"Dandan, I've said it many times, don't just throw garbage, and throw it in the middle of the road.

Did you know that tomorrow's toiling sanitation workers will have to risk walking to the middle of the road in order to clean it?

Because for them, not cleaning can mean deducting their salary, and some people who sit in the office and blow the air conditioner will be so bored that they will sweep up the ash within a square meter and weigh it on an electronic scale to see if it is up to standard.

Life is not easy, and we better not add a burden to other people's lives, understand? ”

"Are you pitying them?"

"Oh no, how could I pity them, these stupid, filthy, greedy, selfish bugs;

Am I crazy, go and pity them?

I'm pitying myself.

Fuck, I've spent a hundred years trying to see how normal I am, and it turns out that I really can't fit into their disgusting collective.

I feel sorry for this city, I like this city very much, so, your garbage, will destroy the beauty of this city;

Fuck it,

I also hate this hustle and bustle damn city;

I pity myself;

Because we go back and forth from this street at least twice a day, tomorrow if there is a car accident here, I will smell blood as I pass by, I will be nauseous, I will be uncomfortable.

Got it? ”

"Okay."

The girl bent down and picked up the box she had just dropped in the middle of the road.

"Very good, you have to be a virtuous person, you have improved, Dandan."

The man snapped his fingers in satisfaction, and he dragged a suitcase that looked light because it was capable of sliding on its own on the road.

Moreover, this box is still trembling and trembling, which is equivalent to exerting a push on itself.

"I've heard that one company was so bored that they made a product, a suitcase that could sit on it and drive like a battery car."

"Sounds good."

"Yes, I spent a lot of money to buy a suitcase like this, and then everyone at the airport looked at you sitting alone on the suitcase like a fool."

"At least it sounds more reliable than new energy vehicles."

"There's a point to that."

"When will the car you bought be sent for repair?"

"That car is good, I like it very much, especially the part of opening the door, using a mobile phone to scan the door to unlock, the anti-theft ability is absolutely first-class."

"So when the scan fails, you can't even open the car door? It's better to use a key. ”

"I'm just saying it's very good against theft, you see, I can't even open the door myself, let alone a thief."

"Tsk, that seems to make sense."

A man and a woman, who also looked to be in their twenties, were walking side by side on the street in the early hours of the morning.

"How long are we going to stay in Tongcheng?"

"I don't know, just wait for grandpa's notice."

"It doesn't matter if you're here, but I really hate the feeling of being a babysitter."

"Dandan, you will also mate 、、、 in the future, and then become a mother."

"I'm talking about the babysitter, not the mother."

"But in fact, in my opinion, most mothers actually play the role of nannies."

"I found you to be wise tonight."

"I'm wise every night, well, I actually like the word, I remember when I first learned it, it was a compliment.

But who knew that bored bugs would actually make some changes. ”

"What's the grudge?"

"The year before last, my grandfather made another cigarette peng, and I gave him a thumbs up in front of him, you are so wise."

"And then?"

"I was beaten by my grandfather."

"Huh."

"Don't laugh."

"If Grandpa knew that you were secretly smoking his cigarettes, would he discount your legs?"

"It doesn't matter as long as you don't hit the third leg."

"Wise."

"Okay, Dandan, if we don't meet grandpa, our life will be very pure, without clothes wrapped in a shameless life in the big forest, you will give birth to a litter, well, litter after litter.

You've got to be glad you're a 'person' now, well, at least it looks like a person. ”

"Why?"

"Because I have always been very envious of people's ability to reproduce, they are already very capable of giving birth and raising, and now with the development of their medical conditions, the feeding rate is enough to make other species in the forest envious."

"Are you worried about the country and the people?"

"Sort of, every time I think about this, I feel so sad that I want to go back and smoke a few more puffs."

"If Grandpa Knows About You............"

"It's okay, according to human society, if you smoke at the age of sixteen, your father will beat you;

But if you're twenty-six years old and smoke, your dad will hand you one when he smokes. ”

"You mean you've grown up?"

"Uh-huh, we don't have any good cigarettes here anyway, those people whose lives are just smooth sailing, should you really use them as tobacco leaves and smoke them out?

Food from capture to a series of processes to finally enter our mouths and finally to excretion,

Do you know how much of it can be absorbed and how much energy is wasted? ”

"But you're still smoking, what's the point?"

"Smokers all over the street, go and ask them."

The girl glanced at the suitcase beside her, frowned, and said:

"Grandpa sent us here this time just for him?"

"He's different, grandpa values him very much, otherwise he wouldn't have gotten his essence X alone and let the silkworm hatch."

