Sixty-one, let's be an otaku together
As soon as she went up, the little frog's avatar was flashing, it turned out that she had left a message for herself, and the time showed that it was a week ago, and Lan Xi was both moved and had the joy of reuniting after the catastrophe.
---- green frog at the bottom of the well: Is your cold better? I haven't been online for so many days, what are you busy with? I miss you so much, if there is anything good, don't forget the little frog. Also, don't worry about that, I've asked someone to permanently delete the chat history, and no one can see that sentence anymore, tell me, how can I thank me?
Lan Xi was very grateful, tears welled up in her eyes, the little frog is not as childish and ridiculous as she seems, she is actually a kind and careful person, if she really wants to know her true identity? Don't mind telling her.
White swan in the ----- sky: Thank you, to be honest, I'm really moved, but I won't say anything grateful, it's too hypocritical. What I want to say to you is how much I cherish the time I can chat with you online, because life is unpredictable, and maybe if you're not careful, it's a luxury. Don't hide it, today I almost parted with my own life and death, don't ask what the specifics are, I just want to tell you, at that moment I found out that there are only a few people I can't let go of.
But no one replied, Lan Xi was disappointed, maybe the little frog was not online, I really wanted to talk to her.
---- the white swan in the sky: Originally, my requirements for life were simple and real, but then the sudden luck made me dizzy, I didn't know the height of the sky, I didn't know the sinister hearts of people, and even forgot the simple desire at the beginning, until I touched a gray nose. Now I have decided that the requirements for life return to the original point: to be a housemaid in the harem without worrying about food and clothing.
Speechless for a long time inside, Lanxi was extremely lonely, the ancient sages were all lonely, she was not a sage, why was she so lonely?
Just as he was about to go down, the little frog spoke, and it turned out that he was online.
---- are you really that low in life?
Lan Xi was a little surprised, how did the little frog become serious? But it seems that he clearly does not believe in himself.
---- the first time my parents spoke seriously, and I wasn't used to it. Seriously, that's how low my requirements for life are right now. First, safety, no one will harm me, and of course I will not harm anyone. Second, be full and warm, not for fine clothes and food, but for delicious and comfortable. Third, be comfortable, do not seek to hug the front and back, but seek to get along in harmony. Fourth, friends, the hardest thing in the palace is loneliness, and if you have friends, you will no longer be lonely.
----What if you can't meet your wishes?
The other party was silent for a while before speaking, Lan Xi was a little strange, and the little frog was a little strange tonight.
Can the ---- palace meet my minimum requirements, you don't know better than me if you don't have anyone in the palace?" This is the minimum requirement I have for life, and I can't live if I don't meet it, so I will work hard until I reach it.
---- will you do whatever it takes?
----I may use some means, but not unscrupulous. But I still hope that I can meet my requirements for life without using any means.
The other party was silent again, and Lan Xi asked suspiciously, "Are you really a little frog?" Why not at all?
The other party was still silent, and after a while, many cute QQ expressions suddenly made her jump out one after another: I'm angry, my kiss actually suspects me? I don't want to live! You have to make me happy, or I'll find a piece of tofu and kill me.
Lan Xi was stunned, did the people in this palace change their faces so quickly, no, she has to learn, which is conducive to more adapting to life here.
---- day, was it really you just now? Don't change your face too quickly, I can't react!
The little frog sent a puppy sticking out his tongue and came over: Well, of course it will be me, I want to give the kiss a different feeling, since you don't fit in, forget it. However, your suspicion makes me very unhappy, and I am one of the only few people who can't let go, so I will spare you generously and punish you for telling a few more jokes to make me happy! It's even more ridiculous than the last joke!
Lan Xi was stunned: Didn't you say you had seen all the jokes last time?
The little frog first posted a QQ emoji that covered his mouth in a panic, and begged for mercy again: Oh no, I said I leaked my mouth! Well, in fact, my stomach hurts from laughing, and some people's faces turn green after seeing it, which is really ridiculous. My family is a good person, don't care, let's talk about another one! Please! Otherwise, in order to show my sincerity, I will go online every night and wait for my relatives!
Lan Xi couldn't cry or laugh, so she said, how could she know about those jokes in her previous life? She thought about it for a while and said mischievously: Forget it, I can't bear to kiss my stomach hurt again, I'll send you a funny text message, but I don't know your mobile phone number, just send it here, look at it!
"I'm an idiot, I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm disgusting, I'm gossip, I'm boring, I'm a scoundrel, I'm a jerk, I'm nervous, I'm perverted...... Please, don't scold yourself while pressing the message! Pig you are happy! ”
After saying that, I quickly went offline, and let the little frog laugh and jump at the same time!
Xiao Tao came in with a glass of water, and when she saw that she was so happy, she asked puzzledly, "What happy event did the master encounter?" So happy? Today, Huo Changzai and I saw that the Queen Mother did not send a sedan chair to send you back, and your face was not good, which really scared us, thinking that you were in trouble again. Master, let's rest early, be careful that tomorrow the Queen Mother will send someone to pass you on early! ”
Lan Xi turned his head and smiled like a spring breeze and rain: "Don't worry, in the future, as long as your master doesn't have his turn to cook, he can sleep until he wakes up naturally every day, and then bask in the sun in winter and cool in summer, what to do, except for eating and sleeping and counting silver every day, do nothing!" ”
Xiao Tao couldn't digest the news for a long time, what does it mean? If you are reused by the Queen Mother, you shouldn't be so idle, and if you offend the Queen Mother, you shouldn't have so many rewards?
"Master, what kind of day is this?"
"This is called the day of the otaku, from now on be a otaku girl with your master, as long as there is no shortage of food, clothing and silver! Oh, by the way, how much silver do I have now? ”
Xiao Tao brought the box: "Wow! Chang Zai, together with the Queen Mother's reward today, has a total of 242 taels, and Chang Zai has become a rich woman! ”
Such a small amount of property becomes a rich woman? Lan Xi couldn't help but shake her head, but when she remembered the day when she was penniless, she could be regarded as a rich woman. Now there are ten taels of silver a month, and fifteen taels of food can be saved by ten taels, and there are no slaves to extort at will, so you can drop twenty taels a month, and you have money in your hands, what are you afraid of?
"Okay, you can also find someone to exchange this hundred taels for a silver ticket, this is the ten taels of silver that I borrowed from you that day, and I will give you twenty taels, and wait until August 1, and give my father and mother a little more." Your master now has money, and he will not do you any wrong! ”
The cute little peach suddenly had tears in her eyes, and just as she was about to open her mouth, Lan Xi hurriedly stopped her: "Stop, stop, if you are really grateful to me, don't say those nonsense, and accompany me to enjoy the activities of being an otaku girl in the future." Originally, I also had a personal palace maid, but I was afraid that it would not be safe for someone who didn't know the bottom to be around, so I would rather keep only one of you, although tired, but we lived comfortably, and no one fought for anything with you, wouldn't life be more comfortable? ”
Xiao Tao nodded again and again, Lan Xi was about to comfort her, the phone rang, it was Huo Panpan: "Sister, I think you have slept enough in the afternoon, you must not be able to sleep at night, right?" Why don't I come over now and let's talk! ”
------ dedication of love! Bless Yushu!
------ sweat, it's even late! Slip away the codeword!
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