Chapter 37: Invite Grandma Back
Ye Yuanpei gritted his teeth, but still squeezed out two words from between his teeth.
Then, then he heard Zhuang Siyan's humble voice: "Oh, good boy, you look so handsome." ”
Ye Yuanpei: "......"
Endure! Bear with me! The emperor only put her here temporarily, and it won't be long before she is going to pick her up.
He had to endure it, and he couldn't make any more trouble, and besides, his army was still stationed outside the city, and nominally he hadn't returned to the palace yet.
Now he can leave the General's Mansion and return directly to the army, and when the time comes, he can just toss around in the mansion with Zhuang Siyan, anyway, he can't see it, and he can still get rid of it.
There has never been a moment when Ye Yuanpei was eager to leave the general's mansion where so many people were waiting and could be pampered, and wanted to return to the army to get along with those big bosses.
Zhuang Siyan is still thinking about where it will be better to go shopping with the male god today, he is a newcomer, and it is the first time he has left the palace, and he doesn't know where to be fun.
But now that it's out, it doesn't seem to be her style to touch the form here first.
However, her male god was still as disgusted as ever with her, and only said a few words and got up to leave.
"What, stay here, I've got something to do." Ye Yuanpei said that his body had turned around.
Zhuang Siyan bounced up from the chair with a "sudden" sound and rushed straight to him: "What's the matter with you?" Take me with you.
My ability is still good, you should know this, I promise, I will only help you, not make a mess for you. ”
Ye Yuanpei: "No, that place is not suitable for you to go." ”
"Is there a place I can't go to? Is there a place I haven't been to, but tell me about it. ”
In order to successfully dispel her thoughts, Ye Yuanpei also worked hard: "There are all men in that place, they are all fierce, they curse people at every turn, and they are still dangling with their bare arms outside when they have nothing to ......do." ”
"Oh......, isn't that a barracks? I really want to go and see, I haven't seen the situation of the ancient military camp yet, it must be spectacular, very magnificent, and there must be many handsome little white faces like you! ”
When Zhuang Siyan thought of that picture, it was not beautiful, and he grabbed Ye Yuanpei and didn't let go.
Ye Yuanpei: This woman is simply hopeless, not only has she traveled to ancient times, but she has also given her the identity of a mother, and she can't stop her from committing nymphomaniac, let alone making trouble.
At this moment, he just wanted to look up to the sky and roar: "Ling Tiancheng, please go back to your grandmother!" Ah......h
For his Pei Ming, Zhuang Siyan expressed deep sympathy.
"Ye Yuanpei, I've thought about it, you're right, the barracks are all men, it's not appropriate for me to go."
Ye Yuanpei's eyes widened, and the glimmer in his heart slowly ignited.
Well, it seems that God can still hear his voice, and the female devil wants to find out with her conscience, hahahaha!
Zhuang Siyan: "So you go and find me a set of men's clothes now, preferably armor like yours, as soon as I put it on, won't it be the same as you?" Hahaha, am I very witty? ”
Ye Yuanpei closed his eyes!
is so witty, so witty that Ye Yuanpei believes that there will be a miracle in her.
However, this aunt is not finished: "Otherwise, it's okay not to go, don't you have a special function?" Show me the show, and I decide at my discretion whether to go or not? ”
With such a loss-making transaction, is he really a fool Ye Yuanpei?
He dared to say that once he turned on the golden finger function to show her, this female demon might not even return to the palace, and then Ling Tiancheng would not have to chop him ...... at that time.
"Okay, go change your clothes, I'll take you to the barracks. However, let's say okay, don't cause trouble for me there, and listen to me. ”
"Of course you can, people are so well-behaved, and ...... listen to the words of the male god so much."
Ye Yuanpei had goosebumps on his arm, it must be that the weather is too cold, his heart is too cold, it must be like this!
Ten minutes later, Zhuang Siyan, dressed in men's clothes, appeared in front of Ye Yuanpei.
His eyes blinked, and then again, is this the female devil? How can you look better in men's clothes than women's clothes?
Is it the wrong way to open? Or was she originally a women's clothing boss?
That's impossible, even if he, Ye Yuanpei, hasn't personally verified it, but Ling Tiancheng is not a vegetarian, how could he tolerate a women's clothing boss by his side?
Ye Yuanpei rubbed his eyes, and then looked at Zhuang Siyan calmly.
He didn't have a small armor in his house, so he only found an ordinary men's dress and wore it casually on her.
A blue coat sets off a piece of creamy skin on her neck.
His face was full of wine, his eyes were like stars, his eyebrows were like distant daisies, his nose was straight, and his lips were ......ruddy like cherries.
Ye Yuanpei was stunned!
He had never looked at Zhuang Siyan seriously before, and it had a lot to do with her dress, she went to do some strange hairstyles from time to time, either like a mushroom cloud, or like a ghost possessed.
The clothes on his body are always out of tune, either wrapped like a nun, or exposed like a meat seller.
As long as Ye Yuanpei glanced at her from a distance, the corners of his eyes twitched, and he didn't dare to get close at all.
If it weren't for his strong business ability, he suspected that Zhuang Siyan wouldn't be able to mix in their line at all.
