Chapter 2 Can you buy one and get one free if you pick up leaks?

Monday morning at eight o'clock. The phone vibrated wildly under the pillow, followed by Tu Qi's custom alarm.

He sat up with foul language and turned off the alarm.

Looking around in confusion, he didn't know if his mind knew what was going on. I felt that the light quilt and soft bed on my body were too comfortable.

He planted, he planted in the hands of the bed.

Monday morning at 8:10 a.m. The phone vibrated again.

Before going out, Tu Qi spent half a second thinking about whether social people can only wear shirts and suit pants. Then I went out with a schoolbag that was like a student.

Sitting on the bus, swiping Weibo in his hand, the things in my mind about last night gradually became clear.

He brought the person who couldn't say whether he was sober or not to the door of 112 and looked at it, and this person was not wearing a coat. Who still wears a coat in the summer? At this time, the boy was holding his hands against the wall, his upper and lower body were at standard right angles, and his mouth was panting.

"Where's your key?" Tu Qi said in a suppressed voice.

"In ...... ...... in his coat pocket," the boy replied without thinking.

Tu Qi sighed, and reached for the side pocket of the jeans on the boy's body, where the key was most likely placed. There is nothing, all that remains is the back pocket of the boys' jeans.

He stretched out his hand in a tangled and happy way!

"Click-"

Tu Qi turned around vigilantly, and the door of room 111 opened.

A girl with red and swollen eyes, messy hair, a haggard look, chapped lips, a pimple on her forehead, and a nightdress that reached to her ankles stood in the doorway.

"He's drunk, I'm downstairs from 701, he's knocking on 702's door." Tu Qi felt that the current atmosphere was a bit weird.

The girl nodded, handing out a men's coat. Tu Qi stepped forward knowingly and took it, and when he touched it, there was a key.

"Thank you." Tu Qi said subconsciously.

The girl shook her head slightly, stared at the boy for a few seconds, retreated into the room, and closed the door.

Tu Qi honestly opened the door of 112 with the key and helped the boy in, not daring to make any other moves, always feeling that the girl of 111 was looking at him through the cat's eyes.

I watched the drunks who began to undress frantically when they entered 112, and only a pair of boxer briefs were left and buried in the sofa. Tu Qi hesitated, if he was the male protagonist, whether he was holding the script of turning around and leaving, or the script of Mr. Tian Luo, it would be appropriate. It's a pity that he is not, he is entangled, afraid that he is playing an orange light game.

Monday, June 20, 00:23. Tu Qi came out of room 112 of the Junzhi apartment.

In room 112, a face-down boy with a towel quilt on his upper body curled up in a single sofa. The smell of sweat on the body is mixed with the smell of wine and stomach sourness.

It seems that Tu Qi chose the script of a cold passerby. Actually, it's just lazy.

When Tu Qi took a shower and returned to his quilt naked, he lost sleep. I don't know how long it took to fall asleep, and the alarm went off again.

Tu Qi's boss is the owner of this small business, named Zhang Shenshen. Because the company is too small and there are too few people, the boss's assistant is the handyman of the whole company, from accompanying the boss to go out to bluff, down to handing cigarettes and alcohol to enter and output, there is nothing to do. For these reasons, the boss did not ask him to wear formal clothes.

In the evening, Tu's mother called, her voice was very low, afraid that Tu's father would hear it, and said mysteriously: "Son, you must do this job well, your father's friend is amazing, he has opened a big company, you must do it well." ”

Tu Qi didn't know who had deceived whom, and in short, he didn't dare to tell his mother what he had done today.

After work, there is no sun in the sky, and there is no heat on the ground. Standing in front of the office building and opening the navigation, Tu Qi found that he saw the "Netizens provided: the best route for warm winter and cool summer" again. It turned out that the office building where I worked was next to the Tangshui Building. Today he chose to find Juneda Apartment in the center of the complex.

Internet café A identifies the direction, Internet café B makes a landmark, and Internet café C prompts the remaining distance......

Relying on last night's groping, Tu Chick Cub did not waste his efforts and successfully returned home.

There was a man squatting at the door of 701. Hearing the movement of the elevator, he raised his head and looked at Tu Qi with golden eyes.

"You're coming back so late!"

Tu Qi's nose moved imperceptibly a few times, it should have been that he hadn't drunk. He turned around, and the things at the door of 702 were also cleared.

The boy watched Tu Qi's movements, stood up, leaned against the door, and said, "I got it, thank you for your help yesterday." ”

After a night of tossing and turning, Tu Qi was no longer much interested in this back pocket that was about to be warped, and when he calmed down and thought about it, he should be a straight man based on his drunken behavior at the door of room 702.

The old man in the circle said that straight men can't touch it.

So Tu Qi nodded indifferently, and by the way, he maintained his character of being just a "cold passerby".

The boy didn't move his position and continued, "My name is Yu Case. The excess is the case of the board. ”

"Tu perch, smeared smear, perched perch."

Yu didn't care what Tu Qi was called, and then said, "Eh, brother, have you seen 702 on the other side?" ”

Tu Qi nodded, although a small flame of gossip had been ignited in his heart, his face was still silent.

"She's my girlfriend." Yu Case raised his chin proudly.

Tu Qi continued to nod, took out the key and walked towards Yu Yuan, actually walking towards his own door.

