The leper monk came suddenly and left suddenly, and of course, under the watchful eye of the old way, he settled the bill.

"Is this person sick, boss?" Lao Dao asked angrily, "Poor Dao just stood by and listened to some of it, he actually persuaded the boss not to catch ghosts, if you don't catch ghosts, boss, where did you get your performance and money?" ”

After speaking, Lao Dao waved his hand and turned off the lights in the store, even though it was daytime, but after turning off the lights, the brightness of the store dropped a lot, and then he shouted like a treasure:

"Monkey smash!"

The little monkey immediately jumped over, holding two plastic fans in his hands, which were also dyed with silver powder, and when they were wielded, they really had a beautiful effect.

Lao Dao and the monkey stood in a row, and the monkey and Lao Dao stamped their feet down neatly, and shouted at the same time:

"Our slogan is!"

"Try! Step up your game! Step up your game! (Squeak squeak)

"Our spirit is!"

"Struggle! Struggle! Struggle! (Squeak squeak)

"Our goal!"

"Stygian! Pluto! Pluto! (Squeak squeak)

"Okay, call it up!"

The monkey immediately stepped back and jumped back to the bar.

Zhou Ze couldn't cry or laugh beside him.

"The underworld currency is justice, the underworld currency is everything,

Boss, don't let him fool you. ”

Lao Dao has a scar on his chest, and it is said that he escaped a knife from someone to his heart by relying on the underworld coin, so he has a deep obsession with the underworld coin.

Zhou Ze waved his hand, signaling that he was clear.

"Huh, is that you?"

The door of the bookstore was pushed open, and a young man walked in.

This young man Zhou Ze knew that he was an intern doctor in the People's Hospital, and he was there several times when Zhou Ze pretended to be a doctor in the hospital to help people see patients, and he could be regarded as helping him out of the siege a few times.

"Why are you here?"

The young intern was very curious about Zhou Ze, and he didn't even inquire about the relationship between Zhou Ze and Dr. Lin, and thought that Zhou Ze was really a doctor.

Of course, it is also because Zhou Ze's means of seeing a doctor are really superb, and it really makes the young intern doctors unable to distinguish it.

"There is no future as a doctor, and I have a business." Zhou Ze casually perfunctory.

"This is your bookstore?"

"Sort of."

At this moment, Tang Shi appeared at the staircase and looked at Zhou Ze.

"You sit down first, I'll go for a while."

The young doctor sat down next to him, and the old man served the tea very kindly, as long as you took the tea, it was a hundred minimum consumption.

Zhou Ze walked up to Tang Shi, "What's wrong?" ”

"Are you free tomorrow?" Tang Shi asked.

"Nope."

"And what are you going to do tomorrow?"

"I haven't thought about it yet."

Tang Shi nodded, signaling that he knew, "Then let's have dinner together tomorrow night." ”

As soon as the words fell, Tang Shi and Zhou Ze frowned at the same time.

Eating together tomorrow is a normal communicative language for ordinary people, but for these two, it is no less than a torture.

Eating together tomorrow night, in their ears, can be translated as "electric shock together tomorrow night".

"Let's have tea." Tang Shi changed his words.

"Guests coming?"

"Sort of." Tang Shi looked around and said, "You can relax, I won't rob you of the maid anymore." ”

Zhou Ze smiled and nodded.

After chatting with Tang Shi, Zhou Ze turned around and walked back to his original position, Lao Dao and the young intern doctor were chatting happily, and the two had the posture of forgetting their old friends.

Of course, with his veteran experience, he can become a confidant with anyone from the three sects and nine streams.

"What's wrong?" Zhou Ze asked.

"Boss, he said that the corpses in their hospital morgue are always broken or lost, but I can't find out who did it, I just gave him a trick."

As he spoke, Lao Dao took out a plastic bottle from his pocket, which was phosphor.

"Let me tell you, the custody is done by someone inside your hospital, you secretly sprinkle this on the corpse, and if you catch the thief, then your intern can also be regularized."

"Are you going to the Public Security Bureau?" Zhou Ze looked at Lao Dao, "What ideas are you giving to others?" ”

At this time, the young intern doctor answered the phone, probably urging him to go back to the hospital, hung up the phone, smiled at the old man, shook hands, and turned to leave the bookstore.

"Boss, is there really a corpse stealer?" Lao Dao was a little curious, he knew that Zhou Ze was a doctor in his last life, so he must know some inside stories.

"Yes." Zhou Ze replied.

"Then what are you doing, stealing corpses to transplant organs?" Lao Dao immediately asked.

"Is it so simple for you to have an organ transplant, the conditions for organ transplantation are very harsh, and it is basically impossible to steal a corpse from a morgue for an organ transplant.

Generally speaking, in the past, it could be sent to some medical schools or research institutes for dissection experiments, after all, human corpses are not mice, and experimental products are very scarce.

There are also some people who are more superstitious and will steal corpses to match the underworld marriage, and there are also some people who think that drinking the powder made of corpse skulls can cure diseases, in short, there are any theories, so the phenomenon of corpse theft is actually quite serious, but now it is much better after the implementation of cremation in China. ”

"Ground the skull into powder and drink? When pearl powder? Lao Dao made a gesture that wanted to vomit.

Zhou Ze sat down in his window seat again, a Nissan stopped in front of the bookstore, and a person got out of the car, a person who had returned to his hometown before.

"You're back!"

Lao Dao was very excited when he looked at Xu Qinglang's figure, he was tired of eating takeout, so he especially missed Xu Qinglang's days in the store.

Zhou Ze was very calm, but he also breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, his sour plum juice was almost finished.

Xu Qinglang didn't come in, but beckoned to Zhou Ze, and then squatted down at the door of the store.

It looks like he's preoccupied.

