Liuli Homo - Teng Snake Past Book

This is the same person written by the reader in the sky street Xiaoyu Runru.

It's really amazing, super touched, and everyone is happy~ hehe.

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Early in the morning, Ying Long, who was rushing to the nest after duty, met Teng Snake, he was disheveled, sleepy-eyed, and his hair was messy and draped over his shoulders.

"Teng Snake, it's early."

"Early."

"What are you doing in such a hurry?"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Go to the top of Suzaku's class. ”

"Suzaku has gone down to earth again?"

"Hmph."

Ying Long looked at the man's back as he gradually walked away, until his flamboyant and flowing white hair swayed in his field of vision. Then Ying Long patted his head and walked towards the waterhole in his own jurisdiction.

"Plop" jumped into the cold water, Ying Long sighed comfortably, and casually asked the maid next to him: "What did the White Emperor have to say yesterday?" ”

The lady replied: "The White Emperor didn't leave a message for the lord, but he also scolded Lord Suzaku to the lower realm, which is said to be to quell a rebellion in the demon realm. ”

Ying Long's whole body shrunk into a ball and soaked in the water, waited for a while, and looked at the maid: "Huh? Without? ”

The lady thought for a moment, and then replied, "Indeed, there is no ...... Well, in addition to taking care of Lord Teng Snake, don't be late when you take over. ”

Ying Long burst out laughing, remembering that the guy was obviously not just a stinky face that was holding back his breath in the morning, he couldn't help but urge the spell, and a string of water droplets popped out from his fingertips as a medium, and connected to the conversation with Teng Snake:

"Teng Snake, it's early."

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Early. ”

"You're still honestly on duty in Heavenly Court?"

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

"Yesterday, a few new immortals came to visit me and brought some quite novel things. I'll send someone to send a few pieces to the duty room, can I relieve your boredom? ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Lao Tzu is not happy, don't bother Lao Tzu all the time. ”

With a "boom" sound, the water droplets on Ying Long's fingertips instantly turned into swirling steam.

Ying Long retracted his fingers licked by the small flames that were rolled up, and said in his heart that this guy is really a fiery character that has not changed for a hundred years. Ying Long thought very sadly: Although the White Emperor is very fond of Teng Snake now, no matter how angry Teng Snake is, he will not be held accountable, but in case the White Emperor doesn't like this tone in the future, how can Teng Snake go on like this.

In short, it is not wrong to be more obedient. Ying Long thought about it and decided to make a pure heart plan to save the future of his buddy who had a hot temper and ability.

Ying Long's first thought was subtle. There is a famous saying in the world, called "Those who are close to Zhu are red, and those who are close to ink are black." Ying Long thinks this method is worth trying. So the next day, Ying Long made an appointment to Teng Snake to visit the thousand-year-old spirit turtle on an island in the East China Sea.

The thousand-year-old spirit turtle has been enlightened for more than 10,000 years, and it is one of the first spirit beasts in ancient times to cultivate the immortal path and ascend to heaven, and it is also a respected veteran in the group of divine beasts. Due to his quiet nature, the thousand-year-old spirit turtle almost never left his remote East China Sea Immortal Residence, and practiced in retreat all day long, not asking about the world. Ying Long listened to other divine beasts say that eleven of the eleven hours of the eleven hours of the spirit turtle old man every day are used to settle down, and the remaining hour is used to record the philosophy of life that the eleven hours have been realized, and he can't help but sigh that the calm of the old man's character has reached the realm, if he can discuss the true meaning of life and the philosophy of life with the snake, it can just turn the impetuousness of the snake into a hurry, then it would be the best.

Teng Snake was very unimpressed with the fact that he ran to an isolated island in the East China Sea early in the morning that was so desolate that birds didn't shit to visit an old turtle whose two feet had gone to the grave, but it was not easy to refute his brother's face, so he reluctantly pulled off the cloud and knocked on the door of the thousand-year-old spirit turtle immortal residence.

The boy in Yingmen was a half-immortal little turtle, he opened the door slowly, led Teng Snake and Ying Long to the atrium, poured tea slowly, and finally told the two of them slowly that his master was in the meditation, and asked the two beasts to wait for a while.

So the two waited and waited, from the day of three poles to the day of the west mountain, the empty hall through the hall was slightly cool, and the snake walked around, and finally broke out:

"What the hell is the old turtle doing? How to grind the mill like this! ”

Ying Long hurriedly waved his hand and motioned him to whisper, although the primordial body of the thousand-year-old spirit turtle is indeed an old turtle, but after all, you were not born when you were in the immortal class, so such a title always has a bit of disrespect.

Who knew that Teng Snake actually slapped the table:

"Lao Tzu doesn't wait, Lao Tzu wants to go first, you stay here."

Ying Long saw that he was about to step on the head of the cloud when he stomped his feet, so he hurriedly grabbed him and said softly: "Shao'an, don't be impatient." ”

"Dry head! Lao Tzu doesn't do things that he is unhappy with. ”

Teng Snake angrily shook Ying Long's hand, but he couldn't shake it off, so he was furious, regardless of whether he was in someone else's house, the fiery red divine wings spread out with a bang, and the gorgeous fire went straight to the sky.

