Chapter 37 Life is Like a Dream
"The concubine body just wants to tease the superior, why should the superiority be so ruthless.
Shangcha is really a man who is unkind, touches others, and despises others;
and poked people with that terrible hideous thing,
poked people still hurt a lot,
The skins are torn;
As a result, he turned around and didn't admit it, and he was angry with others because of his original match. ”
The female corpse wept and muttered to herself, miserable and miserable, and with the white dress on her body that was almost a strip of cloth now, it showed my pity even more.
People often say that some people who live to seventy or eighty years are happy to be foxes, but the female corpse in front of her has lived for two hundred years and has gone through vicissitudes of life.
Zhou Ze ignored the female corpse's "cry", but turned his head to look at Xu Qinglang,
"Can you kill her?" Zhou Ze asked.
"............" female corpse.
Xu Qinglang shook his head and nodded again.
"What do you mean?" Zhou Ze asked.
"The evil qi in her body is a problem, and if she kills herself at the last moment to relieve the leakage of evil qi, it will definitely affect the innocent people nearby." Xu Qinglang explained, "This will be very troublesome. ”
"Hmm."
The female corpse echoed, she extinguished her mind to continue to play the emotional card with Zhou Ze, ruthlessness is the most negative, obviously, Zhou Ze has already put on a black book in her heart.
But she didn't dare to play this hand, otherwise her soul would have gone to hell, and if she did something unreasonable in the yang world, she would also be punished in hell.
So, it can still be killed. ”
Xu Qinglang had a cigarette in his mouth, before he was panicked like a quail that was about to be used, but now with Zhou Ze, who had erupted in the small universe, next to him, he could see the excitement and talk about the wind and cool words.
"Don't kill me, don't kill me, she's her, I'm me, and she and I are two people."
The female corpse hurriedly shouted, she could see that the two men in front of her really wanted to solve her once and for all.
Any intelligent life has an instinct to survive, and female corpses are no exception.
Thousands of sails pass by the side of the sunken boat, and ten thousand trees spring in front of the sick tree;
The female corpse is actually not Madame Bai, to a certain extent, she is an independent life, and she is the "spiritual wisdom" born in Madame Bai's body after two hundred years, however, the female corpse and Madame Bai are still inextricably linked.
Xu Qinglang is right, the female corpse does not dare to do anything excessive in the yang world, even if it is death, she will not choose to recklessly let the white lady in hell be punished.
Zhou Ze squatted down in front of the female corpse, "Then what did you mean just now, just to have fun?" ”
The female corpse nodded.
"Huh." Zhou Ze laughed twice, thinking about it now, he was still a little too "young", and he had no experience when he first became a ghost, so he agreed to Mrs. Bai's request.
"There's nothing you can do to restrain her?" Zhou Ze asked.
"Extract a wisp of her zombie soul blood and you can control her, but she has to take the initiative to give it to you." Xu Qinglang suggested next to him.
The female corpse raised her head suddenly, her eyes flashed with hatred, and she stared at Xu Qinglang deadly, as if at this time, Xu Qinglang was her biggest enemy.
"Either die or hand over the soul blood, the choice is yours." Xu Qinglang said with a smile on the corner of his mouth.
"Yourself...... Take your pick. Zhou Ze also looked at the female corpse, obviously, he agreed to Xu Qinglang's suggestion.
Zhou Ze has a habit of cleanliness, and he doesn't want to have another such thing as a female corpse inexplicably coming down to clean her cup with her tongue.
"Okay, I'll give it to you." The female corpse took a deep breath, as if to bury her unwillingness and anger at this time, and then, she closed her eyes, and then, a wisp of something similar to a red earthworm poked out from the center of the female corpse's eyebrows.
Zhou Ze reached out and pinched this thing with his fingernails, then pulled it out and put it in his palm, some warm, some wet, slippery.
After the female corpse handed over her soul blood, her spirit suddenly became very weak, and the whole person almost fainted, but she didn't fall down.
"Go to the bathroom and clean up and then go up and lie down, from today onwards, you are not allowed to step out of the bookstore without my permission." Zhou Ze warned.
"Yes, on the errand." The female corpse lowered her head, her posture was very low, and her soul blood was pinched by the other party, so she could only choose to bow her head.
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"Shhh............ Hiss............ You tap ...... Yo oh oh ...... Tap it......
Why are you so vigorous...... Hurt...... It really hurts.........
Slow down...... Slow down...... Slow down...... All right...... Push harder......"
"Smack."
Zhou Ze threw the bottle of medicinal wine on the table, he was obviously rubbing the medicinal wine for Xu Qinglang, but it sounded like he was doing something very disgusting.
"Wipe it yourself."