Yu Case leaned against the door without moving and said, "Brother, are you hungry?" I am hungry. ”

Tu Qi nodded mechanically, he felt that he was going to be nervous. He started getting goosebumps, and he wanted to slap people.

"Brother, what do you mean, what do you eat at night?"

Yu Case involuntarily leaned back against the door, the two of them were a little farther away, and both of them felt a little more comfortable.

Tu Qi didn't notice this detail, he just didn't want to hit people so much. So he said a little calmly: "Eat takeout." ”

"Wow, there's money!" Zero-second response to the remaining cases.

Tu Qi, as a poor man who didn't dare to get sick, was really annoyed by this kind of words, he smiled and stretched out his hand to pinch Yu Case's shoulder with all his might, although he was an athletic idiot, he could hardly do anything except run, but he had amazing strength since he was a child. The kind that touches whoever screams.

Sure enough, Yu Case lived up to expectations and screamed, jumping out of three meters away. Tu Qi closed the door and closed the door, ignoring the whistling and humbling behind him.

Yu looked at the door of 701, then at 702, and whispered aggrievedly: "I'm out of love." ”

Although Tu Qi felt very annoyed by the behavior of blocking the door of the remaining case, he was still very curious about this boy. After entering the door, he crouched on the door and looked at the case through the cat's eyes.

He didn't hear what Yu said, but he saw him take the elevator upstairs. The little boy's dejected appearance made Tu Qi feel as if he had done something wrong.

Three o'clock in the morning. Tu Qi frantically looked for a toilet in his dream, and finally found a public toilet and was forced out by the monstrous stench inside. Finally found a hidden grove, trouser chains pulled down, and he woke up.

Immediately after that, there was a sound of rushing water from the 701 bathroom. Tu Qi reflected in the pain of bladder contraction, reflecting that he shouldn't drink too much water, and heard a "ding-".

It's really not the sound of a microwave oven, is it......

He simply hated this kind of bad sound insulation, why the bathroom, bedroom, are only a wall away from the outside fairy design.

Tu chicks, who are used to sleeping naked, swayed back to bed, just as auditory hallucinations.

Room 702, which is separated by two walls, made a polite and gentle knock sound, "Knock knock, knock knock......."

The magic sound fills the ears, the aftermath lingers, endlessly, at three o'clock in the middle of the night, Tu Qi kills people.

Tu Qi jumped out of bed, put on underwear, put on pajamas and pajamas, rushed to the entrance, and his footsteps were sluggish.

Cat's eye, this great design, also made Tu Qi confirm that the creature that disturbed the people outside tonight was a person.

He opened the door and rushed out, saying as he went, "Brother, there's no one living here." ”

If the level of the remaining case last night in Tu Fayke's heart is: I can be jumped by immortals, but I want to keep the evidence, I won't give you money.

Then today's level is: Although I don't have any money, all my Huabei quota that can be consumed in advance is yours! As long as you come and lie to me!

The man turned his head and looked at Tu Qi with some doubts, and saw that Tu Qi's hidden door didn't seem to be so puzzled again. He said unhurriedly, "Thank you." ”

Tu Qi was going crazy, he had never heard such a nice voice. One turned his head, one look, two words, all he thought of was nobility and elegance.

Then Tu Qi was a little shy, and his eyes wandered around and he didn't dare to look at him.

Du Zhenyang looked at the man in front of him, analyzed the task he got and the current situation in his mind, and after several back and forth plans were proposed and vetoed, he opened his mouth and said to Tu Qi: "I ran away from home......

Tu Qi only listened to the beginning, and his heart was sour, he was so distressed.

“...... Come to me...... Sister, I have no money on me, can you ......"

"I can." Tu Qi replied.

Du Zhenyang looked at Tu Qi in surprise, with a hint of happiness in his eyes and a trace of sadness that he couldn't find his sister. Tu Qi couldn't describe them, but he felt them all.

"Ah, no, ah, what, you go on." Tu Qi felt that something was wrong, and regretted thinking about himself.

"Can you let me stay at your house for one night first? Just stay one night and leave tomorrow. ”

"Yes." Not to mention staying for one night, it's no problem to stay a few more nights.

In this way, on the second night of living in Chunzhi's apartment, Tu Qi invited a strange man into 701, even if he was a liar or a thief, anyway, he is now a bare-bones commander, and he will not lose money.

At four o'clock in the morning, Tu Qi was lying on the bed in the bedroom alone, and he had insomnia again.

Of course, he hinted at and invited Du Zhenyang with words such as "Everyone is a man, it's okay", "It's too uncomfortable to fall asleep on the sofa", "The bed is wide enough", but Du Zhenyang still insisted on resting on the sofa.

He could only fantasize about what would happen next, and he would be late when he woke up.

Tu Qi slammed open the bedroom door, there was no one on the sofa, he almost thought that last night was his dream, but the luggage was still there.

There was a piece of paper on the coffee table, and the handwriting on it was perfect.

"Thank you for taking me in last night. I went to look for my sister, the luggage is not easy to carry, I will come to pick it up in the evening, sorry for the trouble, thank you again. "Signed: Du Zhenyang

Seeing this, Tu Qi knew the name of the person who slept in his house all night.

For the size, fullness, softness of the look, and folds, all of which fully set off the owner's elegant luggage from the side, Tu Qi was a little curious, but reason told him not to open it, and besides, if he didn't go out, he would really be late.