Chapter 128: Hugh and Death
Tang Jiaren was sweating profusely, panting and replied, "Pull enough, you go and count." Hey, why does it smell so much blood? ”
Tang Buxiu replied casually: "Do you think that fish have no blood? ”
Tang Jiaren joked: "How big of a fish did you kill?" ”
Tang Buxiu laughed and said, "You go and take a look." ”
Tang Jiaren shook his head directly and said, "No." The heart is too good to see blood. ”
Tang Buxiu grabbed Tang Jiaren's waist and walked forward.
Tang Jiaren asked, "Why don't we go back?" The fire is all lit. ”
Tang Buxiu said: "What does it mean to sleep on the ground? Tie a wooden raft for the teacher, and let's row on the river, which is elegant. ”
Tang Jiaren said excitedly: "Great! Instead, he asked, "What about my preserves?" ”
Tang Buxiu touched his abdomen, looked satisfied, and replied: "Don't worry, they are safe in the stomach of the teacher." ”
Tang Jiaren was stunned, and stomped her feet bitterly: "Xiu Xiu, this is not right!" ”
Tang couldn't stop laughing and not saying a word.
Tang Jia said: "Supporting death is the most unworthy of sympathy. Before you want to kill yourself, you have to ask me! ”
Tang Buxiu soothed: "Okay, okay, next time I will definitely ask you first." Don't roar, the roar is so loud that the teacher's ears are numb. ”
Tang Jiaren looked sad and muttered, "Won't your heart hurt?" ”
Tang Buxiu sighed: "It's not very comfortable." The tail brace is too big and squeezes to the heart. ”
Tang Jiaren lowered her shoulders and muttered, "You just wait to become fat." ”
Tang Buxiu asked: "What's wrong with fat people?" ”
After thinking for a while, Tang Jiaren replied: "It's not bad, eat too much, sleep soundly, and don't panic when you fall on the wood." ”
Tang Buxiu said: "In this way, let's be a pair of chubby and round fat people with you." ”
What is the ...... What do you mean?
Tang Jiaren couldn't help but start thinking more. She looked at Tang Buxiu shyly, and quickly withdrew her gaze, pretending to be careless, and said, "Who wants to become a round fat man with you?" You're fat like that, maybe not as good looking as I am. ”
Tang Buxiu said: "For the teacher...... Defy! ”
Tang Jiadao: "If you don't believe it, try it!" ”
Tang Buji smiled indulgently and said, "Okay." ”
Tang Jiaren felt that her heartbeat had become abnormal again. This feeling is even more violent than when I see Qiu Yuebai wearing women's clothes, just like the feeling when I reunite with Xiu Xiu again. Her heart was beating so violently that she couldn't help but start to suspect that it wanted to betray her and jump into Tang's chest.
Tang Jiaren pressed her chest with her hand, trying to comfort it, or teach it a lesson, she couldn't be so unreserved, at least she had to wait for Xiu Xiu to stretch out her hands to her before she could allow it to pounce, occupy Xiu Xiu's chest, and roll around as much as she wanted.
Tang Jiaren glanced at Tang Buxiu for a while, and smiled secretly for a while.
Tang Bu said: "Mushrooms, don't be so scary." ”
Tang Jiaren replied rather resentfully: "Oh. ”
Tang Buxiu turned his head, squinted at the moon, smiled at the corner of his lips, and said secretly: Two years later, if you don't die, I will marry you as my wife and become fat with you.
Tang Jiaren pulled Tang Buxiu and walked quickly to the trees that she uprooted, pointed to those trees, and said proudly: "Look, this is the big tree that I uprooted!" ”
Tang Buxiu glanced at Tang Jiaren and said, "Why haven't you lost weight?" ”
Tang Jiaren pinched her medicine and frowned, "I'm very confused." ”
Tang Buxiu put down the big package and said, "Forget it, let's tie a wooden raft first." "Bend down and start tidying up the trees.
Tang Jiaren also bent down and followed the blind work.
Suddenly, her body stiffened and said, "Hugh, I'm going to fart." ”
Tang Buxiu didn't raise his head and said, "Woman speaks, don't be so rude." Don't put the word fart on your lips. Put it away, don't say it. When there are a lot of people, you don't say it, put it slowly, and no one knows that you put it. After saying this, Tang Buxiu realized that he might have taught wrong. As far as the mushroom is concerned, even among thousands of people, it will leak itself. However, when they thought that they were about to return to Tangmen, there was no need to be more true to her.
Tang Jiaren let out an "oh", relaxed herself, and let out a fart.
Tang Buxiu was jumped and took a step backwards. He stabilized his body, continued to keep his head down, and secretly said in his heart: Fortunately, he held his breath.
The crickets in the jungle were crying happily, the moon was big and round, and the two of them were busy sweating profusely there, and they were very happy.
Tang Jiaren's body was tense again, but this time she didn't say anything, and just let go of her joy.
I don't want to, this time it's a serial fart, a bang...... It's like someone setting off firecrackers, and it's like the earth dragon making a crashing sound when it turns over.
Tang Buxiu happened to squat on the ground and tie up Mu Gan, at first he didn't pay attention to Tang Jiaren's ass facing his face, and when he heard the first fart sound, it was too late. It's like a master's move, why fight for a move to defeat the enemy. Because, it can make people afraid, stunned, and down!
Tang Buxiu was bombarded by more than a dozen farts in a row, not only shocked his facial skin, but also dizzy, his soft long black hair became messy, and even his face was vegetable green, which was very miserable.
After Tang Jiaren was comfortable, she covered her nose, turned around and asked Tang Buxiu: "Xiuxiu, you are really amazing, you don't even hide!" ”
Tang Buxiu smiled effortlessly at Tang Jiaren and said, "For the teacher...... Not afraid of death...... Before the words fell, the whole person fell backwards and fainted directly.
Tang Jiaren was stunned, hurriedly rushed to Tang Buxiu's side, touched his snort, his eyes opened instantly, and after a while, he suddenly came back to his senses, pushed his body hard, and roared heartbreakingly: "Hugh!" You don't want to die! ”
Those six words, how grief-stricken!
A pair of assassins, all of whom died at the hands of Tang Buxiu. However, there is another person, whose name is Ear News, who is specifically responsible for delivering information. Such a person, who is not high in martial arts, is the best at hiding, and will always hide in a position not far away, listening to the movement with his ears.
When he heard this roar, he was finally sure that Lu Yeqi and the others had desperately poisoned the Tang Sect Master. He secretly moved forward, close to the direction where Tang Jiaren was.
If Tang was alive at this moment, he would definitely not dare to approach. There is only one Tang Jia left, and he is confident that he can clean it up.
Through the moonlight, the ear newspaper saw Tang Jiaren holding Tang Buxiu's corpse, howling so much that her liver and intestines were broken.
He took out the poisoned arrow he was wearing, set up a crossbow, and shot an arrow into Tang Jiaren's chest.
Tang Jiaren was trapped in her grief, she didn't notice the movement around her at all, and was directly shot in the chest by an arrow and fell to the ground.
As soon as the ear reported that he was happy, he had to come forward to check. If you can take the heads of the two of them back, you will definitely be able to do a great job!