The so-called chivalrous man is Mr. Lianggu's "Chu Liuxiang", "Li Xunhuan", and "Lu Xiaofeng...... I'm sorry, but now there is more Mr. Lu who plays soy sauce with me.

Well, this joke dares to call himself a chivalrous man? Then, there are too many chivalrous people in the rivers and lakes. What Zhang San, Li Si and others can also pretend to be chivalrous.

Maybe there are miracles!

The author is not talking nonsense, and this begins to tell the story.

The story of this book goes like this-

Recently, I was playing the game "The Legend of the Ancient Heroes" on the computer, and due to excessive fatigue, I fell asleep on the computer desk in a daze, and had a dream, in which I took a group of beautiful women to the rivers and lakes, and finally reached the peak of life.

The disciples prostrate at their feet, and the mountain shouted: "Congratulations to the master, to unify the rivers and lakes, for thousands of generations, and to be immortal!"

Hehe, my ambition is really not small, but I don't know that I am dreaming!

Take 10,000 steps back, even if I know that I am dreaming, because the scene in the dream is too real, so I will not hesitate to obsess with it, and I don't want to wake up.

I brushed my face and entered a closed room, in addition to the machines I knew, there were advanced instruments and microcomputers that I didn't know. The equipment is so sophisticated, and the technology is so sophisticated, I have never seen it before.

It turned out to be an engineering base for the study of time and space travel.

In order to help the Chinese people successfully realize the shuttle between the past and the future, the leaders have decided to entrust this major scientific research project to the international scientific research alliance, the X headquarters of Huaxia Branch to study and implement.

The tall, mighty, middle-aged, white-haired principal of ADU is a senior researcher who travels through time and space, and is also my special training coach. And I'm a volunteer traveling through the time tunnel.

I am a qualified person carefully selected from 100 million volunteers, (because the high pressure in the time and space tunnel, genetic recombination, is not something that ordinary people can bear.) It's just because my physique is very perverted, I can endure that extraordinary high pressure, and there is nothing wrong with genetic recombination. After a year of brutal special training.

Now the critical moment has arrived, so everyone is ready to fight and dare not be sloppy.

As long as there is a trace of sloppiness, the entire scientific research project and everyone's long-term efforts will be in vain.

Now the time is January 28, the fourth year of the 21st century, and the destination to be reached through time and space is Wushan, where the knights gather in the ancient novels. My purpose is to invite the chivalrous men of Lianggu's pen to come to the modern demon eradication and guardianship.

The principal is the craziest!

Principal ADU said solemnly: "Today's society is in a downturn, and everyone is drunk and dreaming of death, which leads to big demons and demons running rampant and killing innocents. Our Chinese authorities really have nothing to do, we only hope that you can invite Lu Xiaofeng, Li Xunhuan and other chivalrous guests in ancient times, and come to modern times to uphold justice for our Chinese people. ”

I, the fan brother of the heroes, gladly accepted the principal's order and took the Qiankun Treasure Bag, Time Tunnel Explorer, and Tranquilizer Gun in his hand.

The Time Tunnel Explorer is the size of a watch, and it's so well made that it can't be damaged by a knife or fire, so I can take it with me wherever I go.

"This time tunnel explorer comes pre-installed with a perpetual calendar software. Our scientists have set the time to limit you to eight years after August 8 today, and must return to modern equipment. We have this communicator that can travel through time and space, so that we can understand your situation and contact you at any time, you must not lose it, or damage it, remember! When the time comes, no matter what reason you can't give up, you must resolutely obey the order to leave, otherwise when the time comes, you will not be able to come back, and you will bear the consequences.

This treasure bag contains the medicine that saved your life in ancient times, as well as some daily necessities. No matter what you did in ancient times, this little cloth bag can help you in emergencies and provide you with what you need at all times. This tranquilizer gun, this tranquilizer gun, is the only weapon you will use to defend yourself when you are going to walk in the rivers and lakes in the future. These things must not be lost! Especially the Qiankun Treasure Bag, and the Time Tunnel Explorer cannot be lost. Your presence in them can be there. If you lose them, your personal safety is gone. ”

As the speed of light of the space-time tunnel machine 'reversed', the secret room I was in suddenly shone brightly, blinding my eyes, and I only felt that the whole person was floating and floating, and I almost fainted in horror.

The time shuttle is in the space-time channel, at a rate of every minute and year.

