Chapter 301, 302 Little Auntie
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"Uncle ......"
Zhou Tianchen wailed, and he could already foresee how miserable his fate would be.
Ye Mu looked surprised as if he didn't know it, and at the same time looked at Zhou Jinyan and asked, "Ayan, what did he call you?" Brother-in-law? You have such a big nephew! ”
Zhou Jinyan glared at Ye Mu angrily, "If I can't see you for a while, you will do my best to recruit people." I'll settle accounts with you when I go back. ”
Ye Mu stuck out his tongue and stopped playing.
Zhou Tianchen had a bitter gourd face and said begging for mercy: "Uncle.................. Who's ............ I ......"
"What that who! This is your little aunt, don't give me anything big or small. Zhou Jinyan reprimanded with a tiger face.
"Uncle, just spare me, you didn't introduce me, how did I know this is...... This is...... Small.................. Aunt .................." Zhou Tianchen swirled in his mouth for a long time, and finally spit out the word "aunt" with difficulty!
Ye Mu looked at Zhou Tianchen's extremely painful face, and he was about to go crazy with laughter in his heart. This guy deserves it!
However, Zhou Jinyan didn't seem to be satisfied, and he didn't want to let Zhou Tianchen go, so he said again: "By the way, Tianchen, why did you come back at this time?" Fake? It shouldn't be, a joint military exercise is going to be held soon, why can't you take a vacation now! ”
Sure enough, this is Zhou Tianchen's death hole, as soon as these words came out, Zhou Tianchen's face was called a wonderful one!
"I'll call my second brother and ask, you kid, don't say a word to the family when you come back." Zhou Jinyan took out his mobile phone to make a call as he spoke.
Zhou Tianchen's face changed suddenly, he pounced on Zhou Jinyan's arm and hugged him, and cried with a handful of snot and tears: "Uncle, I was wrong, I was really wrong." I only know how to worship the game of Go, which is played by the national player of Shiki, so I have a heart of intimacy; But the last thing I should have is not to know that she is my little aunt, my most beloved uncle's wife............ Uncle, I was wrong, I was really wrong.................. You can punish me however you want, that is...... It's ......"
"Just don't tell your dad?" Zhou Jinyan seemed to be very satisfied with Zhou Tianchen's attitude.
Zhou Tianchen immediately pounded his head like garlic. At the same time, he looked at Zhou Jinyan with expectant eyes. It looks like a puppy that craves meat and bones!
Ye Mu couldn't help but laugh when he saw Zhou Tianchen like this. It's so cute, she had expected that the scene when Zhou Tianchen saw Zhou Jinyan would definitely be exciting, but she didn't expect that now this is a completely one-sided scene. Zhou Tianchen saw Zhou Jinyan, it was like a mouse meeting a cat. The level of fear is extraordinary!
Ye Mu was very skeptical about why Zhou Tianchen was so afraid of Zhou Jinyan, and Zhou Jinyan would not eat him. However, Ye Mu didn't know Zhou Tianchen's history of blood and tears. His uncle is really tough. It's just for Keta!
Of course, Ye Mu didn't know what Zhou Tianchen was thinking, but she had to admit that it was still very cool to watch the play.
"Uncle, I'm just going out to let off for a few days to ensure that I will definitely go back before the exercise. You also know that the little aunt is now participating in the Go competition, hehe, aren't you busy, you haven't seen the scene of the Go game, how many flies are staring at the little aunt, who calls the little aunt is like a flower. You don't have time to take care of my aunt, I want to watch the game anyway, just to help my aunt catch flies! Zhou Tianchen's expression at this moment was definitely like a courtier beside the emperor. That's as flattering as you want.
Zhou Jinyan snorted coldly and looked at Zhou Tianchen, "Flies? It's good that you have this realization. If you know you're a fly, you should hide in the toilet, why come out! ”
"Oh, uncle, you said that the army is a latrine? Oh oh I didn't hear it, I didn't hear anything, I definitely won't tell that who, whoever. Zhou Tianchen immediately squeezed his eyebrows and said.
Zhou Jinyan was amused by him, and the coldness on his face was also broken. "Okay, eat first, and then clean up your kid later."
Zhou Jinyan pulled Ye Mu to sit down as he spoke, and he also sat next to Ye Mu. Zhou Tianchen looked at the two of them, and the place where he was originally sitting was occupied by his uncle. He wanted to sit on the other side of Ye Mu but didn't dare, so he could only find the safest and farthest position from Ye Mu and Zhou Jinyan aggrievedly!
"Ayan, how did you come up with the idea of coming to this place? If we eat like this, we should be poor if we can't eat two meals. Ye Mu said with a smile.
