The wedding time of the southerners is in the morning, the ceremony is about eleven o'clock, the banquet starts at noon, I take the "Ms. Wan and her family" to the scene when the banquet has begun, there is a table covered with red cloth at the entrance of the hotel, and there is an old man lazily leaning on the chair to write the registration number.

I turned out my trouser pocket, I forgot to take the money when I went out this time, I only brought 200 with me, and quickly turned around and said to "Ms. Wan", "Do you have any money in your pocket, take it out!" ”

Ms. Wan sneered suspiciously, and after putting her hand into her pocket, she actually took out a handful of dark coins......

I'm a mother!

Thanks to me holding her down in time, the wedding scene scattered the dark coin, the family had to rush out and split me alive, I glared at Ms. Wan, "Can you get the dark coin, this is the wedding of the yang world!" ”

Ms. Wan and her husband laughed, "I use this ...... below."

I shuddered, and said in my heart that no, two hundred is two hundred, it's better than letting Ms. Wan take out the stygian coin!

I took out all the money and walked to the registration desk, Ms. Wan followed closely behind me, the old man who marked the mark saw the person, quickly picked up the pen to remember, I put 200 yuan on the registration desk, the old man looked at me, lowered his head and muttered, "Who gives gifts this year only gives 200 yuan, and there are three ......."

My old face turned red and I ran to the elevator, and the old man stood up and shouted, "Where's your name, young man." ”

I ignored him and got on the elevator and went straight to the second floor.

The wedding scene was very lively, I was neither related to the newlyweds nor brought the past, no one knew me at the scene, I led Ms. Wan and her family to a remote corner to stay, waiting for the wedding to be held.

At eleven o'clock in the morning, accompanied by a burst of passionate music, the host impassionedly walked onto the wedding stage and gave a speech first, "Today, we are extremely excited to come to the scene to witness this beautiful and sacred moment......"

Ms. Wan listened with relish, I quickly pulled his sleeve, she turned around, and asked me in a deep tone of the male ghost, "Have you started......?"

I pointed to a couple of newcomers who were on stage backstage, and my tone was a little nervous, "Listen, I brought you out to repay my wishes, don't make an accident for me......"

Ms. Wan laughed horribly, and suddenly rolled her eyes and lay on the bed, at the same time her husband also trembled, and the two fell almost at the same time.

Someone next to me helped me lift the two of them up and asked me what the situation was, should I call 120? I casually came up with a reason, saying no, we live in a foreign country, and we are tired from the groom and bride's field, so we can just sleep for a while.

Fortunately, the atmosphere of the wedding scene was strong, the spotlights flashed, and the hotel deliberately dimmed the light in order to set off the atmosphere, and no one noticed me.

Just helped the two of them to lie on the table, the emcee's speech session has ended, more passionate music sounded, the lights in the hall were shining, the bride walked slowly from outside the hall, and the host ran over to greet him with a smile on his face, and the scene was full of applause.

But halfway through, the bride suddenly stopped leaving, standing stunned, the groom also stopped as if he was stunned, and the people watching the excitement under the stage were stunned, fortunately the host was clever enough, and said enthusiastically, "Look, everyone, the groom and the bride have been moved by this warm scene uncontrollably, everyone give some applause and encourage them!" ”

The scene applauded thunderously, and the bride lifted her feet and walked up slowly, her face full of tears with excitement.

I raised my heart to my throat, the bride's hesitation was not because of excitement at all, this was the instinctive rejection of the body after the possession of the yin spirit, thanks to the bride's good physique did not fall and stand firm, otherwise the fun would be big.

The host led the groom to the bride, if you look carefully, you will find that the groom's eyes are dull, his hands and feet are very inflexible, and the way he walks is very different from normal, but the light on the scene is too dark, coupled with the lively atmosphere of the scene, no one takes this seriously, and thinks that the groom is too excited and his legs are trembling.

The master of ceremonies pulled the groom to the bride, and before he could open his mouth, the groom snatched the microphone and said excitedly, "Honey, we have finally come to this day, are you happy......?"

The bride's expression is also very interesting, from the initial excitement and shyness slowly turned into a collapse, and she was already crying before the opening, and the audience paused for a moment, thinking that the bride was crying with joy, and responded with thunderous applause and encouragement.

Two minutes later, the master of ceremonies dragged the two to the middle of the wedding stage, "In this lively and celebratory moment, we witnessed the perfect union of a couple of newlyweds, they came together with a heart to seek happiness, let us once again return the warmest applause, welcome the bride and groom together." ”

The master of ceremonies has a good level, a few words will drive the emotions to **, according to the procedure should be exchanged wedding rings next, the master of ceremonies said a congratulatory speech, the groom kept making eyes, but the groom could not see, a pair of eyes were fixed on the bride stupidly, muttering, "You are so beautiful......"

Because there was a microphone on the host stage, the groom's words came out very clearly, and the scene was more cheerful, and he was about to applaud and bless them, but the bride couldn't help but break down and cry, "Yes, I've been waiting for this day for a long time, I'm happy...... I've never dreamed of marrying you. ”

A couple of newcomers hugged each other and cried bitterly, like a parting from death, many people in the stands were stunned.

At this point, I heard a nearby table of guests muttering, "What's the situation, didn't the bride just quarrel with her groom for the bride price, and she was so excited to go on stage?" ”

I folded my hands and prayed, but don't make a moth at this time, this is someone else's wedding, and I will be guilty of a big sin if something goes wrong.

This one also blindfolded the emcee, it is estimated that there is no such line in the wedding script, the emcee coughed, and quickly reached out to drag the groom, but the groom waved his hand and pushed him away, hugged the bride and cried and shouted, "I'm also excited, but unfortunately we died before we went to the wedding, I want to have a baby with you......"

Someone realized that something was wrong, and the first to stand up were the groom's parents, shouting at the stage, "Xiaoyong, what are you talking nonsense?" ”

The emcee was full of embarrassment, and said loudly, "The groom is too excited to say the wrong thing, he must want to say that he is happy to die, excited to death, looking forward to the stars and the moon are looking forward to this day!" ”

After speaking, the master of ceremonies hurriedly went to drag the groom, took off the headset and said, "Start ...... quickly"

The two hugged each other but refused to move, crying and crying for nearly two minutes, the groom's parents couldn't stand it, and said loudly, "Xiaoyong, what are you crying on the big day, hurry up and finish the ceremony, hurry!" ”

The bridegroom turned back with a miserable face and said, "Let me cry a little longer, but I wish we could go." ”

The groom's father's expression was no longer right, "Where are you going?" ”

The bride grabbed and said, "We're going to the underworld to report, it's been postponed for almost half a year......"

This time, the wedding scene was all messed up, the old man didn't mention it in one breath, rolled his eyes and almost fainted, and the audience was dumbfounded.