After all, people are still willing to look for those who seem reliable, such as him, who has always been in a suit and leather shoes, and has an awe-inspiring appearance.
Seeing her wearing a strong suit last night, Ye Yuanpei was a little shocked.
But on that occasion, something like that happened again, and Ling Tiancheng was staring at him, he had no room to play at all.
Now the real Zhuang Siyan is standing in front of him, not in women's clothes, but in men's clothes, and he was shocked when he saw it.
Wait, wait, how could he have so many thoughts about her in men's clothing? It can't be a problem with orientation, right?
Oh! It's not true, it's definitely not true!
Zhuang Siyan got dressed and came out, thinking of following Ye Yuanpei to the barracks as soon as possible.
I didn't think that as soon as I came out, I saw the stunned eyes of the male god, and the amazing expression when I looked at myself.
Immediately, she was a little complacent, and stood still, allowing him to admire.
But within a few minutes, the male god's face showed a frantic expression, and he pinched the flesh on his legs, and Zhuang Siyan felt distressed when he saw it.
Hurriedly went over to block him: "Hey, what are you doing?" This is my male god's thigh, you can't pinch it like this, even if you are himself, you can't! ”
Ye Yuanpei: "......"
It's a mistake, she's still her, even if she changes her clothes, she will still reveal her true nature when she speaks, and she must have been possessed by some ghost just now, so she will have the idea that she is not bad.
In this way, two people with different minds tossed for most of the day, and finally left the General's Mansion.
They drove all the way to the gate of the city in a carriage, and no one doubted the people sitting in the carriage.
It's just that Zhuang Siyan couldn't be quiet for a moment, he lifted the curtain from time to time to look outside, and his mouth was not idle, and he had to let Ye Yuanpei explain anything he saw, and his face was full of course: "Who let you come early, how ......much do you know." ”
Ye Yuanpei could only close his eyes in the end, pretending to be asleep, asleep!
Then he inexplicably felt a small, soft, and faintly scented body approaching him.
Could it be her? The girl who appeared in the dream?
Ye Yuanpei thought, and then opened his eyes.
At first glance, he almost fainted with fright.
It was Zhuang Siyan in men's clothes leaning on his arms, and the female devil was really asleep, holding his clothes in her hands, her face resting on his chest, and her saliva was still flowing straight to him.
Heavens, this is a real iniquity!
But when Ye Yuanpei wanted to push her with his hand, his eyes involuntarily swirled on Zhuang Siyan's small face.
In terms of facial features, she is definitely a beauty, and it is the kind of beauty that is very characteristic, which is difficult to forget at a glance.
Her skin was white and red, and the fine white fluff on her cheeks was like that of a newborn baby, very soft and fine, as if it was still transparent.
The appearance of falling asleep is delicate and cute, and she is not clever and tricky when she wakes up, and she is similar to the daughter that Ye Yuanpei often sees in her dreams.
He was a little stunned, and at the same time he didn't understand why Zhuang Siyan had tossed himself so "miserable" in his previous life.
The car passed by the city gate, and the guards who drove the car wanted to ask Ye Yuanpei if he wanted to tell his identity, but he shouted a few times, but there was no answer inside.
He lifted the curtain and looked inside, then .......
He immediately felt that he might be blind, and their omnipotent general was holding the new man in the mansion in his arms at this time, and he still looked obsessed.
What's going on? It was so strong that his heart couldn't stand it, so he forgot to stop the carriage and went straight out of the city.
The soldiers guarding the gate saw that a carriage was rushing out, and immediately went up to intercept it.
But the horses of the General's Mansion were not something that anyone could stop, so they whistled and glowed, leaving only a piece of yellow smoke for the people behind.
But after such a toss, Zhuang Siyan woke up.
looked up at the people and things around her in a daze, and then quickly reacted that it was Ye Yuanpei who was holding her, so she made a move that made Ye Yuanpei almost bite her tongue and commit suicide on the spot.
While he was also confused, he went up and grabbed his face, which was a fierce kiss: "Is this true?" We actually slept together? Oh my God, I finally slept with the male god Ye Yuanpei, I was so happy that I was dying, I want to announce it to the whole world! ”
She got carried away, dancing in the carriage, and from time to time wanted to pull Ye Yuanpei into the water.
At this time, Ye Yuanpei's heart was like a withered tree, and his eyes were blank.
He once again suspected that he was a fake male god, how could anyone treat a male god like this? This is the kind of murder that the enemy sent to murder him, or the kind of method that kills him without moving a single soldier.
He also sat in this carriage, and went out to wake up, in case he found that these were fake? Is it a dream? It's a nightmare, but it's better than the real thing!
Of course, he can think casually, what Zhuang Siyan will do, it all depends on her mood.
At this time, Ye Yuanpei, who got out of the carriage and sat with the handlebar, didn't even breathe, Zhuang Siyan also sat down, and looked at him with frowns.
The handlebar type almost flipped out of the car.
Hey, the general's unusual hobby is shocking enough in the car, and he even moved it outside the car?
This is to tell the soldiers of the whole army, is he Ye Yuanpei bent?