Chapter 7 We're serious about abilities, and being funny is just a side hustle

On Friday night, when Tu Qi looked at his phone before going to bed, the team mentioned by Ji Fanxi began to operate. The search box of each discussion platform has "urban ability" as the central word, and the one who plays the C position in this group of people is Ji Fanxi, who has "zero error in love object". There are even sailors who use the example of "S.H.I.E.L.D." to describe this group of people according to the meaning of the gold owner.

Tu Qi took a closer look, and the abilities mentioned in the listed people were the most ethereal and difficult to prove.

But other people's abilities ....... It's too mentally retarded.

In the first video, a muscular and powerful fitness trainer rubberizes a dumbbell and a spinning bike with his upper body bare. At this time, he walked up to a man who was doing a plank on a yoga mat, squatted down, and touched the junction between the yoga mat and the ground with his hand as the center, and then the piece of ground and the yoga mat that expanded outward with his hand as the center all turned into soft and inelastic rubber material. The person who was doing the plank was crooked on the rubber over there without support, and looked helplessly at the fitness instructor. Then a few big words popped up on the screen: "Ability: Rubber of sports equipment!" ”

In the second video, a man in a chef's outfit fiddles with a pot stove and brings a plate of food that is ugly enough to make people look disgusting. A gourmand with so many titles that he couldn't fit on the screen came over to take the plate, and after eating, he was moved to tears, and said that he had never eaten such delicious food in his life. The chef who made this dish smiled next to him and said, "Actually, there are better ones, but no one dares to eat them." Then he looked at the camera, and a few words with the momentum of a small Chinese master appeared vertically: "Ability: The more delicious the dish, the more ugly!" ”

The last video is very simple, a man with dark circles around his eyes, wearing a cheap suit and holding an ordinary briefcase, walks down a sidewalk with garbage and fallen leaves, and the place he walks through becomes clean. Then the camera zooms in, and not only is the garbage gone, but a few broken floor tiles have also been repaired. This section of the road is clean, bright and colorful, and there is a clear dividing line between it and the place where the man has not yet walked. "Ability: Spotless and self-healing."

Everyone thought about it like Tu Qi, and they all thought that these videos were too funny.

The comment area was full of laughter: "As we all know, videos can't be P, so these are all true." "Is today the day when Rubber Man, Stinky Vegetable Man, Clean Man, and Love Man debut?" "The last one is not metaphysics at all, is it good, is this also called an ability hahahaha." "This late stage is okay, the million late stage has been launched."

He was also a little curious about whether these were true, although he still didn't think it was credible. sent a message to Ji Fanxi, and walked around again without waiting for her reply, thinking that there would be a date arrangement tomorrow. I threw away my phone and went to sleep, and I passed this hot spot as a joke.

At nine o'clock on Saturday morning, an hour before the two planned to go out, there was a knock on the doors of 701 and 702 at the same time.

When Tu Qi got up from the bed in a daze, Du Zhenyang had already begun to negotiate with the person who knocked on the door. The man was holding a tablet and dressed like an insurance salesman from a movie.

When he got dressed and washed up, Lili dangled to the door, Du Zhenyang was watching the third video of the members of "S.H.I.E.L.D.", he frowned, and caught a glimpse of Tu Qi who was approaching and grabbed his arm.

At the end of the video, Du Zhenyang said: "These are your supernatural people? ”

The salesman nodded. Tu Qi was a little surprised, he thought that Du Zhenyang's character would not be interested in this kind of metaphysical thing. And it's a strange thing to come to the door this weekend morning.

"Why are you asking door-to-door here?" Du Zhenyang asked again.

At this time, salesman B, who was guarding 702, had already determined that there was a vacant room on the other side and walked over. Hearing Du Zhenyang's question, he looked at Salesman A with a sharp gaze, and Salesman A's body shook.