I was no longer scared at this time, but felt novel, because the time and space shuttle machine is a shuttle back time, so I travel all the way, and the historical trajectory cannot be separated. Every time there is a major event in history, I will pay a little attention to ,...... 'return of Macao' ...... 'return of Hong Kong'...... Oops, time went back so fast that I didn't have time to read many of the lessons of history until I ......

"Stop, don't move! Haha, see where you're still running?"

This is?

That's too funny, isn't it?

I was shocked when I heard this, and I was actually confused, and I didn't know what kind of divine I had provoked in this place...... Before I could come back to my senses, suddenly, a blue-faced and fanged devil appeared in the monitor, and I panicked for a moment, and the time-traveling machine suddenly lost control, and it went down with a dive - the situation changed so quickly that it was really between lightning flashes. Before I could hit the ground, I was stunned.

This time, I really fell asleep......

It's a dream within a dream.

When I woke up after a long time, I yawned, sat up from the covers, and raised my hand to pound my still aching head. When I looked up, I saw that outside the window, the moon buds had hung upside down in the western sky, and there were a few twinkling stars there.

"You're awake, young man. "A fat, short, middle-aged man with a beautiful face. He was naked, and the only thing he covered was a pair of pants. In his hand, he held a cigarette that was about to burn out.

Only then did I realize that I was in a fragrant study. "Sir, I'm ...... Where is it?"

The middle-aged man said: "In my home." ”

"I know it's in your house. I asked...... "I asked, "What city does my husband live in now?"

The middle-aged man took a puff of cigarette and said, "Yantai ......"

I was startled, "Ah!" "Excuse me, sir, what year is it?"

The middle-aged man was a little surprised, and said unhappily: "What are you doing? It's 1976." Young people are so playful, and they forget the time, how can it be reasonable!"

"Oops!" I jumped up in a panic, hurriedly dressed and hated, and checked my belongings, but fortunately, fortunately, they were all there, "Where is the machine that brought me?

The middle-aged man said with a strange expression: "That strange-shaped behemoth, it's outside." ”

I hurriedly ran out of the balcony, and when I looked down, I saw the time shuttle machine, and the trees were planted in the gutter, but fortunately, the fuselage was still intact, but the protective layer of the nose was vigorously impacted and completely destroyed.

The middle-aged man said: "What the hell is that? If I hadn't warned my neighbors to avoid it earlier, I would have almost had an accident, what kind of famous game are you young people playing?"

I replied, "Excuse me, sir, what is your name?"

The middle-aged man threw away his cigarette butt, "Don't be surnamed Xiong, and your name is Yaohua." ”

"What?" I fussed in surprise, "sir, are you...... Isn't it still ...... There is a name...... ...... full of rivers and lakes His pen name is ...... Do you want to be a good guy?"

The middle-aged man said calmly: "Yes, what's wrong?"

I was pleasantly surprised and excited, "It's great, it's my luck to be able to come to my husband's house in a daze, and I didn't run the wrong way." Sir, I adore you so much! Your novels, your "Chu Liuxiang", "Lu Xiaofeng", and "Li Xunhuan" are so wonderful!"

Liang Gu was not used to it, and said lightly: "Is it? I have a good feeling! I can't imagine that those shoddy works of contemptible people are circulating in the market, and they are still very popular with people, and this life is in vain!"

I then explained: "But that's not all, this time I have come on the orders of my superiors to find the heroes, heroes and heroes portrayed in your book, and invite them to the 21st century. ”

Lianggu's face suddenly gloomy, "Nonsense, nonsense, it's just nonsense." You don't have to waste your energy in vain, they are all imaginary story characters, where to find them? not in reality, let alone in history. Young people, go back! Eat enough and do more practical things, which is in the interests of others and the country. Alas...... Now young people, I don't know what you're thinking, are you really misled by my books?"

I was amazed and didn't understand, "Mr. Ryoko, what's wrong with you?"

Mr. Ryoko turned back in annoyance, "Young man, my new new human, you can go! I don't want to see you again." ”

I stood on the balcony and used the remote control to direct the time shuttle machine, only to see the machine buzz and start, boom!

"What's the smoke?" I was horrified, thinking that the time-traveling machine would not survive after all. However, he found that the green smoke came from Mr. Lianggu's study, and the stone that had fallen in his heart hung again, and he hurried into the room, only to see that Lianggu was burning the manuscript he had written with great painstaking efforts.

Lianggu said bitterly: "Burn, burn, burn, lest you spread the world to mislead people's children." ”

"Can't burn, can't burn, sir, why are you doing this?" I snatched dozens of his manuscripts and ran onto the balcony, jumping into the time-traveling machine without thinking about it, only to fall into a toad and flip my belly. I'm sorry, my stunts are terrible. I scrambled to my feet, patted the dust on my body, opened the window door of the time-traveling machine, dropped the manuscript inside, and shrunk inside.

