Several houses around have turned off the lights, and when they heard the loud noise outside, all the lights were turned on, and after about two or so, Chen Baichuan ran out in pajama pants.

Pushing open the door, I saw a fire outside, and a man lying on a motorcycle screaming.

"What's going on—" Chen Baichuan thought about it.

"Don't move."

Yu Changmo's voice came from above, Chen Baichuan looked up, and saw a figure falling from the sky, Yu Changmo first jumped on the canopy, then jumped on the gate, and finally jumped in front of Chen Baichuan, for him, it was completed in a few seconds.

Chen Baichuan blinked, and he came down.

“... Big night without sleeping, playing what Super Mario - no, that guy——? Chen Baichuan felt that he was about to be scared out of the way.

On the wedding night, I was sweet with my wife, and I slammed it out...

"He's a bad guy."

Qianmo's voice also came from above.

Her movements were not as smooth as Xiao Hei's, Xiao Hei had already run over to catch people, Qian Mo carried the eaves with her hands, and slowly jumped onto the canopy, more than ten times slower than Xiao Hei's movements.

Chen Baichuan felt that he would jump down from the sky again after a while, and he would not be surprised.

Why do these children run to the roof in the middle of the night without sleeping?

"Don't always think of the two of us as unbearable, in fact, Xiao Hei and I don't sleep in the middle of the night, all to keep one side at peace, look, didn't you just catch a bastard who threw Molotov cocktails?"

Qian Mo said very righteously, Chen Baichuan lowered his head and was ashamed, hey, he misunderstood the babies - wait, what to throw?

"What's wrong with people?" Qianmo asked Xiao Hei.

Originally, she was worried that Xiao Hei would be unsafe, but look at the sore buddy rolling on the ground...

Well, life is always full of surprises.

"Probably... Pierced. Little Black kicked the rolling guy heavily.

Come on, throw it, play it, isn't it pretty powerful?

Dare to say that he obediently chopped dumplings, who is ashamed now?

Xiao Hei lifted the other party's black trench coat, and saw that the crotch of the trousers was already dark red.

"Let's go for the most tender meat dumplings - I guess I can't eat them, they taste..."

Don't forget to be angry with yourself.

"If you were in ancient times, you would have castrated yourself and sent it to the palace, maybe you would have a chance to be a chief eunuch or something..."

"Or, before you came today, you read the Sunflower Treasure Book? Obediently, what's on the first page of the Sunflower Treasure Book? ”

Qian Mo shouted in the air.

"If you want to practice this skill, you must first go to the palace!"

"Page two?"

"If you want to practice this skill, you don't have to go to the palace, a book, back and forth are these two sentences."

It's an old terrier. It's been a few years since this joke came out, hey, but this scene is still quite funny.

"Dude, do you hear me? Bai gave himself 'castration', he couldn't enter the palace and be a eunuch, and he couldn't practice magic skills to be undefeated in the East, the king would definitely not be able to be a eunuch, but it was still okay to be a eunuch next to the king... It's not right, eunuchs were high-ranking officials in ancient times, and you are at most a eunuch. ”

Little black poisonous tongue, treat all the goods that offend his goddess, don't you spray and keep it?

Oh, not only squirted, but when Xiao Hei was studying the knife... Knock it off.

The unlucky guy screamed, and he didn't know whether he was angry or in pain, and fainted.

Chen Baichuan and Qian Mo went over to watch, Chen Baichuan took a flashlight and shone the unlucky guy's next plate, as a man, he sighed.

Unconsciously clamp the legs.

Damn! It hurts so much, I can't bear it when I look at it...

Xiao Hei took off his mask, Chen Baichuan shook it with a flashlight, and when he saw it, he was so frightened that the flashlight pants fell to the ground.

Chen Baichuan has lived for most of his life, and he has never been so afraid as he is now, the flashlight fell to the ground, he took a few steps back, barely standing firmly, and Qian Mo hurriedly helped him.

If it weren't for his daughter on the side, Chen Baichuan would have been able to shout out, hell!!

Mu Mianmian also got dressed and came out at this time, carrying a flashlight in her hand, "What's wrong... Oops, what's on fire? ”

"Don't worry about that, the oil will be burned out without flammable materials on its own." Qian Mo patted his frightened father, "Dad, are you okay?" ”

"He, he, he?!" Chen Baichuan pointed to the unconscious guy on the ground, but couldn't find his own voice.

"What is he, who?" Mu Mianmian walked over and shook the flashlight.

"Ahh Shuai Qigang? Isn't he dead? ”

Mu Mianmian was also taken aback, but she was a little less responsive than Chen Baichuan, women seem to be weak, but in the face of major changes, women's resilience is even better than that of men.

"The one who died was really handsome Qigang, this guy was the murderer who pit my dad, he made himself look like Shuai Qigang, and then wanted to harm our family, and was discovered by me and Xiaohei."

"Oh... That's what happened..."Mu Mianmian reacted for a long time, and she didn't know if she understood it, so she saw her muttering.

"Pit your dad, and you still want to harm our family, pit..."

Before the words fell, as soon as the hand was raised, it was a slap!

Directly smashed the king's face!

It doesn't matter how this guy came here, what kind of conspiracy and plastic surgery or something, if you don't understand it for the time being, it doesn't matter if you don't understand it, if you dare to pit your own man and want to destroy your own family, it's not a good cake.

Deal with this kind of cake that is not a good cake, and the beating will be over!

So I only heard the snap and pop, and slapped his mouth in a row, waking up the unlucky king who had fainted again.

"You... Slut..."King said weakly, as if there was the sound of an ambulance in his ears from far to near, and the noisy voices of people around him, the neighbors heard the sound of it.

Mu Mianmian couldn't enjoy playing by herself, so she greeted Qianmo.

"Come silently, take advantage of this guy to be arrested and give your dad and a few slaps in the hospital!"

A sturdy Northeast woman, her sex is like fire, and she is really beaten when she says that she is beaten.

Qian Mo rubbed his hands, looked at the onlookers, and said implicitly, "That's so embarrassing..."

"Chen Qianmo, I'm going to kill you, kill you..."King's lips turned white, and he didn't forget to look at Qianmo with hatred, if it wasn't for Xiao Hei tying him up, he would still want to get up and struggle to do things.

"I don't really like to hit people, it's so unskilled - come and watch! This guy took a knife and fanned himself! Big incendiary people, if you haven't seen it, you must take a look, hey, Uncle Wang, don't you take your mobile phone to record a video and leave it to your grandson to be happy? Aunt Zhao, come on, come on, hurry up and record, it's too late for the police to take it away! ”

Why do you need to use a knife to kill someone, and your hand will hurt when you slap someone.

To deal with this kind of slut, Qian Mo only uses his mouth cannon, which is enough.

King was so angry that a mouthful of blood spurted out, and he vomited blood alive...

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