What's it like to eat with big shots?

This is reminiscent of Warren Buffett's dinner auction, after which you have to hype up frantically to earn back this expensive expense.

Boss Zhou has been telling himself in his heart,

I am facing the old way,

It's the lewd old man who likes to touch his crotch to comfort the big girl,

But psychological suggestion is not always effective,

The person in front of him is very different from Lao Dao, especially the kind of temperament similar to the nobility exuded by the other party, it is really difficult for the person sitting opposite him to continue to remain calm.

"But this matter, it still depends on luck, there is a sword hanging above his head, these days, it is really boring."

The Last sighed,

A plate of steamed buns and other side dishes was taken out from under the table.

It's not like a way to eat a meat bun, nor is it a way to eat roast duck, it feels like a combination of the two.

"The whole one?"

The last generation took out a bun and handed it to Zhou Ze.

"It stands to reason that the predecessors planted trees and the later people enjoyed the shade;

Let's not have a way, and we don't expect our predecessors to plant trees, and we don't have the life to be shaded;

But I can't stand the pit dug by the predecessors, this pit is still a thief, and the thief is careful about digging;

If you can't jump, everything will be nullified and you will go into the pit;

It's not that easy to jump over, tsk.

It's just weird, we were born too late, he was born too early, this pit was dug early, and there is really nothing to do with it. ”

The last generation is like an old friend meeting and talking and complaining, and he said a lot.

"According to me, contemporary people think about contemporary things, contemporary people are contemporary demons, you are a person who has turned into ashes early and is long gone, why should you draw rules for future generations to live?

Do you really think you are a saint, with a bright candle and insight into the future?

scold

Estimated,

It's itchy hands,

Contemporary invincible is not addictive, and I still want to draw a Tao, and compare it with later generations, for fear that we don't know that he is the same as a bull fork. ”

The last generation put meat in the buns,

I opened my mouth and took a big bite very unvividly,

Some hair was bitten into the lips,

And he brushed it away with his hand,

While venting his dissatisfaction, he chewed heavily,

It's still loud.

Xu is this skin and temperament are really good, so this appearance does not make people feel ugly at all, but feels free and easy.

Ultimately

It's really a world of looking at faces,

Even if you are a prince,

Appearance is also an important part of indispensable.

Pick up the wine bowl,

The last generation took a sip of wine, smashed it, and continued:

"But this wood is already in the boat, and there is no way, we can only cross the sea with the eight immortals first, and jump over this pit first.

Actually, in my early years, I really didn't think of any way.

So

This mansion deserves it, but it's really boring.

I'm such a good person,

Why should I only live for 2,000 years?

Lao Tzu can live for 3,000 years, 4,000 years, 5,000 years, and can live this contemporary as another antiquity!

So, at that time, it didn't matter, and it didn't feel good to think that I was going to die suddenly in the future, and I didn't have much fun doing anything.

simply debauchery and play, sending love to the landscape.

Who knows............"

The last generation took another big bite of the meat sandwich bun, and continued to talk while biting, who knew that food scraps flew out, and the last generation immediately covered his mouth, and nodded a little embarrassedly to apologize,

And then concentrate on eating this mouthful of food,

took another big sip of wine,

Only then did he continue:

"Who knew that when I met that Bodhisattva, hehe, I laughed at the time.

You know no, those bald ............

Oh no, Amitabha, sins and sins;

Everyone has helped us block the knife, and we have to call someone a monk.

Those Buddhas, they couldn't get this knife, they, Teen, and Teyoung, this is not their turn to be stabbed.

As for me, I'm more unlucky.

It didn't take long for this good day,

The ancestors of the previous generation enjoyed it, were loved, and were chic and comfortable.

Gotcha,

It's my turn to pay for the smallest.

It doesn't make sense, don't you say?

I'm such a good person,

I really hate it,

Hate why he was born in the family of the prince of this Raushzi,

Even if Lao Tzu doesn't do this mansion,

Don't be this heir,

With Lao Tzu's talent,

As long as you give Lao Tzu time,

On that Mount Tai,

After all, it's going to be me.

When the time comes, I love to continue to call it Mount Tai is Mount Tai, love to call Mount Hua on Mount Hua, Mount Emei and Mount Wudang back to the back of the mountain!

Where is the need to be so aggrieved,

As soon as it comes up, it has to be directly added to so many years of life,

I am so grateful to my ancestors for eight lifetimes! ”

The last generation put the wine bowl on the table,

Pointing to the mouth of the bowl,

Like a general commanding in battle,

Road:

"Pour the wine!"

The little mountain-moving ape immediately lifted the jar again and carefully poured the wine.

The last reached out and touched the little monkey's head,

The little monkey smiled shyly,

There are little stars in both little eyes.

Zhou Ze made up the little monkey's brain into the image of the "housekeeper", and he also found it interesting.

