Eighty-six beautiful men have an expiration date

Eighty-six

Beautiful men have an expiration date

To celebrate the new home. I invited Xinxin Manman and Lin Yushi to come to my house for dinner, and I originally invited Cheng Song, but he called temporarily to say that he couldn't come.

The three of them helped me cook together, and Manman became a nymphomaniac again, seizing every opportunity to help Lin Yushi and get close to him, but Shi always politely stayed away. I'm glad that Cheng Song didn't come, otherwise who would the vines have to chase?

I've tried to persuade Manman a few times, but she doesn't listen, we could have been good friends, and she embarrassed everyone like this.

I knew Lin Yushi could cook, but I didn't expect him to actually cook Yu cuisine, he made a bean foam and a pulp noodle, which is very pure Luoyang flavor. I haven't eaten such authentic hometown food for a long time, and I have a great appetite.

"Eat slowly, Xiaoxue, I made a double serving." Lin Yushi said while serving me soup.

Manman was very angry and said, "You only have Xiaoxue in your eyes, where did you put me and Xinxin?" ”

"This bowl is yours." Lin Yushi placed the soup in front of the vines.

Manman took a sip and said, "It's pretty much the same. ”

He gave Xinxin another bowl before he sat down to eat. While chewing, I hurriedly helped him pick up a piece of food and said, "The stone is hard, eat it quickly, it won't taste good if it's cold." I finally swallowed a big mouthful of something in my mouth, "Why does the Henan food you make taste so pure?" ”

"My ancestral home is Henan, and my grandfather grew up in Luoyang. He taught me to cook Henan cuisine, at that time, I didn't study hard, and then I met you, recalling what my grandfather taught back then, and I taught myself again, and the taste was okay, right? He smiled.

Manman exclaimed: "Wow, you are doing everything for Xiaoxue, and you said that you are just friends, don't hide from us and secretly fall in love." I don't have a problem with you, but I still have a way to deal with Xiaoxue. ”

I choked on her laughter, coughing, and speechless. Lin Yushi hurriedly went and poured me a glass of water.

Xinxin said to Manman reproachfully: "Manman, don't always mess with the mandarin duck score, don't you see the stone treating Xiaoxue as a sister?" ”

Manman didn't show weakness: "Don't you know that the love between brother and sister is stronger?" The love based on the brother-sister relationship is stronger. ”

I was just feeling better, and when she said this, she choked a second time and coughed up tears.

Manman was more reasonable at this time: "I said it, right?" I'm so nervous that I can't even speak! ”

I really couldn't stop coughing, went to the bathroom and coughed for a while, finally calmed down, returned to the dining table, and simply teased Manman: "Manman, we had an agreement at the beginning, you have priority for stones, but now a year has passed, and you are tired of playing, don't want stones." So I decided to fall in love with the stone from now on. And what a good boy we are, we can go up to the hall and down to the kitchen. After saying that, I patted Lin Yushi's head like an adult to a child.

This time it was Lin Yushi's turn to choke, and he ran into the bathroom for a while before coughing stopped.

Xinxin was completely lost by us: "You are really a pair of living treasures, how did I make you living treasure friends?" ”

Manman protested: "I didn't say I don't want stones, my priority is indefinite, Xiaoxue can't break the contract!" ”

Not to be outdone: "That's not good, your priority can't be indefinite, beautiful men have a shelf life, you don't want it when he passes the shelf life, it will rot in my hands, and I don't collect rags." ”

The three of us girls were at war, and poor Lin Yushi could only be a servant, not only to clean up the dishes and chopsticks, but also to bring us tea and water to relieve the quarrel in the throat.

Not long after I went to work, I received a call from Jiang Shuiyue, and I put down my work and immediately rushed to the boss's office.

"Mr. Jiang, are you looking for me?" Although in private I call Sister Jiang Shuiyue, I'm not stupid. In front of the company and outsiders, he still respectfully calls Mr. Jiang.

Jiang Shuiyue put down the boss's shelf very enthusiastically, pulled me to sit on the sofa and poured tea. I know, this is a bad omen.

Sure enough, she quickly got to the point: "I heard that you came up with a brilliant trick to make a wedding banquet, is that so, Xiaoxue?" ”

My heart was beating wildly, the boss was the boss, and I knew it so quickly! I was confused, didn't know how to answer her, and hesitated.

She spoke again: "I know that you don't want to tease your sister, and you don't like to make a small report to come to me to report the news, if you don't report to your sister, someone will report it." ”

"Mr. Jiang, I ...... "You guessed too right, I am such a person, you can blame it."

"Okay, my sister still doesn't know you? I'm not blaming you, I'm very interested in your plan, and I also want to test whether Yao Zengzhe can find me, he keeps saying that he loves me, and I want to see how deep his love is. The corners of her mouth are curled, a hint of naughtiness, charming and cute.

I was relieved that this was the case.

"You must inform me when you design the plan, and I will provide you with more convenient conditions."

I nodded and said, "I didn't want to participate, if you're interested, I'll play with them." ”

Such. With the strong support of the parties, this nonsense plan was carried out smoothly. Even the popular actress Tang Yan joined in to participate in playing the fake bride. Things are getting more and more interesting, I hope Yao Zengzhe won't carry a fake bride into the cave room.

