Text Chapter 461 The Obscenity of the True Body of Martial Arts and Madness
"Mother, what are you cooking so late!"
As soon as Yun Yi had tidied up the collapsed bed, his wife walked in with a large plate, which was full of barbecue meat, exuding a strong yang energy.
Obviously, the raw material of this barbecue is either the kidneys of some kind of demon beasts, or long whips.
"Can I make it up if I don't make it up for you?"
Glaring at his son angrily, Wang Qinghui put a large plate of roasted tiger whip on the table, turned around and looked at his son seriously, and said with a serious expression: "Yi'er, you tell your mother honestly, are you really bad at that aspect?"
"Huh, why are you asking this question again?"
Yun Yi was stunned for a moment, and then he was forced to do so, and his old face was a little red.
Although this is my own wife, is it too much to ask this kind of question?
"I just saw that Xue Rou's girl stayed in your room for less than a quarter of an hour before leaving, and then Bingxin's girl stayed with you for a shorter time, although they are all beautiful girls, but you are too fast!
Like a bear like you, when will the old lady be able to hold a bunch of grandchildren? And if you continue like this, you can't satisfy those girls, be careful that they give you a green hat. ”
Wang Qinghui looked very worried, and it was because of this that she got up overnight and got a tiger whip to roast her son to make up for it, so that she could give birth to a lot of big fat grandchildren as quickly as possible.
"Mother, we were just discussing things in cultivation, and we didn't do that kind of thing at all, and besides, I'm very good at that, very good!"
Yun Yi blushed, he was really not good at explaining in detail in this regard, but he was also very helpless in the face of his mother's questioning.
My own wife really misses her grandson and wants to go crazy, and she has made up a pair of grandchildren, and now she is not satisfied and wants to do it again.
I'm a pig!
Also, as a mother, is it really good for you to curse your son for cuckolding like this?
Or am I really not your own?
"Whew, who knows if you've got something else stuffed in there?"
Wang Qinghui didn't believe her son's words at all, after all, she had just seen the facts of what had happened.
The two beauties spent no more than a quarter of an hour in their son's room in the middle of the night, does this show that there is anything to say?
"Mother, you can't speak with a clear conscience, didn't you see that my capital was really strong when you bathed me when I was a child?"
Faced with his mother's question, Yun Yi had to prove it for himself.
"You also said that when you were a child, since you were sensible, you kid went to the bath alone, and you didn't let your mother help, how did my mother know if your kid's little finch has continued to grow up over the years?"
With a cold smile, Wang Qinghui still expressed his distrust.
"Forget it, mother, you can think whatever you want!"
Yun Yi sat on the stool weakly, picked up a string of roasted tiger whips and gnawed on it.
After all, he can't take off the big shorts under him to prove it, right?
Anyway, it's her own mother, she can think whatever she wants!
"Is one plate enough? If it's not enough, I'll make it for you. ”
Wang Qinghui still loves his son after all, and when he saw that his son seemed to have suffered a blow, he asked with concern.
"Enough, enough is enough, I still have to cultivate in a while!"
With a wave of his hand, Yun Yi didn't dare to let his wife get too much of this kind of roasted tiger whip, otherwise he would have to be killed in a pit.
Moreover, eating too much of this thing is physically and mentally restless, which is not conducive to cultivation, and eating such a large plate is already the limit.
After finishing a large plate of roasted tiger whips, Yun Yi sent his wife away, and then closed the door tightly and continued to deduce the fusion of martial arts true body and madness.
His method of deduction is not just a separate conjecture in his mind, but also combined with physical body experiments, and the efficiency is not bad.
However, at the beginning of the physical test, the true body of martial arts and madness, which had never been seen, showed signs of fusion.
This made Yun Yi almost jump in excitement, but before he could be completely sure, the signs of fusion stopped again.
"Damn, what's going on?"
Yun Yi was stunned and didn't understand what was going on.
After calming down, Yun Yi checked his physical condition to see what was different from before.
The signs of convergence just now were no accident, and there must have been some kind of trigger.
However, after checking several times, he couldn't find anything unusual about himself.
"No, why is the heat gone?"
Eventually, Yun Yi noticed an anomaly, which was the only thing that was wrong in his body.
It stands to reason that he has eaten so many roasted tiger whips, and he has to be restless all night, but now the feeling of heat in his body has dissipated, and even the yang energy has been consumed a lot.
"Could it be that this is the introduction that led to the fusion of the true body of martial arts and madness?"
Yun Yi's expression became strange, although this conjecture was a little incredible, but it seemed that there was only one explanation.
After thinking about it, Yun Yi opened the door and came to the door of his wife's room, knocked on it, and shouted: "Mother, do you still have the kind of roasted tiger whip you made, get me dozens of plates to taste." ”
These dozens of plates are not casually talked, the amount just now only slightly caused a little sign of fusion, according to this calculation, at least dozens of plates of roasted tiger whip will have to be made to complete the progress of fusion.
"You stinky boy has finally opened your mind!"
