Chapter 50: The Dean's Transatlantic Telephone

Let Auston settle Pei Di, Momo finally got his wish and slipped into the bed, slept in the dark, didn't think about anything, didn't care about anything, and turned over dimly to look at the place where Naze slept, it was another good dream, there was nothing more reassuring than this!

Momo takes sleeping as his duty every day, teasing Lucifer for fun, nesting in the coffin all day long, and finally even equipped with a computer, and watching DVDs on the Internet is very happy, which is like what a person with a confused background should look like, if Pei Di, who is suffering in family and love every day in the side hall, sees her like this, I don't know how to feel.

"Wait for a thousand years, wait for a while-" Mo Mo has been bored for a while since Ling'er left, and she also changed her mobile phone to this ringtone, but the phone rang twice, she didn't react, her eyes swept away, and she was at the end of the coffin hall, far away from herself: "Pasty, paste, help the little lady get the phone." ”

No one answered, remembering that Slimy had just gone out to get something, she had to change her target: "Little Phil, fly to help Mom get her phone-"

Lucifer's children nibble on their own apples.

"β€”Drink milk later, and add an extra spoonful of sugar."

Holding the apple and stunned, unabashedly revealing two small front teeth, Lucifer flew up tremblingly, to help the unscrupulous mother get the phone, it turns out that angels are better than elves to deceive.

"Hello, I'm Momo." Momo grabbed the phone with one hand, grabbed Lucifer's small hand with the other, and took a big bite on the apple, and poor Lucifer stared at the big mouth mark on the big apple aggrievedly.

"Momo, I'm you-" Suddenly there was a loud bang, uh, it was the sound of smashing the keyboard, "Ahh

This kind of playing games is devoted to herself, she has seen a lot, but this age is still "the sword is not old", and there is only one one person who is called a war in Peking Opera, Mo Mo rolled his eyes, swallowed the apple in his mouth, and yelled at the mobile phone: "Oh, I am Guanyin Master to sit down and the good wealth boy, I have something important to do today, and the matter of competing with Guan Gong will be discussed another day, go first." ”

The other side really reacted, and immediately picked up the phone: "Momo, wait a minute, don't hang up, don't hang up, I'm the dean!" ”

Knowing that you are the dean, "Which hospital is it mixed with, a hospital, a nursing home, or a mental hospital?" ”

"Orphanage, orphanage," Comrade Comrade of the director of the orphanage was very sad, and he was miserable and wanted to start singing again, "The cold window has been guarding for ten years, and I am looking forward to the return of the girl every day, pitiful-"

"If you dare to sing one more word," Momo's patience ran out, "I'll send you to a mental hospital as the director!" ”

"Oh!" What the dean is most afraid of is Momo's threat, because she is the most authoritative existence in the orphanage, and people are under the roof, so they have to bow their heads!

"What's the matter?!"

A handful of bitter tears, this is the baby he raised since he was a child, unfilial piety or filial piety, Comrade Dean couldn't help but whisper: "How well-behaved I was when I was a child, I followed my old man's ass every day, and I ate half a candy when I gave itβ€”β€”"

"There's still half of it for you to swallow," Mo Mo answered angrily, "Dean, if you have something to say, I seriously remind you, if you continue to call like this, the sister in charge of finance will definitely invite you to eat candy!" ”

It's sugar-fried chestnuts, by the way, his Internet fee this month has also exceeded the standard, and there are game cards, Comrade Dean finally realized the seriousness of the problem: "Momo, I feel that your seal has been lifted, and the stakes are so high that I will hang up the phone when I come back quickly!" ”

"Stop me!" Mo Mo let out a loud shout and successfully calmed the dean's friend who was about to drop the phone on the other side, and also calmed the Lucifer child who reached out to steal the second puff.

"Do I really have a seal? Am I really not human? You know my parents' affairs very well?! Momo said word by word very hard, "Answer me right away!" ”

The dean on the other side of the phone also felt murderous, and it was rare to be honest: "Well, well, well, it's all 'um'!" ”

"I can't leave now," Mo Mo looked at the coffin beside him, and simply sat on it, "Here are all food, shelter and games, twenty-four hours, unlimited and uncontrolled, dean, come on!" ”

"Ahh The dean was shocked!

"Of course," patted the coffin board, crossed Erlang's legs, and examined the puffs in Lucifer's hand, "I'm in charge here!" ”

"Oh hehehe, okay, okay, I'll go right away, go right away!" The dean selectively forgot the fact that Momo had oppressed him for ten years, his own people, haha!

Just as he rubbed his hands together, a gloomy voice suddenly came out behind him: "Do you remember when was the last time you registered for your household registration?" ”

"I'm going to see my little Momo, what does it have to do with the household registration," the dean raised his head and looked at the "financial sister" with a straight chest, he was not afraid, haha, "Suo Cui, I'm not in the courtyard, you have to work hard!" ”

She wished that the dean would get out, the farther away the better, if this person was not in the hospital, she would be much easier, but unfortunately he couldn't get out! Suo Cui snatched the phone in his hand: "Momo, I'm your sister Suo Cui, don't expect the dean to get out, he can't take the plane as a black household, and his old man's household registration is still in the Republic of China!" ”

Mo Mo jumped up from the coffin: "No, the dean is not a human either!" ”

"He's a human, he's been dead for two thousand years, I've heard of it, and I'm a close relative of your family!" Suo Cui pushed away and sat on the dean's desk, cocking Erlang's legs, if someone could see her and Momo's movements at the same time, they would know who brought Momo up, "Anyway, I heard that your child was born, hug it and call it twice, let me listen!" ”

"Okay," Momo immediately ran happily to Lucifer, her special training in the past few days has not been in vain, and finally there is a place to show off, "Little Phil, call Auntie, be good, call Auntie, call, let's catch mosquitoes at night!" ”

Lucifer turned left and right, didn't find that there was a second person except for his mother, called the little mobile phone, he let go of the puff in his hand, grabbed it with both hands, and took a bite, it was not delicious, woo, "Grandma!" ”

"Oh, the baby is so good, he will call grandma, it sounds much better than aunt, okay, come back and give you a red envelope!" Grandma Suo Cui was happy and didn't know what to do.

An oversight, the phone was snatched by Comrade Dean, and the feelings of deceiving the baby should be cultivated from an early age: "Baby, I am grandpa, call grandpa, good, grandpa will give you candy!" ”

Sugar! Baby Lucifer's eyes were bright, and he called out crisply: "Grandpa, Silverheart!" ”

"Hey, baby, Silver Heart!"

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At the request of the general public, increase the role of Lucifer's baby, so upload o(∩_∩)oPS a little late, everyone hopes that the baby will grow up a little bit??

In addition, making up a chapter is a ^_^ text that is being PK

Synopsis: At the moment of his death, Baili Xiaochu chose to commit suicide, thinking that he could pursue freedom.

But people are not as good as heaven, she actually possessed Liu Xiyue, who has autism.

The annoying thing is that Emperor Chongguo, who started a war for her, actually chased all the way to modern times.

Author's name: 77 Excavator