Chapter 60: The Mystery of the Closure of the Kunlun Realm (1)
Yun Zhaoying lowered her head, her face was pale, and the corners of her mouth rose stubbornly, but she responded softly: "What my mother-in-law taught me is that my son-in-law retired first." β
"Mother~" Ling'er pulled her mother's sleeve, not daring to plead.
"Aunt Bai," Mo Mo didn't know who to ask for intercession, swept around, gritted his teeth, and simply called them all by name, "Dean, Sister Suo Cui, Brother Wen, you-"
"Cough~" "Cough~" The dean and Suo Cui lowered their heads and coughed in unison, they didn't know about other people's housework, what could they say?!
"Yun-" Wen Li opened his mouth, Yun Zhaoying tilted his head aside uncooperatively, he only waved his hand proudly, turned around and picked up a seat and sat down, "Forget it, forget it, let him go, in a few days, I will let his mother come to see him." β
Yun Zhaoying rushed in front of him with an arrow step: "Really?!" β
Wen Li habitually laughed: "Aren't you serious? β
As soon as the words came out, he found that his hot-tempered nephew was about to explode like taking medicine, and he was so frightened that Wen Li changed his words again and again: "Seriously, seriously, not seriously, punish my uncle, uh, I take off my hair every day, and I specifically take off my brain, okay?" β
"Ah," Ling'er covered her mouth, she didn't expect that although this "bad guy" bullied the master, she could let the master see his mother, she stepped forward and hugged Yun Zhaoying's arm, trying to comfort her, "Master, lose the hair on your head, and turn into a human form, that is, the hair will be lost, it is quite serious, it shouldn't deceive people, and besides, we can follow him every day, and we will definitely see Master's mother." β
"Okay, then I'll believe you once," Yun Zhaoying's face softened a lot, "If it comes true, our past grievances will be erased." β
"Let's go, I'll take you and Ling'er to the room where you live," Suo Cui hurriedly and the mud, this grievance was pulled out, and if you don't persuade you to fight, it is estimated that everyone will not have to sleep tonight, "It's next door, just raise your feet." β
"Thank you!" Yun Zhaoying bowed slightly at Suo Cui, but her eyes looked at Bai Suzhen, and Ling'er also looked at her pitifully.
Bai Suzhen raised her hand, unable to see her joy and anger: "Go!" β
Ling'er was pardoned, and hurriedly dragged Yun Zhaoying out of the door, for fear that her mother would regret it, her mother had been very strict with the master since she was a child, and she was completely laissez-faire to herself, and she didn't even bother to teach her spells, so she directly kicked her to the master as an apprentice, so it was the master who kissed her mother.
But today, my mother actually beat the master, how sad the master should be, as soon as Ling'er went out, she reached out and touched his face: "Master, does it hurt?" β
"It's okay," Yun Zhaoying grabbed her hand, looked at Ling'er's panicked appearance, and rubbed her face, "Fool Ling'er, I said it's okay, it's okay, do you think I'll be angry with my mother-in-law?" β
"No, no," Ling'er shook her head embarrassedly, "Ling'er doesn't, really." β
"Ling'er, I-"
"Master, in fact, Ling'erβ"
"Hey, can you two go to the house to talk," Suo Cui stood at the door of the next room, opened the door, leaned against the door frame, and had an incomprehensible expression, "You have been married for almost a thousand years, is it necessary to be so slimy as if you haven't seen each other for two thousand years?!" β
"What kind of marriage, we don't have it," Ling'er immediately straightened her little chest to defend her unmarried doctrine, "We are master and apprentice, master and apprentice for a thousand years!" β
Well, if they insist on insisting on the teacher-student relationship forever, she has no opinion, anyway, she is a willow spirit and not a peach blossom essence, Suo Cui shrugged and patted the door: "I opened the room, you go into the house and continue, there are a lot of unformed goblins outside, don't take people badly." β
After speaking, the neat flash people, the mess was mixed up, most of the night passed, and I haven't asked about the Kunlun realm and Momo, and now it seems to be getting more and more complicated, alas! She sighed as she pushed the door open, and was greeted by the silence of the room. Standing looking at the ground, sitting looking at the sky, lying on the ground red leopard looking at the bright moon outside the window, except for Lucifer who was already lying on it and falling asleep, everyone had the world lingua franca of "I'm thinking, don't disturb" written on everyone's face, Suo Cui drank a cup of tea in wonder, and got up: "What do you think, one by one is like spring does not grow leaves, but talking!" β
The dean looked up: "Count how many more people will eat tomorrow......"
Wen Li nodded: "Yun'er is neither like me, nor like his mother, is it like that negative man, well, I want to eat rat meat......"
"Then let's braise it," Momo yawned and fell into Na Ze's arms, "I'm so sleepy~"
"Let's sleep if you're sleepy," Na Ze hugged her and adjusted her position to make her sleep more comfortable, "I don't eat meat, I can order human blood, I like AB human blood." β
"Oh woo oh oh ~ " The red leopard shook his body.
"He said that you can eat anything except human flesh," Wen Li took the initiative to help his partner translate, took a sip of tea, and moistened his throat, "Xiaobai, what about you?" β
"Bring your own."
"Wait a minute, I'm not asking you to talk about this," Suo Cui was about to go crazy, how could the tense and intense atmosphere just now turn into a meal order in a blink of an eye, how could he be so unprofessional, "It's better to talk about something serious!" β
"That's a lot, which one do you ask?" The dean finished the menu and looked up.
"What the hell is going on in the Kunlun Realm, Wen Xiang?"
"There are a lot of things in the Kunlun realm, which one do you ask?" Wen Lifu continued to drink tea.
"Say anything first!" Suo Cui moved a stool and sat down next to him.
Wen Li put down the teacup, waved his sleeves, and became happy: "So that's the case, come, Xiao Cuicui, people came out of the Kunlun realm just now, and they were wearing the most popular underwear in the Kunlun realm, do you want to see it?" β
"Flutter," Mo Mo, who was originally dozing off, laughed amused by him, "Brother Wen, can't you be serious for a while?" β
"Why should I be serious, I'm not a human," Wen Li shook his head nonchalantly, "No matter when and where, I have to keep the heart of a beast!" β
Do some people say they're beasts?! "What, Aunt Bai doesn't-"
"It's different, it's different, little Momo, it seems that you really have a lot of amnesia, alas, what can I do about this?" Wen Lixi bit the peony flower on his neckline, very complaining.
"That's another question," Mo Mo was whetted by him, remembering that it seemed that Yun Zhaoying had turned his face with him because of this, how could he let it go, "Let's talk about this first, how is it different?" β
"Xiaobai and Yun'er are cultivators first, and then immortals, relying on cultivation exercises, so they have to be transparent about secular etiquette and Qing rules and precepts, and I," Wen Li rolled up his sleeves and pointed at the red leopard, "With it, they all rely directly on their nature to practice enlightenment, pay attention to the natural avenue, understand, no, understand?"