I cleaned up my hair, fastened my seat belt, started the machine and took off to the sky, and said goodbye to Mr. Lianggu, "Sir, don't worry, I will definitely find ways to leave these dozens of masterpieces through the ages." ”

Mr. Lianggu chased after him, "Give me back, you pay me back." Come back, come back, you come back. It's helpless to be anxious below, "Hello, young man!"

What a yarn!

In the time travel machine, I turn on the computer to intelligently remove all other gases and infuse them with pure oxygen.

The computer displays a report: "Master, mission complete." ”

I ordered: "Check all the secret doors and close them tightly." ”

The computer displays a report: "Master, the secret door is completely tightly closed, and the inspection is complete." ”

"Very good!" I issued the order: "Adjust the historical track, and we move on." ”

The computer displays a report: "Master, ready." ”

"Very well!" I ordered, "We're going to have to get up and running faster than the speed of light." ”

The computer displays a report: "Yes, master, take orders." ”

We finally arrived at a historical space of the Ming Dynasty.

Not good, at this moment, the time shuttle machine finally malfunctioned, the reason is that Mr. Lianggu's manuscript, "Lu Xiaofeng", "Chu Liuxiang", "Li Xunhuan" and other books actually flew up for no reason, covering my eyes and the computer's eyes, causing the time and space machine to immediately deorbit and lose its way, and fall again......

This time it's a fall, not a fall.

In real life, the computer at home is still on, but I am no longer there.

Is there really a high-tech world that travels through time and space?

The camera switched, and I found that I had entered the game scene of "The Legend of the Ancient Heroes" and lived in the house of Judge Liu of Xudu.

The scene is antique and dreamlike.

Although I have played this game, but when I really get to the game, I am an idiot when I am immersed, and I really think that I have crossed it. I just don't know what era it was? Where is this mansion?

It was a boudoir filled with the scent of orchids, and when my consciousness awoke, I felt that I was in a gentle quilt.

Because of genetic recombination, I was violently impacted by the distorted time and space, and my body was extremely painful and tired, and I didn't even have the strength to get up.

Who can stand the rebirth of a pervert? That's me.

The headmaster and those perverted scientists were able to create such a perverted thing, and they really sent me here. I give them a thumbs up!

"Hey, you're awake! Don't move, your injuries aren't healed yet?" a nice voice, from far and near.

"What kind of place is this!Ah! Could it be that I'm already dead and got off Huangquan Road? No, doesn't it mean that Huangquan Road is eerie, why are there still beautiful women on Huangquan Road now?" I looked at her blankly.

The girl is in her twenties, dressed in a white dress and white dress in an ancient simple style. She combed her hair and temples, and her bangs naturally floated on a pair of big round eyes. A red goose egg face, with a mischievous smile on the corner of his mouth, focused on me. From my 21st century perspective, although she is not the most beautiful, she was already a beautiful woman at that time.

The girl was obviously very fond of compliments on her, winked and giggled, "You're funny, too." This is the capital city, the residence of Judge Liu under the Left Yin Division of Longmen, and I am Judge Liu's daughter, called Xiaojie. Childe, you went wrong in your practice, but fortunately, my father and I went into the Valley of Despair to collect medicine, only to find you lying unconscious in the mountain stream, so I rescued you back. But you're in a coma, and you've been in bed for a whole month. ”

I hurriedly thanked, "Thank you, girl, for saving my life, I have written down your great kindness." ”

"Hah! Last time, my sister also saved a son, guess what the result was? What kind of great kindness will be repaid in the future? That is, he ran away after bullying my sister, causing my sister to have no face for the rest of her life, and she had to become a nun. You got it, we don't expect you to be grateful. ”

"No, no, I will never let you be faceless, I'll leave. "I was so anxious that I rolled over and got up.

The girl blushed and wanted to wait for me to say a few words, but when she saw me move, she was in a cold sweat of pain, and hurriedly held me down, "You deserve it! Who told you to be so poor, you know that retribution is terrible!"

I held back the pain and said with a wry smile: "Now, you can't wash it when you jump into the Yellow River, it seems that ......" Xiaojie suddenly twisted my shoulder fiercely. "Ouch, your hands are so heavy! I'm going to die. ”

Xiaojie puffed up and said, "See you're still poor?"

"Don't dare! I don't dare anymore. I rubbed my shoulders, knowing that she must have twisted out the bumps there, and turned over to avoid facing her, so as not to embarrass everyone.

