Thirty-eighth, Emperor Wang's vest
Lan Xi played with his mobile phone for a while, staring at the dining table silently, Xiao Tao and Xiao Jiazi looked at each other.
"Well, that dressing? What's wrong? ”
"Xiao Jiazi, do you have the emperor's number on your phone?" Lan Xi was still staring at the dining table in a daze.
"Changing clothes, there are not only the emperor's numbers stored on the mobile phone, but also the numbers of the queen mother and the queen's mother, but these numbers will not be activated in time, and they can't be typed if they are saved. Is there anything wrong with changing clothes and asking about these? ”
Lan Xi sighed and made up his mind to say: "Although the time of dealing with you is short, I will not hide it from you if you are your own person, you probably also know about my failure to sleep last night, right?" ”
Although it is a little unbearable to say these words to a eunuch, but the unwilling Lan Xi can't take care of it so much, Xiao Jiazi has been in the palace for a long time, and he is well-informed, maybe he can get something useful.
Xiao Jiazi didn't dare to raise his head, and muttered: "The slave heard about it, the gentleman's heart is unpredictable, and it's not all your responsibility, but the emperor is not angry with you, it's a blessing, don't think too much about changing clothes, maybe there will be a chance in the future." ”
"Actually, I don't care if I'm favored or not, I just want to be a harem maid in peace and fullness, even if it's the bottom, the key is that if you fall out of favor in the palace, you won't be able to live! Look at the masters of the Jade Maiden Courtyard, all of them are in old clothes and have dishes, they are not as good as the servants with faces! ”
"Don't be angry, master, it's not just the Jade Girl's Courtyard, as long as you fall out of favor, no matter how high or low your grade is, life will not be easy, and Yueyin Gao will be exploited more ruthlessly. The difference is that the owners of the Jade Girl's Courtyard are all from poor families, not only do they not have their mother's help, but they also have to save money to pay upside down, so they have a very difficult time. Most of the masters above the sixth grade can be better, and they are often subsidized, so life is better, in fact, they are all the same! ”
Lan Xi was stunned: "Is Wang Cairen the same?" Thinking that she did everything possible to find fault and forced herself to replace the real gold jewelry with a fake bribe of one hundred taels of silver, Lan Xi was angry, one hundred taels of silver, her own moon silver for nearly two years, it was too ruthless.
"Yes, Wang Cairen has fallen out of favor for a long time, and her life is not easy, but she is the head of a low-level master, and there are often people who pay tribute to some property, so she doesn't have to worry about food and clothing."
Lan Xi smiled bitterly: "People don't have to worry about food and clothing, what does it matter if they are spoiled?" But what about me? You can see what I ate this morning by looking at the churros on the table! You can endure it for a day or two, and even the iron body will not be able to stand it after a long time. Is it impossible to be a master and have no worries about food and clothing? ”
Xiao Jiazi and Xiao Tao looked at each other speechlessly, this problem is too common and too acute, involving the interests of many people, and even has a master to manipulate it, how can it be easily solved?
"Xiao Jiazi, I know that there are a lot of unspoken rules in the palace, and I don't want to touch this mold, I just want to compete for favor and make life better. If there is another opportunity to sleep, I will firmly grasp it and will never fail again. You have been in the harem for a long time and know more, is there any way to make the emperor notice me? Like sending him a message in a group? Although this foul, as long as I make a splash, a few words will arouse the emperor's interest, maybe I will not be treated for the foul, and I will be invited to sleep again! ”
After speaking, she looked at Xiao Jiazi with hope, she believed that there were always some things that Emperor Wangdi didn't know and was extremely interested in in her previous life, such as why did science and technology stay in the era of cold weapons when science and technology were so developed? Absolutely two or three words can attract him to summon himself.
Lan Xi secretly clenched his fists, there is definitely only one failure, as long as she is given another chance, she must be fascinated by Uncle Wangdi's soul!
"Don't change your clothes, take the initiative to talk to the emperor in the group and break the rules, you will be severely punished! No matter how attractive the words are, they will be punished severely! ”
Seeing Lan Xi's extremely disappointed appearance, Xiao Jiazi gritted his teeth and made up his mind to say: "The slave only accidentally learned yesterday that there is a little-known secret in the palace, and the change of clothes must be kept secret!" ”
Lan Xi immediately became interested: "Don't worry, I can carry it, you can say it quickly!" ”
"In fact, the emperor has a total of three deity QQ numbers, and three groups have been added respectively, one is the group of senior concubines 'Feng Huayu', one is the group of the royal family's descendants 'Yu Chonghe', and the other is the group of trusted ministers 'Dai Dai Nu', these three groups he often goes online, and the other groups are just vests, and the emperor almost never pays attention to them."
Lan Xi was stunned, then the "Jade Maiden House" group of emperors has never been up, Wang Cairen often said "Be careful that the emperor will be online" turned out to be scary!
Pity those women who are lucky all day long, in order to get his attention to try their best to come up with nicknames, uploaded real avatars are more beautiful and moving than the other, and hang on the Internet every day when they have nothing to do, hoping to meet the emperor's uncle, it turns out that they are just doing useless work, but don't let them know the truth, so that life can have a little hope.
"Hey, since the emperor has never been on it, why did he make so many vests come out? Do you know how many vests the emperor has? ”
Xiao Jiazi shook his head: "There are a lot of bright and dark vests of the emperor, and no one can figure out how many of them there are, basically the eunuchs who are close to them observe the movements of the various groups in the harem online from time to time, and report the situation to the emperor regularly." Not only is it useless for you to take the initiative to talk to him, but it will also foul, so don't do that when you change clothes! ”
Lan Xi let out an "ah", and suddenly swallowed a fly, it turned out that they were chatting in the Jade Girl's Courtyard, and all of them had eunuchs stealth and peep in the name of Emperor Wang!
She remembered with great horror that she had once shown off in the group that day, Emperor Wangdi said to her: "I like you in coarse cloth, I like you in the sun, and I like you in the plum forest even more, so you are from me, from me!" "It turned out that they were all looked at by the invisible eunuchs!
The most unbearable thing was the lecture of Yan Shanggong: that day, the sun was shining brightly, the blue sky was white, lying on the uneven soil in the plum forest, only a thin layer of cloth was laid to bear the rain and dew, what kind of courage and sacrifice was needed? How much pain do you have to endure? Why did Lan Changyi do this, because my emperor needed it, so she was obedient and extremely docile.
These words were all seen by the invisible eunuchs, and if they were not disgusted to death, Lan Xi covered his face in shame, as if he was naked in public.
After a while, she raised her head in the surprised gazes of Xiao Tao and Xiao Jiazi, and said weakly: "Thank you for telling me this, don't worry, I will never foul." No one can move the unspoken rules, the minions who have a face all have backers, and those with a higher status than me can stand it, what can't I bear? There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and I don't believe that I can still get by!
Xiao Jiazi said admiringly: "The master's calmness and generosity, few in the palace can compare, I believe that the difficulties are only temporary, you will definitely get ahead in the future!" ”
Mentioning getting ahead, Lan Xi's heart moved: "Xiao Jiazi, do you know who is the one with the online name 'Green Frog in the Well'?" He seems to be very lively and cute, and he has to pester me as a friend.
Xiao Jiazi shook his head: "This slave doesn't know, the palace's requirements for the Internet are relaxed and lively, only if you don't commit taboos or violate the palace rules, you generally don't care, she may be the master, maybe she is the playful prince and princess, maybe she is a slave with a good face." The master must remember to pay attention to people who don't know the details, and be careful of causing trouble! ”
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