"But there's no way, who made me unlucky, I was born to be the king?

alas

fortunately

That bodhisattva is really a charcoal in the snow, and it rains in time.

He doesn't go to hell, who goes to hell?

He's smart, he's smart, but he can't, sometimes, he can't do anything with a smart person, just say let's two, that's the person who has been stared at by a sword, this sense of urgency, can it be the same?

People have been stupidly dreaming of becoming immortals.

We're all about to hate this immortal banban. ”

The last generation took up the bowl of wine,

took a big sip,

It seems to be lonely for too long,

I finally found someone to talk to, so I was happy to talk to myself:

"That's what you have to do;

Whether we can pass this hurdle or not, we have to look at luck, and it is up to people to succeed.

When he comes, let's hide;

He can find it, we can hide it, and see whose luck is better.

Margin, Margin,

If I really have nothing to do with him,

It's useless for him to grow old in the wilderness.

I'm just embarrassed, I almost got you involved, brother, I'll still call you brother, although according to generation, I should call you uncle;

But I guess you don't like to hear the title of 'uncle';

Brother, we also grew up listening to your stories, and now, in a word, we are also your fans, fan brother, yes, fan brother.

But brother, you were so unparticular back then,

If you hadn't stopped at the beginning,

Since Hell is going to change this day, it should have changed sooner.

If this changes,

Why do we have to be so uncomfortable now?

Anyway, sooner or later, it's a knife, so it's better to get it sooner.

As for you, brother, you will not fall;

hey

Maybe after my ancestor comes out, he can still find your brother to fight alone.

Oh yes, too,

If the old man is slapped to death by your brother,

Looks like I'm gone? ”

The Last squinted his eyes and shook his head,

"It's too complicated to make sense."

"Hehe, if you want to say this Bodhisattva, it's not what I'm most worried about, although we always think we're a smart person, but there are actually a lot of those who are not too stupid.

If you really want to be stabbed down one by one,

That Xuanyuan sword, cut before us, at least seven or eight times before the first blood, right?

We're all mixed up like this, and it's not our turn to be in the first row on the execution ground, right?

Those bastard things, not all of them are like that prosperous wealth, those who can do that step, that step, are placed in front of us, and we are too lazy to go.

I'm not myself anymore, so is this still alive?

But those people are not stupid, but they are not particularly smart, so they may be forced to jump over the wall in a hurry;

So, you have to be careful.

The small life is light, but it is always stable.

Leisurely, return in peace, there is a piece of meat and a piece of bun, it is enough;

I can wait for that day steadily,

When the knife comes down,

Let's take a closer look,

Can we dodge this knife! ”

After the last generation finished speaking,

also subconsciously put his left hand on his crotch,

Pinched,

Then he pretended to be impassive and put his finger in front of the tip of his nose and sniffed.

All right

Found a familiar feeling.

But

It didn't ruin the image too much.

After all, the goddess also has to, and the man also has to hold his hand when he is shushing;

Nine out of ten boys pretend to have done similar actions in public places.

After all, sometimes it's really uncomfortable to get the muzzle jammed.

"Brother, you eat, take a bite, rest assured, before cooking, I have cleaned my hands, and besides, we are virtual and real, real and false, and we don't see any clean or unclean statement."

The last generation stretched out his hand and pointed to the meat and buns placed in front of Zhou Ze.

Boss Zhou subconsciously swallowed his saliva,

This meat,

It's really fragrant;

plus

This is still something that the prince personally cooked,

Even if it's a dream, at least the taste can't be faked.

Zhou Ze picked up the chopsticks,

When I was about to put down the chopstick,

Suddenly,

The power in his body, which had been silent before, began to revive,

While one of them is not paying attention,

Directly controlled his body.

"Holy!"

This change caught Zhou Ze a little off guard.

When I listened to other people's nonsense before, you were too lazy to listen, and you couldn't hide from me, so I was subjected to the other party's chatter.

When you really want to eat,

You're just out to grab your body?

"Tie Hanhan, don't be so excessive!"

Zhou Ze shouted in his heart.

If it's an ordinary dish, if you really let it go, you will let it go.

But God knows when the next time I'll be able to have a dream like this again,

And what if people change to playing the piano or and don't cook?

however

Ying Gou directly ignored Zhou Ze's resistance,

After taking control of the body,

Pick up the wine bowl first,

Took a sip.

"Good............ Wine ............"

The last "haha" smiled and rolled up his sleeves, revealing a fresh scar inside, with residual blood stains on it.

"I know brother, you're picky."

"Good............ Meat ............"

The last generation ripped open the shirt on his chest, and there was another bloody scar on his left chest.

The hand of the winning hook was placed on the bun.

"Good............ Steamed ............"

The last laughed and said nothing.

Below the gazebo,

The mountain peaks are majestic,

Location on the mountainside of Mount Tai,

A few pieces are missing,

It's like a bun.