"It's really different, the other is just a phantom, like smoke, it seems to exist, but in reality everything is illusory;

But this,

You can grow up. ”

"So, grandpa attaches great importance to him, otherwise he would have left Tongcheng a year and a half ago and put him alone in a pool soaked in which even you and I looked at him.

We usually only get two pieces of stuff for our grandfather, but this guy has been soaking in the pool full of that stuff for a year or two.

Grandpa, this is really raising him as a human being, oh no, it is to raise him as a person. ”

"So he was naughty, he was full, and he was able to run out of the room and run outside."

"Don't be so angry, especially to grandpa."

The man stretched out his finger and pointed to the sky as he spoke,

Continued:

"The two of us, the two of us who can't complain and are the least qualified to complain in this life,

One is the Heavenly Dao Father above his head,

Because it also allows us to continue to brag and talk and wander the streets here, without fear of being killed by a sudden thunderbolt;

The other is our grandfather, otherwise we estimate that the bones have turned to ashes now, and we don't know how to repair a grave when we die, and our children and grandchildren want to find a place to worship in the future............

Oh, our children and grandchildren probably don't know what worship is. ”

"I just want to go back to the sea and continue sleeping, not to come to the city just to catch this thing."

"Okay, in fact, this is good news, which means that the tobacco leaves have begun to mature, and they have developed to the point of X impulse, and it is not far from being the finished tobacco leaf."

"What's so different about him, grandpa thinks so highly of him?"

"Although we like to say that all beings are equal, in fact, we know best in our hearts that human life is different, just like the life of man and our beasts, they are born different.

Three years ago, when grandpa came to Tongcheng for the first time, he saw this person, and at that time grandpa went up to ask for his birthday.

Just like some of the first emperors of ancient human dynasties, before their careers, they were very unknown, but they just lacked an opportunity or the time has not yet come, but their own destiny has long exceeded the concept of great wealth and wealth.

Grandpa left because there was something wrong at the time, but he told grandpa that he had gone to freeze Jing X, and it was only a year and a half ago that grandpa had arranged everything when he came to Tongcheng again. ”

"Heh, I can't feel the difference."

"Don't look at him like this now, hiss, you can't say that, my grandfather also told me at the beginning, this person looks like a nest, but he is really a person who can't look good, and has the life of a dragon and a tiger.

This kind of tobacco leaves, as long as they are raised, grow, lit,

Gee

Don't say that you can really take away its luck,

At least be able to taste some flavor and make up for yourself. ”

"Then why don't you just grab ............?"

The man stretched out his hand and struck the woman's words,

Scolded:

"You all say that we usually smoke big cigarettes, all for the sake of smoking, first, the kind of direct plundering luck, is not the kind of thing that can be contaminated by me, don't say that I waited, even grandpa can't do anything to directly plunder the deity's luck and fate.

Second, let's take a detour like this, and the effect is much worse, but it's better than nothing, the way of luck is extremely ethereal, that is, grandpa's level can peek at one or two.

Could it be that there is really such a simple thing in this world,

Shut up all those who were going to plunder in their rooms, and let them lie down in bed and sleep,

This Qi Fortune Life Grid was directly delivered? ”

"It's too esoteric to understand."

"It's right if you don't understand, I talked to my grandfather a few years earlier than you, and there are some things that you have to learn slowly, and then ............"

The man stopped talking,

Because he found the door of the shop, ajar.

"Something's wrong."

A man and a woman immediately rushed into the store,

I saw the female clerk lying on the ground and fainting.

"She passed out." The woman said.

The man shook the tip of his nose a few times, and then showed a sneer,

"It's still up there!"

The man rushed up the stairs quickly,

Pushed open the iron door of the kitchen,

Just ran to the living room,

I saw Zhou Ze who had just come out of the inner room.

The man frowned slightly,

He suddenly felt that the intruder in front of him was inexplicably familiar, but he was sure that he didn't know the person in front of him.

Immediately pointed at Zhou Ze,

With a smile on the corner of his mouth, he said:

"I don't know if you're a cop or someone else, but I'm sorry, this isn't supposed to be a place for you to break into."

Zhou Ze heard this,

While wiping his hands with a tissue, he said slowly:

"Oh? I don't think there's a place I can't come to. ”

The man laughed,

Road:

"That's a beautiful thing to say,

I hope I'll beat you up later when your face can kiss your balls,

You can still say such beautiful words. ”

Boss Zhou heard this,

Stunned for a moment,

Road:

"Good proposal."