Zhou Jinyan's face was slightly embarrassed, but he still said quickly: "Don't worry, how can it be said that it is the first time that my nephew has officially visited your little aunt, even if he spends a little money, it should be deserved, indicating that he admits and respects your little aunt." Besides, Tianchen is not short of money for this meal, is he? ”
The expression on Zhou Tianchen's face is called a distortion!
"Also, what I said was that if you don't come, your nephew will also have a treat. It seems that it is really not bad for money. Ye Mu nodded, and began to order food with peace of mind, "My little aunt has never been to such a high-end place to eat, and she is curious about everything, but she can't bear to let her nephew spend too much, so I will just pick a dozen of the more famous ones." Oh yes, I don't really like Western food, thank you. ”
Zhou Tianchen felt that he was really capsized in the gutter, why did the green tendons on his forehead jump violently!
This demonic uncle and this demonic aunt are really a perfect match!
And Zhou Tianchen also said this sentence, "Uncle, my aunt and you are really a match!" "Both of them have a bad stomach. He even wondered if Ye Mu had already known about his relationship with his uncle, and tonight he deliberately set up a game to see him make a fool of himself.
"Really?" Ye Mu immediately smiled and said, "I really didn't expect you to say that we are a good match." Hey, I thought you wouldn't like my little aunt. Because didn't you say that I was a nymphomaniac ugly woman, so I thought that you would definitely think that your uncle would be wronged if he chose me. I didn't expect you to say that we are a good match now, which means that your uncle is also a stinky man. It's so good, it's really good, that's what it's called a good match. ”
Zhou Jinyan suddenly slashed Zhou Tianchen with his eyes again. This hairy kid is still so open-mouthed and can say anything. Zhou Jinyan was sure that it must be his nephew who provoked Ye Mu, and said that kind of thing to deliberately provoke Ye Mu's anger. Zhou Jinyan really has a headache, how can there be such an unobtrusive nephew!
Zhou Tianchen's face was completely green, he should have known, this woman would definitely hold a grudge" uh.................. Isn't I jealous, little aunt? Although, although you are not very beautiful, but that temperament is definitely one in a million, isn't it? ”
Fortunately, Ye Mu and Zhou Jinyan didn't really want to worry about him, so they let him gag a few words and passed.
Zhou Tianchen saw that the situation had calmed down, and he finally breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. It's really a bad year... has been retribution for many years. Sure enough, isn't it time to report that the time has not come!
Zhou Tianchen secretly calculated in his heart that all the things he had suffered today would definitely not be able to be recovered from his little aunt, and he should definitely not bear it alone. The so-called brothers, isn't it a blessing and a blessing in disguise? So, Zhou Tianyu and Zhou Tianrui, the two of you should also share a little for your brother!
Thereupon... The poor one is in the army, and the other is Zhou Tianyu and Zhou Tianrui, classmates who are abroad, suddenly feel cold all over.
This meal was really refreshing, and after eating, it was even more refreshing to see the tangled look on Zhou Tianchen's face when he checked out.
Jin Yan glanced at his own nephew warningly, and left with Ye Mu first. Leaving Young Master Zhou messy in the wind.
Ye Mu and Jinyan returned to the courtyard and the small building together... As soon as he entered the house, Ye Mu was hugged tightly by Jinyan.
"Little girl, you did it on purpose." Jinyan's breath sprayed on the skin behind Ye Mu's ears, and suddenly, a small pimple appeared. The color of Ye Mu's earlobes gradually turned pink.
"What on purpose? I don't have one. It's really your nephew who is too slippery. Don't patrol, to be honest, Zhou Tianchen looks really ...... No wonder it looks like a bee attracts butterflies. It's definitely one of the big flowers! Just the way he looks, let alone a woman, just a man... I'm afraid I want to know something. Ye Mu said jealously. Called an ugly woman by a man... But she could not refute what a sad thing it would be! It's rare that Ye Mu will remember the grudge so deeply!
When Jin Yan heard this, he couldn't help but laugh, "You're wrong. My nephew is not a casual woman to play. The point is that he doesn't look down on ordinary women. One of his mantras is... Women are nymphomaniacs. To be honest, after all these years, at least I haven't seen any girlfriend he has had seriously. Once the old man asked him if he had a problem with his orientation, and he was about to make the kid angry. As a result, he went to find a charming-looking second-tier star to spend the night with that night, and the next day he was photographed by the tabloids and published. That woman is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and she even said anything like forced marriage. forced that kid to be anxious, and that kid directly told the media that if he married a wife Zhou Tianchen, he would definitely not marry someone uglier than him. ”
"Huh? Hahaha, that's funny. Won't marry someone uglier than him? It's a shame that he said it. I see, just by his appearance, it's really hard to find someone more beautiful than him! Ye Mu leaned back with a smile, and the ambiguous atmosphere that Jinyan teased just now was gone.
