Chapter 20 The power of the ghost
"Why?"
"I guess, it's probably because the profession of selling houses has awakened your ability to be a ghost. After all, it's been a thousand-year-old business. What you originally did was the real estate management work of the prefecture, and to put it bluntly, you are also the director of the real estate bureau, the developer and the real estate registration window. Anyone in the prefecture who wants to buy a new house, or resell an old house, must obtain your consent. Since you fell into the Lechuan River and disappeared, the property in the underworld has been unmanaged, and no one has built new buildings. Everyone lives in an old house from 400 years ago, and the situation is very bad. ”
"The director of the real estate bureau, the developer, the real estate registration window...... Me? Am I doing so many things alone? You have to build a house and sell a house, you have to manage a house and register a house, are you oppressing me? ”
Even though Xue Yan has a good temper, he is also angry with the prison painting. At this time, you still care about the question of whether to press or not? What an important fat difference this is! There is no motivation at all!
"It's not that we're going to squeeze you, it's that you have the ability. Ever since I saw a very beautiful house, I have ordered someone to check your background and follow your name to find out your deeds. You were a poor woman when you were alive, your family was poor, and you finally saved a little money to buy a small house, but because a bully took a fancy to you and wanted to occupy you as a concubine without success, she made a hindrance and did tricks on your family's house deed, resulting in the money and house being empty, and finally living on the street and freezing to death. Later, he was reincarnated again, and all ten lives fell into the same fate. Therefore, your soul has a kind of devastating resentment about real estate and formalities, and this resentment has turned into a substantial force when you re-enter the underworld in your tenth life. The underworld is really difficult to solve, so you can only cross out the name in your life and death book, leaving you to be a ghost errand and be in charge of real estate. Now all the houses where the ghosts live in the underworld, and all the buildings that contain and hold the ghosts, are all built by you. ”
Hearing this, the prison painting widened his eyes and looked at Xue Yan fixedly for a long time before he came up with a sentence: "I'm so bullish!" ”
"yes, you're a great dealer." Xue Yan continued with a smile: "You have been missing for four hundred years, so at the beginning you said that you were called a prison painting, but I didn't react. And you've changed, making it even harder to recognize. Later, it was my subordinates who turned things upside down and confirmed your identity. "Hehe, what he didn't say was that he didn't recognize it, but he didn't remember the appearance of the prison painting at all. After all, it was not the era of falling in love first and then getting married, it was hazy before marriage, and it was good to have a good impression when you saw it a few times, how could you remember it for so long?
"So, why haven't anyone come to me after I've been missing for so long? Isn't it easy for the underworld to find people who have entered reincarnation? ”
Xue Yan shook his head and said, "If you enter the reincarnation, whether it is a normal or abnormal way to enter, the underworld will be registered. But for 400 years, you have not been in samsara. Perhaps, I was stuck somewhere in the Lethe River and never woke up. ”
Hey? Isn't that swollen? Evil or not disgusting? The prison painting felt cold in his heart, and Xue Yan was also a little apprehensive in his heart. He wasn't telling the truth.
In fact, it is not that the prison painting has not entered reincarnation in the past four hundred years, but has lived as a mortal in the world, and the power of the earth immortal in the body has not awakened, so the leader who followed the prison painting has not been able to lead her back to the underworld. And on the Difu side, because according to the team leader, she jumped into the Lechuan River by painting herself, which is a voluntary act, who will go to her? Anyway, the ghost who didn't drink Meng Po soup and jumped into the Lechuan River will have a memory, and after a while in the world, he doesn't want to come back, who dares to care about her, a little overlord? Annoyed be careful not to give you a house to live in! Who would have thought that the prison painting was pushed down the Lethe River without knowing it, and he also lost his memory, which led to these misunderstandings.
There are so many of these that you won't know about it. Xue Yan didn't ask any more questions when he saw the prison painting, so he pointed to the photos on his mobile phone and introduced the prison painting one by one: "This is King Qin Guang, who is in charge of life and death in the world." This is the King of Chu Jiang, in charge of the Living Hell......"
