Chapter 47: Bestsellers
In the face of Li Zhaoshan's inquiry, of course Wang Wu couldn't say that his grandson couldn't conjure a snake, but took a step forward and explained to the people who were talking about the audience: "Don't worry, you need to use your mind to catch the snake, my Wu'er now has the idea to go to the mountain to catch the snake, but now it's winter, everyone knows that the snake needs to hibernate in winter, it's not easy to catch, and the time will naturally take a little longer." ”
"I see!" Li Zhaoshan breathed a long sigh of relief after hearing this, and the guests in the audience also stopped discussing, waiting for Wang Wu to conjure the snake out.
Half an hour passed, I yawned, looked at Wang Wu, who was sweating more and more on his forehead, and said, "Wu'er, you definitely can't change it, I don't want to see the snake, I want to see the dog crawling." ”
"You fool, shut up Lao Tzu, and if you quarrel with Lao Tzu again, Lao Tzu will kill you." Wang Wu, who put his palm in the face plate, looked at me with red eyes, at this moment he was already anxious like an ant on a hot pot, he couldn't understand why the snake entered the snake talisman, but he couldn't pull it out.
Zhou Susu seemed to have known that Wang Wu couldn't turn into a snake, there was not much surprise on her face, and she said unhurriedly: "Nephew Wu, forget if you can't change it, don't embarrass yourself, next time you have cultivated the feng shui spell in place, and then you will propose marriage." ”
"Who said I can't change up, I become out, you shut up!" Wang Wu was still stiff-mouthed, but he didn't care that Zhou Susu was Li Jingran's mother, and scolded Zhou Susu.
Seeing this scene, even Li Zhaoshan's eyebrows were raised.
"Wu'er, don't be rude to your elders, what's the situation now, did you catch that snake?" Wang Yishou walked to the front of the stage and began to prepare to relieve Wang Wu.
Wang Wu looked up at Wang Yishou who came over and said, "Grandpa, the snake was caught, but this snake seems to be afraid of something and doesn't dare to come out." ”
After Wang Yishou heard this, his eyes suddenly became cold: "Someone deliberately made a ghost!" ”
After speaking, Wang Yiyi looked at me.
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I thought that Wang Yishou had seen through my trick, and he was so frightened that he didn't dare to make a sound, but after he stared at me for a while, he withdrew his gaze and turned his head to look at Zhou Susu.
Zhou Susu didn't know why, when he saw Wang's gaze, he was a little weak-hearted, and said: "Master Wang, don't stare at me like this, if you have anything to say, you can just say it, it can't be that I deliberately make a ghost, right?" ”
Wang's gaze fell on Zhou Susu's waist, and then pointed to a sachet on Zhou Susu's waist and said, "Mrs. Li, what is on your waist?" ”
Zhou Susu panicked all of a sudden, and hurriedly covered the sachet on his waist and said, "It's just a sachet, no, it's nothing." ”
Wang glanced at Li Zhaoshan with one hand, Li Zhaoshan understood, and while Zhou Susu was not paying attention, he snatched the sachet from Zhou Susu's waist, pulled the sachet away, and a burst of yellow powdery things appeared from the sachet.
"Realgar!"
The sharp-eyed person recognized at a glance the contents of the sachet on Zhou Susu's waist, which was the traditional Chinese medicine that snakes were extremely afraid of, and the realgar that was specially used to drive away snakes and insects.
"Zhou Susu, what are you doing with this thing, aren't you sincere in going against Master Wang?" Li Zhaoshan grabbed Xionghuang's hand and trembled with anger.
Zhou Susu saw that the matter was exposed, her face was full of unwillingness, she turned her head to look at me, and said, "Child, Auntie is useless, Auntie can't be the master of the Li family, so I can only help you get here." ”
Li Jingran also looked at Zhou Susu with a complaining face, and said, "Mom, why are you like this, I think Brother Wang Wu is very good, why do you have to let me marry a fool like Pi Jianqing?"
No wonder Zhou Susu wanted to turn Wang Wu into a snake, it turned out that she also had her own little abacus, but unfortunately, her little abacus was spotted by Wang Yishou on the spot.
"I remember that Mrs. Li was bitten by a poisonous snake nine years ago, once she was bitten by a snake for ten years and was afraid of the well rope, Mrs. Li brought a little male yellow on her body to avoid snake insects, isn't it normal, why can't the king's nephew turn into a snake, you don't find the reason from the king's nephew one by one, but blame Mrs. Li?" Chen Lao looked at Zhou Susu with admiration, and saw that Zhou Susu was in trouble, so he opened his mouth to shirk Zhou Susu.
"It's this who makes me unable to conjure a snake, and without realgar, I can definitely conjure a snake!" Wang Wu said loudly.
"Wang Wu, you are not allowed to talk about my mother like this, my mother definitely didn't mean it." Li Jingran saw that Wang Wu actually started to curse, and his face was very ugly.
Wang Wu wanted to say something, Wang Yi glared at Wang Wu viciously, and said: "The old man also thinks that this must be a misunderstanding, but the matter has been clarified, so let's stop this matter, Wu'er and Jingran exchanged tokens, let's get this marriage engaged today." ”
"How can this work, I said that I can only get engaged if I change into a snake, but this snake has not yet been conjured, how can I get engaged so hastily?" Chang Lao said loudly.
"What are you, the affairs of the Wang and Li families, is it your turn to intervene?" Wang raised his head with one hand and looked at Chang Lao Shi, and said coldly.
"Since you know that it's the realgar problem, isn't it okay to take the realgar away now, or is it that your little king can't turn into a snake at all?" Chang Lao Shi still went his own way, not caring at all about Wang Yishou's expression that gradually became cold.
"Yes, Master Wang, the big guy has been waiting for so long, so let the big guy open his eyes and take a look." Chen Lao stood in front of Chang Lao Shi and said.
The king seemed to be a little jealous of Chen Lao, turned his head to look at Wang Wu, and said, "Wu'er, some people want to see our Wang family's jokes, and now that the realgar has been taken away, you can conjure the snake out and let them see it!" ”
After Wang Wu responded, the arm that was placed in the face plate was pounded again, and his face was full of surprise and said: "What a big snake, it's so big!" ”
This Wang Wu's expressive desire has to be said, very vigorous, and he began to perform again, Wang Wu stared at Zhou Susu viciously while performing.
At this time, Zhou Susu's face was as gray as she knew, knowing that without realgar, she couldn't stop Wang Wu, and her sallow face looked at me apologetically.
"I think you've caught a chicken, and I'll move my face away if there's a snake!" I was about to take my face away, but Wang Wu grabbed my hand and said, "Wait a minute, don't scare my snake." ”
"Wu'er, don't sell it, speed up!" Wang Yishou was also a little impatient and said.
Wang Wu's face was full of strange colors, his forehead once again oozed sweat, and his eyes were full of pleading looking at Wang Yishou.
"Can't make it?" Wang asked in a low voice in a voice that only people on the stage could hear.