Time is approaching day by day, tomorrow, tomorrow will be the day of great joy of the river and the moon. Jiang Shuiyue's parents also traveled from Sichuan to attend their daughter's wedding. Jiang Shuiyue's father set up a small business in his hometown of Chengdu, no wonder Jiang Shuiyue has business acumen and his father's genes; And her mother is a famous Sichuan opera actor, no wonder she has such a beautiful appearance, and her mother's genes are all due to her parents.

It has been a few days since the second elder arrived in Haidu, and because Jiang Shuiyue is very busy, most of the time I accompany the second elder to go shopping. Today, I took the second old man back from the new house and sent him to the hotel. Early tomorrow morning, Jiang Shuiyue will go to the hotel where the second elder stays and wait for the wedding car to marry to the home of the Golden Rose Community, and then symbolically sit at home, and then go to the Han Lexiang Hotel where the wedding will be held. So tomorrow I'm afraid we're going to be in the early hours I had to get up and rush to the hotel where the second elder was staying. In order to facilitate my work, Jiang Shuiyue has specially assigned me a car these days, the car is not bad, it is an Audi, according to my level in the company, it is far from the level of the car, this is just to help her, give me a few days.

Han Lexiang Hotel is a five-star hotel chain under Han Lexiang. Branches are located in several cities in China and Southeast Asia. It is rumored that the hotel of Han Lexiang Group is managed by a mistress of Cold Night. I will not say anything about this for the time being.

After sending the second elder back to the hotel, I drove home. As soon as I arrived at the door of the community, the mobile phone rang Andy Lau's "If You Are My Legend", and my heart fluttered, which was a ringtone specially set for cold nights.

Hurriedly stopped to answer the phone: "Hey, hello." "My voice is sweet and gentle, but not pretentious.

"Xiaoxue, haven't slept yet?" His familiar snarky voice came.

"Well, Mr. Jiang is getting married tomorrow. I'm going to die. ”

"Pay attention to rest, don't let others get married, don't exhaust yourself, save your energy and use it for your own marriage in the future." He laughed.

This guy always likes to make fun of me at the right time! "It's okay, my future husband loves me very much, and he will do everything well, don't worry about it." If you want to chill me, I won't keep it for myself, anyway, you are already a leftover man, and I still have time.

He smiled: "I have something to ask you for help, is it convenient now?" ”

It turned out that there was something to ask me for, and he made fun of me. Give Jiang Shuiyue a follower? Do I remember, am I like a forgetful man? "Tell me."

"You go to my house, open my computer, there is a document in it, please send it for me."

"Your house...... "I don't seem to be able to fly through the walls and enter the house, right?"

"I'll tell you how to get there."

In this way, under the command of the cold night telephone, I came to the family building of the Haidu Film Studio where he lived. The buildings here are very old, and they seem to be the products of the seventies and eighties of the twentieth century. I followed the instructions and found the building where he lived, and he lived on the fifth floor of the top floor. I parked and got out of the car, the weather was very cold, and there were snowflakes falling from time to time, and there was no one in the community, only the light from the windows in the building made me feel a little warm.

Climbing up the dark narrow staircase, I couldn't believe more and more that there would be a billionaire living in such a building, and there were definitely masochistic tendencies in the party's cold night.

He told me that the key to his house was tucked under the door, and I broke a twig from the broken broom in the hallway, pulled the key out, and opened the door.

As soon as I entered the door, a foul smell came to my nose, and I fumbled with one hand to turn on the light, and covered my nose with the other, and my heart was pounding. Beautiful men have an expiration date, do ugly men still have an expiration date? But even if he had, he wasn't at home. The smell of a broken house can't be caused by corpses, and it is said that some bad guys will kill people. Throw it into a house where the owner is often not at home, and it will only be found to rot.

"What's wrong, Xiaoxue? Did you open the door? "Cold night asked on the phone.

"It's on, but it'...... Mr. Han, you are in the house...... It stinks. ”

He didn't believe it: "No, I haven't been back for a long time, even if there are stinky socks that haven't been washed, the smell should be evaporated, right?" ”

"Really...... It's stinky, you won't have ...... in your house What's the matter? I asked cautiously.

He smiled: "That's maybe, maybe there will be ......."

"Ahh Don't say it! "I was so scared that I jumped out of the room, this man was so bad that he scared me at this time.

"Okay, Xiaoxue, it's okay, you go to the kitchen and take a look, I guess there's something wrong there."

I re-entered the room, and his room was really a mess, with piles of things, and the room looked like a warehouse of groceries. Found the kitchen, and sure enough, found some rotten vegetables and a piece of meat that had become foul-smelling. I found the garbage bag, cleaned up the smell, threw it in the downstairs bin, and climbed up again.

Han Ye was already impatient on the phone: "Xiaoxue, can you bear with it?" International calls are expensive. ”

He also felt sorry for the long-distance phone bill of a few dollars!

I found his computer, turned it on, found what he wanted to use, connected to the Internet, sent it to his mailbox, and he confirmed that it was OK.

He hung up the phone, turned off the computer, visited his messy nest, and reconfirmed that the man did have masochistic tendencies. I wanted to help him clean up the room, but I was a little unwilling to think that he had just scared me. I'm so sleepy, I have to get up early tomorrow and leave. You have money and lovers, why don't you let them clean up your room? My heart is sour, I don't know if I feel sorry for him to live in such a simple house, or because I listen to the rumors and rumors with the smell of vinegar...