Although the pixels of the photos taken by Xue Yan's original old mobile phone were not very high, the Ten Palaces of Hades were still very eye-catching. The prison painting remembered the extremely beautiful Xue Yan Dan, and couldn't help asking, "Why do you Hades look better than the other?" Did you take a beautiful pill? ”
Xue Yan was very disdainful: "That pill has no effect on us. The extremely beautiful pill has a more obvious effect on the lower level of the earth immortals and ghosts, and it basically has no effect on our Ten Hall Hades. ”
Nani? The lower the level, the more obvious it is? So why does she work so well? Is it because she is mortal in the flesh?
"What about mortals?" Prison painting asks tentatively.
"It will not be useful for mortals to eat it. The extremely beautiful woman is a beauty-loving madman, I don't know how many people have experimented with her, and she fantasizes that she will take some pills and jump into the Lethe River and be reincarnated as a great beauty. For this reason, she did not hesitate to secretly find mortals to do experiments in violation of regulations, and I found out and fined her for a hundred years. Fortunately, the medicine had no effect on mortals, otherwise she would have been miserable. ”
Since this is the case, then she ate Xue Yan Dan as an earth immortal. But in that case, her level should be very low, huh? Isn't she a real estate tycoon? This is not scientific!
"By the way, I was so powerful four hundred years ago, I should have walked sideways in the underworld, right?" Asked by tapping on the side of the painting.
Xue Yan didn't know what she was thinking, so he only said: "You hold the power of the house, and everyone naturally lets you and doesn't want to offend you." ”
Let her? Hearing the meaning of the words, he blinked his eyes and asked, "In other words, in fact, I don't mix very well, it's only because I'm in charge of the house that everyone doesn't want to offend me, right?" ”
Doesn't mix well? Xue Yan glanced at the prison painting, and finally understood what the prison painting wanted to ask.
"Although your ability was very special back then, you didn't have other magical powers that were beneficial to the reincarnation of the Heavenly Dao, at most you could save some underworld expenses, which can be regarded as logistics, so your position is not too high. Moreover, 400 years ago, the development of the real estate industry was not as prosperous as it is now, and there were fewer tricks, so everyone did not pay so much attention to it. "Of course the position is low, otherwise how could he only be a concubine for him back then!
Xue Yan thought he had explained it very implicitly, but the prison painting still lost a big hope. At first, she thought that the director of the prefectural real estate bureau and the developer and real estate registry office were so good, but they were not taken seriously at all. Come on, I don't really care about it anyway. Now that the real estate industry is developing so well, she has the right and all kinds of tricks in this world, and she is not afraid of no money to make. As long as she can make money, everything is easy to say, easy to say. Besides, her ability seems to be very rebellious! Although you can't clean your dirty clothes with a mantra, and you can't say that you are invisible, you can't say that you are invisible, but you can make a house of soil between talking and laughing, and the world is unimpeded, which sounds very powerful.
"So, I can turn dirt into a house, and if I want, I can skip the formalities and do any business anywhere, is that what you mean?"
"On the premise of not being short of money."
"What kind of rules are these? Who decides? Originally, he just wanted to complain a little, but he didn't expect Xue Yan to answer her: "It's yourself." Because you set this rule, the underworld agreed to accept you as a ghost errand and manage the house in the underworld. This is a blood rule, and it cannot be violated. But there is no restriction on saving land and becoming a house, because the underworld accepted you back then because you resolutely resisted re-entering reincarnation, so it didn't consider your going to the world. Anyway, as long as you have land, it's your world. ”
I'll go! Where there is soil, it is her heaven and earth! Then wouldn't she be able to rise from the ground with a wave of her hand! How much manpower, material and financial resources must be saved! She can be the most invincible contractor in history!
"Prison painting? What do you want? With a small abacus in her stomach, Xue Yan called her several times before waking her up.
"I was thinking, I'm going to get rich."
"Cut! A dignified earth immortal, he cares so much about these things outside his body. ”
"Something outside of the body? The mobile phone in your hand is also something outside your body, how can you be like a baby? A dignified Hades, and he still says me! As soon as he was proud, he began to tremble, and regardless of Xue Yan's identity as the reincarnation king, he went back mercilessly.