Reckless, really reckless. Ying Long gritted his teeth, and also used his divine power to pull the snake, and for a while, the sky over the East China Sea, which was calm and waveless, was half oolong and half empty, and two huge divine beasts were dancing their teeth and claws in the steaming water vapor, attracting a group of small immortals who practiced nearby to come and watch, chattering and chattering.

At some point, there was an old man with white hair in the crowd of onlookers.

The old man looked at the fierce fight in the sky in a daze, and after a long while, he sighed: "It's old, it's really old." ”

After fighting for a long time, Ying Long finally realized that the situation was wrong, and came down to the ground after collecting the clouds and rain, and saw the thousand-year-old spirit turtle with a childish face at a glance, staying in place. Teng Snake lost his opponent halfway through, so he found a tree to stand on, hugged his arms and yelled at Ying Long: "You better save your worries, Lao Tzu doesn't need other people's guidance, Lao Tzu is walking his own way, ** people and birds?" ”

He caught a glimpse of the fairy shadow of the spirit turtle out of the corner of his eye, but he didn't mean to take back his words, but asked more arrogantly: "Old man spirit turtle, did you say it?" ”

Ying Long's mind buzzed, and he instinctively looked in the direction of the spirit turtle. saw the spirit turtle clapping his hands and said slowly: "Well said." ”

Ying Long opened his mouth and stammered, thinking that this old man of the spirit turtle was not angry, so he hurriedly stepped forward and apologized: "I didn't expect to alarm your old man and disturb your decision, the juniors have no intention of offending, it's really a crime." ”

The old man of the spirit turtle shook his hand with a smile: "You kid knows the rules and knows the general situation, and he is a good boy, but," his hand pointed to half of the sky, facing the direction of the snake: "That kid is also good." ”

Ying Long's five thunderbolts stood in place.

The old man of the spirit turtle continued unhurriedly: "Fresh and smart, natural and spontaneous, this courage has been rare in the Heavenly Court since the Great War of the Flood and Famine. It's really a likable child, and it would be nice to have a few more of these in the younger generations. ”

Teng Snake stood proudly in mid-air, squeezing his eyes at Ying Long, and Ying Long was as if he hadn't heard it.

The spirit turtle looked up at the gloomy sky, and felt a little regretful: "It's not too early, and it's time for me to settle down, so let's go back first and I won't send it." If you have free time in the future, remember to visit my old man's home often. ”

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After returning from the East China Sea, Ying Long was very discouraged.

Teng Snake went out to play very heartlessly, and he didn't feel Ying Long's sadness at all. Ying Long thought about the vicissitudes of life: Will he be an old mother's life? Because after suffering such a huge blow, Ying Long's mind was still full of various personality transformation plans for Teng Snake.

After thinking about it for a long time, Ying Long finally found a reason for himself: he is actually not a mother-in-law, but a good boy who likes to persevere to the end - the mystery of youth lies in the "perseverance" sung by the human man with a hoarse voice.

So Ying Long made up his mind with two black circles under his eyes, and he would not abandon or give up on Teng Snake.

How can a problematic child like Teng Snake and a powerful finger carry out a reversal of the outlook on life? Ying Long was very worried, so he was distracted on duty every day, please be distracted, and he was distracted when he walked - the first time he hit a telephone pole, the second time he bumped into the Night Wandering Immortal, and the third time he bumped into the Vermilion Bird who completed the task and hurried back to Heaven to restore his life.

Suzaku was taken aback when he saw the bruises and swollen bags on Ying Long's head: "Ying Long, you ......" didn't I crash into this, right?!

Ying Long shook his head very decadently, seeing that it was a Vermilion Bird, the bitter water was boiling in his stomach, but he couldn't pour it out.

You can't tell Suzaku about this matter, Suzaku is not very good, but he is naturally warm-hearted, if he complains to him, he will definitely wave his hand and promise with pride: "Wrap it up on me!" ”

I saw that Suzaku really stepped forward and patted Ying Long's shoulder: "What are you worried about, buddy?" If there's any problem, I'm covered! ”

Ying Long swallowed his saliva, and his heart just couldn't wrap around you, and his mouth was perfunctory: "It's not important, it's just that I recently raised a tengu, and I especially like to eat sweets - you know that it's not good to eat too much sweet, I want him to change to sour, but I don't know what method to use." ”

Suzaku smiled: "Brother, you are so interesting, this little thing is like this, it is not like you." ”

Ying Long's eyes lit up when he heard Suzaku say this, maybe this simple straight-brained Suzaku really had a way to solve it, so he said, "Could it be that you have any countermeasures?" Tell me quickly. ”

"Well, there is no solution. But if you have a way to make the dog's teeth spoil because of the sweetness of the day, then the dog will suffer a loss, and it will naturally change to sourness - won't it be knotted? ”

Ying Long was stunned.