"Hey, are you angry, are you really angry?" Xiaojie slapped me, "What are you doing? A manly man, so stingy, really." You haven't told me where you're from, where are you going, why are you practicing kung fu in the mountains, and who else are there at home? Even if you want me...... Want...... I ......"

As soon as I heard this, I knew that this innocent girl was hard-mouthed and soft-hearted, but in fact, she liked me in her heart for a long time. But what does I like about me, who is not handsome or dashing, who is a stranger and who has no power? I laughed secretly, and tried to see how this bold and shy girl could express her affection. Hurriedly turned around and came back, embarrassed her and said, "...... How?"

"Oops, you're dead!" Xiaojie's face was crimson, but she kept smiling, both shy and reasonable, "Even if you want me to be your wife, you have to let people know where you come from." ”

I was in a little painful and whispered, "...... Tell you, I ...... In the next, come ...... Since the 21st century, a native of Anyue, Sichuan, with the surname Lu in his family...... In Gero ...... Sir, a sword. ”

Xiaojie's eyes widened in surprise and said, "The twenty-first century, what is the twenty-first century, and the twenty-first century is not far from the capital?"

I thought about it for a moment and said, "Maybe...... Far away!"

"Perhaps...... Far away?" Hearing my perfunctory reply, Xiaojie was not happy, "How far is it?"

I explained in embarrassment: "It's probably more than 108,000 miles, but it can't be farther anyway." ”

"So, who are you looking for here?" Xiaojie said: "I heard what you always called Lin Siying and Li Xunhuan when you were confused, who are they? Are they relatives or friends?"

I said, "Are you checking your account?"

The girl stared at her clear eyes and asked curiously, "What is a hukou?"

You're an ancient, you don't know this, hey!

"The lord is back. The maids outside hurriedly greeted.

An old man with a handsome appearance like Guan Yu, a burly figure like Zhang Fei, and a kind demeanor like Liu Bei, came in from the courtyard gate and said, "Where are you young ladies?"

A good-looking maid bowed and said, "Miss is waiting for the guests." ”

The old man was displeased and said, "Why don't you go to the waiter?"

The maid said: "Miss thinks that slaves and maids are clumsy, don't slaves and maids serve guests." ”

"Oh! The old man was secretly happy that his daughter had finally found the person she liked, "You guys go down and do something else!"

The maid said, "Yes." The slave and maid retired. ”

"Daddy is back. Someone finally knows what the hukou is. Xiaojie hurriedly went out to greet her.

The judge entered his daughter's boudoir and asked her with a kind face, "Is the young man awake?"

"Wake up, wake up, but my head is confused, claiming that I am from the 21st century, a native of Anyue, Sichuan, surnamed Lu, always clamoring to find what Li Xunhuan and Lin Siying are - Daddy, who are Li Xunhuan and Lin Siying? Where is the 21st century? How far is it from us? Also, what is the hukou?" Xiaojie looked confused, and asked her father like a crackling cannon, wanting to break the stuffy gourd in her heart immediately.

"Wandering, rambling, what kind of mess? Don't be in a hurry, explain it one by one. The most unbearable thing for this Lord Liu is his daughter's impatience, but as soon as her daughter finished speaking, she was also confused, "I haven't even heard the word 21st century, it's inexplicable." On the contrary, the hukou can be understood - it is similar to the life and death book, that is, the household registration of the local people under the jurisdiction of the government. I also know Li Xunhuan and Lin Siying, who are chivalrous warriors. Could it be their relatives and disciples!"

When the judge came to my side, I was embarrassed to be lazy in the bed, and wanted to get up to pay respects, but I pressed his big hand down, "Young man, don't act rashly, your injuries have not healed, and these vulgar gifts will be waived." ”

I said, "There is Lord Lao's trouble, and the boy is grateful." ”

The judge said: "From now on, we are a family, so we don't have to worry about this." ”

Xiaojie was secretly having fun on the side, but her face was red, obviously extremely shy.

I coughed dryly, to be distinguished, Xiaojie seemed to know what I was going to say, also coughed, and hurriedly said: "Childe, you want to find Li Xunhuan, my father is a judge of the Yin Division, and he has a register of life and death in the world, why don't you hurry up and ask him?"

"It's a long time coming, and there's no hurry. The Judge said with a deep meaning. Pulling something out of his bosom, "What are these?"

Isn't this my treasure bag and the tranquilizer gun?