Then he looked at Du Zhenyang and Tu Qi again, his eyes were a little sticky, and he quickly calmed down again, and said, "Sir, I'm sorry, our boss has stipulated that nothing else can be answered except for questions related to the video." ”

Salesman A nodded, sighed, and glanced at Du Zhenyang's good-looking face with his eyes.

Tu Qi saw it all, but he didn't understand what he was doing now. I only saw that my boyfriend exuded a cute look that he had just woken up and was a little confused, and the double unhappiness caused by being woken up and rejected by others.

But soon, Du Zhenyang's frowning brows opened, and a smile appeared on his face that everyone was overwhelmed.

"Really, can't you? We're not going to talk nonsense. As he spoke, he held Tu Qi's hand with slight force.

Tu Qi followed with a knowing understanding: "Yes, we only know when you say it." As he spoke, he turned his head slightly to reveal the left side of his face.

A was thrilled by Du Zhenyang's laughter, and still shrunk and turned his head to look at his colleague, his eyes were full of: You are so indifferent, you are so unkind, why is my colleague like this.

Salesman B walked to the door of the stairwell under the pressure of Mikao's blazing gaze. The three of them could only see a helpless and gloomy back.

Salesman A grinned, looked at the two of them, mainly at Du Zhenyang, and said, "That's the case, our boss has stipulated that you can't say it, but it's okay to say it, I don't say that you can see it tonight." We bought another day of hot searches. ”

Tu Qi: "You don't have a batch of videos of the Abilities to be released, right?" He was really tired in the later stage, and he silently complained in his heart.

Salesman A: "No, it's something else." The people in these videos, including the soothsayer who was very popular before, are all residents of this apartment. ”

"So these people's abilities are real?" Tu Qi's curiosity was aroused.

Salesman A puffed up his chest proudly and said, "Of course it's all true, our videos were all shot on the spot, without any special effects and no post-compositing." A real stranger. ”

"Do you think there are other paranormal people in this apartment?" Now it is Du Zhenyang who is asking.

"Yes."

......

After the two left, Tu Qi looked at his phone, but Ji Fanxi still had no news.

When I turned around, I found that Du Zhenyang was standing in the hallway, with his right hand on his left wrist, rubbing the bracelet, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Do you think it's true?" Tu Qi asked.

Du Zhenyang hesitated for a while and said: "It should be true, those videos don't look like they're synthetic." ”

Tu Qi nodded, a little more receptive to the ability, but he was skeptical until he saw it with his own eyes. "By the way, there's something I didn't mention."

"Huh?"

"In those videos you watched, there is a soothsayer, her name is Ji Fanxi, and she is my junior high school classmate."

Du Zhenyang nodded, with other things in his heart, or he didn't have anything to do with Tu Qi in his heart. He didn't ask anything.

Tu Qi was still a little apprehensive, regretting that he shouldn't have said this matter in order to find a topic, if Du Zhenyang asked about divination, what would he say.

But Du Zhenyang's reaction was as plain as the emperor knew that this unfavored concubine had come to Kwai Shui, so he didn't see her brand today.

Well, let's just pretend I didn't go to divination. Enjoy the date and live in the moment.

At this time, Du Zhenyang's mobile phone, which had not shown up once in hundreds of years, rang in the bedroom. He walked past Tu Qi and quickly into the bedroom.

Tu Qi looked at this posture and felt that today's date would not be successful.

Sure enough, Du Zhenyang hung up the phone and turned his head apologetically and looked at Tu Qi leaning on the door frame of his bedroom.

"Su Si?" Tu Qi opened the mouth first.

Du Zhenyang nodded.

"Then you go. Do you eat together in the evening? ”

Du Zhenyang: "I'll contact you again, I'm not sure, if I don't come back, you will eat first." ”

Tu Qi didn't speak, and the atmosphere was a little weird. In fact, Tu Qi was not particularly angry because of being pigeons, and he didn't have a boyfriend who ran around for his "sister" and ate it, but he couldn't say it, and he felt a little uncomfortable. It may be that for him, this Su Sisi, who has only met once, is too mysterious.