"Don't mind, you're not hurt, but I'm thrown against the wall, and there are so many bruises on my body, you don't have the slightest compassion?" The more Xu Qinglang spoke, the more excited he became, and continued: "Zhou Ze, since you came here, have you noticed that I have been unlucky? ”
"It's a fate." Zhou Ze said that he would not memorize this pot, "By the way, the mantra you just recited, I always feel very familiar." ”
Heaven and earth are infinite, and the heart is correct.
"In a TV series, I think it sounds good, so I used it, but it didn't help at all for spell casting." Xu Qinglang is sincere.
"It's equivalent to adding a BGM to yourself?"
"Heh............" Xu Qinglang rolled his eyes, picked up the medicinal wine and smeared it, "There is some sour plum juice in the kitchen, you can take it back, I won't open the door tomorrow morning, I have to rest more." ”
"I'll go back and rest." Zhou Ze got up and took the sour plum juice and said goodbye, and went straight to the second floor after returning to the bookstore.
The female corpse obediently washed herself and lay in the freezer, wearing Zhou Ze's clothes.
The white shirt was a little big on her, and it hung down underneath to cover the curvature of the back, and she was not wearing trousers, and she was lying in it with her legs crossed, her eyes like silk.
Zhou Ze stretched out his hand and knocked on the side of the freezer, and said, "I remember that Mrs. Bai said that she died before she got married. ”
Therefore, it stands to reason that Mrs. Bai should be unemployed, but the female corpse in front of her is a bit of a watery poplar.
"That's because she didn't tell you that she had 、、、 rape with a poor scholar before marriage, and her father found out that he felt insulting to the lintel and forcibly drowned."
"Oh, so you're still an experienced driver?"
"Well, do you know how much thought and effort she put into making me look less horrible than a drowning person?"
"Women, after all, love beauty." Zhou Ze shook his head, "Sleep." ”
After speaking, Zhou Ze put a pillow next to the freezer and lay down.
There was a female corpse next to her, and the chill emanating from her body made him feel very comfortable, more comfortable than lying in the freezer.
This night, he slept very soundly, and when he woke up the next morning, Zhou Ze opened his eyes and saw a pair of long legs swaying slowly in front of him, and even the curvature of his toes was just right.
If you wear stockings or high heels......
"You're a stoner." The female corpse keenly spotted the vigorous tent.
"Normal physiology." Zhou Ze didn't feel embarrassed, when facing Dr. Lin, he might be willing to be shy and restrained cooperatively, so as to play the pure relationship between men and women;
And when facing the female corpse, Zhou Ze can be more open.
Neither of them is human, so there is no need to pretend to be hypocritical, but more pure.
"I can lie down if I can't help it, you can come to me, I know, you really want to do that.
It's not good to hold it for too long, especially if your body is not original, otherwise there may be real problems. ”
The female corpse said generously, smiled at the same time, and said, "Don't worry, although I am not in the ring, I will not be pregnant." ”
"But it's cold inside you."
Zhou Ze walked down the stairs to wash, and then began to cook instant noodles, after everything was ready, Zhou Ze took out the sour plum juice and finished the morning meal task with difficulty on the instant noodles.
"It's painful, eat human food." The female corpse sat on the steps of the stairs, with a sideways face, looking at Zhou Ze.
"It's none of your business."
"Even though you're dead, you still insist on living like a person, don't you feel tired?"
"Your words are a bit much" Zhou Ze frowned slightly.
"You said yesterday that I wasn't allowed to leave the bookstore, so what else can I do but talk to you?"
Zhou Ze picked up the mop and broom behind the counter and threw them to the female corpse.
"Do hygiene."
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The sun was shining today, the female corpse knelt on the tiles of the bookstore and wiped the floor with a rag, while Zhou Ze took out a plastic bench and sat outside the store, basking in the sun.
It wasn't until noon that Xu Qinglang opened the shop door and walked out, he took a cigarette from Zhou Ze, glanced at the scene in the store, and said with a smile:
"That's a good training."
Zhou Ze continued to squint, enjoying the sun.
Xu Qinglang spit out a puff of smoke rings, and then seemed to think of something, and said:
"You've done a good job with this plaque, it's quite B-grid, it dwarfs me next door, and I'm going to customize a plaque too."
"Vassal?" Zhou Ze said with a smile.
"Isn't it possible?" Xu Qinglang raised his eyebrows, "I put out my 20 or so real estate certificates, who can say that I am not elegant?" ”
Zhou Ze shook his head helplessly.
"Come on, help me with the staff, you 'listen to it, if I smell it' I think it's very good, I plan to make the plaque couplet 'Life is like a dream', how about it, it sounds like a fan."
But I think it's better to get one that has something to do with 'eating', so that it fits my restaurant, right?
I haven't thought of a good one, do you have any good suggestions? ”
Zhou Ze pondered for a while and said, "I really want to hear it?" ”
"Say it." Xu Qinglang urged.
Zhou Ze looked at the female corpse in the room and said:
"Man eats the soil all his life,
The soil eats people for a lifetime.
horizontal batch,
Life is like a dream. ”