Wang Qinghui was just about to lie down, when he heard his son's shout, his face was overjoyed, and he hurriedly put on his clothes and opened the door to go to the kitchen to make trouble.
It's obviously a good thing that my son wants so many roasted tiger whips, which is a very effective thing.
Only by making up enough can she make up a lot of big fat grandchildren.
With the support of this beautiful prospect, Wang Qinghui is full of motivation.
Fortunately, she has long wanted to make up for her son's body, after all, guarding such three daughters-in-law who are too beautiful to speak will definitely be very tiring, so she has stored a lot of tiger whips, all of which are tiger whips of second- and third-order demon tigers, which are very big supplements.
"Shameless!"
"Indecent!"
Two whispered angry curses echoed in the two boudoirs on the side, which were the boudoirs where Fu Qianqin and Mu Xuerou were.
They didn't close the window, so they heard Yun Yi's shout just now.
What good thing can a big man do at night with dozens of plates of roasted tiger whip?
Yun Xiu'er in the other room also sat up angrily, looking at her young delicate body depressedly, and then looked at the room where Fu Qianqin, Mu Xuerou and Bingxin's three daughters were in hatefully.
"Cheap those three bewitching jian goods!"
She is such a young body now, she can't have a round house with her brother Yi at all, on the contrary, Fu Qianqin's three sluts have already grown up, and her own brother Yi must have done that kind of thing with those three bewitching people when he gets so many roasted tiger whips at night.
As soon as he thought that his brother Yi would leave his wife and go to be with the other three women, a jealous energy was constantly brewing in Yun Xiu'er's heart, and her white and lovely pretty face was wrinkled together.
Yun Yi didn't know the strange thoughts of these three women, and he rushed back to his room with his wife after making a large vat of roasted tiger whips.
The door was closed with a snap, making Wang Qinghui, who wanted to follow up and take a look, stunned, and then showed a mysterious smile.
"It turned out that there was a woman hidden in the room, Bingxin and Xue Rou had already been there before, so it should be Qianqin's daughter. This girl is good, she gave birth to twins in the first child, and the second child will at least be a twin, and even triplets are not impossible. ”
After guessing what was going on, Wang Qinghui happily returned to his room.
Now she just has to wait to hold her grandson!
Yun Yi also didn't know that his old lady was also thinking crookedly, and after he turned on the formation power in the room, he turned his gaze to the large vat of roasted tiger whip.
After all, it's dozens of plates of roasted tiger whips, and if you use a plate to load it, it's not easy to take it, and this thing can't be brought over from the space gods, so I made such a big vat.
Unleashing the third martial arts true body, the body turned into a giant the size of two feet and a foot, picked up a large string of roasted tiger whips and threw it into his mouth, and all the slices of meat on it fell into his mouth.
With both hands, he shoved the roasted tiger whip from the vat into his mouth at an unimaginable speed.
That's right, the reason why he used the third martial arts true body was to speed up the speed of eating, and the effect was also very obvious.
With a two-foot-tall body, that mouth can be called a bloody mouth.
After half an hour of effort, a large vat of roasted tiger whips all fell into Yun Yi's belly, and then stopped the running martial arts true body, and the body returned to its original size.
"It's really strong!"
Feeling the heat in his body like a volcanic eruption, Yunyi was very satisfied with his wife's craftsmanship.
I don't know how many elixirs my wife added to the roasted tiger whip, and the special power in the tiger whip inside was stimulated, and the effect was extremely significant.
Taking a deep breath and adjusting his state to the best, Yun Yi then cast his martial arts true body and madness at the same time.
Sure enough, with the cooperation of that sense of restlessness and the yang energy in the body, the two secret magic powers that were originally inseparable from each other unexpectedly fused, although the speed of fusion was not fast, but they were moving forward steadily.
At the same time, the special medicinal power and its own yang energy refined from the roasted tiger whip were also rapidly consumed, until they were about to be exhausted, and the power of the two secret methods was finally fused.
In an instant, Yun Yi's body swelled rapidly, and in the blink of an eye, he turned into a burly giant of two feet and one foot, much more burly than the martial arts true body he had used alone before.
The muscles and muscles are knotted, and they all show a hideous feeling when they look at it.
"And it did!"
Looking at his huge body, Yun Yi was so excited that he almost couldn't help himself.
He was originally ready to deduce for half a year or even a year, but he didn't expect that this problem was solved by his mother's plate of roasted tiger whip.
It's really a trick!
"The special medicinal power in the roasted tiger whip seems to be a kind of Tsubaki medicine, using this thing to stimulate two secret methods, and finally becoming like this, this is a bit embarrassing no matter how you look at it!"
Yun Yi's expression suddenly became weird, and his old face was a little blushing.
As a man, he knows that C medicine can make a man's pendant swell, and his martial arts true body and madness can also be regarded as a kind of male expansion.
In such a comparison, there is always a feeling of obscenity, a very obscene kind!
It seems that even the two secret methods and bloodline talents of martial arts true body and madness have been lowered.