The atmosphere was not right, Du Zhenyang also knew, he thought about it for a while, and said, "Why don't you go to your junior high school classmates...... Contact the relationship and ask her to do a divination for you? ”

Although the proposal of "contacting the relationship" does not seem to be what a boyfriend should say at all, it makes Tu Qi a little more uncomfortable and awkward. But it was a good idea, and it gave him a chance to do something about the day he had set aside so much.

The two "parted ways".

Tu Qi thought that he could find Ji Fanxi for a journey to understand the ability. But Ji Fanxi lost contact for two days and did not reply to the message until Sunday night.

......

As soon as Du Zhenyang went out to sit in the car, he was stuck in traffic jams, and he was crazy "Didi, Dududu" before and after.

The matter of Su Sisi and Su Sisi's stone is messy, and a solution should have been come up with sooner rather than later. However, when he wants to concentrate on thinking, he always unconsciously thinks of Ji Fanxi's mysterious appearance in the video, and he can't see his face clearly, which makes people interested in finding out what kind of temperament a woman is.

Thinking of Tu Qi's obviously dissatisfied emotions, he felt as if he had done something wrong.

He hasn't been in love either, he's been learning and learning all his previous life, because he has no special abilities, and he can only keep learning to barely be on par with Su Si, a person who uses a skill and has been learning how to apply flexibly since he was a child. There is no love class in the content he is studying, and if he wants his son to inherit his father's business and run for the leader of the planet, he doesn't need to learn how to fall in love.

Unconsciously, the matter of love occupied all the nerves in Du Zhenyang's brain who was stuck on the road. Su Si and Shi were temporarily abandoned in a small corner.

It's just that I haven't seen her for a few days, Su Sisi, a woman nourished by love, delicate and gorgeous, exuding a precious fragrance called happiness, walked in front of Du Zhenyang flutteringly.

"What's wrong?"

Du Zhenyang slapped through her carefully prepared hairstyle, ignored her exclamation, and said, "Where is your stone now?" Is it in 702? ”

Su Sisi looked at him in surprise and anger, and said, "Don't you know? ”

"Know what?"

Even if her hair was messed up, Su Sisi was still cute and cute, she stomped her foot lightly and said, "Can't we find a place to sit down and talk?" A lot of people are watching. ”

Passerby: Oh, high-value couples quarrel, watch and watch.

Sitting down, Su Sisi simply untied all her hair, making her face even smaller.

"Didn't you find me by finding me in the rock?"

"Yes, the location shows that you are at 702,." Du Zhenyang knocked on the table with his knuckles, "Then you didn't take out the locator in the stone at that time, but left the stone directly in 702?" ”

"Hmm!"

"Huh?! Do you know what happened when you left the stone there? Du Zhenyang was furious.

"Huh?" Su Sisi felt that her attitude was a little improper, so she wiped the wet towel in Du Zhenyang's hand on her face and said, "What happened?" Someone moved in and found a stone? And then threw it away, and my location moved? What's wrong with positioning and moving? ”

"Do you remember the radiation range of the stone?"

"A nine-meter-long cube centered on stone. I'm stupid, but I still know this kind of common sense stuff. ”

Du Zhenyang didn't want to praise her, so he used his mobile phone to turn out those videos and show her.

Su Sisi laughed while watching, and Du Zhenyang frowned with a smile.

After it was over, Su Sisi elegantly wiped the tears from his laughter and said, "This one, this one who cooks, is it very similar to Xiao Er's ability?" ”

Du Zhenyang: "Do you think it's like?" Can't think of anything? ”

Su Sisi shook his head, thought about it and said, "Our family Xia Xia may be interested in these people." Go back and let him see it too. ”

The wet wipes in Du Zhenyang's hand, which was about to be dried by body temperature and temperature, finally landed on Su Sisi's face mercilessly.

"These people's abilities are all because of your stones!"