Zhou Ze walked out of the store, stood beside him, thought about it, and squatted down.

"What's wrong?" Zhou Ze asked.

Xu Qinglang didn't answer in a hurry, but handed Zhou Ze a cigarette, then sighed and said:

"I went home on a blind date."

"Happy event." Zhou Ze said.

"Ugh."

"Didn't match?" Zhou Ze asked.

Xu Qinglang shook his head, "It's too fast." ”

"How fast are you rolling the sheets?"

Xu Qinglang glanced at Zhou Ze, but did not deny it.

"It's fast." Zhou Ze sighed.

"I'm not like you, I'm still normal." Xu Qinglang reminded.

"Then what are you doing with a sad face?"

"The problem is, after it was over, they put a sum of money on my bedside and left."

"You've been prostituted?" Zhou Ze was a little surprised.

Xu Qinglang was a little depressed and said:

"I originally agreed to go on a blind date in a café, but the blind date didn't come temporarily, I didn't receive a notice, I recognized the wrong blind date, and then I sat in front of her and chatted, and then I asked her to go to the movies, and then accompanied her to go shopping, and then in the evening, she asked me to open a hotel to show me the script she had just written, she is a screenwriter."

"I guess it's a fluorescent script, the kind that you have to turn off the lights to read."

Xu Qinglang was a little helpless, reached out and grabbed his hair,

"After she left, she put 3,000 yuan on my bedside, and I regarded her as my blind date, and I was a little surprised that she was too open and avant-garde, or was it love at first sight?"

"Most love at first sight is actually a love affair."

"It turned out that wasn't the case." Xu Qinglang was very entangled.

"Did she treat you like a duck?"

"Can you shut up?" Xu Qinglang looked at Zhou Ze with a resentful expression.

"You took the money, you slept with people, and you didn't lose anything."

"That being said, I feel that my self-esteem has been hit, I am a man with more than 20 apartments, and I was actually prostituted by a woman as a duck!"

"Actually, if you think about some things from a different angle, you may feel more comfortable."

"For example?"

"For example, you have the most houses among the people who are ducks."

“…………”

"Or, among the people who have a lot of houses, they look like ducks the most."

“…………”

"I'm sorry, I'm not very good at comforting people." Zhou Ze patted Xu Qinglang's shoulder and continued:

"Cheer up,

The bed is the most erosive place in the world, so why take the relationship that starts from the bed seriously?

By the way, you went back to your hometown specifically for a blind date? ”

"No, the ancestral grave at home is going to be demolished, I'm going back to move the ancestral grave, by the way, there is a strange thing, I'll talk to you in a few days, now I want to go up and rest first."

Xu Qinglang stood up, pushed open the door of the bookstore, took a bottle of red wine from the bar, and went upstairs to his room.

The whole afternoon was quite leisurely and relaxed, and when it was eight o'clock in the evening, Zhou Ze was able to cheer up, generally according to this point, the real guests should also come to the door.

Xu Qinglang estimated that he borrowed wine to kill his sorrows, but he didn't go downstairs, so he still ordered takeout for dinner.

Lao Dao and the little monkey sat on a stool, and the two of them took a sip of peanuts and a sip of wine, and the little monkey's alcohol was also brought out by Lao Dao.

The door to the bookstore was pushed open, and there was a crisp sound on the other side of the curtain.

Pushing open the door and coming in was the intern.

Lao Dao was a little drunk, and stretched out his hand to beckon the intern doctor to come and drink a little.

There was no way, in the whole bookstore, he couldn't find anyone else who could drink with him, so he could only accompany the monkey to drink, and now that a living person came, he was naturally happy.

"I just got off work, and I forgot that I didn't pay for coming here today, by the way, I still have to give you the money for phosphor." The intern is still so honest.

"Don't, isn't it just a hundred yuan for tea, and it's only a hundred and fifteen yuan for adding phosphor."

Lao Dao pretended to be very generous.

The other party handed over the money, and Lao Dao took it angrily, then patted the intern doctor on the shoulder and said:

"If you really want to thank me, please let me go out to the restaurant, and let's have a drink and chat."

After speaking, Lao Dao glanced at Zhou Ze with some humility.

Zhou Ze nodded, it was a fake.

The intern didn't refuse, he wasn't a local, and because of his personality, he didn't have any good friends here, so he and Lao Dao hooked each other's shoulders and went out of the bookstore to find a tavern.

It's already dark, and the street lights are still bright.

Lao Dao and the intern doctor walked for a while, and when they were about to reach the tavern in front, Lao Dao turned into a dark alley next to him, unbuckled his trouser belt, and said:

"I'm sorry, I need to put some water first."

The intern doctor didn't see it either, and stood side by side with the old way, and also untied his belt.

"Hey, you baby, down-to-earth, I like it!"

"Haha, it's exciting, open defecation." The intern doctor was clearly led by the old way.

"What is this, human nature, by the way, did you rub the phosphor I gave you at noon on the corpse?" Lao Dao asked.

"I wiped it, but today the body was lost again, and the hospital called the police, but the police still didn't find a clue."

"Doesn't it work?" Lao Dao said a little apologetically.

"Well, it doesn't work." The intern nodded.

"Forget it, let's AA tonight's wine."

"It's okay, I'll ask you." The intern said.

"Medium, you kid has cards, I'm optimistic about you!"

Saying that, Lao Dao didn't wash his hands, and patted the other party directly on the shoulder to encourage him!

"You're old, you should."

The intern smiled,

Lao Dao was suddenly stunned,

I didn't notice it before, because there are lights in the bookstore and street lights on the road.

But in this dark alley,

When Lao Dao suddenly saw the intern laughing,

On the teeth of the mouth,

There's a faint layer,

Fluorescence.