That's right, why didn't he think that there was no way to make his teeth bad, he could find some examples to kill chickens and monkeys. As long as he looks at Teng Snake now, and is slowly collecting some bloody examples of hot and mistaken things to show him, after a long time, Teng Snake will probably have an epiphany on his own.

Ying Long didn't expect the opportunity to come so quickly.

At an ordinary fairy friend tea party, he unexpectedly heard that the goddess of war general who used to be above ten thousand people under one person was about to be thrown into reincarnation because of her stubbornness.

What a beautiful old man the general was, even a divine beast like him who had ignored everything remembered a little. Ying Long felt that this was a good case, so he quickly found Teng Snake and pretended to mention it casually:

"Teng Snake, do you know that God of War general?"

"Huh?" Teng Snake's mouth was stuffed with food, and he replied a little carelessly and slurred: "It seems to ...... I know, it's a beautiful little lady who is a thief, and I heard that it's quite powerful. ”

"I saw her today."

"Oh?" Teng Snake suddenly came to the spirit: "Where is she?" Some people have long said that she is also fire-resistant, and there are some ghosts. I've always wanted to ...... with her Well, let's learn. Let's see which one is more powerful than her! ”

Ying Long pretended to sigh: "Hey, it's a pity that you're a step late." ”

"What's wrong?"

"That general has been sent to reincarnation."

"What? How could she ...... Thrown into reincarnation? ”

The words finally came to a critical point, Ying Long took a deep breath, bitter and full of feelings, and the words were clear, all in one go:

"The general! Relying on receiving the favor of the Emperor of Heaven! Willful! People are stubborn and stubborn! Unwilling to endure! There were even several disputes with the Emperor of Heaven! Thereupon! Knocked into reincarnation! Tortured! The future is ruined!! ”

Teng Snake was silent.

Ying Long seemed to have a premonition of Teng Snake's enlightenment, and couldn't help but be a little excited and nervous, he even guessed what Teng Snake's next sentence would beβ€”it should be a very painful remorse: "Ah, she's so miserable!" I have to listen to the words of the Immortal Emperor in the future, but I can't be like her! ”

He was looking forward to it, looking forward to it, only to see Teng Snake slowly raise his head, two ominous small flames flashing in his eyes.

With a fluttering word, he sent Ying Long to hell.

"So the God of War general is in the lower realm? Great, I won't alarm the Emperor of Heaven when I fight with her in the future! ”

Ying Long was sad.

Since he was born, Ying Long has never been so sad. He coiled his body in a ball, deep in the water, and no one could call out.

He's going to be beaten to death, and he's going to pay no more attention to the dead snake. If this continues, it will not only be Teng Snake who may offend the Emperor in the future, but also add him.

Could it be that Teng Snake Si Huo, really fought against him? And this character is like a fate, and it is really beyond his power to change a thing? Ying Long was very complaining and squatted at the bottom of the black rumbling water to count the aquatic plants, full of thoughts of looking up to the sky and howling: he was unwilling, unwilling!

He just wants to fulfill a small wish, how innocent?

After a long time, all of a sudden, a small flame burst out of the water.

Ying Long opened his eyes half-dead: "Teng Snake? ”

"Hey, where did you die, you didn't come out for so long?"

Teng Snake easily didn't ask for help, although Ying Long said that he didn't pay attention to Teng Snake, but the buddy friendship still couldn't be ignored. He hurried to the place where the signal was issued, only to feel that the air around him was hot and sultry, and then looked at Teng Snake, and found that his aura was even hotter.

It's not heat, it's Charizard, it's sparks splashing, it's fire!

Ying Long looked curiously at the good friend who incarnated and immediately detonated the fire bucket, and Teng Snake also looked annoyed and didn't speak. After a while, a clear smile bloomed on Ying Long's face, and he was young and dashing and dignified.

"Teng Snake, it's early."

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"What did you ask me to do?" Ying Long blinked.

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"It shouldn't be the master's order, I want you to use the clouds and rain." Ying Long pretended to be naΓ―ve.

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"Speaking of Teng Snake, when did you become a spirit beast, or a ...... Mortal? ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ I don't need you anymore! ”

Teng Snake soared, flicked his sleeves and turned to leave, his silver hair fluttering up and down.

Ying Long grabbed him.

"Don't be aggrieved like a little daughter-in-law, it's not without benefit to be a spirit beast, since your master has accepted you, he must be a person with different talents, and it is better to follow him than to run rampant and domineering in the heavenly court......"

Teng Snake didn't wait for him to finish, shook him off again, and left angrily. The rain summoned by Ying Long's spell evaporated before it could fall on him, turning into a cloud of mist that enveloped him, covering him.

Ying Longmu sent the snake away, and then looked up at the sky.

It was raining, and he brought the rain. But Ying Long knew that he was crying, and he was still crying.

Ying Long was in tears.

His wish for so many years has finally come true. Teng Snake finally has a nemesis to restrain his temperament, and since then his life has been peaceful and his future is unlimited.

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