrs. Tang was not soft-hearted at all: "If you don't say it, if you don't say it, I'll beat you up first, and then go to Zhang's house to reason." Half a month ago, I decided on the family matter, I regret it, and I will send this family token back, I have to swallow this breath obediently, there is no way! Look at me if I don't turn his Zhang family upside down! ”

Seeing that Mrs. Tang was really here, Tang Lu'er screamed bitterly in her heart, so she had to open her eyes and carefully discuss: "Grandma, why don't you sit down first, and I'll talk to you about it." ”

Mrs. Tang immediately stood and stared at her for a long time, and as soon as she copied her hand, she pulled a chair next to her, and then sat down with her buttocks, and said, "Say." ”

Tang Lu'er pinched the sweat in her heart, swallowed her saliva, and then stood in front of her in a proper manner and said, "Actually, I just think ...... That grandma Zhang is too snobbish, and she wants so much dowry when she opens her mouth, isn't this obviously trying to hollow out our little family fund. Grandma, it's not easy for you to save all this money in your life, you can't spend it all on me, and besides, we are originally poor people's lives, so why bother to slap a swollen face and become fat. ”

Mrs. Tang glared at her for a while before scolding: "You are stupid, no matter how much it is, it is also a dowry for you, and you will not write it yourself." Besides, the old lady Zhang is older than me, and she is sick all day long, and she can't live for a few years, and their family is now such a lone seedling as Zhang Ming, there are no parents at the top, and there are no younger siblings at the bottom. And the old woman was so picky, and she saved a lot of coffin books, and when she left, she didn't leave it all to Zhang Ming, and it won't be yours by then. You said that you, who are so accountant on weekdays, how can you be confused! ”

"We can't marry in the past, just look forward to other people's grandmothers closing their eyes, and although Zhang Ming has no parents and siblings, he still has a few uncles, if he really has some family property, he can hold it so easily." Tang Lu'er sneered.

"What I teach you on weekdays is in vain!" Mrs. Tang glanced at her with hatred, "Who expects her to die, it's just a matter of time, you know in your heart that such a thing will not be done." Also, don't think I'm staring at her family's bottom line, that old woman can have a lot of money, hmph, even if it's a gold warehouse and a silver treasury, it can't get into my eyes. I take a fancy to his family's descendants, I don't know what to do, I can still see it wrong, that Zhang Ming is a down-to-earth boy, both willing to be motivated and conscientious, and has a good temperament, he is worthy of you, even if you will not be rich and expensive in this life, at least you can live comfortably. When Mrs. Tang said this, she waved her hand and made up her mind: "Okay, I'll go to Zhang's house in a while, and I won't quarrel with that old man, and I will always tell her that our family affairs are still as usual." ”

"Don't!" Tang Lu'er hurriedly opened her mouth, and Mrs. Tang glared at her, and suddenly raised the rolling pin in her hand. Tang Lu'er shrunk her neck and said, "Grandma, I personally went over the day before yesterday to say that I would not marry, and I also sent back the tokens of their family, and also brought back your jade pendant grandma." That grandma Zhang doesn't look down on me anymore, so don't be strong. ”

"You damn girl, I'll ......" Mrs. Donald was so angry that her hands trembled. Tang Lu'er stubbornly continued: "Grandma, I know you think Zhang Ming is good, but, but that can't stop people from looking down on me, why should I rush to dislike people." Besides, if you really want to follow the dowry that their family asked, what will you do with the money to buy medicine when you are sick in the future, why bother, I am not seventy or eighty, let's just look for it slowly. ”

Mrs. Tang held the rolling pin for a long time, and finally slowly put it down, stared at Tang Lu'er and said, "Could it be that the kid told you something, or did you see something?" The family affairs are all decided, but he has two hearts? ”

"No, no, yes, the two of us can't get together at all, and it was a hot thing for you and Grandma Zhang to be in the first place." Tang Lu'er knelt down in front of Mrs. Tang as she spoke, lying on Mrs. Tang's knees with both hands and pleading, "Grandma, I really don't want to marry into that Zhang family, so you can answer me, don't you often say that twisted melons are not sweet before." Besides, I'm not ugly, I'll always find good people, and you're in such a good body, I want to stay with you for two more years...... Anyway, if you drive me anyway, I won't leave, and I won't marry if I die, so I'll rely on you! ”

"Dead girl, I'm in good health, don't you curse me here!" Mrs. Donald said with a tiger face, and then stood up, but unexpectedly, just when she came together, her face suddenly changed, her lips turned from red to blue at the speed of her eyes, and the rolling pin in her hand fell from her hand with a bang!

"Grandma!" Tang Lu'er was shocked, as soon as she got up from the ground, Mrs. Tang's body fell uncontrollably!

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