Chapter 3 Men without Men
"Wake up, or we'll get married."
Hearing this, the waiter froze as he served the dessert, turned his head and coughed in a way that wanted to cover up, and then ran away "as if nothing happened".
Ye Xing glanced at the man's back and said with a smile: "I want to too!" Please, marrying into your Shen family, you can basically count the money until the next life, who doesn't want to? However, even if I myself see the money and am willing to forcibly change my sexual orientation and engage in lilies, are you sure your grandfather is OK? ”
"Don't you have an older brother? A few years older than us. ”
"No no no, excuse me, he's a little policeman who sweeps pornography, you don't know him. You should be a square dance competition, pulling people to fill up the number of people is so perfunctory, can your grandfather believe it? ”
Shen Xihuan slammed his forehead on the table as if he were dead, and cried mournfully: "I am dead, please be cremated on the spot!" ”
"Don't, lift your head up for me, you're like this, those waiters don't know what to say about us in the back! Lily sadomasochism, marriage proposal failed, to die Mingzhi. ”
Shen Sihuan still didn't move, and he didn't separate from the glass tabletop.
Her grandfather Shen Fang is an old comrade Shen, and his liver has been passive and slacking off for many years, so he finally waited for the source of the liver, and actually had a whim, saying that he would make a bucket list before going to the operating table. After all, "I'm old, who knows if I'll push into the operating room and come out of the morgue to feed".
Shen Xihuan was sweating profusely on the corner of his forehead, and said in his belly: You have to make a list of 999, and when it is all completed, all liver donors can be boiled into the morgue.
Who thinks, there is only one item on the list: watch Shen Xihuan get married.
"Lao Shen, what's so good about getting married, you are so old, have you ever seen anyone get married?"
"I haven't seen you get married yet."
“……”
"Besides, if I die, the Shen family will be the only one who doesn't learn and can't learn, and Bai Ye won't follow me?"
"Hey, Lao Shen, I'm so familiar, can I give face?"
"I, I just want to have someone who can make money and support Baiye at least so that you don't have to worry about spending money in your life. The requirements are so low, is it okay to give face? ”
Okay, okay, for the sake of her family, Lao Shen, won't she get married, she will marry it endlessly, "marriage" is dark, let Lao Shen see it until she vomits!
However, the ideal is a bold man, and the reality is a lewd villain.
She! Not! Yes! Man! Person!
At this time, the afternoon sun is so good, warm, soft, and I want to stretch my waist when it falls on every pore on my body. THEY WERE AT THE TIME STOPS RESTAURANT AT THE TOP OF THE CITY. Behind Shen Sihuan is flowing clouds and tall buildings.
Ye Xing greeted the glorious rising sun, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he put on a rather deep expression:
"Hey, who would have thought that the heir of the entire Baiye Shopping Center, the daughter of the Shen family of the national daughter-in-law of Linshi, lived to be twenty years old, and she was actually a single dog who wanted a man without a man, and couldn't find half a target for a fake marriage, and I was deeply gratified to eat Tuwang."
Shen Sihuan raised his head violently and flew over with an eye knife - life is too short, I advise you to be kind, friend!
Ye Xing lowered his voice and said with a wicked smile: "Otherwise, I will now go to the window and shout 'Shen Baiye Ma Ye is openly competing', do you guess that in the next few seconds there will be a zombie siege and attack the restaurant?" ”
As the only person in the outside world who knows that Shen Xihuan and "Baiye Qianjin" are equal, she feels that she may be able to make a fortune by reselling this information to the majority of marriageable young people.
Shen Xihuan had a zombie face, holding a knife in one hand and a fork in the other, silently thinking about which one to throw over.
"Okay, okay", Ye Xing stuffed a piece of cake into her mouth, "I'll have a good attitude." You have so many bamboo horses, if you think about it carefully, there really isn't any one that can be 'used'? ”
As he spoke, he spread out a crumpled paper towel on the table and flattened it in front of Shen Sihuan.
The words "Han, Wang, and Jiang" were written on the tissue from top to bottom, but they had been ruthlessly crossed out with a few strokes.