"Mu Mu, do you also fall in love with that kid's face." Jinyan whispered, with an endless expression on her face if she dared to say yes.
Ye Mu secretly rolled his eyes, but still reassured: "It's very beautiful, everyone has a love for beauty, I just admired it twice." Besides, if you want to marry Zhou Tianchen, it really takes a lot of courage. Tell me, what woman can endure her husband being countless times better looking than her? I see, your little nephew wants to marry a wife according to his standards, it's difficult! However, if you get married, it is estimated that it will be easier. ”
Jinyan couldn't help but curl the corners of his mouth, "Well, I'll convey it for you." However, this kid does seem to be in love with you, you don't know this kid's character, it's really okay for the family to take her. If it weren't for the friendship between his Lao Tzu and the head of the military region he was in, he wouldn't even be afraid of his Lao Tzu. Wasn't he afraid that I would tell the second brother that he was back, because as long as I said it, the second brother would definitely have to call the military region directly. Although that kid is a ruffian, he is still an excellent soldier, and his military orders are like a mountain. It's easy to treat him in the army. ”
"Don't you say he also has a twin brother? I don't look like him! Hey, such a person should go to the entertainment industry, and he can be popular with that face! Ye Mu said with a smile.
Zhou Jinyan rewarded Ye Mu with a burst of chestnuts, "What kind of entertainment circle to go to, that place seems glamorous... It couldn't be dirtier. If that kid goes there, he will definitely be the first to break his leg by the old man! But one thing you guessed wrong, his younger brother Tianyu looks different from him. Tianyu looks very similar to the old man, and his personality is also calm, so he is also more liked by the old man. ”
"Well, fraternal twins, normal." Ye Mu nodded.
"Okay, this kid doesn't have a proper shape except for his slippery mouth and head... The character is good. When he came back this time, it is estimated that he wanted to breathe, and secondly, he wanted to watch the Go game. This kid is also obsessed with Go. But the level is average. These days, you are competing, and I have no time to work, so it is okay for him to follow you. Catch flies! Jinyan smiled.
Ye Mu couldn't help but roll his eyes, "Who knows what crazy your beautiful nephew is." I didn't meet his standards. ”
The two of them completely relaxed their nerves and said this casually, breathing... Gradually, it got closer.................. The night is misty!
Early the next morning, Ye Mu just got up, and when he got downstairs, he saw Zhou Tianchen in his living room.
"Auntie early, uncle asked me to accompany you to the game." Zhou Tianchen said with a smile on his face.
Ye Mu sighed secretly, how can he be positive.
"Have some breakfast... Uncle Qu's cooking is delicious. Ye Mu beckoned Zhou Tianchen to come to the table to eat.
"Auntie, I've already eaten it just now. You're up too early.................."
Ye Mu glared at Zhou Tianchen, left him alone, and ate by himself. It was almost time to eat, and Zhou Tianchen became an exclusive driver again, driving for Ye Mu.
The car was parked, and Zhou Tianchen followed Ye Mu into the arena to compete. Because the number of people in the game is still relatively large, the game is scattered in three large game rooms.
Ye Mu's two games yesterday were both in the same game room. Today it changed.
"Auntie... How long will it take you to do this round? I'll take you out when I'm done early. They're no match for you anyway! "Zhou Tianchen walked beside Ye Mu... Said very flatly.
Sure enough, Zhou Tianchen's unrestrained voice and obviously arrogant tone immediately attracted a lot of attention to the two. Of course... Those gazes certainly won't be good-natured" now the catchphrase of the lover's sight...... Popular Uncle and Aunt? ”
"Cut, there are many perverted thoughts. Isn't it just to seek a thrill, I'll try it when I go home, call my girlfriend, little aunt ......" Mu and Zhou Tianchen's faces were brushed all at once, all green!
Especially Zhou Tianchen, he originally had a very vague and indescribable feeling about Ye Mu, and it would definitely not be love anyway. But there may be a certain amount of appreciation and possessiveness. So yesterday, when he learned that it was the uncle who hugged the beauty, although the process of recognizing this fact made him very painful, but he thought it was still very good. It can be regarded as a fertilizer that does not flow into the fields of outsiders. If that person wasn't his uncle, he wouldn't be reconciled!
And because of Zhou Tianchen's awe and respect for his uncle, he naturally transferred this feeling to the new aunt. And Zhou Jinyan saw this clearly, so he let Ye Mu and Zhou Tianchen contact with confidence. Therefore, at this time, Ye Mu was really an elder like his uncle in Zhou Tianchen's heart. How can you tolerate such insults?
Zhou Tianchen was not a forbearant character, so before the boy's words fell, Zhou Tianchen's fist had already arrived.
Imagine, Zhou Tianchen, who is more than one meter tall and is still a special soldier, can that punch with anger be something ordinary people can bear!