Looking down at the Time Tunnel Explorer, I was relieved to see that it was wearing it on my wrist. But when I looked closely at the perpetual calendar displayed on it, I couldn't help laughing sadly and indignantly.

What's going on? Mr. Lu.

If you want to say funny, there is nothing more funny in the world than this story. Do you know what the perpetual calendar shows? But it shows a smiling face, and then it says, "Welcome to the chaotic world! Today is the first year of the mess, the first day of February." The rules of the game remain unchanged, and they must be implemented according to the custom of the ADU principal, otherwise they will bear the consequences. ”

I'm in a messy dynasty? This year is the first year of a mess? Today is the first of February? The rules of the game remain the same?

This? Isn't this completely disrupting the dynasty year? My journey through time, tell me how to go to find heroes again, where to find heroes, and where are the knights now?

What the hell? Headmaster, don't me!

Ahh......hh I laughed, laughed, and even laughed out of my eyes.

It's broken, it's all broken, it's actually a hodgepodge of all dynasties and time together, and even a brilliant brain is a mess, what should I do now when I encounter this situation?

What can I do?

The reality is like this, it was my wife Zou Xiaomei who entered all the manuscripts of Lianggu into the computer, wrote a program that was messy and messy for years, and finally gave birth to the game "The Legend of Lianggu Heroes", and I was the first player of her game as my husband.

Because the game is fun, it is really addictive, and it is more than ordinary people think!

The consequence of playing this game was that I ended up in a chaotic virtual world in my dreams. However, the rules of the game remain the same, and they must be executed according to the custom of the ADU principal.

Xiaojie was inexplicable for a while, she didn't know what to do, so she could only watch me laugh. When I had laughed enough and didn't have the strength to laugh anymore, he stepped forward to wipe away my tears. "Is it funny? Have you laughed enough? Do you still laugh?"

I asked, "Xiaojie, is it really the first of February?"

Xiaojie nodded and said, "Yes, is there anything ridiculous about this?"

When the Judge saw that I was mad, and thought that I was guilty of some kind of illness, he did not wait for me to inquire about the details, but hurriedly looked at him from side to side, trying to distract me from trying to save a fallen talent, "I picked it up in the place where you were unconscious. It's right next to the creek in the Valley of Despair. ”

Xiaojie hurriedly said, "Dad, have you shown King Li Yan?"

The judge said: "King Li Yan is my boss, how dare he deceive." We've been studying it for more than ten days, and even the well-informed Hades don't recognize these things. ”

When I heard this, I felt proud again, what else in heaven and earth could be more fun than the thing that stumped Hades!

After packing up the treasure bag and the tranquilizer gun, he quietly thought about what he wanted next. The perpetual calendar is chaotic, although I am helpless, but the task of looking for heroes must continue, and the eight-year period must be observed.

After a few days, my injuries were almost healed. So I went out to bask in the sun, did push-ups, played tricks and embroidered legs, and felt that my mental state was much better, and my brain was opened.

The next day, I packed my bags, went out of the house, and said to Judge Liu and Xiaojie, "I'm leaving tomorrow." For more than a month, it's really troublesome for adults, troublesome miss. ”

Xiaojie was a little resentful and a little lost, and said astringently beside me: "I...... Don't...... You go, I want you to ...... Stay...... Get down. ”

I was very grateful to Xiaojie for her affection, and said, "Looking for these knights, I have to complete my mission! If I can, I'll be back as soon as I'm done. ”

Xiaojie suddenly jumped forward innocently and said, "I want to go all the way with you." ”

I said, "This-this, I'm going, the journey is dangerous and difficult, maybe it's like eighteen layers of hell!"

Xiaojie decisively said: "For our future happiness, I am not afraid to share weal and sorrow with you!"

"Why are you doing this!"

"It's good for young people to go through experience. "Your Excellency Judge knows that the world is sinister, and it is true that there is not as much happiness as imagined in navigating the rivers and lakes. As he said, going to the rivers and lakes is like going down to the eighteenth layer of hell, and even more dangerous than the eighteenth layer of hell. ”

Alas, what an infatuated silly girl. If that is the case, I can't bear to let her suffer with me. I had to hide it from her, I secretly left in the middle of the night, and after she found out, there was no way to hate me.

In the starry night, he said goodbye to the judge at the east gate of the capital and went on the road to the eighteenth layer of hell.

The eighteen layers of hell are not real in this book, they are eighteen calamities—I just use it to describe the eighteen accidents that are described as dangerous and bizarre.

According to the rules of the game of "The Legend of the Ancient Heroes", listen to me tell you eighteen stories one by one.