As a result, people only saw a figure that looked rather obese, and suddenly flew out upside down, and the gliding distance was at least twenty meters! Then came a pig-killing howl. The smell of blood is also in the air.
Zhou Tianchen was full of anger, standing beside the fat man, condescendingly looking at the fat man lying on the ground with a breath and constantly shouting loudly, and said coldly: "Is there a kind of you saying what you just said again?" ”
Ye Mu's anger disappeared. Instead, he began to sympathize with the fat man who couldn't afford to be injured. Zhou Tianchen's punch was definitely uncomfortable. It's just that how to deal with this situation in front of you!
Because it was the time before the start of the game, when many players entered the game room, this scene must not be hidden, and many people screamed. Security also arrived quickly.
Ye Mu secretly supported his forehead. After thinking about it, I dialed Jinyan's phone as soon as possible and briefly told me what had happened. Jin Yan didn't say anything, just smiled, not surprised at all: "Don't worry Mu Mu, I'll make a call... You just keep playing normally. Don't worry about anything else. That kid is the master who itches when he doesn't cause trouble for a minute, and he will take care of the aftermath himself. Feel relieved. ”
Ye Mu hung up the phone a little helplessly, and saw that the security guards who came over in a hurry were surrounding Zhou Tianchen, pulling and pulling to prevent him from leaving!
Ye Mu stepped forward and was about to say something, when Zhou Tianchen spoke first: "Little aunt, you go to the game." I'll be waiting for you right here. It's a little thing, don't worry about it. Hurry up though... I'd like to take you to the farm fishing. ”
In an instant, Zhou Tianchen changed from a cold-faced Yama just now to a gentle and good man, which really made the people around him dizzy.
Ye Mu remembered Jinyan's words, knowing that Zhou Tianchen could handle it well, so he no longer insisted, and the comparison game was about to start, "That's okay... Don't be a bull temper, be careful. I'll be out soon. ”
Zhou Tianchen nodded, and watched Ye Mu walk into the elevator with a smile. As soon as he turned around, he was covered with evil aura again.
That's right, to solve such a thing, for people of their kind ... Or Zhou Tianchen, who often causes trouble, is a phone call.
When Ye Mu hurriedly came out of the game room, everything on the scene was gone. Zhou Tianchen was sitting on a bench smoking a cigarette, and behind him was a big non-smoking sign!
Ye Mu walked over and directly snatched the cigarette in Zhou Tianchen's hand and threw it into the trash.
"Your uncle never smokes." Ye Mu said lightly.
"Little aunt, please don't compare me to my uncle? Since I was a child, I have been pressed tightly by my uncle, do you know how devastated my fragile little heart is? Zhou Tianchen said pitifully, "Uncle didn't see him study before, but that transcript is still a school record." And then to the army ... It is also the selection of special forces to participate in the special forces... Hundreds of people, Uncle is the first again. From then on, I couldn't even see my uncle's back. Hey, what a sad history of blood and tears. Someone who hasn't experienced it firsthand... I can't understand it......" Zhou Tianchen sighed.
Ye Mu couldn't help laughing, "Well, it's really pitiful." Okay, I won't hit you in the future, just let your uncle fight it himself. It works better than mine anyway. ”
Zhou Tianchen suddenly wailed and looked at Ye Mu with resentment.
"Okay, I'm coming out so soon, where are you going to take me?" Ye Mu said with a smile.
"That's right. A few buddies set up a farm in the suburbs and hired local farmers to do green planting. And then there's fishing, picking, and so on. It's about the same as a farmhouse. It's not a business, it's just a quiet place for everyone. It's Sunday, and they're all there. It's still early before the afternoon game, so I want to take my aunt to have fun with me. Rest assured, you will definitely be sent back before the afternoon game. ”
Ye Mu nodded, "Okay." But...... You usually call me Ye Mu. Little aunt's little aunt's .................. The main thing is that this age is really ...... I'm not as old as you, but I don't want to be called old by you. Besides, even if you call me this way, even if you are walking on the street, you must not have to say what you want to say. You can still see one and fight another! Anyway, now that your uncle is not here, just call it by name.
I don't mind. ”
Zhou Tianchen's face was strange for a moment, and then it returned to normal, and he also nodded: "Okay." Actually, I really couldn't shout at first, but I was forced by my uncle's obscenity.................. But now I think it's okay to shout smoothly. ”
The two reached an agreement to call each other by their first names in front of outsiders. Because of Zhou Jinyan's relationship, he didn't tell Ye Mu's identity. is only Zhou Tianchen's own friend.
This seems to be a normal statement, but neither of them has thought it through, and even said that if it is a different person, this statement is flawless. However, this person is Zhou Tianchen, when did this young master have such a friend, or a woman!
It's a pity that neither of the two people with relatively simple minds noticed this detail!
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